The Fun Time Boys

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The Barnacle Cannon himself is back in the studio after a short hiatus, Dave's Italian heritage is ruining Olive Garden, Allan is too lazy to die, The real reason why the band broke up, The saga continues with the infomercial dick pills, The Dick Show Facebook Group News has new anchors, The final chapter of the Florida Man story, Dave's family is out of control, This is the first episode that is in video!, Dylan is "The Driest Dick in The West" again, AI Joe Rogan is scary, The Pizza Roll Challenge is now Allan vs. Lisa from Garbage and Gold vs. Grant from Thought Cops and it all goes down Sunday May 26th, Pretending to be a Trap Lord, "Not For Human Context" gets us good this week, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring a creepy interview, Lou Dobbs can't say Pikachu, A little person and a microwave door, Vaping cum, Eight inches of shaft and regret, Crying over a fighting game tournament, and An Uber driver that streams while he drives. Lastly, a ton of stout voicemails. We close out the show with the track "Malediction Boulevard" by Alpha Chrome Yayo.

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Jay is on the bridge once again, Allan gets a fat constellation, Allan does The Drunken Peasants, Trolling ProJared on Twitter and Maddox in portopotties, Dylan has a panic attack at a Kill  Tony show, Giving  a reach-across, Should NFHC do a live show?, Allan and Lisa from Garbage and Gold Podcast are having a Pizza Roll competition, Matt and Jay reminisce about their top-tier boozing days featuring projectile vomit and bar fights, Analyzing vanity plates, A radical Nun that thrashes for Jesus, Femtrails and the black comforter industrial complex, Molestation with the Frankenthumb, Xbox has issued a list of acceptable trash talk, Ordering buckets of boob juice at a Denny's, Po from the NFHC Facebook Group discovers whiskey, "Not For Human Context" is back and makes us all sound smart, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring Allan's guide to eating fresh puss, Worf getting shut down, A point blank face fart, Porch showers, A fart fantasy mishap, and How ketchup is actually made. Lastly, some substantial voicemails. We close out the show with the track "Lucid Dream" by Sidwalks & Skeletons. 

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Jay joins us this week, If Dylan tried to get into an Amazon, Acquiring Tallpox, Getting Dave tattoos, Questionable testing practices, Endgame and face rain, The Super Um Brothers, The Florida Man Saga continues, A close call in a questionable bathroom, Dick DLC, Genuine Dylan disgust, The biggest herpes outbreak ever, Problems with drug potency, Throwing down in a Carl's Jr., Being misogynist only to the dumb ones, Pager codes and gaming tournaments, Discount Tire hates weeders, Bozo The Dickface tastes pennies, "Not For Human Context" is back and we actually sound smart this time (maybe), "Hey, Look at This!" featuring an addiction to crying, A Coachella report, Three years of pregnancy, The Triggered Song, Dog fart-Cat puke, and the return of Breaded Chicken. Lastly, some fire voicemails. We close out the show with the track "Amelia" by Savestate Corrupted.

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Now the number one source of stout dicks and dank clits, Turk fills in for Dave this week, Gravity experiments and some loser with an apple, Send us your #SLoad, 90's Bollywood Radio, A listener tells Dave to "Go Fuck Himself" from abroad,The Brother Brown Bear lore, Leggings etiquette, A rural man experiences a suburban bar, F/M/K These Kevins: Costner - Bacon - Sorbo, "Not For Human Context" goes into the past and ruins us again, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring a mad cross-eyed cam girl, Replacing text in video games, Frozen "Fucking Ass", The breakdown of the infamous "Dyson Commercial", and Seagull hate. Lastly, a ton of quality voicemails. We close out the show this week with the track "Days of Thunder" by The Midnight.

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Jay joins us once again as Dylan is off this week, Being full-slouch and the sweaty titty fold, Allan is still fat but is employed, Jilly Juice and other bunk psuedo-science, Rem from The Rich Dickman Show calls in to discuss the recent events of his podcast, More historical buildings need to burn so we get more free video games, Randy and Bob Fett make a movie, Jay encounters an African druglord ghost, Dave goes on a murder tour, Matt trolls Brent Spiner on Twitter, A band goes to Greenland, A Non-Host pulls off a "Full Ocho", The Crazy Cactus Beard Balm Contest is over and the winner has been announced!, "Not For Human Context" returns and the listeners make us sound like geniuses once again, The Jaws of Life and The Porklift, Allan's Pizza Roll shaped bath bombs, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring Vince Neil doing a Bob Dylan impression, No fat women allowed in a new game, Riker telling us we're wrong, How to properly show off your Fedora spinning skills, A real gentleman that just wants to cuddle, Learning about the Venus Fly Trap, "The Big Bang Theory" but the laugh track is Tim Allen, and a nude big guy thrusting his bed. The triumphant return of "Wittmann Breaking News", Matt's dogs encounter some kittens, and finally some epic voicemails. We close out this episode with the track "Scenic Drive" by Vector Hold. Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Three-out-of-four hosts have a robust midsection, The savagery of the NFHC Discord with testicles and cinder blocks, Overwhelming radon in the cum dungeon, Getting roasted in the Apex Legends voice chat, The glorious Soviet drums are tuned, Dave forgets what Seth McFarlane looks like, Hitler fertilized the Argentinian jungle, Dylan calls into The Dick Show and tells everyone about his package, The average dick sizes from around the world and an alternative history of World War 2, Allan is anti-Polar Bear, Tinder tour dates, 45 minutes of Paul Stanley's stage mic, We'll announce the Crazy Cactus Beard Balm winner NEXT WEEK!, "Not For Human Context" is back and even features a clip from Asterios Kokkinos' podcast, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring a pizza roll Allan vlog, A Truth commercial for weed, Patrick Stewart protecting his Lillie's, A guy mad at his friends for going soft, Friendly fire during an orgy, and extracting demons from a woman's box. Lastly, some incredible voicemails with some serious questions. We close out this week with the track "Drowned Beneath Fang and Scale" by Dead World Reclamation.

