Happy birthday to me, I’m 40! We play songs about getting old because everybody just LOVES to be reminded of how little time they have on this meaningless rock. Also, Tom Lehrer covers in the 2nd hour!

Hour 1:

“Weird Al” Yankovic – Happy Birthday (Placebo Records Version) (2005 Stereo Remix)

They Might Be Giants – Older

The Arrogant Worms – The Happy Happy Birthday Song

Da Yoopers – Happy Birthday Fungus Face

Altered Images – Happy Birthday

Sudden Death – Getting Old Sucks

The Simpsons – Those Were The Days

“Weird Al” Yankovic – When I Was Your Age

Rowdy & Sage – Resthome Arizona

Bob Rivers – Middle Age Waistline

The Snake Oil Willie Band – I Don’t Look Good Naked Anymore

Donnalou Stevens – Older Ladies

Miranda Lambert – Gravity Is a Bitch

Tom Lehrer – When You Are Old And Grey

Ernest Tubb – Too Old To Cut The Mustard

Bob Rivers – I Don’t Have Hair Anymore

Faust & Lewis – Bald Guys

Hour 2:

the great Luke Ski – Fake Adult

The Lego Movie 2 Soundtrack – Everything’s Not Awesome

Less Than Jake – Channel 14

Psychostick – Adulting

Flat 29 – You’re An Old Lady (Who Used To Be Hot)

Slant 6 And The Jumpstarts – Mrs. Fletcher (Help Me, I’ve Fallen)

Whitney Avalon – Twisted Thearapy (Oedipus Rex)

Control Z – The Menu Song

Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq – Poisoning Pigeons In The Park

Weird Al Yankovic – The Elements

Tom Lehrer – We Will All Go Together When We Go

Tom Paxton – The Mail Will Go Through

The Frantics – Last Will And Temperament

Bowser and Blue – Working Where The Sun Don’t Shine (The Colorectal Surgeon’s Song

Mel Brooks And Marlo Thomas – Boy Meets Girl

Randy Hanzlick, M.D. (Dr. Rock) – I’d Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal Lobotomy)

Dan Hart – You’re Old

I recently had an early birthday party and my friends collectively chipped in and bought me a payphone. I totally had to do a show about phones in honor of this.

Hour 1:

Meri Wilson – Telephone Man

Weird Al Yankovic – Phony Calls

Tommy Tutone – 867-5309 Jenny

Big Daddy – I Just Called To Say I Love You

Power Salad – Hold On, I’ve Got To Take This

Sugarloaf – Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You

The Beatles – You Know My Name Look Up The Number

Mad Usual Gang of Idiots – I Found Her Telephone Number on the Boy’s Room Bathroom Wall

Pentatonix – Payphone

Effie Smith – Dial That Telephone, Parts 1 & 2

Raffi – Banana Phone (Fast Version)

Blondie – Call Me

Hour 2:

Lady Gaga – Telephone ft. Beyoncé

Sesame Street – Telephone Rock

Royal Canadian Air Farce – Dial 1 For Help

Big Audio Dynamite – Much Worse (Off The Hook Theme)

The Police – Mother

Mr. X’s Breifcase – Suicide Hotline

Lemon Demon – Touch-Tone Telephone

Sheeler & Sheeler – Car Phone

Rhett and Link – Get off the Phone

Brett Glass – With Her Cellphone Underneath Her Ear

Lily Tomlin – The Bordello

Jack Stauber – Baby Hotline (extended)

Bonecage – I Phreak Alone

“Weird Al” Yankovic – Ringtone

Electric Light Orchestra – Telephone Line

The monkeys have escaped the lab and have taken over The Fun Zone, this theme was a total accident and not planned. We also had a completely unplanned German Musik theme in the 2nd hour. This was a particularly fun show, check it out!

