The Fribrary Podcast

The Fribrary Podcast

By The Fribrary PodcastComedy
Download on the App Store

The Fribrary Podcast episodes

  • Ep. 63: We need Noah. Oh, wait I meant Moses.

    We cover movies we surprisingly have not seen, a bunch of Ideas For Fribrarians, and we figure out the whole ship stuck in the Suez. Other titles included:

    • You had one job Suez people.
    • Where’s your lock system?
    • I’ve got the rich man’s toe.

    Referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

    55 min
  • Ep. 62: Thursdays are all the same Thursday

    We cover some tales from the cold, get to introduce a new waitress to The Lightning Round, and share 30-second pitches on some of our jobs. Alternative titles were:

    • Mongolia’s a cool place too.
    • We call it a car hole.
    • A rubber ball can stop an elephant.
    • Challenging, difficult, and very interesting
    • Son, this is why we play corking.
    • I was flipping your daughter off.

    Referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

    1 hr 27 min
  • Ep. 61: Taco Cat – The Sequel

    2021 started in style. Alternative titles included:

    • Team David
    • You know it’s true, Tony told me.
    • I’m not a boomer; I’m just insecure.
    • How do you like your president? Pickled.
    • Being set on fire would suck.
    • Thanks mom. Cause fat farms suck.
    • So when she laid the eggs…
    • She airbuds it.

    Referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

    1 hr 23 min
  • That’s a Thick Eggnog

    We jammed the night away and welcomed in 2021. Alternative titles included:

    • After birth is actually highly flammable.
    • Stop dipping your toe in; it’s not a first-date move.

    The full jam list is below:

    SongArtistSubmitted ByBad DecisionsThe StrokesLucasBurnEllie GouldingAprilDog Days Are OverFlorence + The MachineEvaDon’t Stop Me NowQueenSteveEye Of The TigerSurvivorKevinHeart Like a GraveInsomniumJoshI Will SurviveGloria GaynorKevinMagicPilotEliseMr. Blue SkyElectric Light OrchestraConnerParty In the U.S.A.Miley CyrusAngieRoarKaty PerrySteveSo Long & Thanks for All the FishNeil HannonAngieStarting OverChris StapletonDavidThe Best Is Yet to Come (feat. Count Basie and His Orchestra)Frank SinatraAprilThe BoxRoddy RicchMaxThe Heart Of LifeJohn MayerEvaThe Sound of SilenceDisturbedDavidThink About ThingsDaði FreyrJoshWaiting On The World To ChangeJohn MayerConnerWithout MeHalseyLucas

    The referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

    42 min
  • Festivus 2020 – Southie Has Stolen Fire

    Another adequate Festivus has passed. Alternative titles were:

    • The goggles of shame
    • That’s the most Lucas thing you’ve ever said.
    • Feature not a bug
    • That was better than our wedding vows.
    • We took the cats outside. That’s how you know you’re 40.

    Referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

    41 min
  • The Braries – 2020

    Our annually to be annual awards show was epic. See below for the list of awards. Our apologies for not thinking to get pictures of all the trophies. Visit The Library to see those awarded to our hosts and fabulous waitstaff.

    This FribrarianAwards to This FribrarianBest _____ in the category _______SteveAngieBest awkward avoider in the category of awkward situationsKevinEvaBest Achievement in the category of Bible-Sounding Boyfriend Name HavingJoshSteveBest 2 Mile Run Time in the category of Rainforest EscapesAngieConnerBest Congratulatory Takesiez Backsiez in the High-Five categoryAprilKevinKevin gets two: In the category of Education, Degrees, and Job/Life Preparedness Kevin wins Best Pupil / in the category of Telling Stories about Frosties Kevin gets Best RaconteurLucasDavidBest Traveler in the category of Sports SpectatingConnerLucasBest Argument in Favor of in the category of My Glass is Half EmptyEvaJoshBest Performance in the category of Fake Injuries / and runner up in the categories of marble races, heated jackets, swords, and catsDavidAprilBest Quadragenarian in the category of Surprise Beer Accountants

    Alternative titles included:

    • Wishes and hopes and unicorn dust
    • A hint of Christmas magic
    • That song puts a hat on a hat
    • I hat giddy school girl Kevin
    • I like spies that weren’t caught
    • There’s a gaping hole of knowledge in my heart
    • Apology considered
    • Stanley cup that thing

    The referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 57 – Sleep Tindering

    A delayed HalloweenBrary was well worth the wait. In addition to new developments in Kevin’s dating app life and some bizarre goat-eat-horse stories, we had an epic trivia contest. The winning team was as dominant as they were surprising. Potential titles included:

    • Dating adjacent stories 
    • If nothing is nothing than nothing has to be something.
    • 40% corn
    • That’s disappointing.
    • Go lay an egg bitch. The goat not the chicken.
    • He’s an obese turtle on his shell that cannot turn over.
    • Flash back to the future

    The reference homework is here. And here is the answer key to the trivia. Enjoy!

    1 hr 10 min
  • Episode 56 – Attacking Kevin since 1664

    Another warm and fuzzy patiobrary. We calmly discussed the upcoming electoral chaos, and no shots were fired. Alternative titles included:

    • Classic Lucas, bottom feeder
    • Why is Patrick Duffy in the shower?
    • An economist that blogs…
    • Big La La!
    • 1664 Columbus sank to the ocean floor.
    • Drink me like one of your French beers.
    • La La that to La La.
    • Ted Cruz may be Satan.

    The referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

    1 hr 33 min
  • Episode 55 – Don’t Tell Me How To Be Joyous!

    It was a classic patiobrary Friday. Great episode as indicated by the live-audience polling done at the time. Many alternative titles including:

    • Puff puff don’t pass
    • I don’t have any homework on Fridays.
    • We need the other girl.
    • What kind of sno cone would you get?
    • I think the year ends in civil war.
    • How big is the knee brace?
    • That’s 80% accurate.
    • I have plans for all my calories.
    • The rules do apply to me, I just don’t always follow them.
    • Sponsored by covid and carmax.
    • Disregardless!

    Referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

    1 hr 35 min
  • Episode 54 – I know enough to know everything

    Alternative titles included:

    • Fighting bibles
    • You’re driving your corvette wrong.
    • They couldn’t spell back then; they didn’t have all the letters.
    • Please giveth me the amazon gift cards.
    • My windmill can’t turn.
    • They have a really good yule log.
    • Women and pennies
    • You lost me at Del City.
    • That’s not in mid-del.
    • 2 is definitely greater than 1.
    • You’re a super spreader!!!

    The referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

    2 hr 9 min

About The Fribrary Podcast

From the publisher's feed

The Fribrary Experience