The Hake Report

By James Anton Hake

Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network.

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March 14, 2025 BASED Chuck Schumer! | Fri 3-14-25
Calls on "history." Happy Purim! NEWS: Chuck Schumer vs AOC? Plane fire! Govt mess. Dwyane Wade cancer feelings. Bayer exec home arson? Wombat traumatized?
The Hake Report, Friday, March 14, 2025 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start
* (0:01:32) Gonna compare arms… (Forgot!)
* (0:03:58) Hey, guys!
* (0:05:32) MICHAEL, Canada: Your French is horrible
* (0:10:49) MICHAEL: Op-Ed: "H— wanted peace too"; WWII "history" propaganda
* (0:21:27) ALLEN, MI: Perfidious Albion. Founders. Red Ronnie. Washington.
* (0:38:42) Super Rumble Rant: Happy Purim
* (0:47:26) Coffee: Shut down that gossip…
* (0:49:51) Coffee: Hank podcast cheating
* (0:54:39) Coffee: Haman's ears
* (0:58:00) Supers Lin Yen Chin
* (1:00:55) News: Chuck Schumer vs AOC
* (1:05:13) Birthright Citizenship
* (1:06:09) Plane fire! Engine shaking. Passengers on wing!
* (1:14:29) IRS downsizing; 2nd judge orders fired workers rehired
* (1:19:43) Dwyane Wade on cancer and feelings
* (1:32:46) Coffee: Engines
* (1:36:33) Bayer exec home set afire
* (1:42:44) American tourist picks up wild baby wombat in Australia
* (1:49:11) Jacky Cheung - 每天爱你多一些, I Love You More Day by Day
LINKS
BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/14/the-hake-report-fri-3-14-25
PODCAST / Substack
HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/14/hake-news-fri-3-14-25
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1h 55min
March 13, 2025 Ruling by FEAR! | Thu 3-13-25
Trump's righteous "climate" rollbacks! Stuck in space! Stepmother arrested! Rosie in Ireland. Calls on climate fear!
The Hake Report, Thursday, March 13, 2025 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start
* (0:02:09) Climate rollbacks
* (0:07:41) Hey, guys!
* (0:10:37) Climate rollbacks, more
* (0:28:15) Stuck in space
* (0:35:54) STEVE'N, MD: DEI, Conservatives, Big Mama, Sports
* (0:48:56) Hake News… Mahmoud Khalil, etc.
* (1:00:43) Man allegedly held captive by stepmother
* (1:17:17) Rosie O'Donnell in Ireland
* (1:26:45) ANN, Canada: Ireland. Ocean windmills.
* (1:34:03) ROBERT, KS: Windmills infrasound; Climate mind control
* (1:43:29) Supers
* (1:48:28) Blackball - "Here We Are" - 1995, Hope
LINKS
BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/13/the-hake-report-thu-3-13-25
PODCAST / Substack
HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/13/climate-rollbacks-hake-news-thu-3-13-25
Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show
VIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*
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SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My Links
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1h 56min
March 12, 2025 These gals tryna do stuff | Wed 3-12-25
Ne-Yo, ugh. Ocean species and coral! Wife and children content creators? Trump tariffs. "Conversion therapy." Terror sympathy speech? Congress mothers.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 12, 2025 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start: News…
* (0:04:38) Hey, guys!
* (0:06:38) News…
* (0:09:08) Billy Joel
* (0:11:37) Titanium heart
* (0:16:00) Ne-Yo dating 4 women, he's previously married
* (0:20:15) Ocean species discovered… Coral
* (0:30:53) JOHN, AL: Punchie TV, role of wives, kids
* (0:51:26) JEFF, LA: Ceasefire? Your boy Zelensky. Doug Ford.
