The Hake Report

Fighting to keep waste and fraud in gov't! Illegal "taxpayers"! Bullfighting drama! Tesla under attack! Muslim students in Chicago university!

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 20, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:44) Pro-tips. Trump vs enemies. Be healthy!

* (0:07:34) Hey, guys! Hake Printify

* (0:10:36) Hake News… Happiness

* (0:23:31) Dept of "Education" and "Defense" downsizing

* (0:29:02) IRS to DHS: Illegal info

* (0:34:15) Bullfighting made girly in Mexico City?

* (0:40:53) Tesla under attack! Vancouver show discrimination!

* (0:52:56) JEFF, LA: Tesla, Elon Musk, X; Illegal; Lady Liberty

* (0:59:55) JEFF: Being white or black? America, Trump

* (1:04:55) JEFF: Lil Yachty donated? Said BLM is a scam?!

* (1:08:21) Supers… LYC on Warp Speed… Illegal tax returns

* (1:13:49) News… Bruce Willis brain decline and his daughters

* (1:19:04) Will Smith, oh no! New album?!

* (1:22:56) Tesla bumper sticker: "Didn't know Elon was crazy!"

* (1:25:46) John Roberts scolding Trump over impeachment of judge talk

* (1:32:24) Muslim sermons at University of Illinois, Chicago (UIC)

* (1:42:25) RICK, VA: Allowing mess into America

* (1:50:53) Stephen Wiley - Why I Rap - 1988, Rap It Up

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Lib "judges" against what's right. Call-heavy day: JLP's message. Jim Breuer and pot culture? Being white vs being black in America…

The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 19, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:07) Trump, Elon vs judges

* (0:06:21) Hey, guys!

* (0:09:23) Female Latina LGBT "judge"

* (0:31:44) Another "judge"

* (0:38:09) DANIEL, TX: Irish independence

* (0:44:10) DANIEL: JLP says the same thing as 1996

* (0:52:09) DANIEL: Nagging preachers? Sermon…

* (0:57:07) DANIEL: Jim Breuer on TFS

* (1:06:09) DENNIS, NJ: Pot relaxed me, but I quit.

* (1:10:08) DENNIS: What it like being white?

* (1:31:01) DENNIS: "Savages" - Christopher Columbus

* (1:38:51) ALEX, CA vs DENNIS: being white, being black, privilege

* (1:47:24) DENNIS: Law enforcement business

* (1:48:01) WILLIAM, CA: Not normal to think like that. Elon!

* (1:51:21) Supers: LYC, Columbus truth

* (1:53:37) Closing… Baixinha Forte - Hake News rap

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HAKE NEWS (CNN email or theSkimm or Morning Brew or AP Wed 3-19-25)

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Black girls becoming victim-perpetrators! News and calls from the "lovely ladies"! Why do "I feel like..."? Trump appreciation — versus "judges" and the ACLU!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 18, 2025 AD

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TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:37) Appreciate Trump

* (0:05:23) Baton relay racing

* (0:09:02) Hey guys! Sacred Cove. JLP tee "Crying"

* (0:13:57) News… Israel shatters ceasefire

* (0:22:41) Trump vs judges and ACLU

* (0:27:13) KAYA, NC: 14yo girl allegedly did-in girl, Killeen, TX: Victims

* (0:37:27) KAYA: Why you say, "I feel like…"?

* (0:41:28) TERRI, OR: Community example… Alaila black girl with baton

* (0:54:30) TERRI: Community thinking?

* (0:58:07) Coffee: Kankakee pronounce

* (1:01:04) Anchor Baby heard Kaya

* (1:02:06) Stranded astronauts home today hopefully

* (1:09:06) News…

* (1:09:50) Harvard free tuition for "poor"

* (1:15:18) WILLIAM 7: "Bullying," school silence; "I feel like…" Spirit of Truth

* (1:26:36) John 16: 13, the Spirit of Truth

* (1:28:10) Coffee: Terri lying

* (1:31:03) DAVID, Ocala: black girl crying; Propaganda; Preachers; BHI "special"

* (1:39:17) Feeling special

* (1:40:02) MAZE, OH: Special? Like y'all? Color of dead? Y'all the problem…

* (1:48:53) Closing: "Priority" for Rick, Daniel, Justin…

* (1:50:02) Rigo Tovar - Quizá, Quizá, Quizá - 1973, Cómo Será la Mujer

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Kenyans who? Righteous deportations. Space horrors! Irish pronunciations. Anti-mummy propaganda! Sleep privilege? Caitlin Clark's vs Hake's arms.

The Hake Report, Monday, March 17, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:12) Trump did it anyway

* (0:04:28) Hey, guys!

* (0:08:04) White man won LA Marathon!

* (0:17:25) News…

* (0:17:56) Illegal deportation?

* (0:29:55) Chinese love Trump

* (0:43:01) Irish name pronunciations

* (0:51:22) Skype closing down, overseas callers!

* (0:55:10) Space is so real; 1971 fatalities; stranded astronauts coming home

* (1:11:20) Coffee: Different types of Indians in farm context?

* (1:13:12) Coffee: Roots, love for Jews, Christ

* (1:18:45) Coffee: St. Patrick's Day, four-leaf clover?

* (1:20:18) LYC revisited: Bruce Lee

* (1:22:05) UK libs against mummies, bc "colonialism"

* (1:28:29) Libs want Dems to stop Trump

* (1:31:09) Sleep deprived? Body clock, tips, anxiety, "sleep privilege," Bible

* (1:42:16) Saudi Arabia funds "maternity leave" for women's tennis players

* (1:45:11) Whose arms are bigger: Caitlin Clark or Hake's?

* (1:50:13) "Cumbia Sampuesana" - Aniceto Molina

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Calls on "history." Happy Purim! NEWS: Chuck Schumer vs AOC? Plane fire! Govt mess. Dwyane Wade cancer feelings. Bayer exec home arson? Wombat traumatized?

The Hake Report, Friday, March 14, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:32) Gonna compare arms… (Forgot!)

* (0:03:58) Hey, guys!

* (0:05:32) MICHAEL, Canada: Your French is horrible

* (0:10:49) MICHAEL: Op-Ed: "H— wanted peace too"; WWII "history" propaganda

* (0:21:27) ALLEN, MI: Perfidious Albion. Founders. Red Ronnie. Washington.

* (0:38:42) Super Rumble Rant: Happy Purim

* (0:47:26) Coffee: Shut down that gossip…

* (0:49:51) Coffee: Hank podcast cheating

* (0:54:39) Coffee: Haman's ears

* (0:58:00) Supers Lin Yen Chin

* (1:00:55) News: Chuck Schumer vs AOC

* (1:05:13) Birthright Citizenship

* (1:06:09) Plane fire! Engine shaking. Passengers on wing!

* (1:14:29) IRS downsizing; 2nd judge orders fired workers rehired

* (1:19:43) Dwyane Wade on cancer and feelings

* (1:32:46) Coffee: Engines

* (1:36:33) Bayer exec home set afire

* (1:42:44) American tourist picks up wild baby wombat in Australia

* (1:49:11) Jacky Cheung - 每天爱你多一些, I Love You More Day by Day

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Trump's righteous "climate" rollbacks! Stuck in space! Stepmother arrested! Rosie in Ireland. Calls on climate fear!

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 13, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:09) Climate rollbacks

* (0:07:41) Hey, guys!

* (0:10:37) Climate rollbacks, more

* (0:28:15) Stuck in space

* (0:35:54) STEVE'N, MD: DEI, Conservatives, Big Mama, Sports

* (0:48:56) Hake News… Mahmoud Khalil, etc.

* (1:00:43) Man allegedly held captive by stepmother

* (1:17:17) Rosie O'Donnell in Ireland

* (1:26:45) ANN, Canada: Ireland. Ocean windmills.

* (1:34:03) ROBERT, KS: Windmills infrasound; Climate mind control

* (1:43:29) Supers

* (1:48:28) Blackball - "Here We Are" - 1995, Hope

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Ne-Yo, ugh. Ocean species and coral! Wife and children content creators? Trump tariffs. "Conversion therapy." Terror sympathy speech? Congress mothers.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 12, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start: News…

* (0:04:38) Hey, guys!

* (0:06:38) News…

* (0:09:08) Billy Joel

* (0:11:37) Titanium heart

* (0:16:00) Ne-Yo dating 4 women, he's previously married

* (0:20:15) Ocean species discovered… Coral

* (0:30:53) JOHN, AL: Punchie TV, role of wives, kids

* (0:51:26) JEFF, LA: Ceasefire? Your boy Zelensky. Doug Ford.

