Kid and El Pres start with a tale so fucked up, it could only happen in Hollywood - Mexican actress Lynn May gets her face fucked over by some jealous, backstabbing bitch who injects her with a shit mix of oils. Talk about a career killer! It's like watching a car crash in slow motion, but with more silicone and less dignity.

Then we take a piss on the vanity parade, giving props to Pamela Anderson for not turning her face into a fucking science project. We dissect the bullshit of female camaraderie, where they'll smile to your face while plotting your demise like a Shakespearean tragedy, only with more cleavage.

But it's not all catfights and face fucks; we delve into the sacred Michigan ritual of Euker, where if you don't know how to play, you might as well be from fucking Mars. And we skewer the "future is female" crap with the subtlety of a sledgehammer to the nuts.

We yap about The Vu, where you can see titties but can't get booze because why the fuck should anything make sense? Learn the art of using friends as fucking smoke screens when you're out banging some broad you shouldn't be, because, hey, who doesn't love a good alibi?

Then, there's this Instagram star whose shtick is beating the shit out of a punching bag and then farting in its face. 

We celebrate the word "fuck" in all its glory, showcasing its ability to fit into any conversation like a well-lubed dildo. And for the grand finale, we get country song parodies that are all about public indecency and the dangers of cold weather to your junk - a real knee-slapper if your balls aren't literally frozen to the ground.

And don't forget Vince Skinwell's tale of a dude in Canada who ends up with his cock glued to the sidewalk after a bar fight. It's like nature's own version of the world's worst waxing session.

Kid A.G. and El Pres First stop is a racist old hag screaming at an Indian guy to go back to India because, apparently, in her world, Canada's for white folks only. 

Then, we've got a drunken night out where the highlight is debating BJs  and getting pissed off at some dumb truck lights.

Sports? More like a chance to show off how little you know about the game while wearing your team's colors. Football's just an excuse for a party, and baseball? It's the backdrop for your next day-drunk story.

And finally, the pièce de résistance - a woman who decided to take on 1000 men in one day. Not for love, not for science, but for the shock value. It's a mirror to our society, where we're more interested in the spectacle than the substance.

Go Deep

The Last Retro Rewind for January.  This one from 2009 whenKid drags Wally and JMac back for the 600th fucking episode of the Goin' Deep Show. We dive into the art of sending tittie and pussy pics, drool over pregnant chicks, recap Kleen's pathetic attempt to seduce The Brawler, and suffer through JMac's singing. Go Deep, assholes. 

Released January 2009

On Mic: Kid, Wally, JMac

Kid, Gdub, and Wally kick things off by picturing themselves as cartoon characters -  Imagine Kid as the Tasmanian Devil on a bender, Gdub as a lazy Garfield but with more booze, and Wally, well, he's just Bugs Bunny with a worse attitude.

Then we took a sharp turn into the world of transgender army veterans, because who doesn’t love a story where someone swaps one set of camo for another? 

Next up, some Canadian lovebirds thought they could join the Mile High Club without joining the 'Mile High Arrest' Club. Shows what a little cabin fever and too much altitude can do to your judgment. 

And speaking of bad decisions, some dumbass golfer thought he could skip out on a strip club tab without repercussions. Spoiler: he couldn't. His ass got kicked quicker than he could say "fore!" or "I'll pay you next week, I swear!"

We then had a good laugh at the expense of women who can't twirl or show off their nails without making a spectacle of themselves. 

Kid then dropped a truth bomb about bowling alley sluts - they're just barflies who got grounded by their own offspring. Apparently, once you've pushed a few kids out of your baby cannon, the bar scene is out, and the bowling alley is in. 

But we're not all about the mockery; we also celebrate beauty. Bringing back the "Hotties of the Week" segment, we've got Bonnie Rotten, the queen of ink and kink, and Lucy Mecklenburgh, who's apparently traded reality TV for a more... interesting reality. 

Original Release Date: January 29, 2015 On Mic: Kid, GDub, Wally

Strap in for a journey back to the good old days with this Retro Rewind of the Goin' Deep Show, episode 1010. 

