The Grow Your Salon Fast Show

It's out 50th episode and we celebrate by sitting in a bar, and not drinking. WTF?! Kat didn't think the podcasts could get any more boring, but when she and Vegard are actually in the same room, in the same country, together, well, sparks do not fly. And then there's a lurking, cunning linguist, interloper who makes a brief appearance. Where is this all heading? Down the toilet, fast. And find out why existential revenge is the REAL reason behind a haircut.

Vegard's relationship with a large American is over, but the sticky tentacles of desperation are making it very difficult to leave. Meanwhile, Kat's in a bar with a man to woman ratio of 12:1, and she could have her pick of any one, why then would she go home with a Spaniard?

Discover how desperation kills you game, and what you can do instead.

Why don't salon owners know much about their clients? Why would a dream client be one that is open to change? Why do your staff resemble your ideal client? And how do you repel the nasty ones? Oh, and what's the weather forecast in Norway, and why do they have red snow? Find out in this exhilarating episode...

It's National Day in Norway, and it's soooo rock'n'roll. Not. But what does that have to do with your salon? Well it's all about parties and relationships and how you can have a nicer life with transformational (not transsexual) selling, rather than transactional selling. You'll just have to listen in to see what we mean...

Sometimes things are just better together. Running a salon business can be a lonely job, and the alternative of going back to being employed by someone just makes you a tiny bit sick in your mouth. So what to do?

In this riveting episode, Kat and Vegard throw the idea of Masterminds around, insult stupid parents, advocate libertarianism, and reveal the secret of going from a 6-figure salary or turnover to a 7-figure one. And it's not that difficult. Not to be missed.

Do you have a good vomit story? Kat does, she loves a good vomit story, and it all started with an uncharacteristic potter in the garden...

Meanwhile Vegard enjoys waving his big dick, err, stick around to get stuff done. There's quite a bit of value in here about getting more done without being fucking boring.

And look out for the sting in the tail...

We go over what we're doing to be GDPR compliant, that scary thing coming soon, and we guarantee 95% of salon owners will be unprepared for. More fool them.

Vegard has been watching eyes being sliced open and it's made him a bit weird, as he talks about putting pineapples in personal places. Kat talks pineapples too, but only as an example of why even on your worst days you need a bit of perspective. Even this description is sounding a bit strange...

Fear not, there is some value in here, we talk about pricing your shit and how to deal with difficult people.

Kat has a birthday and explains why her pool boy polishes her pink flamingo. She's clearly been at the gin & tonic birthday cake. Meanwhile Vegard is looking after a princess and describes his life-changing business breakthrough. And we show you how to get your staff fully booked, give yourself more freedom, and make more money to boot.

Kat reveals her seven degrees of separation to British comedian Graham Norton. Vegard reveals how a Norwegian Eurovision entrant won the event by using a simple marketing strategy you could use in your salon. We find out why taxi drivers want Vegard's number and Kat relives her smelly encounter in a cab. The gem hidden in the middle of this episode is how you can improve your cash flow instantly, with one simple, free action, and it doesn't involve discounting. Sandwiched somewhere between a deaf Vegard and a naked Bjork.

After last week's cliffhanger we find out what happened to Vegard, with his dramatic disappearance, and why he really should be reported to child services. We also find out why salon owners are watching late night porn on TV, and how that affects their business. Kat reveals why Australia doesn't actually exist, and there's a fair bit of anti-vaxxer and flat-earther bashing, after all, they're the pond scum in the ecosystem of life. If you are at all offended by any of the above, this is NOT the podcast for you. But you should leave a troll review before you unsubscribe. Go on, we dare you.