Oculus Rift is finally order-able, Earthquakes are springing up everywhere, Coffee in the office is probably the worst thing to consume, Grow an ear with an Easy-Bake Oven, Pizza taking too long - watch out for a knife, Microbead…

Kyle finally joins millions of theatergoers, Kenny did something terrible this Christmas, You might not want to watch so many cooking shows, Cheese is going to power your city one day, This hoverboard is all about freedom, Goodby…

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App store crashes and burns under the weight of Kim Kardashian, Watch yourself eat cake and you'll hate it, Continue to beware of those scary burritos, Your luggage can walk next to you now, PIZZA TATER TOTS, and more.

Looks like you can't take selfies next year, Drones are going to tell us when we're about to get sick, Your Apple phone is full of Google, BlackBerry is trying to drive your car, Kyle and Kenny discuss the parameters of midnight,…

You're too old to wear a costume to Disneyland, Airplanes hate turtles and actually like drones, Kenny hates mayo and it's Just Mayo, Cars can't park themselves if you're trying to cover it in the news, Get in bed to survive the …

There's been an awakening, have you felt it? You've probably forgotten about these now-classic movies, Don't be angry because your webpage can tell, Turn your phone into a lightsaber and fight the Empire, A house that costs more …

Kyle and Kenny play some morning Battlefront, Google is spelling something with their cars next year, If you've been naughty you get Kohl(s) forever, and more.

There are things that need to stay in the 90's, If you're a droner you'd better register quick, Don't drink water with lava-foods, What do you call a onesie for ponies? Kyle and Kenny send their letters to Santa, and more.

You can be an astronaut - Apply Today! We have the list of things to do for avoiding Star Wars spoilers, Kyle doesn't know a lot about Christmas movies, Yogurt is turning spicy next year, Netflix is thinning down to give you more…