Kid's Self-Love Session: In this blast from the past, we start with The Kid's undying love for himself. 

Balls or Delusion?: The Kid's ex thought she had some balls - oh, how wrong she was.

Decor from Hell: Our studio back then was a sight for sore eyes - or rather, a sight to make your eyes sore. 

Wally's Wild Hunt: Wally was out in the woods in this episode, not for deer, but for a different kind of game - the human kind. His outdoor hunting extravaganza was all about bagging the ultimate trophy - ass.

Love Games: GDub had this brilliant idea where women would compete for our love. Think of it as the original reality TV show, but instead of roses, they're competing for our dicks. 

Football Over Family: Wally was clear as day; no woman should dare talk about family shit during an NFL game. He coined the term "Demilitarized Zone" for the top of the vagina - because that's where the peace should start, and the bitching should end.

The Trimming Debate: We went deep on whether women should keep things neat down there or let it all grow out. 

Fantasy Orgy Train: We entertained the idea of running a train on a bunch of hotties - back when the thought of such debauchery was still novel and not just another Tuesday night.

Kid's Offensive Streak: The Kid was on fire, offending every woman in sight. But hey, in this throwback, he finds redemption in the good book, telling every chick to read up on submission. It's in there, so if you're pissed, you can take it up with the Bible, not us.

That's the Retro Rewind for you, a look back at when we were even more unfiltered, if that's possible. If you survived this trip down memory lane, you're one of the true degenerates. 

Go Deep, Motherfuckers.

The Kid A.G. and El Pres in studio to put an assault on everything from social media to the sanctity of gender. They dive into a cesspool of commentary, from advocating for AI sex dolls to mocking the very concept of human relationships. If you've ever wondered what pure, unfiltered outrage sounds like, here’s your ticket to hell.

Detailed Rundown

• Billionaire Bastards: The Kid and El Pres plan a digital revolt against the likes of Zuckerfuck and Elon, whose names alone make them want to vomit. They're pushing for everyone to start their own sites just like those dip shits did, because fuck those rich pricks.
• Meme Coin Madness: The Kid wonders if you could make a coin out of your own cum, since it's apparently easier than stomaching salespeople, who are lower than dog shit on their shoes.
• Ghosts or Gas: El Pres questions if the studio's haunted or if he's just high and horny, leading to a debate on whether ghosts would even bother with their debauched antics.
• AI Cunts Over Real Ones: Why bother with women when AI ones can be programmed to shut the fuck up and just look hot? The Kid's new dream is a world where women are silent and  ready.
• Mute or Muffle: The idea of a mute button for women escalates to musing about stuffing socks in their mouths during sex because, apparently, silence is the new golden rule in relationships.
• Sex Stories: From a three-way in the studio to silencing a loud lover by unconventional means, their tales are wetter than a porn set in monsoon season.
• Celebrity Stupidity Bonanza: They drag Snoop Dogg for being a hypocrite, mock Obama's alleged affairs, and call out every celebrity for being a sellout or a slut.
• Gender Fuck-Up Fest: They go on a tirade about gender identity, questioning why anyone would chop off their cock just to miss it later, likening it to the biggest regret since the invention of skinny jeans.

 • Art for Ass: The Kid talks about his art, made for lovers, not for money, because real artists don't sell out, they just get laid.

Recorded: Saturday, January 25, 2025 On Mic: Kid A.G. & El Pres

Kid A.G. and El Pres shit-talk everything from kitchen politics to the art of faking attention in relationships. They blasted hypocrisy, made cooking sound like a fucking chore sent straight from Satan, and declared war on mom bods - because apparently, looking like you've given up is the new sexy. 

They dove into the dark web of cheating using apps, reminisced about the good old days of handwritten love notes, and then shit got real kinky with tales of butt plugs and golden showers. The episode ends with a cautionary tale of flings with young hotties and the horror of scaring kid away with the term baby-making.

Recorded: Saturday, January 25, 2025 On Mic: Kid A.G. & El Pres

Kid, that fucking degenerate, keeps the conversation flowing with our in-studio guests, the twisted Rookie and the perverted El Presidente, while we've got Arebella on the phone, ready to spill the beans on her nastiest habits. We dive straight into the gutter, asking if she's ever licked her own snatch, and she proudly admits, "Hell yeah, I've tasted my own sweet sauce!"

