The Fun Time Boys

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This week is special because not only is it episode 69 but it's also International Women's Day, so we celebrate this SHIT out of both occasions.  It's Dylan's special day and he has become the new "Allan", Dave has to cheat on Wendy, Nascar and bowling are the epitome of health and athleticism, We invent a new drinking sport for children, Pounding face into crotch, Allan tells an epic story about Dale, weed, a strip club and Mexico. Exploring the idea of a "Bush Dive", Furries vs. Communists vs. Clowns, Scooping up an awkward boner, Our attorney ghosted us and another podcast is on the verge of death, We delve into Dave's 23 and Me results, Would you take a dick for half a million dollars?, A "Shiver Me Tinders" with urinal shitting, What even is a Western movie?, Is Anthem a really good game?, The Crazy Cactus Beard Balm Giveaway is still happening!, Allan Avenges "Ant Man", Matt makes a poll in our Facebook Group to see if our listeners have robust loads, "Hey Look at This!" featuring mouth full of b-b-bone, soccer bear cum, R. Kelly freaks out (with an on-the-fly Remix), An update on last week's Aussie shit talking, A crackhead in a storm drain, Hammered Orson Welles, A cringey traffic rap, a mishap in church, and a woman's head bounces off the ground. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" returns with a supercut of flex loads and a "taiyou con" rap. Finally, some robust voicemails. We close out the show this week with the track "Seventh Seal" by Filth. 

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Allan has officially been locked out of the Jameson supply, The free sample of X180 Ignite shows up to "bulid" muscle with it's interesting ingredient list, Finding the most annoying commercial jingle, Dave and "That Guy's a Motherfucker", What even is an rehearsal?, Seasoned Dale with grill marks, Collecting spit, Tony from Hack The Movies and Cinemassacre calls in to critique Dylan's movie scores and a hot white one blops out, Techno at warp speed, A Crazy Cactus Giveaway of Crazy Cactus Beard Balm, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring a fight ending in a suitcase, The Real Housewives of ISIS, Fuck Planet Earth, A Public Access punk show, Ropes that clear the thumb and robust loads, Kids Bop Rap,  Aussie's talking shit, and Down Under PUBG. Dave sleeps like a big dog, and lastly and a robust load of voicemails. We close out this week's episode with the track "Unglued" by BIG DATA. 

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Challenging Florida Man and the enigma code, Ordering dick pills during a Nascar rerun, Porklift is a self-made manager, Duel-wielding a podcast, Getting dressed for Walmart, Dylan is the “Meg” of the show, Allan gets locked out of the Jameson and Discord gets a load of Dale, Dave drops a DNA sample in a “23 and Me” kit, Matt dry heaves over a little spit, JP aka “Florida Man” calls in again to talk more shit to Dylan, Has Dave lost his troll edge?, The population problem and doing your part, Jizz: The Game,  Weed is dumb and the excellence of alcohol, One has to go: Red Hot Chili Peppers or Sublime?, Dylan reviews the old fucking movie “Star Trek: First Contact”, “Hey, Look at This!” featuring a toothless British rapper, Beautiful Metallica, Shoe inserts for Dylan, and fingering women with cyst juice/jizz mixture. Lastly, some stout voicemails. We close out this week’s show with the track “Lost Boy” by The Midnight. 

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Matt is back on the bridge and Dylan insists he didn't ruin last week's episode, Markandeya barely survived his appearance on the show, Activating Matt's anxiety, Allan rages on a Netflix special, Nascar and Batman blankets, The cancer still isn't Dave-free and no one cares about his surgeries, JP from "The Dickheads Podcast" calls in to challenge Dylan and the salt levels are high,  Full-contact go-kart racing, Two new top-tier listener song submissions, Matt has a new stance on "Walk Hard", Harassing randoms in Apex Legends, Caffeine overdosing, Dylan does a mega review of all the TNG movies, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring a bad jerk off session with a good rope, A firm response to a woman on Twitter, The Samsung Apex, Wack-A-Mole but with your dick, A visit to the Pokemon center, A dog with a banana, "Circumcise My Love", and Funny chest loads. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" featuring a hunger for shit, cooking with sewage, and ingrown toenail surgery. Lastly, we have some excellent voicemails. This week's episode closes out with the track "On The Verge" by 0bsrvr. Boners!  Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The People's Champion gets a temporary promotion only because Matt's off this week, Non-Host Markandeya joins us in studio and he reminds us of just how miserable we really are, 1 like = 1 Pizza Roll and Allan's record number of shrimp, Irrefutable DUI logic, Dave's back from his social media ban, Anchor babies and home schooling, AC installs and lesbian sessions, Dylan has a new rival and puts his title on the line, Allan Avenges "Age of Ultron", "Hey, Look at This!" featuring Thinking Creatively, Acoustic Bone Thugs, Future Porklift, Animals yelling, and the "Tiptoes" trailer. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" featuring an honest Democratic Party commercial and a creationist debunking evolution. Finally, some solid voicemails. We close out this week's show with the track "Pay Phone" by Fantom '87. 

