The Hake Report

Trump for America: Don't be fooled by numbers. Debate with caller: MLK, Homestead Act, and "generational wealth." Education propaganda in Texas!

The Hake Report, Thursday, February 6, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:51) Deportation/Importation context

* (0:07:39) News, Trump

* (0:11:56) Pro-tip for Rumble

* (0:14:15) Hey, guys! Punchie's coffee

* (0:16:48) RONNIE, OH: Homestead Act

* (0:24:54) RONNIE: black morality, MLK madness

* (0:42:40) RONNIE: Generational wealth

* (0:49:03) RONNIE: Is BHM as evil as WHM

* (0:51:02) USAID rumors

* (0:55:50) Trump looking out for little girls

* (1:00:49) Can’t talk in that voice

* (1:03:11) AMY, TX: Bible, US history, Obama vs Trump

* (1:08:45) AMY: School vouchers in Texas

* (1:13:50) AMY: Texas Essential Knowledge and Skills; Textbook propaganda

* (1:20:19) JOHN, KY: God Bless the USA Bible

* (1:28:56) WILL, Australia: Eureka Stockade, 1854

* (1:35:34) WILLIAM, CA: Generational Wealth

* (1:44:00) Supers, Rumble ads

* (1:45:15) Coffees… rushed!

* (1:48:34) MAZE, OH

* (1:50:15) Psalters - Dig It Up - 2006, The Divine Liturgy of the Wretched Exiles

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Trump: We'll own and rebuild Gaza? Elon Musk vs AOC. Socialism and Diversity. "Persecuted patriot." Shapely gals get old, ugh!

The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 5, 2025 AD

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* (0:01:01) Topics

* (0:04:58) Hey, guys!

* (0:06:36) WILL, Australia: Coffee, blacks, Melbourne police state

* (0:13:03) CSAL, TX: Punchie's Coffee

* (0:18:50) WILLIAM, CA: Own Gaza? Trump dealing.

* (0:28:14) WILLIAM: black Catholics, Education, Reagan, Crack

* (0:34:36) HADEN, IN: "Created equal"?

* (0:43:21) Ike?

* (0:43:21) Oct 7

* (0:44:47) Temecula

* (0:49:29) Trump on Gaza

* (0:57:03) Elon Musk vs AOC

* (1:00:21) White South Africans, Elon Musk vs Cyril

* (1:06:09) Jake Husdon lighthearted song

* (1:09:10) TERRI, OR: Trump rebuilding Gaza; Socialism, monoculture

* (1:20:46) TERRI: Fascism/Socialism, inheritance, breakdown

* (1:24:08) Coffees

* (1:26:52) Popcorn … shoutouts

* (1:34:34) Pardoned J6er, Persecuted Patriot

* (1:37:40) Getting old is not pretty

* (1:43:33) JOHN, KY: "Shapely"; J6ers, make an example

* (1:48:00) Whitecross - "In the Kingdom" - 1991, In the Kingdom

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Communist versions of history! USAID, Church "Sanctuary." Alligators "brumating"! Don't be bitter at injustice! Don't judge emotionally!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 4, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:48) Topics

* (0:06:15) Hey, guys!

* (0:07:51) TONY, PA, Homestead Act, 1862, MLK

* (0:14:47) TONY: "Jesus is God" confirmation bias

* (0:16:23) TONY: Catholics, History, Ideas, Romans

* (0:21:38) "JIMMY," Hymn Ditty, FL: Terrorism definition change?

* (0:31:44) USAID drama

* (0:38:57) James Martin SJ on Jesus and Musk

* (0:45:12) Churches Sanctuary

* (0:55:33) RAND Corporation

* (0:57:41) China Virus hype messed up HS sports careers

* (0:59:54) Alligators brumating!