Kid, the sick fuck, drags us back to the 70s, reminiscing about the taboo porn that got everyone hot and bothered. He then steers the convo into the murky waters of step-family porn, questioning out loud if there's such a thing as "fake incest porn." Arebella, being the dirty expert she is, educates us on the fine line between micro and gigantor dongs, discussing which ones hit the spot better.

The chat takes a wild turn when we start swinging around light sabers, because why the fuck not? Someone suggests shoving one up someone's asshole for shits and giggles. "Go Deep," we say, because apparently, that's the motto for this debauchery fest.

Remember, this is pure, unadulterated filth from 2018, brought back for your twisted pleasure in 2025. Enjoy the ride, you dirty dogs.

Retro Rewind - Episode 1370

Released: January 26, 2018

Fucking Hell, It's the "All Pussy Episode" Retro Rewind!

We're diving back into the filthiest, most cock-hardening episode of the Goin' Deep Show from 2011, episode 769 - the legendary "All Pussy Episode". 

The Kid, that pathetic drunk fuck, is out cold on the couch, leaving the studio to be taken over by three smoking hot bitches - Magnum, Hat Trick, and the debut of the bombshell Sookie, who's packing some seriously gorgeous jugs. The audio? It's as rough as the sex talk, but who gives a fuck when you're getting an earful of wet, wild confessions?

From the get-go, these ladies are spilling every dirty secret. Magnum's talking about how she loves to get railed right there on the mixing desk while broadcasting, Hat Trick's dishing out the details of her multi-dick adventures, and Sookie? She's all about flaunting those perky titties, describing how she teases them until they're begging for attention.

They're not just talking pussy; they're diving deep into their sexual fantasies, from G-spot quests to the art of deep-throating. 

Sookie's got a thing for anal, and she's not shy about it - she loves it hard and deep. Meanwhile, Hat Trick's favorite porn is double penetration, and she's lived that dream, loving every second of it. And Magnum? She's all about missionary, but only because it allows for the deepest, most satisfying thrusts.

This episode is a fucking masterclass in dirty talk, with these three vixens sharing everything from their favorite positions to their fantasies about vampire-like brothers from smut novels. They're not holding back, and neither should you. 

So, if you're looking for an audio pornographic experience that'll make you question your own sexual limits, this is the episode for you. Get those headphones on, crank up the volume, and let these ladies show you what it means to go deep. Remember, you're not just listening to a show; you're part of a fucking orgy of words.

But remember, this is history in the making for the Goin' Deep Show - all pussy, all the way. Enjoy, you filthy animals.

Holy mother of all fucks, what a goddamn shitstorm of an episode! The Kid A.G., Red Eye, and Blood Siren yank you by the balls through a fucking insane rollercoaster of strip club filth. We opened with some fucking throwback memories of strip club dives, recounting horror stories of ancient whores with more wrinkles than a shar-pei on acid, to the divine fucking moments with dancers who could make the Pope whip out his rosary beads.

Blood Siren blew the fucking roof off with her first strip club adventure in Victorville, where she got more hands-on experience with human anatomy in one night than during her entire fucking education. They dug into the bullshit debate about whether strip clubs are about to get snuffed out by the woke-ass, virtue-signaling pricks, or if they'll just burrow back into the glorious, sleazy underworld where all the real, unfiltered action goes down.

But let's not forget, it wasn't just about the titties, we got into some pee-fest, discussing the weird, twisted, but fucking brilliant moments of bonding over piss, and how sharing a piss bucket can either make you soulmates or give you stories so wild they're perfect for your next drunken confession.

And just when you thought your brain couldn't handle any more, they slam dunked you with some batshit insane Michigan laws about pets, which could land Red Eye in the slammer for loving pussy - and I mean cat pussy - too damn much.

Tune in, laugh your ass cheeks off, and remember - the best fucking moments are the ones that would make your mom disown you. Catch you next time, and go deep, you glorious, depraved fuckers.