* (1:02:18) Trump tariffs: Canada bends
* (1:12:40) anti-"Conversion Therapy" selective propaganda
* (1:26:52) JUSTIN, Fullerton: Mahmoud Khalil vs Christian nation
* (1:45:09) Coffee: Keep it up
* (1:45:56) Mom Caucus: Anna Paulina Luna, Brittany Pettersen
* (1:50:54) … Havalina - Leica - 2002, Space, Love & Bullfighting
LINKS
BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/12/the-hake-report-wed-3-12-25
PODCAST / Substack
HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/12/tariffs-are-working-hake-news-wed-3-12-25
Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show
VIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*
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SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My Links
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1h 55min
March 11, 2025 Who doesn't do crimes against humanity? | Tue 3-11-25
Duterte arrested for "crimes against humanity"! Caller ladies! Canada, Gaddafi, Philippines, maturity. Polluted cities. Defund "antisemitism"!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 11, 2025 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start
* (0:01:06) Duterte… Hake News
* (0:06:15) Hey, guys!
* (0:08:00) Duterte arrested by Philippines for the ICC
* (0:24:00) ANN, Canada, 1st: Anglophile
* (0:28:21) ANN: New PM unelected Mark Carney, liberal
* (0:38:27) ANN: Don't buy American! Booing the anthem…
* (0:43:38) TERRI, OR: Portland are not "scum of the earth"!
* (0:49:52) TERRI: Gaddafi … Hillary remix Placeboing
* (0:54:43) TERRI: Philippines … women and marriage …
* (1:05:49) ALLEN, MI: Shoutouts, Punchie's coffee, tees
* (1:07:08) ALLEN: Cycle of 40, of 7s: immaturity, indoctrination
* (1:11:15) ALLEN: JLP, "You are evil!" Or fallen?
* (1:15:16) ALLEN: Tony community
* (1:18:05) Coffee: Something to sip on!
* (1:20:05) Coffee: Sion
* (1:22:55) Polluted cities and countries!
* (1:32:30) Defund colleges for "antisemitism"
* (1:36:49) WILLIAM 7, CA: Open your heart; Multiple wives; Baron Trump
* (1:43:13) WILLIAM: Church, accountability, nobody working on self, correction
* (1:47:00) WILLIAM: Kirby story in a rich house
* (1:50:11) Rigo Tovar - "La Sirenita" - 1976, Amor y Cumbia
LINKS
BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/11/the-hake-report-tue-3-11-25
PODCAST / Substack
HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/11/hake-news-tue-3-11-25
Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show
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1h 55min
March 10, 2025 Feel-good pro-Keanu Reeves propaganda | Mon 3-10-25
Syria violence: Assad protected Christians? Parental rules for dating? Keanu Reeves, goody two-shoes? RIP Gene Hackman and wife. How's Jack Nicholson?
The Hake Report, Monday, March 10, 2025 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start
* (0:00:57) Syria violence: Christians harassed? Assad…
* (0:07:56) Hey, guys!
* (0:10:58) …Muslims are clever with liberal propaganda
* (0:15:34) Swirling rumors of recession
* (0:19:03) Women menopause, feel neglected
* (0:23:46) JOHN, AL: When boy become a man?
* (0:43:15) JOHN: Marriage culture, being controlling? Horror story or the Bible?
* (0:54:47) DENNY, Bulgaria: DST. No more Syria: Assad's failure. Singapore.
* (1:10:36) Coffees…
* (1:19:11) … I love the less educated
* (1:20:48) Feel-good post: Keanu Reeves
* (1:31:46) … Actors dying! Gene Hackman, wife's Hantavirus
* (1:41:22) How's Jack Nicholson doing?
* (1:43:16) Cursed when all men love you! - Luke 6: 26
* (1:47:41) 2000+ acres burned, Myrtle Beach, SC
* (1:50:25) "Velludita" - Los Explosivos De Colombia
LINKS
BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/10/the-hake-report-mon-3-10-25
PODCAST / Substack
HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/10/hake-news-mon-3-10-25
Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show
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PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict
*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.
SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My Links
JLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie

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1h 55min
March 07, 2025 The biggest R—ists are admired! | Fri 3-7-25
Calls: Don't stick it to the man! Angry energy. Race, history, and being Christlike! Pardon the king with his chin up? Jimmie Lee Jackson: Die for mom?
The Hake Report, Friday, March 7, 2025 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start
* (0:03:24) Hey, guys!
* (0:06:08) KEVIN, NY: Join class action suit against megacorp?
* (0:17:58) ROBERT, KS: Men, women, nature
* (0:22:03) ROBERT: Do you pray? Anger, God…
* (0:27:32) ROBERT: Less angry?
* (0:31:21) News… Pilot reassures customers
* (0:38:23) DENNIS, NJ: Love, Slavery, Reparations?
* (0:53:01) DENNIS: Trump saved by God? Blacks and R—, Jesus, sin
* (1:14:48) ANDREW, Scotland: R—, Vikings
* (1:18:16) ANDREW: Q on Jesus, black guy Billy Carson
* (1:24:42) ANDREW: Jesus always around?
* (1:28:47) Super: Greggatron asks about a requested pardon?
* (1:31:45) Coffees: Mobetta
* (1:35:42) Coffee: Popcorn, Jimmie Lee, RIP
* (1:44:24) Coffees…
* (1:46:17) ALEX, CA: fake concern, beta energy
* (1:49:32) Jacky Cheung - Linda - 1989
LINKS
BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/7/the-biggest-rists-are-admired-fri-3-7-25
PODCAST / Substack
HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/7/newsom-is-not-for-trans-in-sports-hake-news-fri-3-7-25
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1h 55min
March 06, 2025 Shalom Hamas | Thu 3-6-25
Lots of calls. Trump now vs 2020. "Shalom Hamas." Respect Zelensky? Tommy R. in solitary. Black literacy? Angry French Canadians.
The Hake Report, Thursday, March 6, 2025 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start: Hake ranting
* (0:09:14) Hey, guys! Rebuilding tee TBA
* (0:12:25) BRETT, Reno: Good Trump didn't win 2020
* (0:17:56) BRETT: Art school, "summer of love," extended black friday
* (0:24:53) Coffee: Carver on regret and NextDoor women
* (0:29:35) Supers: LYC on mama mess and
* (0:38:17) Hake site
* (0:39:45) Trump: "Shalom Hamas"...
* (0:48:35) ROBERT, KS: Wasn't trying to hurt… ugh … Zelensky
* (0:52:46) ANDREW, Scotland: Tommy Robinson
* (0:59:58) JEFF, LA: Why respect Zelensky? Dems disrespecting DJ Daniel
* (1:10:31) MAZE, Dayton: Learn! Tariffs! Discrimination. Bully for Peace.
* (1:20:15) MAZE: black literacy rates
* (1:23:22) WILL, Australia: Trump-Zelensky deal, changing mind?
* (1:29:47) STEPHEN, MD: Trump and J6ers; Trump in Putin's pocket
* (1:38:10) BRANDON, Canada, 1st: Angry French Canadians
* (1:41:48) Coffee: Popcorn on Trump not telling the truth?
* (1:44:37) Super: LYC
* (1:45:10) RICK, VA: Jasmine "______" Crockett; blacks, tariffs
* (1:50:02) Stephen Wiley - "Where Will I Go?" - 1988, Rap It Up
LINKS
BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/6/the-hake-report-thu-3-6-25
PODCAST / Substack
HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/6/hake-news-thu-3-6-25
Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show
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1h 55min
March 05, 2025 No one's a loser? | Wed 3-5-25
Trump honored the bereaved! "Fractals." NextDoor: Scammed at gas station! Reddit: Scared by husband's trauma! No one's a loser?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 5, 2025 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start: Trump speech
* (0:05:45) Hey, guys!
* (0:07:38) Super: LYC, Fractals
* (0:14:59) Super: No Mildly Attractive tees yet
* (0:17:38) DANIEL, TX: Jurassic Park, fractals; Fiction, Shakespeare
* (0:31:33) Trump speech review in screenshots
* (1:00:26) Coffees: Black shirts are best
* (1:02:57) NextDoor App: Scammed at gas station!
