Bad news: Izzy isn't here again. Good news: we've (momentarily) replaced her with the incredible Alexei Toliopoulos! Don't ask us how we pulled this off, just enjoy the episode. We discuss stiffies, seppuku, advertising and the foibles of Letterboxd.

Oh God, another bloody episode huh? Tad hates seeing people feel joy, Izzy hates snacking, Ben hates celebrity stylists. Do these guys like ANYTHING?

We've got huge news...that we can't say yet. Instead, Ben explains why he thinks there are too many Geminis in the world, Tad tells how he got scammed out of $99 in a completely avoidable fashion and Izzy shouts from the rooftops that Sabrina Carpenter should be able to go down on whoever she wants!

I know we said there'd be a video but we lied about that, sorry. Also, wish Izzy a happy birthday.

This one was recorded back-to-back with last week's episode so if we sound tired or deranged, it's because we absolutely were.