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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! A hairy cave and half a hemi-roid, When your Apple Watch thinks you're working out, Niche fetishes, Allan's failure of a camping trip, Wittmann feet, Dave's doing a good thing, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and Independence Day: Resurgence shouldn't have been made, A dick-pill drug deal and it's stats, The Vegasode and hookers, Dave and Dylan experience "mushrupials", Royal Rumble tickets, The final results of "Who's Your Favorite Host?" with lots of quick maths, NFHC does Call of Duty: Black Ops 4, A new store with hot new swag, The NFHC Podcast Gaming Group is up on Playstation Network, Dylan (finally) reviews "True Romance", Who gives AIDS to who?, A heavy-hitting "Hey, Look at This!" featuring a post-op special talent, a "I love my dad" rap, Ben Shapiro's violin skills, Weight loss tips from Jesus, Two great freestyle rappers, Baby Got Book, "Youtuber Speak", and the African Drug Lord troll. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" goes hard with a younger guy dating grandmas and finding your "fursona." And of course, some hot voicemails. We close out this week's show with the track "Breathe This Life" by Animus Complex. Boners! Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
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This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbeardbalm.com/ Animus Complex https://animuscomplex.bandcamp.com/ http://www.animuscomplex.com/ Cougar Hunter: 31-year-old has 91-year-old girlfriend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omcxjXiWwpU
Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave's back! Crazy Cactus Beard Balm sends in some products for us to enjoy. We sample them live AND they came with a special message for each of us! Allan falls asleep and causes chaos, Whataburgers have the worst customers, Dave gives a Netflix recommendation, Dylan's trying to grow his balls out, We give a promotion to an NFHC Facebook Group member, We create a poll to see who the favorite is, Subway can't make a good sandwich, Vegan vaginas only, Combating an Emotional Terrorist, Matt gives a Nick Cage movie recommendation, Dylan FORGETS To Review Old Fucking Movies, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring thick meth boners, Chic-Fil-A employees are angels, Karaoke, and battery explosions. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" gets hot this week with dick drilling, and Slinky Physics. And of course, some excellent voicemails. We close out this week's show with the track "Thrown Into The Dark" by The Black Queen.
Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330
Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/
This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbeardbalm.com/
The Black Queen
http://www.theblackqueen.com/
https://theblackqueen.bandcamp.com/
https://www.facebook.com/theblackqueenofficial/
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave's back! Crazy Cactus Beard Balm sends in some products for us to enjoy. We sample them live AND they came with a special message for each of us! Allan falls asleep and causes chaos, Whataburgers have the worst customers, Dave gives a Netflix recommendation, Dylan's trying to grow his balls out, We give a promotion to an NFHC Facebook Group member, We create a poll to see who the favorite is, Subway can't make a good sandwich, Vegan vaginas only, Combating an Emotional Terrorist, Matt gives a Nick Cage movie recommendation, Dylan FORGETS To Review Old Fucking Movies, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring thick meth boners, Chic-Fil-A employees are angels, Karaoke, and battery explosions. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" gets hot this week with dick drilling, and Slinky Physics. And of course, some excellent voicemails. We close out this week's show with the track "Thrown Into The Dark" by The Black Queen.
Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330
Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/
This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbeardbalm.com/
The Black Queenhttp://www.theblackqueen.com/ https://theblackqueen.bandcamp.com/ https://www.facebook.com/theblackqueenofficial/
Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave's out this week recovering from surgery, so our friend Maynard comes in to hang out. Team switching in wars, locking Dave out of the NFHC Livestream, Big balls equals big beards, Allan goes on a podcast mini-tour, Dylan's adventure in a mob-themed restaurant, An Apple Watch's bad attempt at saving a life, The Legend of The Rumble Belly, We ask Maynard "How Much of A 'Dave' Are You?"; Questions designed to see if he will answer the same way Dave would. We've lost the loser of The Garlic Challenge, Questionable skin grafts, Luncheons and Workshops, Using Facebook Birthday notifications to clean out your friends list, Dylan finally gives us a "Shiver Me Tinders", Matt is the NFHC Expert in Predator movie lore, Dylan reviews the old fucking movie "Fargo" and you might disagree with his take on it, "Hey, Look at This!" comes in hot this week with bad twerking smells, a mufuckin' Lunchables commercial, a paragliding accident, and Elmo on Flat Earth theory. The epic return of "Wittmann Breaking News", and lastly some fantastic voicemails. We close out this week's show with the track "Headline" by Paranova.
Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330
Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/
This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbeardbalm.com/
Paranova
https://www.paranovamusic.com/
https://www.facebook.com/ParanovaOfficial/
Elmo debunks Flat Earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm3WsVe4klo
Russian Paragliding Accident
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Baf5Dyy0gw4
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave's out this week recovering from surgery, so our friend Maynard comes in to hang out. Team switching in wars, locking Dave out of the NFHC Livestream, Big balls equals big beards, Allan goes on a podcast mini-tour, Dylan's adventure in a mob-themed restaurant, An Apple Watch's bad attempt at saving a life, The Legend of The Rumble Belly, We ask Maynard "How Much of A 'Dave' Are You?"; Questions designed to see if he will answer the same way Dave would. We've lost the loser of The Garlic Challenge, Questionable skin grafts, Luncheons and Workshops, Using Facebook Birthday notifications to clean out your friends list, Dylan finally gives us a "Shiver Me Tinders", Matt is the NFHC Expert in Predator movie lore, Dylan reviews the old fucking movie "Fargo" and you might disagree with his take on it, "Hey, Look at This!" comes in hot this week with bad twerking smells, a mufuckin' Lunchables commercial, a paragliding accident, and Elmo on Flat Earth theory. The epic return of "Wittmann Breaking News", and lastly some fantastic voicemails. We close out this week's show with the track "Headline" by Paranova.
Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330
Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/ This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbeardbalm.com/ Paranova https://www.paranovamusic.com/ https://www.facebook.com/ParanovaOfficial/ Elmo debunks Flat Earth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm3WsVe4klo Russian Paragliding Accident https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Baf5Dyy0gw4
Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Your drunken weekly update just got even more drunk with the addition of a kegerator. Dylan has a sleepover at Allan's house, but can he survive the night? Some details on a recent Patreon bonus clip, An excursion into Wet Beaver Creek, Dave has new Star Wars gripes, Dylan finally catches a Facebook ban and accidentally tags our voicemail number in a work email. The NFHC Playstation Network group is forming! Details to come soon if you'd like to game with us, The first-ever NFHC Ambo-jitsu match, Allan produces a bonus episode of The Dick Show, Matt sees the new Predator movie and revisits "Predators" and finds a *spicy* clip, Don't tell Allan he's funny, Dylan reviews the movie "Death To Smoochy" and we find out what movie he'll watch next week, "Hey, Look at this!" featuring a Master of The Dark, ASMR ear eating, Embarrassing Porn Star stories, a badass song about a badass, and Vagina Leeches. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" features a football rally with Pantera, a burger addicted man, and wetness from the standpoint of water. Lastly, an abundance of excellent voicemails. We close out this week's show with a track "Nightlife" by Street Cleaner.
Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330
Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/
Street Cleaner
https://streetcleaner.bandcamp.com/
https://www.facebook.com/StreetCleaner2099/
Addicted to burgers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-8xJfKFKaE
Fart logic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgpqAWYhIR8
ASMR Ear Eating
https://youtu.be/-BdSCcmJKJk
https://youtu.be/-rDpS61x9nU
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Your drunken weekly update just got even more drunk with the addition of a kegerator. Dylan has a sleepover at Allan's house, but can he survive the night? Some details on a recent Patreon bonus clip, An excursion into Wet Beaver Creek, Dave has new Star Wars gripes, Dylan finally catches a Facebook ban and accidentally tags our voicemail number in a work email. The NFHC Playstation Network group is forming! Details to come soon if you'd like to game with us, The first-ever NFHC Ambo-jitsu match, Allan produces a bonus episode of The Dick Show, Matt sees the new Predator movie and revisits "Predators" and finds a *spicy* clip, Don't tell Allan he's funny, Dylan reviews the movie "Death To Smoochy" and we find out what movie he'll watch next week, "Hey, Look at this!" featuring a Master of The Dark, ASMR ear eating, Embarrassing Porn Star stories, a badass song about a badass, and Vagina Leeches. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" features a football rally with Pantera, a burger addicted man, and wetness from the standpoint of water. Lastly, an abundance of excellent voicemails. We close out this week's show with a track "Nightlife" by Street Cleaner.
Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330
Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/
Street Cleaner https://streetcleaner.bandcamp.com/ https://www.facebook.com/StreetCleaner2099/
Addicted to burgers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-8xJfKFKaE
Fart logic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgpqAWYhIR8 ASMR Ear Eating https://youtu.be/-BdSCcmJKJk https://youtu.be/-rDpS61x9nU
Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This is the biggest episode yet and none of us know why! Allan still wants to snort The Rhino, Paramotoring with a red Star Fleet uniform on, The Kevin collection continues to grow, Dylan gives up on Las Vegas Tinder and replaces it with Destiny 2, Mansplaining why you have to manspread, Sabotaging drop ceilings, Allan is not as fat as he's made out to be, Do we say "Travesty" too much?, Matt binge watches paramotoring accidents, Pulling off a sneaky AR-15 purchase, The search is officially on for a good Tim, The NFHC Facebook Group voted for Dylan to review "Point Break (1991)" this week; Join the group to vote on next week's movie!, "Hey, Look at This!" features the sound of a cow climaxing and lactating, a man making himself pass out from rage, A super weird Japanese Domino's commercial, and a kid that would never waste diamonds on hoes. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" makes a triumphant return featuring Sarah Palin discussing immigration and speaking "American", a woman that wants to be paralyzed, and a Bishop claiming that he didn't know pedophilia was illegal. Lastly, but not leastly, an absolute ton of great voicemails. We close out the show with a BRAND NEW track from The Ocean called "Permian: The Great Dying"
Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330
Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/
The Ocean
https://theocean.bandcamp.com/
http://theoceancollective.com/pelagial/
Dinka Tribe Making Cows Lactate and Bathing In Cow Urine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jVMC4OsR64
Arch Bishop on Child Sex Crimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upW7SHAjSEA
The Best Reality Show Exit Ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X16G2hsVI9w
Japanese Domino's App Ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPuI4l0jK7s
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This is the biggest episode yet and none of us know why! Allan still wants to snort The Rhino, Paramotoring with a red Star Fleet uniform on, The Kevin collection continues to grow, Dylan gives up on Las Vegas Tinder and replaces it with Destiny 2, Mansplaining why you have to manspread, Sabotaging drop ceilings, Allan is not as fat as he's made out to be, Do we say "Travesty" too much?, Matt binge watches paramotoring accidents, Pulling off a sneaky AR-15 purchase, The search is officially on for a good Tim, The NFHC Facebook Group voted for Dylan to review "Point Break (1991)" this week; Join the group to vote on next week's movie!, "Hey, Look at This!" features the sound of a cow climaxing and lactating, a man making himself pass out from rage, A super weird Japanese Domino's commercial, and a kid that would never waste diamonds on hoes. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" makes a triumphant return featuring Sarah Palin discussing immigration and speaking "American", a woman that wants to be paralyzed, and a Bishop claiming that he didn't know pedophilia was illegal. Lastly, but not leastly, an absolute ton of great voicemails. We close out the show with a BRAND NEW track from The Ocean called "Permian: The Great Dying"
Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330
Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/ The Ocean https://theocean.bandcamp.com/ http://theoceancollective.com/pelagial/
Dinka Tribe Making Cows Lactate and Bathing In Cow Urine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jVMC4OsR64 Arch Bishop on Child Sex Crimes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upW7SHAjSEA The Best Reality Show Exit Ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X16G2hsVI9w Japanese Domino's App Ad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPuI4l0jK7s
Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The original doctor on "The Next Generation" use to be hot, The Rubber Bandit's song continues to haunt Dave, The art of "road cucking", Football season has started and Dave isn't amused, Doing math with presidential terms, Djembes aren't cool, Old people should snort salt, The deaths of Mac Miller and Burt Reynolds, Allan explains how to maximize drinking for free in Nevada, The Destiny 2 raid team is getting back together, Paramotoring might be a bad idea, NFHC's official kypto-currency "BitKev" is in the works, Discovering "Amish Style", Creating a hard George, Matt nearly dies from dirty dick hands, Battlefield V beta doesn't impress and EA censored "white man" from the in-game chat, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring the "you can do anything" kid, a spicy campaign ad from Minnesota, more English lessons from Japan, a crackhead singing Bump 'n Grind, an old lady talking shit, and an animal cover of "Enjoy The Silence". There will be a poll in the NFHC Facebook Group this week to determine which movie Dylan watches next. Lastly, we put "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" on the shelf this week in order to answer all of the incredible voicemails that came in. Closing out the show this week is Loya with his track "Glassboy".
Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330
Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/
Loya
https://loyaband.bandcamp.com/
https://www.facebook.com/loyaband/
Crackhead singing "Bump'n Grind"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAbVRiai7eM
District 18a campaign ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-FW4keEzwk
English Lesson
https://youtu.be/MYqkeBB4_fg
Call The Judge and Get Some Fudge
https://youtu.be/lmNSS0jtu0E
Animal Cover of "Enjoy The Silence"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew8tAhpa2K0
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