The Hake Report

Surprise, the world's evil! "Judges" against Trump. Great calls: Was Karmelo's case self-defense? Chad O. Jackson calls-in and shares some wisdom! (P.S. Does Hake have white guilt?)

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 17, 2025 AD

CLIP: Was Karmelo self-defense gone wrong? (28-min) YouTube | Rumble

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:17) Evil in the world

* (0:06:56) Hey, guys! Hake La la la tee

* (0:11:35) Shingles vaxx

* (0:18:31) Harvard not respectable

* (0:22:17) Plenty of money… Trump truth…

* (0:28:44) MARK, L.A. the race issue's gotten worse, Hake censorship

* (0:37:23) MARK: Chicago the worst; Immigration; Judges

* (0:48:27) DENZEL, NM, 1st: Karmelo Anthony, Austin Metcalf

* (1:02:58) CHAD O JACKSON, Dallas, 1st: Soft-on-crime; Social justice mindset

* (1:18:35) Coffee: white Meme

* (1:27:23) Coffees… Humpty Dumpty, Bigotry, Christian Love …

* (1:33:12) JEFF, LA: Dallas school shooting, Karmelo merch, speak English "hate"

* (1:40:19) WILLIAM III, CA: White guilt? Letitia James. "Black Republican" Judge?

* (1:48:44) RICK, CA: Metcalf

* (1:53:14) Bright Lights - "Come Out" - 2014, Summer Fire

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Callers on the track meet incident and drama. Is it true that all musicians liberal? She's mad at Joel for turtle abuse!

The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 16, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start - Liars

* (0:05:43) Hey, guys!

* (0:09:13) HADEN, TX: Trump's persecutors

* (0:14:46) HADEN: Karmelo Anthony house arrest

* (0:26:06) ALEX, CA: Karmelo case: Vengeful WOC’s

* (0:32:22) Coffee/Super on callers and love/hate

* (0:38:09) MARK, L.A.: Segregation, being nasty

* (0:41:10) JEFF, LA: Gay guy; black female judge; New house, new car

* (0:46:04) TERRI, OR: Liberal musicians; Joel's cruelty to animals

* (1:05:40) CHASE, TX: Talking Marxism with a black worker

* (1:15:11) DENNIS, NJ: Metcalf incident.

* (1:25:33) DENNIS: Taxes

* (1:29:02) KEVIN, NY: Body is a temple, refuge in prayer

* (1:33:20) ARDENE, CO: Rolling Stones, Prince booed off the stage, music

* (1:40:41) NICK, FL, 1st: track meet incident, kids, the home

* (1:48:13) RYAN, IL, 1st: Katy Perry… Not race? Don't act tough!

* (1:52:05) Societá Anonima - "Crime & Said Punishment" - 2001, The (51) Torpedoes

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Track meet suspect got house arrest! These people's politicians are a MESS! Everybody falling into the pit of anger. Busy calls today!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 15, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:25) It’s a big mess

* (0:09:50) Hey, guys! Henley

* (0:11:33) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Boston councilman; Karmelo Anthony

* (0:21:34) DAVID story: "Foreigner"

* (0:23:37) Taking sides on Karmelo Anthony

* (0:29:35) WILLIAM III, CA: these different situations, these black gals

* (0:36:09) WILLIAM: China is shut down

* (0:36:55) Supers/Coffees… Nicknames, s— harassment

* (0:46:15) MARK, L.A.: Communist takeover incoming

* (0:52:12) MAZE, Dayton, OH: Your history is your problem

* (1:03:47) RICK Pt 1, Hampton, VA: Track meet incident

* (1:09:13) JEFF, LA: Building the country; Karmelo bail

* (1:13:11) JEFF: China tariffs, Cutting regulations

* (1:23:03) JEFF: L.A. city council meeting trolls

* (1:24:28) RICK Pt 2: Leaving black cities; Gary, Indiana

* (1:31:14) Coffee: Haterrrr

* (1:36:42) STEV'N, MD: A BUNCH OF MESS!

* (1:48:20) Psalters - "The Lord's Prayer" - 2006, Divine Liturgy of the Wretched Exiles

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Lots of tech issues. PA gov mansion set afire! Illegal "wrongly" deported, female Obama judge. Hard to know the truth in war and disease!

The Hake Report, Monday, April 14, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:19) I shake my head

* (0:06:07) Hey, guys!

* (0:09:00) UBI

* (0:17:35) Jake Hudson Lighthearted song

* (0:20:45) Josh Shapiro PA gov mansion set afire!

