The Funprofessionals

The Funprofessionals

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  • Episode 8 - Adam and Aaron Smoke Pie and Feel Dapper!

    Adam decided to come back for more and it sounds like he's going to be back for more again (and more often). As our everyday conversations go, this one runs the gambit from microdosing LSD for mood enhancement to how many people in a given crowd have a butt plug in. Spoiler it's probably more than one...

    Adam smokes the Ezra Zion Pumpkin Pie 2020 and Aaron smokes the Dapper Cubo Maduro. Both cigars are fantastic.

    The Dapper came to me through My Cigar Pack which is a dope subscription service. It's $34.99 month for at least 5 cigars a month. You can even choose your desired strength of cigars. Right now I do the mild/medium pack but I think I'm going to bump it up to the next level next month which you are free to do. If you're feeling frisky, use my link and help a brother out! https://mycigarpack.com?mcpa=888

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    1 hr 41 min
  • Episode 7 - Luke Is Not My Father

    Finally another guest! I've know Luke for about half of my life now and is always one of my favorite people to talk to and I miss him. It was great sitting down and talking again for the five minutes again. We talk about everything like we've just seen each other yesterday and it was refreshing.

    I smoke the Big Sky Cigars Bighorn while we chat but I'll be honest, I don't talk about the cigar very much since I was really enjoying the conversation. 

    I love cigar packs that come every month. My Cigar Pack is $34.99 for 5 cigars a month and they aren't sending petite coronas in you know what I mean. I just got the December pack today and it came with an LFD that is bigger than my forearm. Not even sure how I'm going to smoke that thing. Give them a shot using my link. You won't be pissed about it. https://mycigarpack.com?mcpa=888

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    1 hr 34 min
  • Episode 6 - No Free Lunch or HJs

    Another solo episode this week but it's a shorty so I figured why not.

    I smoked the Lost and Found Cigars No Free Lunch in the 4x38 vitola. It is a perfect cigar for cold weather smoking. It's small but has big flavor from the Nicaraguan Habano wrapper and Nicaraguan fillers/binders.

    I talk about breast milk, smokerism (it's a thing, look it up), the Office, and anxiety. Somehow these all go together?

    I'm a big fan of using cigar subscription services so you get to try new stuff and aren't just a limited to whatever the vape shop near you has in their humidor that the 22 year old employees don't give a shit about. If you're not using a service today I have a question. What was it like when they abolished slavery? You don't have to answer me but you can subscribe to My Cigar Pack using my link. You get 5 cigars a month and special treat. Spoiler alert, the last 2 months it's been a 6th cigar!

    Follow me on IG here: Ash N' Grind


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    28 min
  • Episode 5 - Cavalier Cat Daddy

    It's back to just me, a cigar, and you the listener for this week. But that's okay and this episode is pretty short anyway so you only have to listen to me for like 36 mins (or 18 if you do X2 speed).

    This week I smoke the Cavalier White Series in the Media vitola which is 3.5 X 58. So a short fat one. It has a Habano wrapper, Connecticut binder, and Habano fillers. It's not a flavor bomb by any means but is an enjoyable smoke that had top notch construction.

    Other than the cigar I talk COVID, the Tobacconist Handbook, what came first the hero or the villain, and being a fat POS.

    If you're a cigar smoker and not using a subscription service then I would like to interview you. I bet someone that was around for the Revolutionary War has a lot of interesting stories. If you won't come on the show you should at least do me a solid and use my link here to sign up for My Cigar Pack. You won't be sad. http://mycigarpack.com/en/?mcpa=888

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    37 min
  • Episode 4 - First Time Guest

    Ohhhh shit! It's finally not just me talking.

    This episode is my buddy Adam and I sitting down with a cigar over zoom and shooting the shit. Exactly what I want this show to be.

    We talk about some interesting things from when we were younger (we grew up together). We go from riding bikes, to porn, to movies, to Tiger playing in the masters. It's a whirlwind of shit but isn't that what it's supposed to be like when you're talking with good friends?

    If you're smoking cigars and are not using a subscription pack to try new shit you must be in a bunker thinking the Russians dropped "the big one" during the Cold War. Personally, I used MyCigarPack and I think you should too. You can use my link to help a brother out. Yes. I do love cigars and want to buy them!

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    1 hr 20 min
  • Episode 3 - Testicle Timeline

    One man. One set of testicles. Two traumatic experiences. Last week we got a little serious so this week let’s have a ball (or two) and talk funny things. I smoke the Dissident Rave which is a 5 1/2 x 52 box pressed robusta. It is constructed with an Ecuadorian Connecticut wrapper, Ecuadorian binder, and the filers are Nicaraguan, the Dominican, and Pennsylvania broadleaf. It is delightful. My Cigar Pack is a dope subscription! Use my affiliate link to help a brother out: YES I LOVE CIGARS TOO! $35 a month gets you 5 cigars to your door every month. Try new shit. You know you want to.

    38 min
  • Episode 2 - Smoking Alone

    On this weeks episode I smoke the Crowned Heads Mil Dias. A hot cigar right now (even when it's not lit....). Spoiler alert! It's good and I say you should get some and I'm going to get more. The bummer is you most likely won't be able to since it's selling like Hot Cakes. Well probably better than Hot Cakes since those are still available. 

    I also talk a bit about talent and being good at things, the struggle of finding your passion, and scaring my mother. It goes a little deep this week so that must have been how I was feeling. That's what you can expect from this podcast though. Sometimes it'll be stupid shit and other times we'll talk about not being fulfilled with your everyday life.

    My Cigar Pack is a dope subscription! Use my affiliate link to help a brother out: YES I LOVE CIGARS TOO! $35 a month gets you 5 cigars to your door every month. Try new shit. You know you want to.


    42 min
  • Episode 1 - Meet your host: A brief introduction.
    Thank you coming to listen to episode one. I talk a little about myself, why I started this podcast, and if I’m T man or an A man. Full disclosure this was recorded on my phone and edited on my phone so I understand there are a couple spots of odd cuts. I have big fingers and a small screen. Stay with me and I promise I’ll get those issues resolved.
    28 min
  • Welcome
    Quick intro of what the show is going to be about. The only real constant will be cigars. The rest is whatever pops up in my head while I’m sitting in my garage. Thanks for stopping by.
    1 min

About The Funprofessionals

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What's up everyone? This show is hosted by Adam and Aaron. Two guys that have been friends for most of their lives. They grew up less than a mile apart and spent a lot of time gaming together. Each…