An overview of GR Mom's experiments that show dogs make you happy.

German word of the week: Naturwissenschaft

Plans for heading back to the keys, lots of rambling. You know what to expect at this point.

The saga of our neighbor. A story full of terror and anxiety.

Bangor Maine Police Department - the Duck of Justice and " Keep your hands to yourself, leave other people's things alone, and be kind to one another."

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Taste of the keys https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article223716555.html

Rhabarberbarbara https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG62zay3kck

Don't do drugs. Don't bite people unless they ask you to. Only eat things that are dead. Keep your hands to yourself, leave other people's things alone.

An update on everyone's status, taste of the keys, and good life advice.

Cocktail of the week: the key lime margarita

Thanks to Strong Wind who is not a sponsor but who sent me a ukelele after hearing my song for schmieg. This is the one I got if you are interested: https://www.strong-wind.com/ukuleles/Strong-Wind-Okoume-Tiger-Wood-Mahogany-Soprano-Ukulele.html

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Hopper v Rock along with all the usual ramblings: cocktail of the week, taste of the keys, and our german word.

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GR Mom and Dad talk their very different styles of staying motivated. German people get naked. Don't bite people unless they ask you to. Lots of good life lessons in here.

We share our recs for favorite spots to visit in Key West and the lower keys. Also, venk barks (a lot) at a boat.

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Queso adoption and foreign object, Venkman VVeightloss, Maggie health, and fosters - it's the Golden Ratio 2018 in Review!

Answering some listener questions (send yours to [email protected]), updates on everyone, and venk howling. Happy New Year, everyone!

Our new pet dryer: https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B076M65CDN/j16t3i5j15-20

German word of the week:

bleigiessen - lead pouring (please don't do this)

Adventures of us and the dogs on our way down to our house in the keys!

Cocktail of the week: The Mango Fandango

German word of the work: Frohe Weinachten (merry xmas)