The Fribrary Podcast

Alternative titles:

• It’s the worst game of telephone.
• Be quiet Deb.
• It’s Skittles now.
• I thought about the toilets.
• This is death, this is death, this is death.
• Prison sounds awesome sometimes.
• I invented Fortnite.
• Did you go atheist for a year?
• Organize them. That’s what secretaries are for.
• Messenger birds of prey
• It’s been a long time since good decisions.
• How many iTunes gift cards does it take for a new car battery?
• A dog sitter for Christmas

Referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

In this virtual Brary we took a virtual trip back to college. We drew some pretty crazy stuff, and went down some Kevin rabbit holes of lawn care as we bid farewell to July on this July the Lastith.

Check out the video as well.

The referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

I’m happy to report that nobody got cancelled in this episode.

Possible titles included:

• Permanent knee calluses
• I’ll kill an old person before I miss a football game.
• He comes in my cube all the time.
• I have a knife. Do you need it?
• No smellzies
• I think the spoof is on you.
• Anti Lucas all the way down
• How many golf balls do you think I have?
• Honey badger of the air above the sea
• Cancel the pizzas.
• Shut up and sell me something.
• Ban pictures from Facebook.
• There’s one tree you have not trimmed.
• If bigfoot and a semi had a baby, this would be the boy that beat up that baby.
• Sky leech high.
• I cancelled that spider.
• What kind of wound do you think that is?
• That was dumb I should have gone to the distance.
• Your mom has a burner?
• How many iTunes gift cards does it take?

Referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

We wanted to be in person, but quarantine got in the way. Yet that was a happy accident as it allowed us the freedom to have a VERY special guest–the world famous Emily Danger!

As always with Zoombraries, there is a YouTube version.

Possible titles included:

• Hey, we’re out of coins.
• It was a contest, so clearly I was going to win.
• “I’m a working father.”
• You’re a sloppy swiper.
• Hang the pictures!
• At some point it’s not cute anymore, it’s creepy.
• Woah… Spooky
• Stop pouring grease down your sink.
• I’d make a woman get rid of her cats.
• Being vegetarian is not a profession.
• When I do it it’s stalking.
• You “edged her yard.”
• Maybe the dog needs a computer.
• Have you seen the west side of the stadium?
• Coin operated podcast

Referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

This one got heated as a debate brought out some nasty truths.

Alternative titles:

• How do you not like good music?
• Cannonball Run 3: Electric Version 
• Love in the age of Covid 
• Call me colonel 
• Kelsea? Kelsea. Who’s Kelsea? 
• I am both the host, the moderator, and the audience.
• Fast Speeds 
• You’ve seen me do the Darrel.

Referenced homework is here.

As we continue to phase in our social behavior, we are back with another Zoombrary. This one is more controversial than ever. We spin a wheel of destiny and discover some hidden charade talents. Check out the video version on YouTube.

Possible titles included:

• How many marbles do we have in the marble drawer?
• Your picks (pics?) have been in my head nonstop.
• I muted you, that’s the power of a real admin.
• That’s clearly Wimbledon, you can tell by the orange.
• I kinda miss the bloody toe feeling.
• Shhhh, Josh take less drinks.
• You should burn in the lake of oil I have in my backyard.
• Shut up, turtle slider.
• There’s so many bodies.
• No one caters to Kevin’s needs.
• Conner just fell out of the sky.
• I’m a cam virgin.
• I have asthma please stop.
• I’m not known for my hearing.
• Ok, VPN, you can sit down.

The associated homework is here. Enjoy!

Our triumphant return to The Library was everything we could have hoped for.

Possible titles include:

• RIP Lucas
• Lifting Deb
• I love the effort, but no
• They have hose [hoes?] on the street there
• Kevin needed to show that he was right and I was wrong
• If someone ever makes you do a flow chart, you throw a flame at them
• High Josh = Drunk Steve . . . the ultimate equation

Referenced homework is here. Enjoy!

We’re still at it with another Zoombrary. Be sure to check out the video version on YouTube.

Possible titles included:

• In my goal to live forever, not dying is kind of important.
• Are those people worth saving?
• A big red A for asymptomatic
• I think I speak for everyone when I say, “That’s all.”
• Oh my god cats.
• Cats are spawns of Satan.
• My grandma made me that monkey.
• If I have to wait until 2:30, somebody’s getting bit.
• He’s going to complain about it anyway.
• Metric driving
• Opossums killing opossums
• Guilt sent hand washing back up.
• Fix that monkey in post.

Referenced homework is here.

The ‘Rona ain’t stoppin’ us. We went high tech on this one. Be sure to check it out on YouTube for the video version. Potential titles below. Enjoy!

• I have no kidneys left.
• Undercover hobo
• Exorcisms on a budget
• I’ll take a beer and we’ll figure this out later.
• I was really into circuses for awhile.
• “It essentially just writes itself.” “Does it?”
• I’m pro clown.

The referenced homework is here.

The titles that could have been:

• Let me mansplain God to you 
• I have to kill that pirate, I need its hat 
• Slice through the anti-vaxxers
• I’m a good handshaker 
• High-fives are too much hand-eye coordination 
• I saw a guy split an armadillo with a sandwich  
• You wouldn’t traffic this human 
• He almost had it coming

Referenced homework is here. Enjoy!