I've heard of Florida Man leaving his phone behind, his ID, even his credit card, but his TEETH??!!?

A Florida Woman says to her family " I have a Taser, who's first?" She also was weilding a knife and some pepper spray at one point

A Florida Man got into a dispute with his wife, who he called a "Bible thumper" for pouring his rum out.  In an act of defiance he immediately cracked a beer, but then things turned sour

We've all seen what spaghetti sauce does to Tupperware, her outfit had to have been ruined

Hey, when you call the cops to report a burglary at your home, it's best to hide yor cocaine first!  Florida Man learned this the hard way and by that I mean he didn't learn anything at all!

A Florida Man wearing nothing but his boxers first tried breaking into a home where people were home at the time and ended with him trying to fight two police officers because reasons

Not only did he have the vehicle decked out to look like a police car, the car wasn't even his, it was his girlfriend's car!

Somehow this story of a Florida Man trying to outrun cops on a bike became the most entertaining/funny story of the morning

Yep, a Florida Man attacked a fellow motorist during a road rage incident with a sword.  Now why this Florida Man had a sword is beyond me, but it sure is interesting

This LOCAL Florida Woman ripped off the Dollar General she was an employee at to the tune of over $7000!  What did she steal from them for a decade?