Hey, when you call the cops to report a burglary at your home, it's best to hide yor cocaine first!  Florida Man learned this the hard way and by that I mean he didn't learn anything at all!

A Florida Man wearing nothing but his boxers first tried breaking into a home where people were home at the time and ended with him trying to fight two police officers because reasons

Not only did he have the vehicle decked out to look like a police car, the car wasn't even his, it was his girlfriend's car!

Somehow this story of a Florida Man trying to outrun cops on a bike became the most entertaining/funny story of the morning

Yep, a Florida Man attacked a fellow motorist during a road rage incident with a sword.  Now why this Florida Man had a sword is beyond me, but it sure is interesting

This LOCAL Florida Woman ripped off the Dollar General she was an employee at to the tune of over $7000!  What did she steal from them for a decade?

A Florida Man has been charged with planting explosive devices in restorroms at the Hard Rock in Tampa

A Florida Man hacked Disney's menu system and played havoc by changing menu information, including peanut allergy information

Maybe stay out of the water huh?

This LOCAL Florida Man was all gooned up on animal tranquilizers and whatnot!