The Fun Time Boys

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave is upright to start out the show, smoking bowls of 'Allan's Unemployed', Sketchy internet problems, GoPros in cancer holes, From Rad Tech to Dad Tech makes a Sad Tech, Drinking the people's rum, An old man describes his bowel movements, "White Poo is Dead You", The Birdbox takeover, Liam Neeson's dick powers, Is Sandra Bullock a horseface?, Kinked cabling from a missing ass, Wittmann Auto Repair, Mushrooms and gas, Spitting on your own dick, Interncel Dylan, PUBG and friends, Allan is a potential wrestling fan, Dylan gives a special "The Next Generation" update featuring some hypothetical situations, The Norsemen are coming, "Hey, Look at This!" returns with 'Bloody Fuck You Bloody', Goofy Evanescence, Big dudes on the loose, Sweet Anita ASMR, Boomers on edibles, and a mouth guitarist. "When 'If She Bad' Goes Wrong" also returns this week featuring a woman that denies her horrible drug problem. Lastly, some iTunes reviews and hardcore voicemails. We close out the show with "Vicodin" by Rav.

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The Battle of Allangrad, The intricacies of tongue blowjobs, "Baby It's Cold Outside" can't be all that bad and Happy Days is the next, A workplace Christmas party extravaganza and waiting for the wrong bathroom, Dale finds a club and an ATM, Dave should "sell his car about it" and how to fix the problem, Finding the Norsemen, Dylan's internship and weed, I almost killed them, The longest torso, Substituting cum for saliva, "I had my Lyft light on", Always listening to club/dance music, Wetting Dylan's dry spot, Mistaking Matt for homelessness, Dylan goes up on women, Surplus lip smacks, Top-Tier nether-regions, Riley calls in to talk about the NFHC song he wrote, "Hey, Look at This?" featuring an Australian DUI in the making, A guy in Vegas destroys a woman's PT Cruiser, A mom beats her son over shooting a gun in the house, Sticking a knife into a toaster, The Universal Hot Crazy Matrix and the surprise "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" Lastly, some of the funniest voicemails in the show's history. We close out this week's show with the track "Wolf Hour" by DNKL.

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Coming at you at a gig a second! Allan gets sweatpants shamed right off the bat, Who wears sock holders in 2018?, Yelling and the reply of “what?/huh?”, 50% of the hosts played a live show this weekend for a good cause, 110 hours of NFHC CRAM STRAM! (twitch.tv/TotesAllan and twitch.tv/NFHCPodcast), Dave cried at a concert, Allan and Dave were on a very entertaining episode of The Altered Perspective, Gut rearrangements causing sciatica, Dylan brings surplus salt with him to Utah, Beaming out loads on The Enterprise, @WowHuellHowser from The Rich Dickman Show joins us to talk about the website saga, Glory holes, Lawyering and Dylan’s internship! We cover Pornhub’s “Year In Review” stats and learn what “dick robber” is,  “Avenging Allan Foster” moves onto “Captain America: The First Avenger”, We’ve ordered our copies of “Winner’s Drink!”, “Hey, Look at This!” featuring Yellah’s, Mouth guitar with lyrics, A near miss with a shotgun, A woman harassing a mail carrier, Post Anesthesia tit requests, A kid sees a bird, 30-second job pitch on CNN, The Cheesecake Factory in Buffalo can’t rap, and old-school WoW raid vent rage. “What Makes Dave Mad This Week” Featuring a “full JP round” and 1001 Nacht sex. Lastly, some high-quality voicemails. We close out this week with the track “Skylights” by Stellar Circuits. 

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave gets mad twice a week, Allan likes songs about dick, Diablo 3 and Twitch streaming, How is everyone not on board with Norsemen yet?!, Derailing the Thought Cops, Dylan has returned to typical salt levels, A not-so-luxurious resort experience, Bison's Burgers, Tinder and Mormonism, Matt loses his cowboy privileges, Bungie drops the ball again, "Avenging Allan Foster" goes Thor (2011). "Hey, Look at This!" featuring breakfast rage,  Pedophiles in space, a RATM mashup, a racist field trip, ball inspections, Mare Search, and RDR2 trolling. "Dilly's Kids" this week features LongNeck McGee and his story about car surfing and Gatorade.  Lastly, some fantastic voicemails. We close out this week's show with the track "New Coke" by Health. 

