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All calls… Zelensky: Crazy. Racism test: Irish TERF. Divorce: Want partial custody? FE: Why don't we feel the tighter circle further north?

The Hake Report, Thursday, January 9, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:08) topics, audio glitching

* (0:04:08) This PERSON in a women's prison

* (0:06:28) Distracted, GMR…

* (0:08:43) Hey, guys!

* (0:11:28) DENNY, Bulgaria: Zelensky, Alexei Fedotov, Ukraine '91-'14

* (0:20:46) DENNY: No one is ideal. Putin. Russia.

* (0:24:38) TERRI: Russia's big, from Alaska

* (0:26:55) TERRI: Racism test… Irish… Sociohistoric racism

* (0:35:15) TERRI: Police and criminals … independent thinkers

* (0:39:02) TERRI: TERF, refusing trans and nonbinary pronouns

* (0:47:53) JOHN, AL: Divorcing, Preference for custody

* (0:56:29) JOHN: Don't cut the baby in half; Dating App; MGTOW

* (1:05:23) JOHN: Wrong "good" intentions; Childhood; Sexuality

* (1:17:05) JOHN: Form, for the kids, court

* (1:22:51) MAL, CT, 1st: Differential, latitude, we're not spinning; deceivers

* (1:42:24) MAL: Sunset, waves…

* (1:47:31) DENNIS, NJ: FE, seasons? Abrahamic religions

* (1:52:54) DENNIS: ADOS, people tryna survive, Christian-centric?

* (1:57:20) Closing: NO READING SUPERS TODAY, SORRY!

* (1:57:41) Orchid - "Chaos Ain't Me" - 2001

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Vivek Murthy: We need "community." Stripper testimony. Pregnant girl apologizes to church. Teen prank story. Numerology day trading? Bibi "war crimes"?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 8, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:27) Topics…

* (0:03:59) Hey, guys! Rumble mess

* (0:10:24) Vivek Murthy: US needs "community"

* (0:22:24) "Stray" testimony: changed after she prayed

* (0:41:20) Popcorn tip: Bring back shame?

* (0:48:46) CLIP: Pregnant girl apologized to church

* (1:01:49) Jemele Hill, SMH

* (1:02:23) Supers: Shame? Pretty girls sound fake? Purple?

* (1:05:50) DLive, Mobetta: Judy, "genocide"; "horrorscope"?

* (1:08:41) Mena: Who are the problem people?

* (1:12:18) Killer cows, cow grates

* (1:17:52) Cow-tipping vs suburban vandals: Joey XC, whites

* (1:25:00) Joel Friday TV; a woman crying (NO Anchor Baby!)

* (1:26:08) Fire, wind, history in L.A. area: Power out, cold

* (1:28:27) Coffees: Numerology daytrading? Never liked you!

* (1:32:17) ALEX, CA: Podcaster vacay; Rich, messy; Family

* (1:39:49) GIUSEPPE, TX: No numerology! Property value fraud

* (1:44:31) Rumble, DLive: Israel "war crimes" talk; Rick…

* (1:47:27) RICK, VA: People going to Africa

* (1:50:11) Starflyer 59 - "Easy Street" - 2005, Talking Voice vs Singing Voice

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Lame-os: Biden, FBI, even Chip Roy! Don't do numerology or Ouija! "Bible thumper" on Jesus, God, and blasphemy! Renaming for good vs evil!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 7, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:57) Topics: News, Chip Roy

* (0:05:16) Hey, guys

* (0:07:32) Hake News… one bill, mama Biden/banks,

* (0:11:37) Joe called New Orleans "strong"

* (0:15:31) Blurred photo of woman German foreign minister, Syria, Al Qaeda

* (0:20:31) She's old. It's in the Bible!

* (0:22:23) Liberal FBI: Omar Mateen, pipe bombs, Fort Hood jihadist

* (0:33:10) Chip Roy on Liz Cheney, George Floyd, Kyle,

* (0:37:49) Chip Roy clip on Trump/J6, impeachment

* (0:44:51) Beach streams over Christmas

* (0:47:47) Coffee: Thinking what others thinking

* (0:49:40) Coffee: Numerology?

* (0:55:51) Story of a Ouija board: Whom will "Sally" marry?

* (0:57:42) ANTHONY, CA: Jesus is God? … Early Church Fathers? …

* (1:17:35) ANTHONY: Who could atone for our sins?