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We now officially have the largest collection of stout dicks, NFHC Enterprises needs an app developer to help create all of our ground-breaking ideas, Can you release faster than your computer boots up?, Dylan meets a real-life Flat Earther, "My Favorite Murder" is trash, The True Crime Cumcast,  "Shivers Me Tinders" with Knuckle-Deep Dylan and Taco Bell, Matching with Oozie Q on HerpChat, Allan screws up on Drunken Peasants, The ramifications of sending dick pics, Matt catches Allan and Dave talking shit about him, Dude Dilly Gents, Hollywood broads ruin themselves, There's only 2 weeks remaining in the Crazy Cactus Beard Balm giveway - Send in your submissions before it's too late!, The state of studio snacks is poor, "Not For Human Context" is back with more puss than ever, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring Trump on windmills, A special version of "Let It Go", Scott Stapp hitting rock bottom, Billy Corgan riding a roller coaster, A bully-beating tutorial, ASMR For White Liberals, Cringey 80's video dating, and a little reminder about a true athlete. Finally, some rock solid voicemails. We close out this week's show with the track "Midnight Chase" by Tokyo Rose.

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Coming in hot this week with bull jerking and repeat offending, Dave's herpes problem and advanced age, Leaving oil slicks in the pool, Hitler wrote Minecraft, Bonus episodes incoming!, That's just how the pizza rolls, Wasted on Kombucha, "Training for the games" tactics, The days of PrunedFinger.com, The Dick Show and Florida Man origins, Dave spends fiat currency on Chinese products, The origins of Ozzy Osbourne, Dylan gives us the spiciest little "Shiver Me Tinders" to date, The Transporter Tough Guys, The Crazy Cactus Beard Balm contest continues!, "Not For Human Context" makes a strong return, "Hey Looks at This!" featuring a gasping Alex Jones, a cringey news broadcast, Dyson vacuum sex, An Australian beer commercial, A screaming door hawk, and The Giant Anteater. Lastly, some rock-solid voicemails. 

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We start out this week learning just how racist Goofy is, Knowing your out-of-context truths, Allan does The Drunken Peasants, Spitting fire at That Larry Show and inverted puss's, "Everything is fine", Bob Ross and his lies, NFHC brings Kevins and cums to AM RADIO!, Sticking the back of a guitar to your belly, Christian Slater allegedly date rapes, A heated debate on chicken nugget sauces, Toxic Whataburger hate, "Love, Death, and Robots", A "Yakusa" voice actor tests positive for cocaine, The pinky toe is the Dave of the foot, Matt drops the worst pun, The Crazy Cactus Beard Balm Giveaway competition continues!, Should Allan butter his thighs?, "Not For Human Context" returns this week with Dave on Canadian Cuckoldry, Vicarious grease, Moms protecting two dicks, ASMR, Pissing into Dave's ass, Edging Dylan, and Toenail shivs. "Hey, Look at This!" featuring Eggroll theft, Breathy shit holes,  An ad from a better time, Bad gay acting, and Aaron Lewis loses it on stage. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" lightning round featuring throat relaxation. Matt is pro "dick going places", and lastly, some truly incredible voicemails. We close out this week's show with the track "Ghost in Space" by Come To Dolly.

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between!  A little shtick but we make do, NFHC hosts and Allan recap the Ghostwalk show, Verbally rubbing laminates in faces, An impressive Drunkandeya, Dale assaults Pocket Wolf with "that" strength, The crowd heckles Dave, The difficulty of counting to four, Road rage during rush hour, An accidental year's supply of Manliness Ignition Matrix, Dave's first Italian mob hit and his 40th 68th birthday, Hot and Horny Dylan's in your area and getting blown off in the back of a Kia, Beard smelling sessions, Just a small guy asserting big dick energy, Cage match: Star Wars vs. Star Trek, Dave and his ability to just show up, Bladder cum and ball pee, Gun Talk with Dale and The WW2 Comedy Hour, The first installment of "Not For Human Context", "Hey, Look at This!" featuring CNN diarrhea, Mickey's Dance Party, Motivational Doggo, A giant Pizza Roll in Episode 1, "And they won't stop comin'", and Porn scenes that deserve an Oscar. Lastly, a stack of excellent voicemails. We close out the show this week with the track "Endless" by Carthasy. Boners! 

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/