The Fun Time Boys

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The original doctor on "The Next Generation" use to be hot, The Rubber Bandit's song continues to haunt Dave, The art of "road cucking", Football season has started and Dave isn't amused, Doing math with presidential terms, Djembes aren't cool, Old people should snort salt, The deaths of Mac Miller and Burt Reynolds, Allan explains how to maximize drinking for free in Nevada, The Destiny 2 raid team is getting back together, Paramotoring might be a bad idea, NFHC's official kypto-currency "BitKev" is in the works, Discovering "Amish Style", Creating a hard George, Matt nearly dies from dirty dick hands, Battlefield V beta doesn't impress and EA censored "white man" from the in-game chat, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring the "you can do anything" kid, a spicy campaign ad from Minnesota, more English lessons from Japan, a crackhead singing Bump 'n Grind, an old lady talking shit, and an animal cover of "Enjoy The Silence". There will be a poll in the NFHC Facebook Group this week to determine which movie Dylan watches next. Lastly, we put "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" on the shelf this week in order to answer all of the incredible voicemails that came in. Closing out the show this week is Loya with his track "Glassboy". 

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Loya https://loyaband.bandcamp.com/ https://www.facebook.com/loyaband/

Crackhead singing "Bump'n Grind" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAbVRiai7eM

District 18a campaign ad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-FW4keEzwk

English Lesson https://youtu.be/MYqkeBB4_fg

Call The Judge and Get Some Fudge https://youtu.be/lmNSS0jtu0E Animal Cover of "Enjoy The Silence" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew8tAhpa2K0

 

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This week starts out with a Star Trek anatomy lesson and the realization that the show features a lot of dick and balls. Physical media sucks and we're glad it's dying. Our Facebook Group is blowing up and hard to keep track of. Dave, for some reason, is collecting Kevins in his new group "Shit Bird Kevingposting." Allan describes what a "toothy handjob" is. Using Youtube and Google to learn how to healthcare on the fly. Dylan's instructor teaches him the word "bugger." Turning Allan into a Twitch personality only to make a boatload of money. Good beers always come in small glasses and "barcades" should be way more common. Asking Aubrey Plaza if Dylan can jerk off into her. Alex Jones tries to defend his trans porn search history. Maddox's ex-girlfriend likes Anti-Maddox tweets. Your kids aren't special and there's too many people on this planet. The NFHC Bowling Night is happening -- Join our Facebook Group to get the details! Matt gets grossed out by a diaper change. Giving Destiny 2 one final try. "Hey, Look at This!" featuring a Disturbed song played with animal sounds, A bad case of diarrhea, "yo momma" jokes, the hood version of "A Thousand Miles", and a homemade Mentos commercial. Dylan reviews "Ghost" this week because the listeners demanded it! "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" features chewing on solid ice and an official "Flirtologist". Lastly, but not leastly, some epic voicemails including a spicy live phone call. We close out this week with an epic cover of the Castlevania theme by Toxic Eternity.

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Toxic Eternity
https://www.youtube.com/ToxicxEternity

I have a bad case of diarrhea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g

Mentos commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdnJxDmJNmA

Disturbed - Down With The Sickness (Animal Cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Hwi4ObpyU

"A Thousand Miles" Hood Remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tesr1OyymXo

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This week starts out with a Star Trek anatomy lesson and the realization that the show features a lot of dick and balls. Physical media sucks and we're glad it's dying. Our Facebook Group is blowing up and hard to keep track of. Dave, for some reason, is collecting Kevins in his new group "Shit Bird Kevingposting." Allan describes what a "toothy handjob" is. Using Youtube and Google to learn how to healthcare on the fly. Dylan's instructor teaches him the word "bugger." Turning Allan into a Twitch personality only to make a boatload of money. Good beers always come in small glasses and "barcades" should be way more common. Asking Aubrey Plaza if Dylan can jerk off into her. Alex Jones tries to defend his trans porn search history. Maddox's ex-girlfriend likes Anti-Maddox tweets. Your kids aren't special and there's too many people on this planet. The NFHC Bowling Night is happening -- Join our Facebook Group to get the details! Matt gets grossed out by a diaper change. Giving Destiny 2 one final try. "Hey, Look at This!" featuring a Disturbed song played with animal sounds, A bad case of diarrhea, "yo momma" jokes, the hood version of "A Thousand Miles", and a homemade Mentos commercial. Dylan reviews "Ghost" this week because the listeners demanded it! "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" features chewing on solid ice and an official "Flirtologist". Lastly, but not leastly, some epic voicemails including a spicy live phone call. We close out this week with an epic cover of the Castlevania theme by Toxic Eternity.

Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!

Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330

Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/

Toxic Eternity https://www.youtube.com/ToxicxEternity

I have a bad case of diarrhea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g

Mentos commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdnJxDmJNmA

Disturbed - Down With The Sickness (Animal Cover) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Hwi4ObpyU

"A Thousand Miles" Hood Remix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tesr1OyymXo

 

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Matt's drinking a six pack of Bud Light because he wants to remember what 18 felt like. Allan and Dave get into an argument over Star Trek movies, but it reveals Dave's go-to fight tactics. He'll call you "a contrarian" and "obtuse" often... try it out! Speakers get blown out in an attempt to drown out Dylan. 

We're officially C.U.N.T.'s! Congratulations to Thought Cops and ourselves for winning The Dick Show's first-ever Podcast Championship. Antoids calls into the show to pledge his allegiance to us and to promote his brand new podcast "Branching Out." Did you know you can hear how bad a crotch smells? Allan guested on the newest episode of Thought Cops to break bread, so I guess we're cool now.

Reminding Dave of his obligation to rap The Communist Manifesto and Dylan hates bathroom attendants. If you ever wondered what it looks like where we record the show, just play the Trevor missions in GTA 5. Starting a GoFundMe for a Dave to get a Playstation because he has face cancer. And can you even speak in italics?

"Hey, Look at This!" features a preacher repeatedly coming, a kid that has to spell a very iffy word in a spelling bee, a guy that's extremely passionate about becoming the Star County Treasurer, and castration by bear trap. 

Dylan reviews Raising Arizona, The Cohen Brothers classic featuring a pre-plastic surgery Nicholas Cage. Do you agree with Dylan's take on this? We hope not.

"What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" is all listener submissions this week! Round 1 is a very strange ASMR-style video of a guy eating a burger. Round 2 is a woman who literally fucks spirits. 

Breaking news this week features Alex Jones and his very spicy search history. The way this was found is incredible, but what was found is even more amazing. Also, a NASA intern loses her job when she tells her Twitter followers to suck her dick AND balls. 

Lastly, a ton of hilarious voicemails. Help us make Cum Line happen! Boners! This week, we end the show with the track "Dream Within A Dream" by LAZERHAWK. 

Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!

Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330

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LAZERHAWK
https://lazerhawk.bandcamp.com/
https://twitter.com/lazerhawkmusic

The C.U.N.T. Network
http://cunt.media

Thought Cops
http://www.ThoughtCops.net

Antoid's Branching Out Podcast
http://antoids.libsyn.com/

Bear Trap Nut Sack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHsc9aNfAPg

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Matt's drinking a six pack of Bud Light because he wants to remember what 18 felt like. Allan and Dave get into an argument over Star Trek movies, but it reveals Dave's go-to fight tactics. He'll call you "a contrarian" and "obtuse" often... try it out! Speakers get blown out in an attempt to drown out Dylan. 

We're officially C.U.N.T.'s! Congratulations to Thought Cops and ourselves for winning The Dick Show's first-ever Podcast Championship. Antoids calls into the show to pledge his allegiance to us and to promote his brand new podcast "Branching Out." Did you know you can hear how bad a crotch smells? Allan guested on the newest episode of Thought Cops to break bread, so I guess we're cool now.