* (1:18:48) RONNIE and ANTHONY… blaspheming the Spirit vs Jesus

* (1:29:34) ANTHONY and RONNIE: That's your explanation, huh?

* (1:31:24) From Fort Bragg to "Fort Liberty," RME

* (1:39:06) Trump name change: Gulf of America, not Gulf of Mexico

* (1:43:26) JASON, Gulf Coast: Stuff changes in the Bible

* (1:51:07) Coke Song - The Cootees - 1997, Let's Play House

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Drink water, but not too much! Tommy Robinson, Ella Hill, libs, and British Pakistanis. Wash Redskins logo history. Pelosi on J6 pardons?

The Hake Report, Monday, January 6, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:35) Topics

* (0:06:18) Hey, guys!

* (0:07:47) Hake News… Kamala lost!

* (0:12:34) Drinking water, per CNN

* (0:18:51) Exercising story

* (0:21:25) "Coequal"?! Jesus said, "My Father is greater than I."

* (0:24:29) Tommy Robinson, JBP, Kyle Kulinski, Muslim perps, "genocide"?

* (0:32:12) "Grooming gangs," per Wikipedia: Fear of "racism" accusation

* (0:38:38) Ella Hill, "survivor" on hate of not Muslim enough

* (0:50:27) DEBORAH, CA: Water drinking… betas

* (1:00:08) DEBORAH: Lead conspiracy; Gen X, helmets

* (1:04:25) Supers from Friday!

* (1:09:00) Coffee: Carver now a Balltard

* (1:12:55) Coffees: Popcorn for Bigg Bump: MLK Day …

* (1:17:40) HADEN, TX: End birthright citizenship? Waking up to race issue?

* (1:29:04) No, NO, no! Man scared of cows in the forest

* (1:36:47) Conservatives not liking Trump? Massie? Roy? Good?

* (1:39:29) Washington Redskins logo, designed by a Blackfeet! …

* (1:46:00) Nancy Pelosi on Trump pardoning peaceful, nonviolent J6ers

* (1:49:05) Trudeau resigning?!

* (1:49:45) Muñeca Esquiva - Napelao con Los Rivales - 1983

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COHOST: Bigg Bump bears with us on the FE debate. Eggheads destroying America with ideas! Deregulation now, deregulation forever! Vivek being a woman?

The Hake Report, Friday, January 3, 2025 AD

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TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:20) Bigg Bump topics

* (0:02:12) Hey, guys!

* (0:04:16) Ayn Rand: Eggheads, universities

* (0:29:51) HYMN DITTY (Jason), Miami: FE; static sky; sunset

* (0:47:00) Seasons, Hake’s illustrations, conspiracy?

* (1:00:41) Deregulation, Segregation

* (1:05:29) Bureaucrats destroy 138 jobs each

* (1:31:08) Vivek on mediocrity culture, H-1B visas, discrimination

* (1:44:39) PATRICK, CO: Polaris, FE Aztecs, Seasons

* (1:51:55) PATRICK: Deregulate

* (1:54:32) WILLIAM, CA: Hake, what you doin'?!

* (1:56:46) Follow Bigg_Bump; Smokey song by Baixinha Forte

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"U.S.-born" terrorist! H-1B visas and mediocre American culture. Discrimination against America's best No free speech! Emmett Till: idk!

The Hake Report, Thursday, January 2, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start… Teespring

* (0:02:08) "Anchor Baby" terror attack?

* (0:04:19) H-1B visas, Tommy Robinson, etc

* (0:07:21) Hey, guys!

* (0:09:55) New Orleans Terrorist

* (0:25:13) Think about it… ISIS

* (0:28:23) F150 and Tesla Cybertruck

* (0:31:54) Radicalized in America, and "diverse," human nature

* (0:37:22) H-1B backlash, American mediocre culture, immigrants

* (0:55:36) "Victimhood Olympics"

* (0:57:49) Arrested for "causing anxiety," no free speech! "N-word"

* (1:02:19) Discrimination against America's best: Mind-blown

* (1:10:27) Dick Masterson, Sam Hyde, on Elon Musk

* (1:15:19) Supers: Xmas, etc

* (1:20:51) Coffee: Jesus "H." Christ

* (1:24:18) Supers: DLive

* (1:27:02) Popcorn: Emmett Till: "Don't know, wasn't there"

* (1:36:57) "Free Tommy Robinson," libel, racism, "grooming"

* (1:51:15) Rigo Tovar - "Cómo Será la Mujer," 1973, Cómo Será la Mujer

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(CNN or theSkimm or Morning Brew or AP Thu 1-2-25)

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Fun calls: Trump a winner, Jesus in the Bible, Matt Gaetz smear, Emmett Till history, human nature. Coffees: MLK, a Crump type?