* (1:13:37) Reddit: Husband scared me. Childhood trauma
* (1:21:09) Reddit Replies: Wallowing
* (1:28:45) ROBERT, KS: Women getting violent with men
* (1:34:19) JERMAINE, Canada: Women-men,
* (1:38:50) WILLIAM 7, CA: feats… Trump-Zelensky, scripted?
* (1:46:36) TIM, Dallas: No one's a loser
* (1:51:20) Coffee: Nextdoor tip
* (1:51:53) Wiley Weds? No! Baixinha Forte smokey Hake song
LINKS
BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/5/the-hake-report-wed-3-5-25
PODCAST / Substack
HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/5/hake-news-wed-3-5-25
Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show
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1h 55min
March 04, 2025 Wise men say only fools rush in | Tue 3-4-25
Trump tariffs. Shark redirect. LONG call on young people dating. Young former black liberal disappointed in libs! News: Crypto reserve: Self-interest?
The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 4, 2025 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start: Stiff-necked Hake
* (0:01:31) I trust Trump … loosey goosey
* (0:08:07) Hey, guys! "Apropos" correction
* (0:13:47) Shark redirect!
* (0:21:37) Don't hike drunk …
* (0:22:27) News… Himalayan avalanche
* (0:26:47) JOHN, AL: Divorced, remarriage? Young "need" to marry?
* (0:47:40) JOHN: Fear for the kids, in your own world as a kid
* (0:54:00) JOHN: Zelensky vs reality.
* (0:56:30) JOHN: My kids will obey. Dating before 18?
* (1:02:32) JOHN: Dating for years before marriage?
* (1:16:13) ZAC, Buffalo: Used to be lib! Free speech; Trans
* (1:38:06) Supers… relationships? 29yo?
* (1:44:36) News… Crypto reserve, Weather, Ukraine aid pause
* (1:50:36) Mary Rice Hopkins - "Running for the Prize" - 1991
LINKS
BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/4/the-hake-report-tue-3-4-25
PODCAST / Substack
HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/4/hake-news-tue-3-4-25
Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show
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1h 55min
March 03, 2025 Trump reminds us of the seriousness of the situation | Mon 3-3-25
Health, fitness, and nature tips. Ukraine drama: White House confrontation. English the official language. No more Dept of Education?
The Hake Report, Monday, March 3, 2025 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start: UK, Ukraine
* (0:06:37) Hey, guys! Ball Earth proof…
* (0:10:26) Soy is OK... but not Kale necessarily!
* (0:16:05) Shake, then stretch
* (0:20:53) Bulls, more dangerous than cows
* (0:27:25) Ukraine propaganda
* (0:39:42) CLIP: JD vs Zelensky vs Trump
* (0:53:36) DANIEL, TX: Engines: NOx boosts efficiency; Trains
* (1:01:06) JEFF, LA: Conscripts in Ukraine. Russia-China, UK talk
* (1:06:33) JEFF: black preacher
* (1:08:38) ALEX, CA: Ukraine; FE chaos; Space and lies; Zelensky symbol?
* (1:16:11) JAIME, MN: Zelensky minerals deal
* (1:21:34) Coffees… Women in space; WW3? Ice cream
* (1:25:51) Supers: LYC: Chuck Noris hair, Estrogen, Testosterone
* (1:28:40) Rumble rants
* (1:30:08) English the official language?
* (1:41:27) Abolish the Dept of Ed
* (1:45:11) RICK, VA: Zelensky wanted money?
* (1:50:56) Rigo Tovar - "No Que No" - 1981
LINKS
BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/3/the-hake-report-mon-3-3-25
PODCAST / Substack
HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/3/hake-news-mon-3-3-25
Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show
VIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*
PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict
*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.
SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My Links
JLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie

Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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1h 55min

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