The Fun Time Boys

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between!  We start off this week fresh from competition and the hangover is strong. Recapping the drinking contest between us and Roast Mortem Podcast that involves the drunkest Matt, 24 beers, and pissing on the floor. The audio of this shit-show will come out later this week for free! Who's next in the NFHC Discord Dome?! Allan, Matt and Dylan discuss the live show from last weekend, Dave gets a surprise late-night visitor, Sex-somnia and a sleep wanking, Allan shares this hangover thoughts on sex and it involves potentially ruined dicks, Eric Kaplan is a monster, A roommate's new phone notification sound, Allan and Dylan's appearance on The Altered Perspective, A salt-overload in Las Vegas, Boneitis recreates a furry wolf Dylan with a huge cock, "Slob Zombie" and a broken nose, Castlevania on Netflix needs your attention, Matt and Dylan live stream after the drinking competition and the audio is amazing, Dylan reviews "Leon: The Professional" while "Avenging Allan Foster" moves on to "Iron Man 2", Do you hear what we hear in this AC/DC song?, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring bellybutton sex commentary, a weird fucking stray cat outside, a presentation on Wakanda, Turkey calling, and Cute sweat on men's butt-cheeks. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" featuring Under Pressure Pantera and Vegan vagina eating. Lastly, voicemails featuring a certain Sir.  We close out this week's show with the BRAND NEW track "Distorted Fields" by Failure. Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!

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Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This is our one year of podcasting celebration featuring prop beer and prop marsupials, Non-Host Jason gets us WorfHas2Dicks.com (and WorfHasTwoDicks.com) for our podcast anniversary, Matt gives some stats on the past year and we learn how the show has changed him, Killing yourself gives you a real-life K/D ratio of 1.0, Dylan buys some furry art, Matthew Broderick is an asshole, Allan buys MaddoxIsACuck.com, A heated debate in the NFHC Facebook Group involving Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, and Seth Rogan. Red Dead Redemption 2 and feeding feminists to alligators, Discovering Ball Refill supplements, Matt rages on nose trimmings, Snorting The Rhino, The first installment of "Avenging Allan Foster" featuring the review of Iron Man (2008). The drinking contest between us and Roast Mortem Podcast is THIS FRIDAY in our Discord and you can tune into the livestream of it for FREE! "Hey, Look at This!" featuring moose cram, a horny old man, Dr. Dabs, a Star Trek song, More CoD chat trolling, a classic Ventrilo troll, and "poop is coming out of your asshole". "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" featuring a church choir covering Outkast and Dr. Mumbi on vaccines. Shout outs and huge thank you's to all of our Patreon Non-Hosts, and lastly some hilarious voicemails. We close out this week's show with the track "Floating Through The Infinite" by Ghostwalk. 

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Ghostwalk
http://www.ghostwalkofficial.com/
https://www.facebook.com/ghostwalkofficial/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This is our one year of podcasting celebration featuring prop beer and prop marsupials, Non-Host Jason gets us WorfHas2Dicks.com (and WorfHasTwoDicks.com) for our podcast anniversary, Matt gives some stats on the past year and we learn how the show has changed him, Killing yourself gives you a real-life K/D ratio of 1.0, Dylan buys some furry art, Matthew Broderick is an asshole, Allan buys MaddoxIsACuck.com, A heated debate in the NFHC Facebook Group involving Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, and Seth Rogan. Red Dead Redemption 2 and feeding feminists to alligators, Discovering Ball Refill supplements, Matt rages on nose trimmings, Snorting The Rhino, The first installment of "Avenging Allan Foster" featuring the review of Iron Man (2008). The drinking contest between us and Roast Mortem Podcast is THIS FRIDAY in our Discord and you can tune into the livestream of it for FREE! "Hey, Look at This!" featuring moose cram, a horny old man, Dr. Dabs, a Star Trek song, More CoD chat trolling, a classic Ventrilo troll, and "poop is coming out of your asshole". "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" featuring a church choir covering Outkast and Dr. Mumbi on vaccines. Shout outs and huge thank you's to all of our Patreon Non-Hosts, and lastly some hilarious voicemails. We close out this week's show with the track "Floating Through The Infinite" by Ghostwalk. 

Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!

Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330

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This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbeardbalm.com/

Ghostwalk http://www.ghostwalkofficial.com/ https://www.facebook.com/ghostwalkofficial/

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dylan joins us via satellite this week, Our Wrestlemania viewing is finally scheduled and NFHC Bonus Episode 4 is ready to go, A careful vasectomy preserves testicular beauty, Political campaign ads and being bullied into voting, Brown crotch, Allan on The Rich Dickman Show and clips showing how mad they are about TheRichDickmanShow.com, Another NFHC Twitch marathon of Black Ops 4, Dylan calls into The Dickheads Podcast, Always a bridesmaid and not the bride, Matt drinks the sick away, Dylan reviews "Falling Down" while Dave reviews "Falling Asleep" and a quick TNG progress report. "Hey, Look at This!" featuring tongue flailing, Gangnam Slipknot, Ricky Berwick on Alex Jones, Karate with boobs, more Ventrilo trolling, and another installment of African Drug Lord on Call of Duty. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" featuring a beauty pageant contestant, a child doing ASMR, and eating cockroaches. And of course, we play some top-tier voicemails. We close out this week's episode with the track "Dark All Day" by Gunship.

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Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330

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Gunship
https://www.gunshipmusic.com/

The Rich Dickman Show
https://richdickmanshow.wordpress.com/

The Dickheads Podcast
http://www.stuffpop.com/the-dickhead-podcast

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dylan joins us via satellite this week, Our Wrestlemania viewing is finally scheduled and NFHC Bonus Episode 4 is ready to go, A careful vasectomy preserves testicular beauty, Political campaign ads and being bullied into voting, Brown crotch, Allan on The Rich Dickman Show and clips showing how mad they are about TheRichDickmanShow.com, Another NFHC Twitch marathon of Black Ops 4, Dylan calls into The Dickheads Podcast, Always a bridesmaid and not the bride, Matt drinks the sick away, Dylan reviews "Falling Down" while Dave reviews "Falling Asleep" and a quick TNG progress report. "Hey, Look at This!" featuring tongue flailing, Gangnam Slipknot, Ricky Berwick on Alex Jones, Karate with boobs, more Ventrilo trolling, and another installment of African Drug Lord on Call of Duty. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" featuring a beauty pageant contestant, a child doing ASMR, and eating cockroaches. And of course, we play some top-tier voicemails. We close out this week's episode with the track "Dark All Day" by Gunship.

Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!

Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330

Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/

This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbeardbalm.com/ Gunshiphttps://www.gunshipmusic.com/

The Rich Dickman Show https://richdickmanshow.wordpress.com/

The Dickheads Podcast http://www.stuffpop.com/the-dickhead-podcast

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! George is back to frack this week for a monumental Episode 50! There are no toilets on starships, so where does all that shit go?  Allan almost gives an apology for last week, comically large mugs and the decimation of the keg, a hot week in the NFHC Facebook Group ends with multiple Zucc's, "Bavid Dernier", Cave exploring and molestation, "Mushrupials" take ahold of Dylan,  George gives us a *spicy* "Shiver Me Tinders" while Dylan purposely strikes out, Surviving the upcoming Mercury in Gatorade, a co-worker almost dies in Las Vegas, NFHC On Twitch and Youtube streaming games! Futurama > Rick and Morty, Dylan reviews "Army of Darkness" to continue the spooky October theme, Our upcoming podcast drinking contest against "Roast Mortem", "Hey, Look at This!" featuring Slayer never dancing again, Cotton-Eye Slipknot, Destroying a Target bathroom, Disturbed "Friends", remixing a free-style rap, lil' Trump rap, and Duke Nukem Ventrilo trolling. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" goes 2 rounds with a Jelly Belly review/surgery and a girl claiming to be white. A woman removes her belly button and gives it to her boyfriend,  some exquisite voicemails, and theorizing how abortions are performed in the Enterprise. We close out this week's show with the track "Ice Man Confessions" by Emmure. 

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Emmure
https://www.emmurecult.com/
https://twitter.com/EMMUREmusic
https://www.facebook.com/emmure/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! George is back to frack this week for a monumental Episode 50! There are no toilets on starships, so where does all that shit go?  Allan almost gives an apology for last week, comically large mugs and the decimation of the keg, a hot week in the NFHC Facebook Group ends with multiple Zucc's, "Bavid Dernier", Cave exploring and molestation, "Mushrupials" take ahold of Dylan,  George gives us a *spicy* "Shiver Me Tinders" while Dylan purposely strikes out, Surviving the upcoming Mercury in Gatorade, a co-worker almost dies in Las Vegas, NFHC On Twitch and Youtube streaming games! Futurama > Rick and Morty, Dylan reviews "Army of Darkness" to continue the spooky October theme, Our upcoming podcast drinking contest against "Roast Mortem", "Hey, Look at This!" featuring Slayer never dancing again, Cotton-Eye Slipknot, Destroying a Target bathroom, Disturbed "Friends", remixing a free-style rap, lil' Trump rap, and Duke Nukem Ventrilo trolling. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" goes 2 rounds with a Jelly Belly review/surgery and a girl claiming to be white. A woman removes her belly button and gives it to her boyfriend,  some exquisite voicemails, and theorizing how abortions are performed in the Enterprise. We close out this week's show with the track "Ice Man Confessions" by Emmure. 

Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!

Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/

This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbeardbalm.com/ Emmure https://www.emmurecult.com/ https://twitter.com/EMMUREmusic https://www.facebook.com/emmure/

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Our friend George joins us in the studio this week to prove #NotAllGeorges are bad (Looking at you, Maddox). Dylan is once again via satellite from Las Vegas pretending to be the Away Team. We start this one out with a drink of "Red Titty" (RedBreast 12 Irish Whiskey), so I think we all know how much of a shit-show this is about to be! Fracking the studio for liquid freedoms, What not to put into a dilithium crystal chamber, Testing out our new transporter, Dave plays Star Trek Bridge crew at a bachelor party, Revisiting The Rich Dickman Show voicemail from last week and a *spicy* retaliation, Dylan rages on Blackjack, Four episodes and a dead keg, Matt rage-quits a winning match of Destiny 2, The aftermath of Hurricane Po and Justin from Tactical calls in, Popping open a custom NFHC Podcast Jameson bottle, Dylan gives a *spooky* review of Evil Dead 2 and you'll probably hate him after hearing it, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring a light-rail sword fight, A Christian rap song with an unexpected hook, CRAM, Kevin being a cunt, and CoD harassment. "What Makes Dave Mad?" featuring someone removing his balls and a woman eating herself to death. Lastly, but not leastly, some amazing voicemails. We close out this week's show with the track "Dishonest Memory" by Hollow Terra. 

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Hollow Terra
https://www.facebook.com/hollowterra/
https://hollowterra.bandcamp.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Our friend George joins us in the studio this week to prove #NotAllGeorges are bad (Looking at you, Maddox). Dylan is once again via satellite from Las Vegas pretending to be the Away Team. We start this one out with a drink of "Red Titty" (RedBreast 12 Irish Whiskey), so I think we all know how much of a shit-show this is about to be! Fracking the studio for liquid freedoms, What not to put into a dilithium crystal chamber, Testing out our new transporter, Dave plays Star Trek Bridge crew at a bachelor party, Revisiting The Rich Dickman Show voicemail from last week and a *spicy* retaliation, Dylan rages on Blackjack, Four episodes and a dead keg, Matt rage-quits a winning match of Destiny 2, The aftermath of Hurricane Po and Justin from Tactical calls in, Popping open a custom NFHC Podcast Jameson bottle, Dylan gives a *spooky* review of Evil Dead 2 and you'll probably hate him after hearing it, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring a light-rail sword fight, A Christian rap song with an unexpected hook, CRAM, Kevin being a cunt, and CoD harassment. "What Makes Dave Mad?" featuring someone removing his balls and a woman eating herself to death. Lastly, but not leastly, some amazing voicemails. We close out this week's show with the track "Dishonest Memory" by Hollow Terra. 

Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!

Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/

This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbeardbalm.com/ Hollow Terra https://www.facebook.com/hollowterra/ https://hollowterra.bandcamp.com/

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between!  A hairy cave and half a hemi-roid, When your Apple Watch thinks you're working out, Niche fetishes, Allan's failure of a camping trip, Wittmann feet, Dave's doing a good thing, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and Independence Day: Resurgence shouldn't have been made, A dick-pill drug deal and it's stats, The Vegasode and hookers, Dave and Dylan experience "mushrupials",  Royal Rumble tickets, The final results of "Who's Your Favorite Host?" with lots of quick maths, NFHC does Call of Duty: Black Ops 4, A new store with hot new swag, The NFHC Podcast Gaming Group is up on Playstation Network, Dylan (finally) reviews "True Romance", Who gives AIDS to who?, A heavy-hitting "Hey, Look at This!" featuring a post-op special talent, a "I love my dad" rap, Ben Shapiro's violin skills, Weight loss tips from Jesus, Two great freestyle rappers, Baby Got Book, "Youtuber Speak", and the African Drug Lord troll. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" goes hard with a younger guy dating grandmas and finding your "fursona." And of course, some hot voicemails. We close out this week's show with the track "Breathe This Life" by Animus Complex. Boners! 

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Animus Complex
https://animuscomplex.bandcamp.com/
http://www.animuscomplex.com/

Cougar Hunter: 31-year-old has 91-year-old girlfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omcxjXiWwpU