Maggie's post-surgery updates, plus some bad jokes and other randomness. Like sheep.

Cocktail of the week: the GR Dad! 1.5 oz bourbon, 3/4 oz peach syrup, 3/4 oz lemon juice

Half Shorn Sheep: https://www.carywolinskyphotographs.com/half-shorn-sheep/

Shrek the Sheep. SO FLUFFY!: http://www.earthporm.com/shrek-sheep-escaped-shearing-6-years/

German word of the week: Beißhemmung - bite hesitation

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It's been a week with some epic stuff in the GR household and we're too tired to do a full on dog podcast. Instead, GR Mom talks about her 100K ultramarathon she ran this weekend and GR Dad talks about his weekend trip to Germany. We do talk a bit about dogs, primarily how they keep stepping on GR Mom's poor toes.

No cocktails today. We're both so so tired.

German word of the week:

Schadensersatzklage - claim for monetary compensation

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How to use little exposures to scary things and lots of positive reinforcement to help your dogs get over anxieties.

Cocktail of the week: moscow mule. All mules are 1.5 oz of your favorite spirit plus ginger ale and a squeeze of lime.

German Word of the Week: Schwangerschaftstest - pregnancy test

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GR Mom and GR Dad share their own origin stories. Hear GR Dad speak his native Australian English

Cocktail of the week: Old Cuban (mint, lime, rum, champagne)

German Word of the Week: Cousin zweiten Grades (2nd cousin)

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This was supposed to be about sleep and dog bones, and it is, but we also end up talking about sex toys, serial killers, and collections of teeth.

Cocktail of the week - Piña Colada

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Odorless bully sticks

https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0167MJYRY/j16t3i5j15-20

The 500 pound serial killer from True Crime Garage. My dentist treated this dude and told me all about him!

https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/true-crime-garage/e/52828623?autoplay=true

Tooth Boy from Channel Zero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5TecOA4TKs

German Word of the Week

hundezahnaertzlichebehandlung - dog dental treatment

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What our nights are like sleeping with the girls.

Cocktail of the week: Getaway: 1 part Cruzan blackstrap rum, 1 part lemon juice, 1/2 part simple syrup, 1/2 part Cynar. Shake and strain into a coupe. Delish!

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German word of the week: Schlafwandeln - sleep walking

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Random dog swimming stuff...cut a bit short by a thunderstorm.

German word of the week: schwimmen (Swimming)

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Cocktail of the week - Gosling's Dark & Stormy in a can!

The tale of Queso & The Foreign Object.

Cocktail of the week: we're just drinking straight up whiskey (Burnside Bourbon from Portland)

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German Word of the week: Tierärtznotoperation - veterinary emergency surgery

Boop on the schnoop

This week, we talk about anxiety and how to make it better.

Cocktail of the week: Donkey Punch

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