What is it with people who say “not everything is a competition.” That seems to me just like something… a loser would say.
So you got invited to your local pitch in. You want to win but aren’t sure what to bring. Bring this. Guaranteed victory, eternal glory, and a 500% increase in hot moms hitting on you.
This is an adaptation from The Shredded Chef.
Box of bow tie pasta
Some chicken (maybe 1lb? WHATEVER)
1 can of chickpeas
1 can of white beans
1 can of black olives (if you like that filth)
2 stalks of celery chopped
2 cucumbers chopped
1/2 cup of shredded carrots
1/2 (or a whole!) onion
2 tablespoons of parmesan cheese
3 tablespoons of EXTRA VIRGIN olive oil
1/2 cup of red wine vinegar
1/2 teaspoon of Worcestershire sauce
1/2 teaspoon spicy brown mustard (optional)
A couple dashes of “italian seasoning” (i.e. herb mix bullshit)
some diced garlic if you happen to give a fuck
Salt to taste
Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Cook pasta according to instructions. Drain and run pasta under cold water.
Cook chicken in olive oil, seasoning however, until it is done.
Drain chickpeas and white beans to get the nasty white shit off them. Cut up all the vegetables
Mix everything on the ingredients list together in a giant ass bowlLink to Printable Version:
https://www.curiouslydisagreeable.com/episodes/recipes-bow-tie-pasta-salad-with-chicken-and-chick-peas