Hour 1:

Leonard Nimoy – Highly Illogical

The Coasters – Yakety Yak

10 Gorilla, You’re A Desperado

Scott Laningham – Monkey Motel

Hanna Barbera – Magilla Gorilla

Ray Stevens – Harry The Hairy Ape

Tim Cavanagh – 99 Dead Baboons

Nervous Norvus – Ape Call

The Simpsons – Planet Of The Apes Musical

Austin Lounge Lizards – Monkey On My Back

The Jungle Book – I Wanna Be Like You (The Jungle Book)

Ren & Stimpy – I’m Gonna Be A Monkey

Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club – Monkeys Are Bad People

George Michael – Monkey

Jonathan Coulton – Code Monkey

Marvin The Paranoid Android – Marvin

The Dead Alewives – Dungeons And Dragons

Scooter – Broccoli & Chocolate

Hour 2:

Royal Guardsmen – Squeaky VS.The Black Knight

Shirley Ellis – The Name Game

Monty Python – I Bet You They Won’t Play This Song On The Radio

Jimmy Buffett – Fruitcakes

You Deserve A Drink – A Little Bit

CollegeHumor – One Week (Barenaked Ladies Parody)

The Toyes – Smoke Two Joints

Brentalfloss – Mariokart 8 With Lyrics

Sesame Street – Rubber Duckie (german techno remix)

Avenue Q – Schadenfreude

Hardstyle Buamz x HBz – Hände Zum Himmel (Hardstyle Remix)

Ducktales Opening Theme (German)

PULCINO PIO – Das Kleine Küken Piept

Nena – 99 Luftballons

This week we play songs about the heroes we see in the comic books and the movies. We also play some random comedy in the 2nd hour.

Hour 1:

Marvel Cast – The Marvel Bunch

The Nick Atoms – The Mighty Marvel

Weird Al – Ode To A Superhero

Crash Test Dummies – Superman Song

Aqua – Cartoon Heroes

Black Sabbath – Iron Man

Theme – Gigantor

“Weird Al” Yankovic – Captain Underpants Theme Song

the great Luke Ski, featuring Carrie Dahlby – Marvel Poppins

Your Favorite Martian – Club Villain

Theme – Super Chicken

Bat Dance Mike Toomey

Ookla the Mok – Super Powers

Mr Dooves – Teen Titans

Theme – Tobor The 8th Man

Theme – Astro Boy

Hour 2:

Mikey Mason – The Sunday After the Saturday Immediately Following the Actual Calendar Date of Saint Patrick’s Day

Bob Rivers Comedy Corp. – The Restroom Door Said, “Gentlemen”

Phil Harris & His Orch. – Potato Chips

Larry Groce – Junkfood Junkie

Bill Frenzer – She’s Got A Tongue Like A Kodiak Bear

Tom Lehrer – Poisoning Pigeons In The Park

Ray Stevens – The Streak

The Lonely Island – YOLO

They Might Be Giants – John Lee Supertaster

Bounce Patrol – Ice Cream Song

Animaniacs – Ingredients

Robert Lund – 99 Words For Boobs

Jonathan Coulton – Ikea

“Weird Al” Yankovic – Tacky

Its time to Spring Forward and change the damn clocks again. This week we play songs about time! We also highlight artists who were at the MarsCon 2021 Virtual Convention.

Hour 1:

Bill Haley & The Comets – Rock Around The Clock

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared 2 – Time

Richard O’Brien – Time Warp [Remix 1989 Extended Version]

Michelle Eyre – K7REC – Tick Tock Techno (WWV/WWVH)

Unknown – WWV The Tick

Sesame Street – Honk Around The Clock (studio version)

Pinkfong – Clock Song

Jim Hensons Fraggle Rock – Just Don’t Know What Time It Is

Huey Lewis & The News – Back in Time

Steve Goodie – Daylight Savings Time

Fred Pfiel – Spring Forward (Fall Back) Daylight Saving Time Song

Grandpa Jones – Daylight Saving Time

Paul F. Tompkins – Daylight Savings Time

The Whiffenpoofs – Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?

Jim Croce – Time In A Bottle

Frank Hayes – Grandfather Clock

Ken Nordine – What time Is It?

TV’s Kyle – Closing Time

Hour 2:

Beth Kinderman & the Player Characters – Baby Yoda

Amy Engelhardt – Fluffy’s Master Plan for World Domination (FLUFFY 2.0)

Devo Spice – Weird Al Didn’t Write This Song

Worm Quartet – The Ballad Of Dr. Stopp

Al’s Band – Al’s Band

Luke Ski – Fanboy

Il Neige – Everyone’s Here

TV’s Kyle – I Like Mayo on Everything

Robbie Ellis – Flat White

Insane Ian – DiG DuG

Ookla the Mok – Stop Talking About Comic Books, Or I’ll Kill You

Throwing Toasters – N.R.L. (Nursery Rhyme Lawyer Song)

Tom Smith – 307 Ale

This week is a random grab bag of fun. We play songs about Ides of March, Roman Numerals, Math, and Geography. Be sure to send if your requests and theme ideas to Byron via our Facebook Group or by e-mail at [email protected].