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We start out this week's show discovering who has the lowest Tim-cell Count and burning lowercase T's, Allan is sick as fucc, As Seen on TV hoses and Dave's dick, "This podcast means YOU'RE WELCOME", Dylan discovers Kekistan, Facebook's standard News Feed is garbage, Cousin sex on a technicality, Is Jeff Goldblum jass?, Dylan calls out all the Tylers, Giving babies herpes, 'Seeisme1' calls in to tell us how he is "The King of The Lesbians", George H.W. Bush died, Matt's trying to bang a horse, Red Dead Redemption 2 and people hunting, Remebering 'Last Action Hero', The triumphant return of "When If She Bad Goes Wrong", "Hey, Look at This!" featuring Planet Unicorn, An unexpected song chorus, The slap heard 'round the world, Some new CRAM, Spaghetti Productions prank calls Thought Cops with his Dick Dickman Show promotion, An angry Xbox voicemail message, and some excellent Breaded Chicken CoD clips. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" featuring Pantera Trump, MAGA rap song, and the drunkest Matt. Finally, some epic voicemails. We end this week's show with the track "Sick Machine" by Pictureplane. 

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The liver regenerates like a lizard tail, Matt has experienced all that is fun, The anniversary of the infamous kick-flip, Slipknot and dick ashes, Dave's piercing and difficulty urinating, Allan is the troglodyte Patch Adams, A dog vs. a vape battery, Dylan is back in town and has been desalinized, Boneitis calls in to talk about Furries, artwork, and their related conventions. A supercut of Dylan lip-smacking, Someone leaves a voicemail on The Rich Dickman Show, Matt and Allan get streaming gear, Dylan reviews the movie "Heat", "Hey, Look at This!" featuring a Will.I.Am beat, a gamer Tourette's syndrome, a Slipknot remix, and more CoD trolling. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" featuring sex, beer, guns and Israel. Lastly, some excellent voicemails. We close out the show with the track "Replicant" by FacexHugger. 

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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The liver regenerates like a lizard tail, Matt has experienced all that is fun, The anniversary of the infamous kick-flip, Slipknot and dick ashes, Dave's piercing and difficulty urinating, Allan is the troglodyte Patch Adams, A dog vs. a vape battery, Dylan is back in town and has been desalinized, Boneitis calls in to talk about Furries, artwork, and their related conventions. A supercut of Dylan lip-smacking, Someone leaves a voicemail on The Rich Dickman Show, Matt and Allan get streaming gear, Dylan reviews the movie "Heat", "Hey, Look at This!" featuring a Will.I.Am beat, a gamer Tourette's syndrome, a Slipknot remix, and more CoD trolling. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" featuring sex, beer, guns and Israel. Lastly, some excellent voicemails. We close out the show with the track "Replicant" by FacexHugger. 

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

While you're miserable at your family's Thanksgiving get-together, listen along and get absolutely shitfaced with us! We battle it out for the title "The Drunkest Podcast" against Roast Mortem Podcast and it gets ugly faster than expected. Riley from "ASE Presents" tries to keep us in line along the way and does a great job! 3 hours, 16 beers, 1 winner. 

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While you're miserable at your family's Thanksgiving get-together, listen along and get absolutely shitfaced with us! We battle it out for the title "The Drunkest Podcast" against Roast Mortem Podcast and it gets ugly faster than expected. Riley from "ASE Presents" tries to keep us in line along the way and does a great job! 3 hours, 16 beers, 1 winner.  For more bonus episodes, clips, and other content, visit Patreon.com/NFHCPodcast

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between!  We start off this week fresh from competition and the hangover is strong. Recapping the drinking contest between us and Roast Mortem Podcast that involves the drunkest Matt, 24 beers, and pissing on the floor. The audio of this shit-show will come out later this week for free! Who's next in the NFHC Discord Dome?! Allan, Matt and Dylan discuss the live show from last weekend, Dave gets a surprise late-night visitor, Sex-somnia and a sleep wanking, Allan shares this hangover thoughts on sex and it involves potentially ruined dicks, Eric Kaplan is a monster, A roommate's new phone notification sound, Allan and Dylan's appearance on The Altered Perspective, A salt-overload in Las Vegas, Boneitis recreates a furry wolf Dylan with a huge cock, "Slob Zombie" and a broken nose, Castlevania on Netflix needs your attention, Matt and Dylan live stream after the drinking competition and the audio is amazing, Dylan reviews "Leon: The Professional" while "Avenging Allan Foster" moves on to "Iron Man 2", Do you hear what we hear in this AC/DC song?, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring bellybutton sex commentary, a weird fucking stray cat outside, a presentation on Wakanda, Turkey calling, and Cute sweat on men's butt-cheeks. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" featuring Under Pressure Pantera and Vegan vagina eating. Lastly, voicemails featuring a certain Sir.  We close out this week's show with the BRAND NEW track "Distorted Fields" by Failure.

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