The Hake Report

News: Boredom's purpose? Trump vs DEI. Calls: Koran? Jesus? Black farmers' decline! Elon Musk spaceship! Azzmador lesson…

The Hake Report, Thursday, January 23, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:09) Topics: Trump saying forget it!

* (0:07:06) Hey, guys!

* (0:08:27) News… winter storm

* (0:11:21) Thailand "marriage equality" again

* (0:13:17) Boredom has a purpose: CNN

* (0:22:05) Trump deletes websites; Biden 2nd greatest

* (0:30:11) JEFF, LA, re: DEI, Trump… Southern cold

* (0:37:05) Supers, Punchie's coffee, weak men, Holidays?

* (0:45:35) Coffees… "Bishop" woman: Trump Truth

* (0:51:09) JOHN, KY: Pro- or anti- black?

* (0:58:47) JOHN: Your people?

* (1:03:19) ANDREW, Scotland, 1984 free speech, read the Koran(n)

* (1:10:59) ANDREW: Bill Lockwood believes Jesus is God, I guarantee

* (1:16:58) ANDREW: Jews and Protestants blame Adam, and not Eve! Catholics

* (1:18:28) Popcorn coffees: anti-discrimination, DEI, Trump, "meritocracy"?

* (1:26:51) Bigg Bump: black farmers declined with "Civil Rights"

* (1:34:50) Bigg Bump tip: black business destroyed by blacks

* (1:36:23) Elon Musk fireworks: Failed rocket launch, spaceship parts

* (1:39:28) FB: Azzmador story

* (1:43:24) Free Ross Ulbricht, dark web "drug dealer"?

* (1:44:57) RICK, VA: Border open under Biden

* (1:48:09) "Exodus" - Little Jimmy Scott - 1969

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Calls: Waste of time. Elon Musk's "salute"! Trump vs DEI, hand off the Bible. Filipinos, Thai… Whites aren't white! Appearance matters a little.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 22, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:30) Thai marriage equality

* (0:01:53) DEI tripping; Arachnophobia

* (0:04:45) …Hey, guys!

* (0:07:38) ALEX, CA: N-word overreaction, white mothers; BHI

* (0:13:13) ALEX: request: Elon Musk, Trump hand off Bible don't matter

* (0:13:30) RYAN, NOLA, 1st: Trump vs DEI… Corruption

* (0:21:43) WILLIAM, CA: blacks and groups, Marcus Chaunault; Criticism

* (0:31:46) RALPH, NJ, 1st: Elon Musk "salute," for Trump

* (0:39:40) Trump didn't put his hand on the Bible

* (0:45:56) LIEZL, CA: Filipinos

* (0:49:48) Filipinos, Asians

* (0:53:32) Thai "marriage equality"

* (0:59:44) BENBEY, CA, 1st: Racial classification

* (1:12:38) BENBEY: Trump, political facts, DEI, JLP

* (1:25:46) DANNY, England: Thailand, Episcopalian, Fire

* (1:33:08) Coffee: NotaVictim

* (1:34:05) Coffees, Supers: Popcorn, more! HBD BetaLegs

* (1:40:20) CHRISTIAN, UT: Christ endured all

* (1:44:00) HADEN, TX: Michael Jackson…

* (1:47:58) Whitecross - Holy War - 1991 - In the Kingdom

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Trump EO on gender misidentity. TikTok CEO! RIP Cecile Richards. Lorenzo Sewell and MLK go black. Elon Musk's "salute"?

The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 21, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:21) Bigg Bump yesterday: Farmers vs Civil Rights

* (0:03:43) Trans identity, beach

* (0:05:21) HEy, guys!

* (0:08:13) Trump EO: Gender dys-identity

* (0:17:04) Trump billionaire inauguration! TikTok!

