We're trying our hand at being naturists this week. But, as I'm sure you can imagine, the conversation soon devolves into talk of detachable clitorises and penis size. But that's not what we're here for; we're actually here to talk about haunted nature. We begin with the haunting of Manchac Swamp in Louisiana before trekking all the way to Cannock Chase forest in Staffordshire. And between the two, there are plenty of spooky, scary ghosts and ghouls to be afraid of. We also discuss dry, passionless sex, being grateful to your local voodoo priestess, and ghosts who try to be intimidating but just sound silly.

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What's your excuse for getting yourself out of a not-ideal social situation? You have a doctor's appointment? You have to get back to work? You just shit yourself? Don't worry, Jennie also has a hard time getting out of those conversations. We also have some spooky stories, starting with a ghost who doesn't appreciate early-90s-era Mariah Carey and then moving on to a story of a haunted attic. And in this week's Paranormal Problem, a woman who is terrified of urine is being haunted by a family of ghosts who just happen to be piss fetishists.

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The witch is back! Well, witches, plural. Because we're revisiting one of our earliest episode's themes with even more double, double, toil and trouble. Triple, triple, toil and nipple? We start with the legend of the Bell Witch before moving on to a more traditional case of witch hunting.

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When you're in the sex haze and it's good and you're in it, nothing else exists around you. Pain? Lost in the sex haze. The Mario Kart theme tune? Lost in the sex haze. Your nan's terrible singing voice? Well, that just makes things better. We're kicking things off this week with a listener story about Bloody Mary herself, and then moving on to a story about a ghost who was not-quite-caught on camera. And in today's Paranormal Problem, a supermodel has ruined her natural good looks by opening a cursed coffin. We can't wait for you to join us!

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There are plenty of clandestine organisations, secret societies, and mysterious cults in the world. We're talking about just two of them, but two is enough. We start with a man who kept his little cult in the family in the most repulsive disgusting way. And then we move on to The Order of Nine Angles, which was such a depressing topic that Kyle couldn't even complete his research. It's a dark and moody episode, we're warning you. We also discuss Vampire Jesus, the belief that secrets are poison, and the choice to put chocolate or cheese up your urethra.

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Did you know that it's been ten years since the release of acclaimed horror movie, The Conjuring? That's right... TEN YEARS!! It's mad, really. So, we're getting together for our second ever movie night to watch the film and give it the Ghoul Club treatment. Kyle's seen it dozens of times; but Jennie might as well have never seen it, because all she remembers is a chandelier. Get some popcorn, make yourself comfortable, and try not to get too scared.

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It's another hot evening and Jennie has painted her face red to highlight just how uncomfortably warm she is. But we'll always persevere for our listeners! So, we're telling you a pair of spooky stories. First, a building manager is persistently troubled by a smoke alarm that may or may not be possessed. Then someone is haunted by a one-night-only ghost appearance, sitting casually in a chair. We then assist a woman whose new apartment is haunted by a vulgar ghost who leaves ooey-gooey-slimy-creamy ectoplasm over everything.

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Weddings are miraculous. Whether it's bride and groom, groom and groom, bride and bride, or bride and strangely-malevolent-ghost-groom. We're simultaneously ringing the wedding bells and the funeral bells and the tubular bells (Get it? It's a 'The Exorcist' reference). We begin with a ghostly groom who is intent on getting his bride to join him in death, and then move on to a true crime story about a death that may just have happened in order to allow a marriage to happen. We also discuss wedding facts, hidden bodies in bean bags, and having a passionate snog with your best friend.

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Lots of fisting at Dungeons & Dragons for Kyle has left him red raw and exhausted. Jennie is obsessed with a dog's anus. It's just a typical episode of Campfire Ghouls, really. We tell a story about a haunted murder house before moving on to a story about ghostly music in the Tower of London. We're also revisiting a Paranormal Problem about spectral tongues on an elderly vagina. It's as fun as it sounds.

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Did you know that "poltergeist" is German for "ghost who wants to get in your knickers"? We made that up... but we wish it were true! Because this week is all about poltergeists. We start with The Indianapolis Poltergeist, and then the torment of the Harper family. We also discuss vampiric old men, dinosaurs, and the Dark Side of the Vibe. Please join us!

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