* (1:11:14) ALEX, CA, Trump: Warp Speed, BLM, Illegal protesters

* (1:16:21) ALEX: Feelings fleeting

* (1:21:05) DubyaT1: Snake Puppet

* (1:23:59) Popcorn: DEI and Paul Mooney

* (1:31:28) Coffee: Son of Man

* (1:33:19) Coffee: Canada subsidized

* (1:34:47) False obedience, malicious compliance

* (1:36:50) BRIAN, CA, 1st: wife breakup post-stroke, 69, HOLD

* (1:39:42) JOHN, Houston, TX: Dark career path…

* (1:50:47) Sixteen Horsepower - I Seen What I Saw - 1996, Sackcloth 'N' Ashes

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Tariff fear mongering. Soul vs spirit? Aborsh pill in the mail: Indicted! Squid vs Octopus differences.

The Hake Report, Monday, February 3, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:29) Kendrick

* (0:03:38) Hey, guys! Facts vs Truth

* (0:07:05) KENNY, AL: Soul vs spirit?

* (0:13:25) Supers… Coffees, LYC vs Age of Inversion

* (0:18:04) Don't be scared of flying! …

* (0:24:42) Tariff hype

* (0:30:12) WILLIAM 7, CA: Coffee, Spirit, Soul; Anger

* (0:35:51) WILLIAM 3, CA: 101 blocked; Panama Canal; Monroe Doctrine; Trump

* (0:43:58) WILLIAM 3: Obvious problems the govt neglects

* (0:46:11) Monroe Doctrine

* (0:47:22) Aborsh pill prosecution: Margaret Carpenter: LA vs NY

* (0:56:18) JAIME, MN: Economy, Tariffs

* (1:01:16) JAIME: Spirit vs Soul, Hell

* (1:03:24) LYC: Selling slavery

* (1:05:08) Breakup before Valentine's Day

* (1:07:22) Baby shark born in tank housing only females

* (1:10:01) Squid vs Octopus differences

* (1:15:52) Squids vs Octopuses pictures

* (1:19:53) DANIEL, TX: Reading? Dielawn, Romans…

* (1:24:24) DANIEL: Shreveport, Velveeta, Govt Cheese

* (1:25:57) DANIEL: Southern black Catholics; Truman Capote, In Cold Blood

* (1:27:22) … Joel Friday… Facts vs Truth

* (1:32:48) RICK, VA: Anger makes you blind; Truth and Trump vs Media

* (1:39:02) RICK: Trump hiring women

* (1:44:56) RICK: John from Kentucky; Tiffany Henyard

* (1:47:27) LYC: Zero God, Truth vs Facts

* (1:48:46) SARAH, TX: Pro-life? But they benefit!

* (1:50:54) Aleyda by Lisandro Meza

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More ocean wonders! Fun calls with blacks. Trump vs DEI? Citizenship giveaways. USA vs Japan, WWII. Race and evil in America?

The Hake Report, Friday, January 31, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:03) Topics… Agave plant?

* (0:04:34) Hey, guys!

* (0:07:43) CBP One

* (0:18:17) Ocean revisited

* (0:38:20) RYAN, NOLA: Did Trump blame DEI? Project 2025, Divide?

* (0:52:36) Supers, Chats

* (0:56:57) Birthright Citizenship mess

* (1:04:13) FireAid "benefit concerts"

* (1:07:23) Sinkhole in Japan

* (1:13:24) DLive shoutout

* (1:14:00) RICK, VA: WWII, Pearl Harbor, "Yokohama"

* (1:24:08) JOHN, KY vs RICK: right and wrong? Anti-discrimination

* (1:37:04) JOHN vs RICK: Welfare, Y/N? …

* (1:39:59) JOHN vs RICK: Evil, parenting

* (1:43:10) Coffees!

* (1:44:29) WILLIAM 3, CA: Correcting the record

* (1:49:42) Jacky Cheung - 明日世界終結時 When the World Ends Tomorrow

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News: Plane crash! Anti-RFK Jr hearings! Christian support for Israel? Affirmative Action mentality. Ocean is awesome!

The Hake Report, Thursday, January 30, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:23) Topics

* (0:04:58) Hey, guys!