Reminding Dave of his obligation to rap The Communist Manifesto and Dylan hates bathroom attendants. If you ever wondered what it looks like where we record the show, just play the Trevor missions in GTA 5. Starting a GoFundMe for a Dave to get a Playstation because he has face cancer. And can you even speak in italics?

"Hey, Look at This!" features a preacher repeatedly coming, a kid that has to spell a very iffy word in a spelling bee, a guy that's extremely passionate about becoming the Star County Treasurer, and castration by bear trap. 

Dylan reviews Raising Arizona, The Cohen Brothers classic featuring a pre-plastic surgery Nicholas Cage. Do you agree with Dylan's take on this? We hope not.

"What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" is all listener submissions this week! Round 1 is a very strange ASMR-style video of a guy eating a burger. Round 2 is a woman who literally fucks spirits. 

Breaking news this week features Alex Jones and his very spicy search history. The way this was found is incredible, but what was found is even more amazing. Also, a NASA intern loses her job when she tells her Twitter followers to suck her dick AND balls. 

Lastly, a ton of hilarious voicemails. Help us make Cum Line happen! Boners! This week, we end the show with the track "Dream Within A Dream" by LAZERHAWK. 

Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!

Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330

Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/

LAZERHAWK
https://lazerhawk.bandcamp.com/
https://twitter.com/lazerhawkmusic

The C.U.N.T. Network
http://cunt.media

Thought Cops
http://www.ThoughtCops.net

Antoid's Branching Out Podcast
http://antoids.libsyn.com/

Bear Trap Nut Sack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHsc9aNfAPg

 

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! If you're new to the show, WELCOME! We celebrate this 40th episode milestone HARD, so buckle up. Allan and Dave are given the names "Slow Rogan" and "Hung Jamie" respectively. Dave has to give a sincere apology for his drunken behavior last week, even though it was mild in comparison to anything Allan has done in the past. 

We talk about how bad Maddox lost both in the past and during the week. We used his voting system for the Super Podcast Champion Edition Turbo competition, but someone used bots to 'enhance' the votes. Either Maddox locked the polls or the bots broke it. While this is going on, Dick Masterson took back the iTunes feed Maddox was using and added a special message to the newest episode of The Best Debate In The Universe. As for the competition, the results are in! We recorded this episode before anyone knew who won. Allan went on episode 116 of The Dick Show to discuss the results. Maybe we're on http://cunt.media now, check it out! 

How much more of a life are vegans going to have in comparison to use meat eaters? Dead animal is delicious. Matt tricks a vegan co-worker into eating a meat-filled burrito. Allan is pretty clueless when it comes to soy products, but Dave seems to be pretty OK with that worthless sustenance. 

There's tons of murder in video games, but hardly any sex. Even when there is a hint of banging it's super mild. Dave seems to remember a scene in 'GTA: Vice City' that featured a decent scene, but the jury is out on this still.

Dylan's on his Meriod this week. The Blue Martini nightclub in Vegas is apparently the place to be on a Thursday night. He witnesses real-time #MeToo-ing that turns into making out. Finally, we get some "Shiver Me Tinders" that's a rollercoaster of a time. 

Allan and Dylan record a bonus episode and they talk a bunch of shit about Dave. He'll never hear what we said because he's subscribe to our Patreon. 

Almost all of us are now deep into Street Fighter V. Matt coaches Allan and Dylan while spectating. Hang out with us if you're on Playstation 4! Also, The Death of Superman, Matt's waifu and the anime series he endorses. 

"Hey, Look at This!" is action packed this week! Featuring a child demanding money, a VHS tape that teaches women how to defend themselves against rapists, biting the dick off terrorists,a guy explaining why women should seek men with long hair, and brake checking a girl dancing while she dances next to a slow moving car. 

For "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" we've got a Vegan tasting his out cum to see what it tastes like and The Social Justice Warrior Song. 

At last, Allan answers to The Garlic Challenge. Many episodes ago, Allan ate two raw garlic cloves on the show. Charlie, a listener of the show and FB Group member, ate twelve cloves on a Facebook Live and challenged Allan to eat more than him. Can he eat thirteen cloves without dying?