* (0:25:20) RIP Cecile Richards

* (0:40:33) MLK-style Lorenzo Sewell

* (0:49:42) Actual MLK: Don't let anybody make you feel like you're nobody

* (0:53:52) JOHN, KY: MLK real, Lorenzo Sewell

* (0:59:43) JOHN: Elon Musk, N-word

* (1:08:27) JOHN: How you get people to agree?

* (1:11:03) TERRI, OR: MLK Day

* (1:32:42) JASON, MI, 1st: Jesus, people's mistaken beliefs

* (1:37:13) RICK, VA: Slavery, Egypt, Adam and Eve mixed, Evil

* (1:44:27) Coffee: Popcorn says FUD: Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt!

* (1:49:17) Rigo Tovar - Mi Matamoros Querido - 1972

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COHOST: Inauguration Day with Bigg Bump: Tech oligarchs, now supplicants. 2A confiscation by AZ "Health"? MLK on "dignity of labor"

The Hake Report, Monday, January 20, 2025 AD

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TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:47) Bigg Bump, Inauguration Day

* (0:02:47) Topics

* (0:04:43) Hey, guys!

* (0:06:08) Thought I saw pro-choice, but it was pro-life

* (0:09:06) Trump in… The attempt

* (0:13:07) ANDREW, Scotland: Tommy Robinson, fighting England

* (0:18:37) Tommy Robinson

* (0:21:26) Trump broke tech oligarchs

* (0:26:10) Doug Emhoff, Dr Jill Biden … Ketanji

* (0:30:18) Adjudicate the tech moguls… Bannon

* (0:39:59) WILLIAM, CA: Congratulations! Hake you oughta be ashamed

* (0:45:09) ADHS: Gun confiscation for "families"; Back of the truck

* (0:54:52) Wannabe Bocceli … Inclusive Trump …

* (1:01:40) AZ gun confiscation … liberal “health” people

* (1:08:35) People fall for it…

* (1:10:03) Coffee: Greggatron, white Jesus, Cesare Borgia

* (1:15:18) Coffees: MLK quote on love, Reese's Puffs cereal, milk

* (1:22:59) JD Vance, Trump

* (1:24:04) Popcorn: Emmett Till, implied justification?

* (1:28:29) Popcorn: Is rap music?

* (1:33:36) Popcorn: MLK on dignity of work

* (1:43:46) CHAD, L.A., dating; women don't care about financial

* (1:49:29) Mary Rice Hopkins - "Running for the Prize"

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Fire perimeter! Callers lost kids to mama/govt. Debating Jesus' color. White deportation fear. Amazing Baltimore Hebrew Israelite!

The Hake Report, Friday, January 17, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:05:47) Hey, guys!

* (0:08:03) CalFire map: Emergency Incidents

* (0:18:45) PHIL, Canada, 1st: Separated, kids under supervision

* (0:43:00) PHIL: Praying vs worrying… relief

* (0:50:08) PHIL: Son puberty, respect women, youngest daughter

* (0:58:44) DAVID, Dallas, 1st: Similar, disheartened at evil

* (1:07:32) DAVID: Letting go in court, pro se

* (1:12:17) Super/Coffee

* (1:13:52) HADEN, TX: brown people, WWII, Israelites

* (1:22:35) HADEN vs RONNIE, OH: Jesus,

* (1:31:27) ALEX, CA: Alligators; Trump deportation effects

* (1:39:43) ANDRE, Baltimore: Haden, KY John, BHI, Mandela, comparing

* (1:45:27) ANDRE: Mother, Father, Baltimore "kids"

* (1:49:25) Mandela…

* (1:50:39) ROBERT, KS: Statue of Liberty

* (1:52:43) Andy Lau - Mei You Ren Ke Yi Xiang Ni (沒有人可以像你) - No One Can Be Like You

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Be your own "fact checker." Believe nothing! Lots of calls! Caitlin Clark stalker! High-value man? Fires and DEI?

The Hake Report, Thursday, January 16, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:52) Biden vs Internal fact checker

* (0:08:58) News items

* (0:11:08) Hey, guys!