* (0:06:37) Plane crash over Potomac

* (0:15:45) RFK Jr.

* (0:22:36) Kids falling behind: COVID?

* (0:27:13) Stay in L.A.

* (0:29:37) One Direction guy, Liam Payne, "the sensible one"

* (0:35:57) Backtracking…

* (0:36:54) Bill Akman defends RFK Jr vs Chuck Schumer

* (0:44:30) DJ, SoCal: FE topic; psyop

* (0:50:18) DJ: RFK Jr

* (0:52:13) Lisa, Health Expert

* (0:54:56) Greggatron, Obama workout

* (0:58:29) GIUSEPPE, TX: Red heifer, iron sharpens iron

* (1:06:32) Nationalism for all, except Ukraine, Taiwan

* (1:08:17) Greggatron… Press Secs

* (1:11:59) Popcorn: Projection? Emotional? Grumbling? "American Promise"

* (1:21:26) Sam coffees… phone no case, "Rap" talking music

* (1:23:44) South Africa… vs Trump?

* (1:26:45) Greenland sterilization by Iceland

* (1:31:18) ROBERT, KS: Sanger, Aborsh, Vaxx

* (1:38:55) Supers, shoutouts

* (1:40:11) … Joel Friday: Overreaction fuels evil

* (1:40:51) Denali to Mt McKinley, Gulf of America: Trump name changes

* (1:42:34) Ocean thread on X: Videos

* (1:49:40) Closing

* (1:50:21) LYC super

* (1:51:09) Huntingtons - "Girls Gone Crazy" - 2000, Plastic Surgery

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Great info from callers! Trump: Greenland, South Africa, America. Tuskegee Airmen? Plastic in water? MLK Day: Teacher fired for "N-word" 10 years prior.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 29, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:39) Topics… renaming, N-word grudge…

* (0:04:07) Hey, guys!

* (0:06:50) DENNY, Bulgaria: Greenland, Denmark vs USA

* (0:14:17) News… Federal aid

* (0:14:59) Justin: Trump looking out for the world

* (0:25:16) Federal aid mess, Karoline Leavitt

* (0:34:27) Jake Tapper vs Stephen Miller: Illegal farm labor

* (0:44:57) Jake Tapper vs Stephen Miller: Leftwing govt "workers"

* (0:52:30) ALLEN, MI: "Graft," unearned gains; FE; wives, women

* (1:07:23) … Popcorn: Whataboutism, J6 pardons

* (1:15:40) Popcorn: Tuskegee Airmen

* (1:18:08) "Malicious compliance"

* (1:21:23) Tuskegee Airmen sour grapes?

* (1:25:32) Supers: 7 Noah Commandments, FE trucker, It's not right!

* (1:27:54) ALEX, CA: Plastic in water

* (1:35:38) ALEX: Joe's pettiness

* (1:36:32) That beautiful anti-MLK Day teacher gal

* (1:44:43) RICK, VA: $25 Al Sharpton

* (1:49:21) Jacky Cheung - Music of Chu

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"Sanctuary" churches, not respected! Training the boys! Is she out of Beardson's league?! Makeup or no makeup? Trans military activist "heroes."

The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 28, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:23) Topics

* (0:03:38) Hey, guys!

* (0:05:49) Hake News…

* (0:08:02) Phone vs Sleep

* (0:11:51) Illegal church sanctuary, "family" separation

* (0:23:22) South Africa farmer refugees? J6 pardons

* (0:24:59) Lost job for "Racially insensitive" social media at age 17

* (0:32:20) Supers: LYC

* (0:35:58) JOE, AZ: Trump vs Fed

* (0:45:39) Controlled aggression: King Randall

* (0:50:17) Monkey bars obstacle course

* (0:53:58) JUSTIN, Fullerton: Deportations, bleeding hearts

* (1:04:10) Popcorn: Trump tariffs and economy

* (1:07:09) Popcorn: Pardon for violent J6ers?

