The GOAT Show

The boundlessly buff and boisterously brilliant GOATS discuss The Bed, The Stead, and The Head of various morning routines, all designed to prepare YOU to have the GOATest day possible.

Be awoken. Be mindful. Be GOATful.

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The Mighty Goats return to determine the greatest of all of the masks that they've been diligently using during quarantine. Many were tested, but one rose above the rest through careful evaluation of the Task, the Bask the...Mask?

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Jake is in his trunk, and Micah is in his garage/apartment. After trying every cocktail in existence, they feel they've found the GOAT. Micah also spills his drink repeatedly, and Jake sings about it. Drink responsibly, Goats.

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The Goats are still at home, and they need to stay fit. They try out a variety of different apps and workouts to determine the GOAT way to hit the gym from the confines of your quarantine.

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The Little GOAT Boys look forward to the day on which they will be able to explore again. Did you ever think that any federally-protected piece of land could be The WOAT? Listen to find out which park it is!

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In their quest to find the greatest party joke of all time, The Kid and The Big Buck seek assistance from their friends, including Ben Schwartz, Lauren Lapkus, Jon Gabrus, and many, many many, many, many more. Seriously there are so many jokes in this episode that you will be prepared for every social situation you could possibly imagine. Go and be GOAT.

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In their second week of social distancing, Brother Jake and Brother Micah explore various cooked presentations of the solanum tuberosum, AKA the spud, AKA the yukon gold, AKA the russet, AKA nature's finest carb, AKA the potato. Boil 'em. Mash 'em. Stick 'em in a stew.

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The Great Goats are in isolation...with each other. In an effort to stave off cabin fever, the brothers seek an activity that is both the GOAT and socially distant.

Flatten the curve, folks.

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The Goat Bros unearth the greatest house plant of all time by researching the Leaf, the Grief and the Relief. They also learn about spider mites.

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The Brothers GOAT taste an unhealthy amount of non-dairy milk alternatives. A GOAT is determined. A WOAT is suffered.

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