A Florida Woman was arrested when police found a spoon with some residue on it.  They believed it to be meth, but a lab test determined it was in fact Spaghetti-O's residue just like she told them.  Unfortunately she had to spend a few weeks in jail while they did the lab test
https://www.wtvr.com/news/local-news/scott-ryan-matthews-arrest-sept-30-2024?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark#google_vignette 

A hurricane-damaged Trump merch store in a FL strip mall was robbed by these two idiots and one of them was wearing a Trump cowboy hat at the time, tipping the cops off immediately

Well, that's one way to get elected!

Sadly there's not half a brain between these two twins and they beat up a homeless guy after waving a gun around

During Hurricane Helene, a camera crew was filming the Southernmost point down in the Keys when a Florida Man comes into view to hump the marker

There are many ways to cross the border from Canada into the United States and this Florida Man picked the stupid way to do it, because of course he did

A Florida Man was found locked in his own trunk in a car that was found abandoned on a beach.  All the dorrs were open except for the trunk and that is where this guy was.  He has a little weed, because of course he did and he was cited

This Florida Man and a Florida Woman tried to beat up a woman in a car and when she took off, he clung to the hood fo the car and that's when she started pepper-spraying him!

A Florida Woman is in jail for throwing steak knives at her boyfriend after he left her at a bar

Yep, this is NOT the first time this Florida Woman attacked her boyfriend with a sex toy