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dylan's out there "cutting promos" on allies and gets blocked, The Royal Rumble finally happened and we give a play-by-play of our time there, Dave gets an intervention, A full-on "Shiver Me Tinders", NFHC boycotted razors before it was cool, Dylan gives us a quick status report on The Next Generation, The "I'm Retarded?!" episode of Quantum Leap, Dave went to NAMM and changed lives, Finding alternatives to "TheBalm.com", Allan Avenges "Guardians of The Galaxy" and compares the movie characters to NFHC hosts, The Scro-Dome and other bar names, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring the back hole agenda, Jones Cheap Ass Legal, R. Kelly asking for passports, Another great Slipknot remix, and Breaded Chicken claims more victims.  Lastly, but not leastly, some solid voicemails. We close out the show this week with the track "Neon City" by Biodrive. 

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We learn how friends have similar opinions, Dylan's suffering a mid-life crisis while "Living his best life", The Wrestling Minute (but it goes for way longer than a minute), Ghosts aren't real and goose measles, Matt's "fear of flying" math and Porklift saves the day, Dave does NAMM, Are we getting a "The Big Lebowski" sequel?, Playing with gas in a lightning storm, Queen is worse than Nickelback, Was 1982 a bad year for music?, The "I don't care anymore" move in an argument,  Battlefield V might not be as bad as you think, Allan Avenges "Captain America: The Winter Solider". "Hey, Look at This!" featuring a gay activist, A sex doll love song, A high-stakes escape, A Lamborghini in The Hollywood Hills, and More Breaded Chicken excellence. The return of "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" with Dave "The Redneck" Schultz and A potential trap talks about race. Lastly, some great voicemails. We close out this week's show with the track "Don't (Lie To Me)" by Panic Baby. 

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We learn what the 'L' means, Putting a lot of ME in a "23 and Me" Kit, Mainlining your own jizz and the Cum Bandit, Allan goes full-on NASCAR, Barfax, The Porklift Tattoo, Leaving Dave in charge of an arena's audio, Dylan dressed as a Mascot and furry conventions, The worst driver on the show becomes a Lyft driver, Juggalo Hawking and The Royal Rumble,  One Steel Reserve away from YouTube videos, Dave quits for the 60th time, Allan Avenges "Thor: The Dark World", "Hey, Look at This!" featuring load moaning, Acoustic Wu-Tang, The Town of My Dick, Drinking hand spit, and A Vape Shop employee loses it. Another installment of "Wittmann Breaking News", and some excellent voicemails. We close out this week with the track "Glass Empire" by I, Pariah. 

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dylan starts out this week doing his best Anderson Cooper impression and cheats a shot, Jim enters Applebee's and Matt leaves in his place, The Legend of Porklift, Dave's social media troubles continue, Making up band names to claim you went to a show, Allan's new show "My Vasect And Me", Dylan gets his hands on Dave's new girlfriend, Stoma sex, Shitting through Playdoh molds, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant from Thought Cops join us, Doing stand-up via cellphone, Cupcake War torture, Having a bad time at NASCAR, NFHC vs. GoDaddy, Allan Avenges "Iron Man 3", "Hey, Look at This!" featuring the cure for homelessness and the TikTok invasion, a 2016 Presidential bid, Alex "Link" Jones, Another great Slipknot remix, A dead racoon in McDonalds, and Pornstar interviews. #RuralStripClubsUnited, The triumphant return of Wittmann Breaking News covering those damned meat peddlers, and lastly some fine voicemails. 

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! 60 is the magic number this week, Our title of "Drunkest" carries on into 2019, Being barely-bodied and decimating Pizza Rolls, Disavowchord, Allan and Dylan do Drunken Peasants, Dave and Dylan reattempt 'mushrupials', Dylan's driving almost kills everyone again, O'Brien beams the last hot white out, Being a sad girl on Twitter, 75% of NFHC stream on Twitch (links below!), The greatest friendly-fire shots, Not getting all "wife punchy", Dave recommends a show we recommended to him weeks ago, Matt on "Happy!", Allan reviews "The Avengers". "Hey, Look at This!" featuring a grenade mishap, Anderson Cooper's New Years shot, Cumming in your sister, Ugandan Knuckles returns, A pumped vagina, Whiskey Dick saves the day, and an eHarmony video. San Francisco street shitting problem, shots, some fantastic voicemails and a new song from Riley. We close out the show this week with the track "Interspace" by Starcadian.

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/