* (0:23:50) Bright Lights - Heart Will Break

* (0:27:10) Incompetence

* (0:29:20) Illegal and Greek judge woman

* (0:35:24) The Ukraine

* (0:40:25) Christians in Palestine vs Israel

* (0:45:16) Baseball

* (0:51:47) I forget

* (0:53:44) Measles

* (0:59:44) Autism increase? Why?

* (1:01:50) Heart Will Break …

* (1:05:08) Coffees…

* (1:13:46) Hake site

* (1:14:57) Deported illegal

* (1:15:31) HHS vs 'immigrant' SSA

* (1:17:59) Emotional support parrot, was stuck in Puerto Rico

* (1:20:50) JEFF, LA: Bill Maher, Trump; RFK wife; Tariff stuff

* (1:27:24) Places are different. Min Wage, Taxes

* (1:33:30) MAZE, OH: crimes

* (1:44:06) ROBERT, KS: AI, UBI, outlaw homelessness

* (1:50:14) Mary Rice Hopkins - "Easter Rise Up"

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Illegal "accidentally" deported. Is Trump too pro-Israel? Separation based on practical fear? Callers making questionable "points"...

The Hake Report, Friday, April 11, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:17) Stuff

* (0:03:06) Idk illegal

* (0:06:39) Anchor Baby

* (0:07:57) Hey, guys! …

* (0:10:34) "Maryland man"

* (0:20:17) KT, D.C.: Trump "unfettered" support for Israel

* (0:40:21) MICHAEL, Canada: I distrust them; Israel, China, JFK, Canada

* (0:54:27) FREDERICK, Los Angeles: Kemet. Separate or overcome?

* (1:05:54) WILLIAM III, CA: Trump doing it; black Americans; Elon

* (1:13:53) Coffees… Fob Friday, Wisdom, Disregard…

* (1:21:14) MAZE, OH: All over the place

* (1:35:52) ALEX, CA: Practical fear of dangerous people

* (1:44:24) Super/Coffees: Bibi, Backstreet Boys, Mama non-resentment?

* (1:48:47) RICK, VA: Will Smith, perp sympathizing

* (1:53:37) PastPresentFuture - "The Hake Report" (AJ cover)

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Is forgiveness from false guilt? Solutions for the racial conflict? "Druggie" has a can't-do attitude! Fake history got nothing to do with me!

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 10, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:17) Restless

* (0:04:27) Hey, guys! Hake la la la tee not available

* (0:07:04) HADEN, TX… Forgiveness "white guilt"?

* (0:13:43) HADEN: Jewish people of

* (0:19:12) JOSEPH, MO, 1st: Ship 'em out

* (0:33:17) Pray for Derek Chauvin; Joseph in the Bible

* (0:35:46) JEFF, LA: "Self-defense"? No weapons on campus!

* (0:39:35) JEFF: Story of a school vs cops… Tiffany Cross vs Scott Jennings

* (0:44:06) Super, Greggatron: Pinnochio’s Helicopter K—n Train Boogie

* (0:47:25) Coffee: Lake Lanier, GA, Oscarville drowning folklore?

* (0:48:45) Coffee: "Pro-white" good or bad? In power?

* (0:54:20) CHASE, TX, 1st: Player's hell

* (1:06:58) Can-do attitude vs Can't do attitude… James 1

* (1:13:26) MAZE, Dayton, OH: Mark's problem, your history

* (1:19:46) MAZE: Something

* (1:23:14) MAZE: Love blacks …

* (1:31:39) ALLEN, MI: Old days were different! Separation?

* (1:37:54) MARK, L.A.: Chauvin petition? Indoctrination

* (1:48:51) Closing: Catch Joel Friday TV

* (1:49:59) Mary Rice Hopkins - "Walk Like Jesus"

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The First Amendment, RME. Evil anti-discrimination! Y'all 'bout to make boomers R—cist! Is the Frisco victim's dad's forgiveness "wh— guilt"?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 9, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:01) AP “News” and 1A

* (0:03:50) Uber type antidiscrimination

* (0:09:35) Hake Printify

* (0:13:36) Anchor Baby

* (0:14:49) Hey, guys!

