The Grow Your Salon Fast Show

Is there any value in this episode? Vegard is having problems getting wood. And then he tries to kill his wife. Kat reckons all single women should move to Norway due to the over-abundance of single Norwegian men. But if you believe everything you read on FB does falling tree make a sound? Oh, yeah, the value is in recognition. We show you why your clients love it, and how to get them to become a loyal, raving fan.

Kat takes over in the driving seat, of the Ferrari. Again. And Vegard takes over Ireland. As Vikings are wont to do. We take on the government, regulators and competitors who piss and moan and get their knickers in a twist. In a bid to get the clients you want through your door. And we reveal the race you definitely do not want to win.

Kat and Vegard have gone all out this week to see how many people they can offend. There's quite an impressive list. Why? Because it's fun. And also it's a good lesson in positioning yourself in business to attract the clients you like and want to work with. We also take on trolls and how to deal with them. In Vegard's case, the trolls are a little too real. And Kat triggers Jesus.

Kat thought Vegard could stoop no lower with the boring topics, but he's excelled himself this time. We're talking GDPR, which is apparently like sex: best when it's free. Don't know what GDPR is? You'll wish you didn't after this... the only consolation is you'll know before everyone else does and you'll be able to do something about it. Because GDPR is coming...

Vegard shares a startling revelation, we get all religious, and there's some divine intervention. There's also opinion, pleasing others, pleasing yourself (steady, it's not that kind of show. Or is it?), ignorance and bliss. And that's all to do with your business. And Kat's mum becomes a Kiwi, after thinking about it for over half a century.

Facebook is dead. Fact. Well, not quite dead, but certainly heaving some death rattles. And there's more doom and gloom when it comes to 'free' marketing. Yip, it's an apocalypse out there. There is a glimmer of light though, you just have to know where to look. And that's what we rap about here. Oh, and the mini-QBofE went on her first date. Awwwwwwwwww.

Ever paid for something which doesn't work and you persist with it anyway because, damn it, you've paid for it? Kat has, in a past life, and it was a pretty expensive mistake. Why don't we like to admit when we're wrong? And what makes us blindly follow along with the crowd? We reveal all and also tell you why it's too late for Christmas.

What possessed us to talk about marketing being like a train journey? Are we trying to attract train spotters? Who knows what this podcast is about, but apparently Vegard nearly gets taken in by Child Services. So that's something...

Kat rides in a Ferrari, it's red, fast, and obnoxiously loud. What does that have to do with your salon? It's a lesson in positioning yourself and standing out from the other me too's in the industry. She has a 'tasteful' tale of her squirting pussy, and there's a cameo appearance from the mini-QBofE. If you've got a sensitive stomach, this may not be the episode for you.

Guilt - it's the number one human motivator. Not what you want to hear I know. But in this episode you can learn how to own that emotion and use it to create more cashflow, and have more time to work on your business to grow it. Oh and Vegard tells us why his dog has boobs and what she does with socks.