* (1:19:22) Way out of Beardson's league? Not even!

* (1:25:11) Makeup is LYING! Prettier with or without?

* (1:29:11) Jerry Garcia, RIP: "Rap is not music"

* (1:31:26) Krassenstein on transgender heroes in military

* (1:37:16) "Equal pay" clap back, 2016

* (1:39:18) ROBERT, KS: transgender and lies

* (1:47:34) RICK, VA: Trump moral policies

* (1:51:03) Starflyer 59 - Hey, Are you listening? - 2019 - Young in My Head

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FE vs lines of longitude. Chinese New Year. Trump: "clean out" Gaza? Calls on living in a liberal world, love, and false identity — including a BHI!

The Hake Report, Monday, January 27, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:51) Topics

* (0:04:32) Hey, guys!

* (0:06:38) Lines of Longitude, FE, Russia time zones

* (0:10:38) Chinese New Year / "Lunar"

* (0:21:50) Trump: "clean out" Gaza?

* (0:32:07) BRYAN, MI, "1st": Longitude, FE debate

* (0:43:16) BRYAN: Gaza, Jewish people, Israel

* (0:51:56) DANIEL, TX: FE vs Fact Checkers, Advertisers

* (1:00:01) DANIEL: DEI, damage is done, conserva-tardism, pride

* (1:08:09) DANIEL: Battle of Vicksburg book

* (1:08:44) STEPHEN, MD: Uniting the races?

* (1:12:16) STEPHEN: Octopuses or Octopi?

* (1:14:06) STEPHEN: Asking JLP for advice?

* (1:16:56) STEPHEN: How he wrote his books?

* (1:19:12) TERRI, OR: No phone case!

* (1:20:52) TERRI: Ideology for religion, Sinful identity vs God

* (1:28:21) TERRI: Churches "welcoming," "love is love"

* (1:32:05) JOHN, KY: "Love"

* (1:35:51) JOHN: Transgenders, Love/Emotions

* (1:41:14) JOHN: BHI and "true Jews," not Africans

* (1:48:08) JOHN: Confirmation bias… Jesus

* (1:49:54) "Ojitos Mentirosos" - Tropicalísimo Apache - 1999(?)

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Calls and "coffees"! 📞 California madness. 🔥 I'm not for "meritocracy." 😤 FE "debate." 🙄 Tariffs: American socialism? 🤔

The Hake Report, Friday, January 24, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:07) Topics? Squid vs Octopus

* (0:02:59) Hey, guys! JLP tees

* (0:06:40) DAVID, Ocala: Newsom, Trump, Reprobates, Pardons, Smiles

* (0:19:08) ALLEN, MI, 1st: CA fires, LGBT stuff, Christianity

* (0:29:56) Supers: DLive

* (0:33:07) Coffee: "meritocracy" and legacy admissions

* (0:39:02) WILLIAM 7, CA: Parking; "Jesus is God" vs FE

* (0:49:57) HYMN DITTY/"Jason," FL: FE, Stationary E vs Ball Earth

* (1:00:17) JOSH, GA: Obama-Trump convo, real blacks

* (1:06:49) FE debunked!

* (1:10:38) Coffees…

* (1:14:15) Coffee: Tariffs, Popcorn

* (1:18:30) Coffee: Carver, Snake Puppet inheritor?

* (1:19:29) GEORGE, Fremont, OH: FE

* (1:23:30) GEORGE: Jennifer Anniston, Obama

* (1:25:47) GEORGE: Israel

* (1:31:58) ADAM, MA: Ending AA as whites become minority!

* (1:42:47) MANUEL, Central CA: Fires, Water

* (1:47:02) MANUEL: J6 evidence destroyed

* (1:48:53) ROBERT, KS: bitcoin; Trump beautiful tariffs

* (1:53:58) Andy Lau - 木魚與金魚 / Mùyú yǔ jīnyú / Wooden Fish and Goldfish - 1999, Ren Jian Ai

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