The days are too hot, the nights are too humid... We decided to skip the campfire itself and just tell some spooky stories over breakfast instead—after complaining about the summer heat, that is. We've got a potentially evil Santa spirit on our hands in our first story this week, before moving on to a story about a brief but thrilling encounter with something in the attic. And in this week's Paranormal Problem, we're discussing witch chins, coke nails, and counter-hexes. Won't you join us?

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You can tell that Spooky Season is on the horizon, because it's actually getting dark at night time. Worshippers of the Moon Demon are thrilled; meanwhile, we're just talking about how Gru from Despicable Me performs cunnilingus with that long pointy nose of his. For this week's spooky campfire stories, we're talking about the dangers of walking home alone at night; followed by an imaginary friend who sounds a lot more sinister than he should. And in today's Paranormal Problem, we're teaching listeners about how to seduce (and repel) a ghostly lover.

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This paranormal podcast is for fun entertainment purposes only; the two doofuses who host the show are not trying to get cancelled. That being said; this week is all about voodoo! Of course, we're only talking about the version of voodoo that has evolved over centuries. We start with a crazy story about a cult, a cauldron, and lots of murder before moving onto a story about a curse that has claimed at least three lives. We also discuss how gays cannot shoot a machinegun accurately, the magical effects of diarrhoea in a cauldron, and competing over intelligence with your 4-year-old niece.

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We've discussed this before on the podcast, but aren't children just inherently terrifying? Especially children with black eyes. And no, we don't mean bruised skin; we're talking about pupils, irises, and sclerae. And the children to whom these eyes belong are… not okay. In fact, they're downright terrifying. We begin with a story about a woman who receives a visit from a pair of black-eyed kids on Halloween, of all nights! Then a short story about a little boy (a normal, human boy) who is stalked in his mum's car by a black-eyed kid before finishing up with a terrifying story about a man who also has a frightening encounter with the little freaks. We also discuss "readers" of our podcast, aniridia, and little girls offering lemonade for sale.

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Who else agrees that August and Autumn kind of seem like they should be related? This isn't a ghoulish ghostly question, but just for Kyle's sanity. Anyway, please come slipping and sliding into our tent this week while we tell a pair of spooky scary stories. We start with a terrifying story about a ghostly man watching teens getting drunk in a park, then we move on to a haunted cinema and a warm breath on the back of your neck. We also discuss flashers with lightsabre penises, liminal spaces, and in our Paranormal Problem we revisit a persisting issue with a Dybbuk box and a yonic yearning.

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Do you pee yourself when you laugh really hard or get too excited? Whether you do or you don't, we've got some great content for you this week. Ruins! Or, in Jennie's words "not barely there, but also there." Regardless of your definition of the word, we've got some great haunted ruins for you. We start with Bhangarh Fort in India, talking about wizards, streetwise princesses, and hermits with a view. We then move on to Ireland's Hellfire Club, with stories of sacrifices, debauchery, and Devil worship. We also discuss nefarious perfumes, soggy biscuits, and the difference between centuries and millennia. 

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Kyle's having withdrawals from accidentally running out of antidepressants. That's both how we start this week's episode, and a disclaimer in case he seems like he's not with it this week. But on to the good stuff: We're talking about ghost hunting this week! Beginning with a ghost hunt in the famous Stanley Hotel in Colorado, and then moving on to the lengthy ghost hunt for whatever was haunting Alma Fielding. We also discuss cold spots on your crotch, the vanilla sex act of whipping, and marks on your breast that might be supernatural in nature.

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Who shat on the floor at my wedding? … is Kyle's newest podcast obsession. Is finding a shit on the bathroom floor at your wedding ghoulish? Because it feels ghoulish. But that's not what we're here to discuss this week. We've got some spooky campfire stories! The first begins with some nice home renovations, but ends with an eerie feeling and haunting presence. In our second story, we have a haunted computer… Or just a malfunctioning Windows 95? We also discuss having no legs, white and brown noise, and a Paranormal Problem about a ghostly nun who disapproves of promiscuity.

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