Hour 1:

“Weird Al” Yankovic – The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota

The Dead Alewives – Dungeons And Dragons

Wayne and Shuster – Rinse the Blood Off My Toga

The Frantics – Roman Numerals

Paul And Storm – Count To Ten

Bob Dorough – Three Is A Magic Number

Tom Lehrer – New Math

AsapSCIENCE – The New Periodic Table Song

Animaniacs – Wakko’s America

Heywood Banks – Interstate 80 Iowa

“Weird Al” Yankovic – Truck Drivin’ Song

Trout Fishing in America – 18 Wheels on a Big Rig

Keyes – Me Want Bite

Paul and Storm – Me Make Fire

The Arrogant Worms – Me Like Hockey

Hour 2:

Jimmy Fallon ft. John Legend – March Again

Noah Lindquist – Wear a Mask (Be Our Guest Parody)

Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week – Clean As Hell

ZDoggMD – My Corona (A Viral ‘My Sharona’ Parody)

Lardi B ft. Nychelle – WAP

Rappy McRapperson – Food

MC Chris – Mac And Cheese And Cut Up Hot Dogs

“Weird Al” Yankovic – Fat

Parry Gripp – Raining Tacos

Holly Tannen – Brownies For Breakfast

The Uninvited – Too High for the Supermarket

Shel Silverstein – I Got Stoned and I Missed It

Space Ghost – I Love Beans

The Andrews Sisters – Proper Cup Of Coffee

Sarah Hester Ross – Florida Man Friday for March 6, 2021

Sarah Hester Ross – Florida Woman Wednesday for March 3, 2021

This week we travel to the UK and play all British humor. Everything from Monty Python to Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band is covered in this special

episode.

Hour 1:

Monty Python – All Things Dull And Ugly

Terry Scott – I Like Birds

The Master Singers – Weather Forecast

Noel Coward & Ray Noble Orchestra – Mad Dogs and Englishmen

Jack Buchanan & Orchestra – Everything Stops for Tea

Peter Sellers – Grandpa’s Grave

Rollo And Bolliver – Mildred, Our Choir Director

Monty Python – Argument

Bernard Cribbins – Right Said Fred

Right Said Fred – I’m Too Sexy (Excerpt)

Tim Minchin – Inflatable You

Eric Idle and James Corden – We Are Probably All Going To Die

Peter Sellers, Sophia Loren – Goodness Gracious Me

The Goons – The Ying Tong Song

The Goodies – Funky Gibbin

Cliff Richard & The Young Ones – Living Doll

Benny Hill – Ernie, The Fastest Milkman In Town

Hour 2:

Vaccine Daddy – Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine

The Holderness Family – Songs for Social Distancing Part II (Parody Medley)

Stanford Fleet Street Singers – Everyone Pees in the Shower

“Weird Al” Yankovic – You Don’t Take Your Showers

Frank Zappa – Montana (Single Version)

Winchester/Perry – Take This Snow And Shovel It

Fortress of Attitude – It’s F***ing Cold Outside

“Weird Al” Yankovic – The White Stuff

Eric Cartman – Poker Face

REC – Fifty Ways To Get Free WiFi

Avenue Q – The Internet Is For Porn

Today is Valentine’s Day, need I say more? Singles, you may wanna sit this one out unless you really like torturing yourself.

Hour 1:

“Weird Al” Yankovic – Wanna B Ur Lovr

Brute Force – Tapeworm of Love

Betty Johnson – The Little Blue Man

The J. Geils Band – Love Stinks

Spinal tap – Big Bottom

Da Yoopers – If She Farts On The First Date

“Weird Al” Yankovic – Good Enough for Now

SuLu – Locked In The Closet With You

Damaskus – Making Love in a Subaru

Heathen Dan – I Like

The Flirtations – Mister Sandman

Eric Schwartz – Hattie and Mattie

Space Ghost – Brak – I Love You, Baby

Rockin’ Sidney – My Toot-Toot

Tom Lehrer – She’s My Girl

“Weird Al” Yankovic – You Don’t Love Me Anymore

Hour 2:

Tom Lehrer – The Masochism Tango

DJ Hazard – Untie My Ankles (movie version)

Eric Schwartz – Clinton Got A Blowjob

Tompall Glaser – Put Another Log on the Fire (Male Chauvinist National Anthem)

Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs – I Couldn’t Spell

Weird Al Yankovic – One More Minute

Harry Nilsson – You’re Breaking My Heart (Radio Edit)

Ben Folds Five – Song For The Dumped

Mr. Zipp – She Left Me For A Destitute Quadriplegic Because Of The Good Sex

Avenue Q – You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You’re Makin’ Love)

“Weird Al” Yankovic – If That Isn’t Love

Chef – Simultaneous

The Four Postmen – Let Me Make You Smile In Bed

Jimmy Fallon – Idiot Boyfriend

Carla Ulbrich – Please Do Something Stupid

Monty Python – Sit On My Face

My friend Anthony suggested that I do a special episode of all of the awesome live comedy acts on this week’s show. With a few exceptions, every song on this playlist is a live track. Enjoy!

Hour 1:

Heywood Banks – Toast (live version)

The Arrogant Worms – Carrot Juice is Murder (Semi-Conducted)

They Might Be Giants – Older (Live at WYVC Public Radio)

Tim Cavanagh – 99 Dead Baboons (Live)

Christine Lavin – Sensitive New Age Guys (Live)

Allan Sherman – Al ‘N Yetta

Tom Lehrer – The Elements

Billy Jonas – What Kind of Cat Are You? (Live Version)

Eric “Red” Schwartz – Stoned People (Live)

The Reefers – Mama Smoked Marijuana

Brett Glass – The Cat in the Hat Comes Together (Live at MarsCon 2020)

Andy Breckman – Don’t Get Killed

Tom “T-Bone” Stankus – Existential Blues (Uncut)

Jonathan Edwards – Shanty (Live)

“Weird Al” Yankovic – Still Billy Joel To Me (Live)

Denis Leary – Life’s Gonna Suck

Hour 2:

‘Weird Al’ Yankovic – The Ridiculously Self-Indulgent Tour Medley

“Weird Al” Yankovic – Sports Song

The Arrogant Worms – Malcolm

Stephen Lynch – D & D (Live)

Henry Phillips – Guitar Pill

Arrogant Worms – TV Weather Guy

Carla Ulbrich – What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone (Live)

Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq – I’ve No More Fucks To Give

Pinkard And Bowden – The Universal Adjective Song

Carla Ulbrich – If I Had The Copyright On The Word F^#%

Gilda Radner – Let’s Talk Dirty To The Animals

The Fools – Psycho Chicken (Live)

Eric Schwartz – Welcome to the Working Wanking Week

Stephen Lynch – Talk to Me

Bacon bacon bacon… bacon, BACON? Bacon! BACON! Baconbaconbaconbaconbaconbacon…. BAAAAAAACON!

Hour 1:

Marc With a C – Unicorns Get More Bacon

the great Luke Ski – BACON!

Rhett and Link – Rub Some Bacon on It

Jim Gaffigan – Bacon

The Rudy Schwartz Project – The Bacon For Tomorrow’s Breakfast (Excerpt)

Captain Bacon and the Vegetarians – Bring On The Bacon

RepublicOfBacon – The Republic of Bacon Anthem

Steve Goodie – Bacon

Rob Paravonian – I Don’t Want to Be Your Turkey Bacon

Roger Alan Wade – Fryin’ Bacon Nekkid

AudioMohel – Greasy Bacon

Darius Rucker – Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

Shakin Jake Woods – Fat Bacon

Devo Spice – Bacon 2: Electric Boogaloo

Parry Gripp – Yum Yum Breakfast Burrito

Mike Phirman – What Makes the Breakfast?

Hour 2:

Freddie Blassie – Pencil Neck Geek

Freddie Blassie – Geek’s Revenge

Rhett and Link – Epic Rap Battle of Manliness

Flat 29 – Menfriends

Martin Mull – Men

Sam Pope – Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Monty Python – Cannibalism

J. Geils Band – No Anchovies Please

Brak – Don’t Touch Me

“Weird Al” Yankovic – Truck Drivin’ Song

Monty Python – Lumberjack Song

The Fools – Psycho Chicken (Clucked)

The Toons – Roast Chicken Faces

2nu – Spaz Attack

Marc With A C – This Meeting Is Bullshit

“Weird Al” Yankovic – Mission Statement