After Elizabeth Novac loaded a cart at Target with a barista machine, a vacuum cleaner and some other items totaling $1,111, she instructed her child (under the age of 10) to walk out of the store with the merch.  She was arrested, but that kid is still on the loose

A Florida Woman hired this man to work at her horse stable and he was anything BUT stable and chopped off her nose with a machete

Not only did this woman leave involuntary rehab, she carjacked a 70-year-old man and then hit him with his own car...twice

I know it's a lot to take in...a Florida Man wearing a bull onesie, trying to burn his ex's house down and using pasta sauce to try to get the job done is a lot, but give it a listen and we'll get through it!

Lieutenant Dan went viral for riding out Hurrican Milton on a sailboat and since then he's been given a new boat and a bunch of money and a streaming deal.  On his very first stream Lieutenant Dan dropped the N-word.  Gee, shocker

If there's one thing that should get you to lose your license for doctoring, it's assaulting your own patients, but this doctor doesn't agree

This very sane, logical Florida Woman beat up her man because they were watching TV and a woman appeared on screen that resemblked his ex, so naturally...

This local idiot stole over $30K worth of marijuana and other "goods".  He was caught by his boot print and coincidentally, he also stole the boots

This old man was just looking for love and spent $8500 on a matchmaking service

Kind of hard to run after you've crashed your vehicle, but that didn't stop Florida Man!