The Grow Your Salon Fast Show

We're a quarter of the way through the year and we bet those New Year's Resolutions are sitting in a dark corner, rocking back and forth, covered in cobwebs, and quietly sobbing to themselves. Kat and Vegard reveal why and share the secrets of changing bad habits and forming good ones. A masterful plan for getting more shit done in your business if you're having trouble linking habits and salon success. And we find out why Vegard has a glacier in his garden. and it's not global warming.

Somehow we managed to go down a deep and twisty wormhole with this episode, I mean, what do Kat's craft cupboard and Vegard's hot seat erection have to do with running a successful salon? You'll just have to have a listen. There is a bit of value in here though as we reveal some of the results of Vegard's salon survey and find out what Staff really think of their Salon Owner.

Kat and her surrogate son, the New Prophet of Facebook Marketing, continue to dish the inside secrets to how to make money from your Facebook posts, and the inside secrets to how Facebook knows you're pregnant before you do. Spooky stuff. And how you can leverage their massive database and clever analysis to get a tonne of better clients into your salon.

In retaliation for Episode 31 Kat ditches Vegard for a younger model. Connor is the new Prophet of Facebook Marketing. Joke. But he is bloody good at all thing Facebook and how to make a lot of money for your salon from it. He tells us very few people are using Facebook correctly to market their salons, but the ones who are are creaming it. We talk about how you can make money from your likes and how to get around the sneaky tricks Facebook put in place to actually steal money from you. So much value we had to cut it in two!

Vegard tells the one about the client who buys the products her stylist recommends (and has in store), on the internet, in front of her. Outrageous. Then Kat reveals a couple of foolproof ways to stop that behaviour dead in its tracks. For good. And make your salon more profitable, and attractive to others at the same time. Value is oozing out of this episode. Don't miss it.

What does a dead Dane and a Christmas present from Kat's Dad have in common? More than you think. We're back with death and destruction this week, but more importantly how expensive you think you are. What's the value of a coffin, and what's your worth? Find out if you're too expensive, just right, or no-where near enough in this exciting episode. And find out if Vegard ever pisses on his hands to release them from an icy door handle (insert appropriate emoji here).

Vegard's been stuffing his face and posting pics of himself in his underpants again, and it's not pretty. Meanwhile, Kat is hearing voices and they are not making sense. And Mr Ikea died recently but he left behind a legacy (and we're not talking about pencils or flatpacks) we can all learn from.

Kat has made a rather large error and finds herself camping. Kat doesn't do camping. Vegard meanwhile tries to load firewood through a closed window, and discovers the laws of cause and effect. But then we get serious and rap about the best way to get more shit done than you can possibly dream of. By doing less. Sound too good to be true? Listen and see.

We get into a 'deep and meaningful' about how to discover your deepest motivations. And why that's going to make you loads of cash. We also reveal how to turn your client's pain into your gain (in an ethical way of course). And Vegard tells us why he's cheating with his wife.

Kat has once again been ditched by Vegard in favour of a fucking Aussie! Outrageous. But Mark - that's his name - is a bit of a clever Aussie, as Kat grudgingly admits. He employs hundreds of staff, in the Phillipines. And is listed as one of the top 50 companies in Australia in terms of new growth. Find out what's more effective than a pay rise when it comes to motivating your staff, how to deal with underperformance, a foolproof interview process to weed out the idiots, and how to create your own superstar staff. Cos they're not going to just walk in off the street. And Vegard contributes with a profound discovery comparing the Phillipines with his frozen country in the North.