Finally, some excellent voicemails. Boners! We close out this week's show with a track from Grey Joy called "If There's a Heaven, I'll Surely Be Burning" 

Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!

Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330

Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/

Grey Joy
https://ohgreyjoy.bandcamp.com/

The CUNT Network
http://cunt.media

The Dick Show
http://www.TheDickShow.com

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! If you're new to the show, WELCOME! We celebrate this 40th episode milestone HARD, so buckle up. Allan and Dave are given the names "Slow Rogan" and "Hung Jamie" respectively. Dave has to give a sincere apology for his drunken behavior last week, even though it was mild in comparison to anything Allan has done in the past. 

We talk about how bad Maddox lost both in the past and during the week. We used his voting system for the Super Podcast Champion Edition Turbo competition, but someone used bots to 'enhance' the votes. Either Maddox locked the polls or the bots broke it. While this is going on, Dick Masterson took back the iTunes feed Maddox was using and added a special message to the newest episode of The Best Debate In The Universe. As for the competition, the results are in! We recorded this episode before anyone knew who won. Allan went on episode 116 of The Dick Show to discuss the results. Maybe we're on http://cunt.media now, check it out! 

How much more of a life are vegans going to have in comparison to use meat eaters? Dead animal is delicious. Matt tricks a vegan co-worker into eating a meat-filled burrito. Allan is pretty clueless when it comes to soy products, but Dave seems to be pretty OK with that worthless sustenance. 

There's tons of murder in video games, but hardly any sex. Even when there is a hint of banging it's super mild. Dave seems to remember a scene in 'GTA: Vice City' that featured a decent scene, but the jury is out on this still.

Dylan's on his Meriod this week. The Blue Martini nightclub in Vegas is apparently the place to be on a Thursday night. He witnesses real-time #MeToo-ing that turns into making out. Finally, we get some "Shiver Me Tinders" that's a rollercoaster of a time. 

Allan and Dylan record a bonus episode and they talk a bunch of shit about Dave. He'll never hear what we said because he's subscribe to our Patreon. 

Almost all of us are now deep into Street Fighter V. Matt coaches Allan and Dylan while spectating. Hang out with us if you're on Playstation 4! Also, The Death of Superman, Matt's waifu and the anime series he endorses. 

"Hey, Look at This!" is action packed this week! Featuring a child demanding money, a VHS tape that teaches women how to defend themselves against rapists, biting the dick off terrorists,a guy explaining why women should seek men with long hair, and brake checking a girl dancing while she dances next to a slow moving car. 

For "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" we've got a Vegan tasting his out cum to see what it tastes like and The Social Justice Warrior Song. 

At last, Allan answers to The Garlic Challenge. Many episodes ago, Allan ate two raw garlic cloves on the show. Charlie, a listener of the show and FB Group member, ate twelve cloves on a Facebook Live and challenged Allan to eat more than him. Can he eat thirteen cloves without dying?

Finally, some excellent voicemails. Boners! We close out this week's show with a track from Grey Joy called "If There's a Heaven, I'll Surely Be Burning" 

Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!

Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330

Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/

Grey Joy
https://ohgreyjoy.bandcamp.com/

The CUNT Network
http://cunt.media

The Dick Show
http://www.TheDickShow.com

 

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We kick off this week with one dollar gas station shots and a memorial for Dylan's lost beard. We're battling in the first-ever "SUPER Podcast Champion Edition Turbo" against the Thought Cops podcast! The winner will get a place on the C.U.N.T. ('C' 'U' Next Tuesday) Network. To hear the fight go down, tune into episode 115 of The Dick Show. There will be a listener voting system in place and the link will be available on Facebook, The NFHC Facebook Group, Twitter, and Patreon... so keep an eye out and VOTE NFHC! More on the second round of The Terrain Race, Allan picks fights with D-list celebrities on Twitter, Pre-prohibition Four Loko, Matt knows how to fix mistakes, Alex Jones gets banned from the internet and we touch on social media TOS vs. Free speech, An answer to the garlic challenge, "The Davening" happens, Sabotaging the bar jukebox, Field dressing a gash, Dylan and Jim Jefferies, An ally turns into an enemy and we shred them... though a disclaimer must be given, late-onset anxiety and your teeth's personalities. "Hey, Look at This!" that proves we are the southwest's #1 source of genital slapping. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" featuring Hayden Christensen and some very weird TED talks. Seattle takes over "Wittmann Breaking News" as we talk about the guy who stole a plane and did a back-flip before going nose down. Finally, some excellent voicemails. Mega Ran closes out the show with their track "Wily." 

Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!

Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330

Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/

Mega Ran
https://www.megaran.com/

The Dick Show
http://www.TheDickShow.com

Thought Cops
http://www.ThoughtCops.net

The CUNT Network
http://cunt.media

Would You Look at That Dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSCxzsS6Vu0

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We kick off this week with one dollar gas station shots and a memorial for Dylan's lost beard. We're battling in the first-ever "SUPER Podcast Champion Edition Turbo" against the Thought Cops podcast! The winner will get a place on the C.U.N.T. ('C' 'U' Next Tuesday) Network. To hear the fight go down, tune into episode 115 of The Dick Show. There will be a listener voting system in place and the link will be available on Facebook, The NFHC Facebook Group, Twitter, and Patreon... so keep an eye out and VOTE NFHC! More on the second round of The Terrain Race, Allan picks fights with D-list celebrities on Twitter, Pre-prohibition Four Loko, Matt knows how to fix mistakes, Alex Jones gets banned from the internet and we touch on social media TOS vs. Free speech, An answer to the garlic challenge, "The Davening" happens, Sabotaging the bar jukebox, Field dressing a gash, Dylan and Jim Jefferies, An ally turns into an enemy and we shred them... though a disclaimer must be given, late-onset anxiety and your teeth's personalities. "Hey, Look at This!" that proves we are the southwest's #1 source of genital slapping. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" featuring Hayden Christensen and some very weird TED talks. Seattle takes over "Wittmann Breaking News" as we talk about the guy who stole a plane and did a back-flip before going nose down. Finally, some excellent voicemails. Mega Ran closes out the show with their track "Wily." 

Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!

Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330

Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/

Mega Ran
https://www.megaran.com/

The Dick Show
http://www.TheDickShow.com

Thought Cops
http://www.ThoughtCops.net

The CUNT Network
http://cunt.media

Would You Look at That Dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSCxzsS6Vu0

 

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between!Allan is "hunglagged" or just hungover from his weekend adventure to Atlanta, We demand other podcasts surrender terms, Sharp as a whistle, Dave is the #1 source for southwest ripped dudes, Dylan gets abandoned in Las Vegas, Getting to the bottom of a Tinder date, Multiple molesting Daves. The Deep South, The Asterios Showkkinos, and Dick Masterson's Road Rage: Atlanta recap., We call out the Thought Cops for calling us out and now it's war! Allan hasn't experienced wetness, We're now in Morse Code and Braille, Shitposting in podcast production groups on Facebook, Matt marathons Street Fighter V, Dave on children, The BROADcast, Dylan reviews the NEW movie "Super Troopers 2." "Hey, Look at This!" with "would you just look at that", Daddy Long Neck, Tourettes karaoke, and a "Get Low" cover. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" presented by Jason A. with meat eating and marriage advice, Some incredible voicemails, and our Patrons are now referred to as "Non-hosts." We close out this week's show with the track "Battle of Sexes" by The Misery Science. 

Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!

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The Misery Science http://www.facebook.com/MiseryScience   Asterios Kokkinos http://www.patreon.com/asterios   Dick Masterson http://www.TheDickShow.com   Thought Cops http://www.ThoughtCops.net   Look at this car https://youtu.be/EF8GhC-T_Mo   Daddy Long Neck Advice For Guys https://youtu.be/klkBK9Kl43M   Tourettes Karaoke "Lady In Red" https://youtu.be/_7VRaxtgBNs   Folk Version of "Get Low" https://youtu.be/dWMz2bYvric