This Florida Woman was watering hedges when her neighbor accused her of spraying them with water and grabbed the hose and her.  That's when the Florida Woman grabbed her gun and shot at the neighbor

No one told Florida Man there's no such thing as a "nude park".  He argued that there are nude beaches, but that didn't help him and at the end of the day doesn't Florida Man treat the world like one big nude beach anyway?

A Florida Man was eating at a diner with his wife to celebrate his good health after a surgery, when a pwerful sneeze blew his colon OUT of his body!

Not one, but two locals acting loco!

Not only is she entitled, she's stupid

Yep, a half-naked Florida Man crashed a car into a jail...guess which half was naked

A Florida Man was arrested and accused of smashing up a bunch of license plate readers in Seminole County.  This is odd, because I bet he rides a bike rather than drive anyway

Not only was he illegally shooting at an alligator while illegally dumpng tires, he was also driving illegally and had an open container in the vehicle, because of course he did

This Florida Man got lost in the woods, so he turned to the police for help.  The problem is he had an active warrant and they were looking for him anyway!

One thing you do NOT want is to live local and act loco, because you WILL wind up on WTF!!