The Fribrary Podcast

So many possible titles:

• Burn it all down.
• The light at the end of the tunnel is Wendy’s.
• Santa’s dope
• I love the tooth fairy, actually.
• More chemistry, less chivalry
• Swagcity
• Bet I can’t walk on it!
• Can I feel your sweater?
• Put your square peg in my round hole.
• Weather is the same thing as time zones.
• You have knee schnapps.
• I bet you would, you’re selfish like that.
• Are you $10,000 good? Yes.
• Tiny heart syndrome
• Max can’t max.

The referenced homework is here.

Potential titles included:

• They’re not oohing over the hot one 
• You don’t know about Baby Jessica?!?
• How woke are you 
• You and me and pee go back a long way
• Wash your hands before you pee  
• I have to remind myself I’m not poor sometimes
• Get your head out of the freezer
• The things you can do with emojis these days  
• Brownies and homework 
• Fixing dates in post  
• Dead girls don’t unmatch 
• One few areas I have a lot confidence in is my makeout game

Associated homework is here. Enjoy!

This AYA was nearly out of this world. Potential titles were:

• I regret that Kevin will do more talking in the future.
• NO! I’m not going to space!
• School is not a place for smart people.
• The way you drink and go to strip clubs…
• Regretbrary
• Every hoarder always says that.
• Oiled up in post
• Never turn your back to a possum.
• Washing dishes in bleach
• My stripper names come to me in the shower.
• The hall of captains and the bathroom of strippers

Associated homework is here. Enjoy!

The leeches looked favorably upon us allowing a our editor to snatch sound from the jaws of silence.

Potential other titles:

• The Other Cousin
• Cocktail shrimp roasting in the sun
• Home-cooked meth fire festival
• Jonesin’ for some M&M’s
• Sailor/Pirate lifestyle
• Let the record reflect that Kevin has shed a single tear.
• Tractor tang
• That’s A LOT of Words! It’s so long!
• We live in a society with RULES!

Relevant homeworks are here and here.

To follow along with the stories, they are uploaded here:

• Josh
• Angie
• Chad
• Conner
• Steve
• April & Elise
• Lucas
• Eva
• Kevin

Enjoy!

Alternative titles were:

• You’re half a star off.
• I’m done being judged . . . except on Tinder.
• I’m not an idiot.
• Judgmental, slightly overweight, introvert seeks 10 out of 10.
• If you’ve had kids, you’re dead to me.
• 30 pairs! Oh, my God, you’re not even close.
• I do a lot of specialized activities.
• You have Oh My God beanies?!?
• You’re 100% wrong.

See what you think about these suit and shirt colors. I can attest the descriptions are accurate.

Here is the associated homework. Enjoy!

Lots, and I mean LOTS, of Kevin on this pod. It is long, but it is soooo good. Possible titles include:

• His daughter was in the car!
• Oh my God, he has no taste.
• There’s nothing special about your opinion, so shut up.
• “I do a lot of camping.” . . . “That’s a weird brag.”
• What’s the difference between a stripper and a burlesque dancer?
• I’ve got a real job, Sensei. That’s why I can’t play Karate ’till Friday at 6.
• Where do they attach the cables to a homeless man?
• Side Maga
• I’m a BIG TIME shit talker.
• Everybody kicked me in the groin.

The homework for this episode can be found here.

Alternative titles:

• Your chocolate got in my peanut butter
• #TooDamnSoon
• You CAN’T have a bobcat
• Human trafficking . . . I get it
• Suddenly the shoe is on the other hand
• Real golfers should walk
• As a botanist I can confirm that
• Do they have tomatoes in Italy?
• You just got fruited

Find the referenced homework here:

This episode had lots of great alternative titles. Among them were:

• Josh has great calves.
• What is the stage before the leech gets its leechiness?
• I’m going to die by lawnmower.
• Josh is licking Totinos.
• He’s the head of the misfits.

Find the referenced homework here:

Find the referenced homework here:

Find the referenced homework here: