The Hake Report

Lots of calls. Trump now vs 2020. "Shalom Hamas." Respect Zelensky? Tommy R. in solitary. Black literacy? Angry French Canadians.

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 6, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start: Hake ranting

* (0:09:14) Hey, guys! Rebuilding tee TBA

* (0:12:25) BRETT, Reno: Good Trump didn't win 2020

* (0:17:56) BRETT: Art school, "summer of love," extended black friday

* (0:24:53) Coffee: Carver on regret and NextDoor women

* (0:29:35) Supers: LYC on mama mess and

* (0:38:17) Hake site

* (0:39:45) Trump: "Shalom Hamas"...

* (0:48:35) ROBERT, KS: Wasn't trying to hurt… ugh … Zelensky

* (0:52:46) ANDREW, Scotland: Tommy Robinson

* (0:59:58) JEFF, LA: Why respect Zelensky? Dems disrespecting DJ Daniel

* (1:10:31) MAZE, Dayton: Learn! Tariffs! Discrimination. Bully for Peace.

* (1:20:15) MAZE: black literacy rates

* (1:23:22) WILL, Australia: Trump-Zelensky deal, changing mind?

* (1:29:47) STEPHEN, MD: Trump and J6ers; Trump in Putin's pocket

* (1:38:10) BRANDON, Canada, 1st: Angry French Canadians

* (1:41:48) Coffee: Popcorn on Trump not telling the truth?

* (1:44:37) Super: LYC

* (1:45:10) RICK, VA: Jasmine "______" Crockett; blacks, tariffs

* (1:50:02) Stephen Wiley - "Where Will I Go?" - 1988, Rap It Up

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Trump honored the bereaved! "Fractals." NextDoor: Scammed at gas station! Reddit: Scared by husband's trauma! No one's a loser?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 5, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start: Trump speech

* (0:05:45) Hey, guys!

* (0:07:38) Super: LYC, Fractals

* (0:14:59) Super: No Mildly Attractive tees yet

* (0:17:38) DANIEL, TX: Jurassic Park, fractals; Fiction, Shakespeare

* (0:31:33) Trump speech review in screenshots

* (1:00:26) Coffees: Black shirts are best

* (1:02:57) NextDoor App: Scammed at gas station!

* (1:13:37) Reddit: Husband scared me. Childhood trauma

* (1:21:09) Reddit Replies: Wallowing

* (1:28:45) ROBERT, KS: Women getting violent with men

* (1:34:19) JERMAINE, Canada: Women-men,

* (1:38:50) WILLIAM 7, CA: feats… Trump-Zelensky, scripted?

* (1:46:36) TIM, Dallas: No one's a loser

* (1:51:20) Coffee: Nextdoor tip

* (1:51:53) Wiley Weds? No! Baixinha Forte smokey Hake song

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Trump tariffs. Shark redirect. LONG call on young people dating. Young former black liberal disappointed in libs! News: Crypto reserve: Self-interest?

The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 4, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start: Stiff-necked Hake

* (0:01:31) I trust Trump … loosey goosey

* (0:08:07) Hey, guys! "Apropos" correction

* (0:13:47) Shark redirect!

* (0:21:37) Don't hike drunk …

* (0:22:27) News… Himalayan avalanche

* (0:26:47) JOHN, AL: Divorced, remarriage? Young "need" to marry?

* (0:47:40) JOHN: Fear for the kids, in your own world as a kid

* (0:54:00) JOHN: Zelensky vs reality.

* (0:56:30) JOHN: My kids will obey. Dating before 18?

* (1:02:32) JOHN: Dating for years before marriage?

* (1:16:13) ZAC, Buffalo: Used to be lib! Free speech; Trans

* (1:38:06) Supers… relationships? 29yo?

* (1:44:36) News… Crypto reserve, Weather, Ukraine aid pause

* (1:50:36) Mary Rice Hopkins - "Running for the Prize" - 1991

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Health, fitness, and nature tips. Ukraine drama: White House confrontation. English the official language. No more Dept of Education?

The Hake Report, Monday, March 3, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start: UK, Ukraine

* (0:06:37) Hey, guys! Ball Earth proof…

* (0:10:26) Soy is OK... but not Kale necessarily!

* (0:16:05) Shake, then stretch

* (0:20:53) Bulls, more dangerous than cows

* (0:27:25) Ukraine propaganda

* (0:39:42) CLIP: JD vs Zelensky vs Trump

* (0:53:36) DANIEL, TX: Engines: NOx boosts efficiency; Trains

* (1:01:06) JEFF, LA: Conscripts in Ukraine. Russia-China, UK talk

* (1:06:33) JEFF: black preacher

* (1:08:38) ALEX, CA: Ukraine; FE chaos; Space and lies; Zelensky symbol?

* (1:16:11) JAIME, MN: Zelensky minerals deal

* (1:21:34) Coffees… Women in space; WW3? Ice cream

* (1:25:51) Supers: LYC: Chuck Noris hair, Estrogen, Testosterone

* (1:28:40) Rumble rants

* (1:30:08) English the official language?

* (1:41:27) Abolish the Dept of Ed

* (1:45:11) RICK, VA: Zelensky wanted money?

* (1:50:56) Rigo Tovar - "No Que No" - 1981

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Calls: More rap bashing. Planet Parade! "Economic blackout!" Kissing up? "That's Not Right!" Trump doing a good job?

The Hake Report, Friday, February 28, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:56) Topics

* (0:02:02) Hey, guys! JLP tee

* (0:04:53) MICHAEL, Canada: Kendrick Halftime, cat meow name, SORRY

* (0:12:28) MICHAEL: Hip Hop, Rap

* (0:16:34) ALEX, CA: Kendrick and whites, "not for you"? Into it…

* (0:20:45) CJ, WA town; Rap and lyrics are immoral

* (0:25:56) CJ: 24-hr antarctic sun, people I met, FE is r—

* (0:29:13) CJ: Expanding earth: Oceans newer than land

* (0:34:57) CJ: Border Collies vs baby humans

* (0:38:15) Media-promoted "Economic blackout"

* (0:46:13) Seven Planet Parade

* (0:48:45) How to pronounce Uranus

* (0:52:15) Trump tariffs: Canada, Mexico

* (0:56:22) Katy Perry in space with women by Jeff Bezos

* (0:57:57) Austin apt building, building, building: Rent down!

* (1:00:20) GREGGATRON, Midwest: Blackout, "our voices heard"

* (1:11:32) WILLIAM III, CA: FE, BHM

* (1:15:46) WILLIAM: Economic blackout? Protests do no good

* (1:17:36) WILLIAM: Elon Musk is American; Back to work

* (1:20:55) Coffees: Documentary? Rap music, good job!

* (1:22:39) Coffee: Pokemon is alpha

* (1:23:13) Popcorn: "Kissing up" — why you say that?

* (1:27:02) JLP: Children turn evil, then cover it up as adults

* (1:28:36) "That's Not Right" - Holly McLarge

* (1:31:50) Coffee: Ronnie, who's supreme? Rap hater. Anger?

* (1:33:30) JEFF, LA: Floyd Mayweather; Trump vs Zelensky, ME, IL

* (1:41:19) RICK, VA: Govt firings, inflation, economy fearmongering

* (1:49:24) 別問 - Bié wèn - Don't Ask - Jacky Cheung - 1994, Black & White

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GUEST: Third Rail Omar decries Musk cuts! Who are the "problem people" in the Middle East? AFTERWARD: Christianity and wisdom.

The Hake Report, Thursday, February 27, 2025 AD

GUEST: Third Rail with Omar https://x.com/thecomforter_1 | https://www.youtube.com/@Third_Rail AKA "The Empowered Man Podcast"

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:52) Topics

* (0:02:38) Hey, guys!

* (0:03:35) Omar eye issues, depression

* (0:07:15) Trump zionists; Education; Deportations; DOGE; bad publicity?

* (0:13:06) Spotlight? Creating opposition

* (0:16:12) Techno Feudalism; Getting rid of bureaucracies; Constitutional crisis

* (0:20:31) Foreign aid

* (0:23:41) EU vs USA; LGBT, Obamacare, Opioids

* (0:31:31) Elon Musk vs. Govt Waste

* (0:36:00) Firing people

* (0:37:51) Enforcement of law, Marijuana son, Saving the country

* (0:42:30) Democracy, pot, NYC, Alcohol, smoking, food, and Islam

* (0:48:08) Democracy vs Techno Feudalism, LGBT identity numbers

* (0:51:17) Democracy debate, Trump the good businessman

* (0:56:17) Trump Gaza, Netanyahu, Middle East, Hamas… Christians

* (1:09:50) PAMBO, Greece: Muslim bad relationships, culture; Bosnia?

* (1:12:13) PAMBO vs Omar: Bosnia, Orthodox vs Muslims, Dirtiness?

* (1:20:51) PAMBO: Last word

* (1:22:46) Supers for Omar…

* (1:26:12) Closing with Omar

* (1:27:39) Supers: Rap, Apprenticeship

* (1:29:54) JAIME, MN: Marxism vs Critical thinking

* (1:34:30) JAIME: Street preacher vs LGBT pastor; What's needed

* (1:37:30) JAIME: Omar, Republic

* (1:38:20) CHRISTIAN, UT: Flood, made the Grand Canyon

* (1:44:20) CHRISTIAN: Is earth millions and billions of years, or thousands?

* (1:47:20) JEFF, TX, 1st: War hawks!

* (1:49:27) Sixteen Horsepower - "Black Soul Choir" - 1996, Sackcloth 'n' Ashes

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Mars is real. Creepy is in your mind! India conservatives, hmm. FE debate. Chile power out! Health and civilization breakdown! Veteran victimhood.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 26, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:06) Hey, guys!

* (0:04:50) Hake News…

* (0:07:57) Mars is red from rust?

* (0:08:53) BTW: Creepy is in YOUR mind

* (0:12:52) Back to Mars

* (0:18:07) Indians, conservative, but hmm

* (0:21:54) Popcorn: Emotional, Gita

* (0:30:07) JADEN, CA: Christian over Hindu; Man Who Knew Infinity

* (0:35:25) JADEN: Flat earth in realm

* (0:49:03) JADEN: Universe

* (0:53:05) AARON, MD vs JADEN: FE faith to run far; devil's Q's

* (1:04:17) Chile power out! Blame electricity companies!

* (1:11:57) DANNY, England: Worldwide trend: Evil from America?

* (1:15:34) DANNY: That bird on Punchie TV

* (1:23:58) Popcorn IG tip, any blacks growing up?

* (1:26:51) Coffees, Jackie on Punchie TV

* (1:30:50) Fyre Festival

* (1:32:27) More news: Eggs, bird flu, listeria

* (1:36:14) Vet victimhood

* (1:41:08) Measles is back

* (1:44:57) ROBERT, KS: Derrick s/o; Slave matrix

* (1:48:46) Stephen Wiley - "Best Friend" - 1988, Rap It Up

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Guantanamo! Joy Reid fired. Rap vs Hip Hop? Psalm trivia! Kash didn't swear on the Bible! "Racism" and complaining. Obesity because no poverty!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 25, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:07) Topics

* (0:05:40) Hey, guys! Orange Henley

* (0:07:20) Guantanamo tent city

* (0:13:09) WILLIAM III: Joy Reid cancelled, Stacey Abrams, Joint Chiefs

* (0:18:16) WILLIAM: Ukraine

* (0:19:45) RONNIE, OH: Rap vs Hip Hop, Kendrick top 5

* (0:27:25) RONNIE: Manuel on the Bible

* (0:31:05) RONNIE: Psalm 23; Psalm 22, Jesus references

* (0:33:06) DAVID, Ocala: Joy Reid, we sick of it! "Racism" stuff

* (0:38:55) TONY, CA: stealing

* (0:45:48) Super: LYC

* (0:47:13) Coffee: Kash Patel, not swearing on the Bible?

* (0:58:22) WILLIAM 7: Complaining b&w!

* (1:00:58) Super: LYC, Coffee: Joel

* (1:02:54) Coffee: Punchie TV, virgin is women

* (1:04:35) WILLIAM 7: Wrong gas mixup, engine knocking

* (1:11:53) Supers, Coffees

* (1:13:53) Food and fat and wealth of “poor”

* (1:18:39) No Ricka

* (1:19:09) STEPHEN, MD, 88: Creole William

* (1:22:27) STEPHEN: Elon Musk Apartheid

* (1:27:09) STEPHEN: Gaza strip… Melania

* (1:32:43) TERRI, OR: fat is from calories

* (1:39:54) ARDENE, CO: Poor Lindell; Space Force? Military cuts?

* (1:44:03) RICK, VA: Govt cuts

* (1:49:14) The Kry - "Take My Hand" - 1994, You

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"Then how come you fail?" Stressing and blaming Elon for it! More on engine regulations. Compulsive Bible reading? Bothered by Kendrick pooh-poohing!

The Hake Report, Monday, February 24, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:08) Joy Reid

* (0:04:41) Hey, guys!

* (0:05:59) Flight diverted: New Delhi to Rome

* (0:13:06) News

* (0:14:40) Elon Musk

* (0:22:43) But I always do my best: Elon continued

* (0:28:52) DANIEL, CA: EGR, engine efficiency, regulation

* (0:41:33) Coffee: Christian Health Share?

* (0:46:02) Supers: LYC

* (0:50:42) Oh shoot, my Rumble dropped

* (0:53:08) MANUEL, CA: NOx, Mariann Budde govt money

* (1:03:27) MANUEL: Job? Psalms? Wanna read NT, bias against OT people

* (1:17:05) Coffee: Don't be bitter at bigots: "DEI hire"

* (1:23:47) JASON, Vegas, 1st: Kendrick brought me to God

* (1:31:06) JASON: Why were you bothered? Drake?

* (1:37:42) JASON: Taking sides? Fanaticism…?

* (1:42:47) JASON: Irish-Mexican

* (1:43:03) TIM, Dallas: Kendrick fell off, he sold out

* (1:48:14) TIM: Orthodox?

* (1:50:00) Mentirosa - Palito Barces y su Orquesta - El Mundo Sonidero

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Swallowed by a whale? Kash Patel on FBI direction. Kathy Hochul vs Eric Adams. LaVar Ball lost a foot! The Rock thinks talk helps depression.

The Hake Report, Friday, February 21, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:17) Kash Patel on FBI retribution

* (0:05:35) National Breakup Day

* (0:07:19) Hey, guys!

* (0:11:24) "Swallowed" by a whale

* (0:21:38) News: Canada won. Tel Aviv. Kash. Anti-Trump fearmongering

* (0:29:25) ANDREW, IL: 26yo with mama problems

* (0:46:01) Supers… Bannon

* (0:52:59) Bannon "salute"

* (1:01:41) News items… Mitch, DOGE checks

* (1:06:17) Kash Patel, FBI history

* (1:16:31) blacks running, fitness

* (1:21:31) Kathy Hochul, Eric Adams

* (1:28:22) Vapes targeting the kids?

* (1:29:38) LaVar Ball lost his foot?!

* (1:33:12) Why amputations for diabetes?

* (1:34:13) FREDERICK, CA: Expensive investigations

* (1:39:26) FREDERICK: Eric Adams quid pro quo with Trump?

* (1:41:43) FREDERICK: Putin, Bibi, problem people

* (1:45:16) Take care of your body, but let it go

* (1:46:22) The Rock and Trevor Noah on male depression

* (1:50:15) Closing

* (1:51:36) Andy Lau - 真我的風采 - Zhen Wo De Feng Cai - "My True Style" - 1999

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