* (1:02:18) Trump tariffs: Canada bends

* (1:12:40) anti-"Conversion Therapy" selective propaganda

* (1:26:52) JUSTIN, Fullerton: Mahmoud Khalil vs Christian nation

* (1:45:09) Coffee: Keep it up

* (1:45:56) Mom Caucus: Anna Paulina Luna, Brittany Pettersen

* (1:50:54) … Havalina - Leica - 2002, Space, Love & Bullfighting

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Duterte arrested for "crimes against humanity"! Caller ladies! Canada, Gaddafi, Philippines, maturity. Polluted cities. Defund "antisemitism"!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 11, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:06) Duterte… Hake News

* (0:06:15) Hey, guys!

* (0:08:00) Duterte arrested by Philippines for the ICC

* (0:24:00) ANN, Canada, 1st: Anglophile

* (0:28:21) ANN: New PM unelected Mark Carney, liberal

* (0:38:27) ANN: Don't buy American! Booing the anthem…

* (0:43:38) TERRI, OR: Portland are not "scum of the earth"!

* (0:49:52) TERRI: Gaddafi … Hillary remix Placeboing

* (0:54:43) TERRI: Philippines … women and marriage …

* (1:05:49) ALLEN, MI: Shoutouts, Punchie's coffee, tees

* (1:07:08) ALLEN: Cycle of 40, of 7s: immaturity, indoctrination

* (1:11:15) ALLEN: JLP, "You are evil!" Or fallen?

* (1:15:16) ALLEN: Tony community

* (1:18:05) Coffee: Something to sip on!

* (1:20:05) Coffee: Sion

* (1:22:55) Polluted cities and countries!

* (1:32:30) Defund colleges for "antisemitism"

* (1:36:49) WILLIAM 7, CA: Open your heart; Multiple wives; Baron Trump

* (1:43:13) WILLIAM: Church, accountability, nobody working on self, correction

* (1:47:00) WILLIAM: Kirby story in a rich house

* (1:50:11) Rigo Tovar - "La Sirenita" - 1976, Amor y Cumbia

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Syria violence: Assad protected Christians? Parental rules for dating? Keanu Reeves, goody two-shoes? RIP Gene Hackman and wife. How's Jack Nicholson?

The Hake Report, Monday, March 10, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:57) Syria violence: Christians harassed? Assad…

* (0:07:56) Hey, guys!

* (0:10:58) …Muslims are clever with liberal propaganda

* (0:15:34) Swirling rumors of recession

* (0:19:03) Women menopause, feel neglected

* (0:23:46) JOHN, AL: When boy become a man?

* (0:43:15) JOHN: Marriage culture, being controlling? Horror story or the Bible?

* (0:54:47) DENNY, Bulgaria: DST. No more Syria: Assad's failure. Singapore.

* (1:10:36) Coffees…

* (1:19:11) … I love the less educated

* (1:20:48) Feel-good post: Keanu Reeves

* (1:31:46) … Actors dying! Gene Hackman, wife's Hantavirus

* (1:41:22) How's Jack Nicholson doing?

* (1:43:16) Cursed when all men love you! - Luke 6: 26

* (1:47:41) 2000+ acres burned, Myrtle Beach, SC

* (1:50:25) "Velludita" - Los Explosivos De Colombia

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Calls: Don't stick it to the man! Angry energy. Race, history, and being Christlike! Pardon the king with his chin up? Jimmie Lee Jackson: Die for mom?

The Hake Report, Friday, March 7, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:24) Hey, guys!

* (0:06:08) KEVIN, NY: Join class action suit against megacorp?

* (0:17:58) ROBERT, KS: Men, women, nature

* (0:22:03) ROBERT: Do you pray? Anger, God…

* (0:27:32) ROBERT: Less angry?

* (0:31:21) News… Pilot reassures customers

* (0:38:23) DENNIS, NJ: Love, Slavery, Reparations?

* (0:53:01) DENNIS: Trump saved by God? Blacks and R—, Jesus, sin

* (1:14:48) ANDREW, Scotland: R—, Vikings

* (1:18:16) ANDREW: Q on Jesus, black guy Billy Carson

* (1:24:42) ANDREW: Jesus always around?

* (1:28:47) Super: Greggatron asks about a requested pardon?

* (1:31:45) Coffees: Mobetta

* (1:35:42) Coffee: Popcorn, Jimmie Lee, RIP

* (1:44:24) Coffees…

* (1:46:17) ALEX, CA: fake concern, beta energy

* (1:49:32) ​​Jacky Cheung - Linda - 1989

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