* (0:12:30) DENZEL, Chicago, 1st: Losing interest in career

* (0:21:43) CHUCK, NJ: Fact Checkers, 1A, "War of the Worlds"

* (0:30:25) CHUCK: Bicyclists vs Street racing

* (0:33:51) CHUCK: Wildfires, plants, mess

* (0:39:12) RAYMOND, CA: Son won't forgive his mother

* (0:41:28) WILLIAM, CA: Oakland Hills fire; Safeway closing; Tee; Racing

* (0:48:28) Caitlin Clarke stalker

* (1:04:39) Fact check your thoughts, desires!

* (1:06:29) TIM, Dallas: High value man

* (1:14:50) TIM: Time… Praying without ceasing… sophisticated self-seeking

* (1:20:27) JOHN, KY: Jesus not a white devil; y'all full of it

* (1:27:37) Supers: DLive, Streamlabs, Coffees

* (1:29:43) Coffee: Popcorn on fire "DEI" conspiracy …

* (1:34:16) Coffees: Carver, Ronnie on Haden

* (1:36:47) MAZE, OH: Why yall stalk? First Ladies …

* (1:42:17) RICK, VA: Pastor and pregnant teen apology

* (1:48:29) RICK: Women in the House, trans athletes: If I was trans…

* (1:50:21) Rochella, Gospel Inspirational "Separate the Right from the Wrong," 1992

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Hake News review: Climate fire? Moon realness debate. Jesus: White or Jewish? Crocodiles vs Alligators, vs drunk happy woman…

The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 15, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:39) Hegseth, other things

* (0:07:09) Hey, guys!

* (0:08:50) Fires/climate propaganda

* (0:15:24) RedNote, Pete Hegseth, politics

* (0:18:48) "Trans" athletes

* (0:20:54) Moon is real

* (0:22:40) Cars have your face and data! Elon gave footage!

* (0:27:49) 5 days till Trump! No Michelle O! W. Bush simp!

* (0:32:02) South Korea mess

* (0:34:59) Michelle Obama face 2017

* (0:36:02) HADEN, TX: LA, CA leadership

* (0:39:58) HADEN: Jews, Jesus, WWII, whites

* (0:50:01) ROBERT, KS: Moon landing is fake, it's its own light

* (0:59:56) TERRI: Jesus was Jewish

* (1:10:24) WILLIAM, CA: L.A. fires

* (1:21:48) Coffee: Greggatron, shoutouts

* (1:23:37) Alligators vs Crocodiles

* (1:29:46) Woman got killed messing with alligator!

* (1:38:06) More on alligators vs crocs

* (1:43:26) ARDENE, CO: Fires, Grew up in the Valley

* (1:49:48) Whitecross - No Second Chances - 1991 - In the Kingdom

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Based LA Times owner! Obama-Trump convo: Trump is open! Do most women think r— is s—y? Puberty and fatherlessness. I respect Zelensky.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 14, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:21) Moon race

* (0:01:50) Topics: Trump vs Obama, all my black friends

* (0:05:04) Hey, guys!

* (0:06:40) News…

* (0:09:24) Snoop Dogg is smart

* (0:13:21) LA Times owner: Mistake to endorse Kamala

* (0:17:41) CLIP, Tweet by Dr. Pat Soon-Shiong

* (0:28:59) STEVEN, MD… White atrocities for WHM?

* (0:31:56) STEVEN: White atrocities: WWII, Jesus; Chinese

* (0:38:04) My first ankle monitor: white judge reassigned

* (0:45:23) Obama-Trump "lip reading"

* (0:54:26) Popcorn: Credit Obama, not Trump?! Grok!

* (1:08:24) Destiny Stephanopoulos: Trump R—ist

* (1:11:52) SCOTT, MA: Trump-Obama convo, vid tip!

* (1:13:23) Women don't think r— is s—y! Yes, they do!

* (1:14:42) CLIP: E Jean Carroll, Anderson Cooper

* (1:19:18) Women dirtier, judgmental, believing imagination!