* (0:16:06) DAVID, Ocala, FL: They tryna make me racist

* (0:23:23) DAVID: Inbred… Living for a reaction…

* (0:27:36) DAVID: Anxiety and anger

* (0:28:08) DAVID: American Psycho–looking girl

* (0:30:29) Rumble Rant on J's

* (0:31:58) JEFF, LA, Trump: Countries our A— … / Eric Liddell

* (0:40:47) MARK, L.A.: Need to show videos of these crimes

* (0:48:55) Coffee: Forgiveness: Austin Metcalf dad

* (0:59:30) Coffee: Greggatron …. Graduate

* (1:03:18) Rumble Rant: Community Relations Service, DOJ; Hake getting lost

* (1:10:11) News… NWS translations

* (1:14:50) Carbon Monoxide

* (1:22:03) DANNY, UK: Jimmy, Jimbo, Baz, C-word-racker, N-word

* (1:26:50) ALEX, CA: Independent music business on YouTube

* (1:32:36) Joel Friday TV, chat: C-word-racker

* (1:34:39) KEN, IL: track meet stabbing; Rosewood, John Singleton

* (1:45:38) KEN: NAACP in Hollywood, how we're presented

* (1:49:37) Wrapping up…

* (1:50:30) LINDSEY, CO, 1st: CPS mess

* (1:53:59) Bright Lights - "Living in a Fantasy" - 2011, Connect

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No finger guns! Communism: Aborsh "defined." Bibi: Free trade should be fair! Trump tariffs: Be patient and courageous, not weak and stupid!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 8, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start… No freedom to guns.

* (0:04:53) HEy, guys!

* (0:06:45) Ja Morant, finger "guns"

* (0:11:35) NY law

* (0:13:54) Firing of Shoshana

* (0:22:11) The punch between ladies

* (0:25:33) Communism: Aborsh defined

* (0:31:23) ALEX, CA: Pot; Tariffs; Supplements

* (0:39:30) JAIME, MN: 100 years ago vs today

* (0:47:24) JEFF, LA: Tariffs, world bows down. China

* (0:54:59) Based Bibi

* (1:02:16) Patient and courageous, not Weak and stupid

* (1:08:27) Coffee: Australia

* (1:10:02) Coffee: Traitors … Graduate… punk

* (1:19:19) STEV'N, MD: 20s. Women? Maryland. NATO.

* (1:32:18) STEV'N: Communism, Trump

* (1:38:04) Joel Friday TV

* (1:40:14) Coffee crybabies over Tariffs

* (1:45:42) ROBERT, KS: Trump a crazy man, competing w/ Asians

* (1:51:51) Bright Lights - "4 O O" - 2016, Dreams of Where You Came From

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Don't respond! They're condoning violence on pro-lifer! Trump drone: OK? Seals getting sick! Anti-Trump protests. Trump voter betrays Trump!

The Hake Report, Monday, April 7, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:50) Violence justified

* (0:06:51) Hey, guys!

* (0:10:49) Nimitz library book bans, de-DEI

* (0:16:20) Tariffs economy

* (0:18:46) Israel smeared

* (0:21:25) Trump drone of Houthi "terrorists"

* (0:28:02) Punched over aborsh comments

* (0:41:57) Seals/Sea Lions sick/dying, attacking!

* (0:52:33) MIT, Australia, 1st: Seals from Fukushima?

* (0:57:23) Coffee: Segregation

* (1:02:41) Coffees… Secular culture? Supps

* (1:09:00) Trump supporter got DOGED, felt betrayed

* (1:24:43) TERRI, OR, whatever: "Hands off!" protests; Homeless

* (1:41:03) MAZE, OH: Southern strategy, BLM vs whites

* (1:53:41) Bright Lights - "Come Out" - 2014, Summer Fire

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Calls: Gypsies, immigration, and health. Pence given "courage" award! If Obama loved America… Ball Earth distraction!

The Hake Report, Friday, April 4, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start: Spare me the Trump tariff crying

* (0:03:40) Hey, guys!

* (0:06:28) DENNY, Bulgaria: Gypsies and segregation here, pools

* (0:21:52) HECTOR, CA, 1st: Jasmine Crockett… 80s vs now… Immigration

* (0:31:57) JAIME, MN: Apples, nutrient deficient

* (0:41:44) "Savage Hake" - Bubbzlove w/ HCS - 2020

* (0:50:21) MICHAEL, Canada: Fitness and health, and economics

* (1:02:22) Pence so courageous

* (1:10:49) MMR vaxx

* (1:14:02) If Obama loved America

* (1:18:18) HAYDEN, TX: Pence. Austin Metcalf, Karmelo Anthony. Trump. Tesla Terror.

* (1:35:31) Coffee: Earth shape

* (1:42:21) Coffees, Supers…

* (1:46:09) ROBERT, KS: J-blaming

* (1:51:28) slightly - "creeping things" - 2005, Wolfgang Tangerine

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