* (1:22:44) Puberty hitting earlier! Fatherlessness?

* (1:34:10) Trump vs Obama: "big club"? …

* (1:36:00) Another victim: Actor Djimon Hounsou!

* (1:45:00) Zelensky interview: Lex Fridman

* (1:51:20) mewithoutYou - "Bullet to Binary" - 2002, [A→B] Life

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L.A. fire politics, drama. Mark Zuckerberg: based? Malala: Ban "gender apartheid"! Fireman woman blames the victim?

The Hake Report, Monday, January 13, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:00) Topics

* (0:03:44) Hey, guys! Desert fox tee

* (0:05:40) Cal Fire emergency incidents: Eaton Fire, Palisades Fire

* (0:13:03) Fire: Newsom vs Trump; Air drops for show? Planned burns halted

* (0:25:07) Malheur ranch militia: Local owners controlled it better!

* (0:28:06) Michael Jackson covered "Come Together"

* (0:30:28) … Zuckerberg, based? Fact Check, censorship

* (0:36:26) Tim Cooke? Zuckerberg? Competitor Joe Rogan

* (0:41:11) Orbital sunrise, NASA Johnson, Flickr

* (0:49:07) Malala on Gender Apartheid by Afghanistan Taliban

* (0:56:57) "Gender Apartheid" per Wikipedia

* (1:00:18) WILLIAM, CA: Fires, donate?

* (1:05:26) WILLIAM: Karen Bass bkgd; Pensions; Looting

* (1:14:42) Karen Bass silent, confronted by Sky News

* (1:19:32) Supers… Newsom CA, "LA Strong!"

* (1:24:11) Coffees: Lip Reading? Real Earth, Tool, Smoke

* (1:26:42) CSAL, Texas: Hake getting bigger?

* (1:29:28) CSAL: Shouldn't be in the fire!

* (1:32:39) Kristine Larson, LAFD, carry me out!

* (1:39:13) Obama, Trump, yukking it up at Jimmy Carter funeral

* (1:50:06) Rumble supers, shoutouts

* (1:50:38) Rigo Tovar - Quítate la Máscara - 1986

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Man proposes to/worships woman. Supers, Calls: CA fires, water, corruption. "MTF" person doesn't fit in your box!

The Hake Report, Friday, January 10, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:06) Greggatron Coffee: Beta proposal

* (0:09:05) Greggatron, Hake being stupid funny

* (0:11:08) Coffee numerology

* (0:12:05) Adam Carolla thinking demon-rats wake up. Pasadena?

* (0:16:57) FE debunked. Fire, smoke: CA! Crissy Teigan

* (0:20:59) Not waking up. Sion coffee!

* (0:23:41) Hey, guys! Stay with it tee

* (0:28:27) MICHAEL, Canada: My liberal date supervisor

* (0:39:17) MICHAEL: Fires

* (0:45:48) WILLIAM, CA: FE fascination

* (0:48:04) WILLIAM: News, fires, leaders, goats, cows

* (0:54:23) WILLIAM: Sherri Laverne Dalton, Fani Willis connection?

* (1:00:19) ANTHONY, CA: Water owners, California corruption

* (1:19:18) Coffee tips: MLK, Numerology debate

* (1:20:56) BILLY, MA, 1st: Mess in CA, MA

* (1:26:48) ARI, Canada: Fires, tunnels? Trump

* (1:33:48) Tom Selleck, supers…

* (1:35:08) Coffee: "Short King" embarrassed them

* (1:38:33) News: Destruction, Sentencing, TikTok, Crime, Climate

* (1:40:57) Jimmy Carter, RIP

* (1:45:18) MTF Tremayne Carroll, not in a box.

* (1:52:18) ex-MTF, Walt Heyer on JLP!

* (1:55:37) Closing

* (1:56:27) Squad Five-O - Days of My Youth - 1998 - Fight the System

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