The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 24, 2024 AD

NOTE: No Hake from Christmas Day through New Year’s Day… See you in Church, and on Thur, Jan 2, 2025!

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:37) Matt Gaetz

* (0:02:25) Hey, guys! July feels white!

* (0:04:59) HADEN, TX: Maze facts

* (0:08:22) HADEN: Vivek R, Tim Scott, TRUMP, Kash Patel

* (0:14:18) CJ, WA… Bigg Bump, acid rain

* (0:18:11) CJ: Xmas Bible stuff: Luke "eyewitnesses," virgin birth, gods, father

* (0:26:33) CJ: Father wants son to be like him

* (0:29:00) GREGG, Midwest: Gift, Cold, Trump

* (0:35:22) GREGG: Bigg Bump, Stereotypes, BLM meme

* (0:40:29) GREGG: Cop pulled me over

* (0:41:28) FREDERICK, CA: Matt Gaetz goin' to jail, other gossip

* (0:48:15) Hake's art: a painting of JLP from 2014-ish

* (0:51:20) Can you change the music? Christian vs Trap

* (1:00:26) WILLIAM 3, CA… Ball Earth Sunset, Prop 36 felonies …

* (1:08:56) DLive, Coffees

* (1:12:55) Coffee: Jesus Christ

* (1:15:19) Coffee: MLK

* (1:23:43) WILLIAM 7, CA: Good list, Kris Kringle

* (1:29:44) DANIEL, TX: Jaden's workout tips; Military

* (1:34:01) STEVEN, MD: A very merry Xmas; William

* (1:37:34) STEVEN: Emmett Till story

* (1:42:33) STEVEN: Savage, Christ on the Cross

* (1:45:29) MAZE, OH: W-word, hate what you fear; Bigg Bump

* (1:48:50) Abbreviated Super acknowledgements

* (1:49:41) Fanny B Smith - "Keep Me in the Pathway" (4/12/1992)

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Sanctuary cities, music, Christmas movies/songs, Ozone hole "healing," stereotypes. Isaac Woodard was drunk! Blacks involved in Emmett Till kidnapping!

The Hake Report, Monday, December 23, 2024 AD

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TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:28) Topics with Bigg Bump

* (0:05:44) Hey, guys!

* (0:07:24) ALEX, CA: FE debunked? NASA lies.

* (0:13:00) ALEX: Drone problems

* (0:14:26) Bigg Bump: Air Force base, Chinese spy?

* (0:16:27) York City Council, PA… Gaddafi; Female City Council

* (0:34:26) DANIEL, TX: Bigg Bump music; natural vs taught talent

* (0:40:02) DANIEL: Eminem…

* (0:41:46) TERRI, OR: Fave Xmas movie, song? The Ref. Cristina, Things Fall Apart

* (0:50:07) Ozone hole healing… science

* (1:00:35) Trump court rulings

* (1:05:49) Patience…

* (1:06:40) MAZE, OH: NAACP, Regulations, Lawsuits

* (1:13:50) MAZE: Do you listen to your husband? Debt Ceiling

* (1:17:47) RIGO, TX: "Don't judge a book by its cover"; Generalizations

* (1:24:40) Sgt Isaac Woodard story

* (1:32:18) Being black…

* (1:40:33) Emmett Till

* (1:50:55) Jose Feliciano - "Feliz Navidad" - 1970

LINKS

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Irish Christmas song. Calls and Bible passages… Jewish people, etc? Inconsistent prayer? Speaking out? Favorite chapter?

The Hake Report, Friday, December 20, 2024 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Confused Hake

* (0:01:38) The Wheeler Sisters - "Don Oíche Úd i mBeithil" - 2004, All I Want for Christmas, Lujo Records compilation

* (0:07:57) RIGO, TX: Jewish people and -isms, contributions

* (0:27:48) RIGO: Silent Prayer, not forcing out thoughts

* (0:34:48) JADEN, CA: Workout tips.

* (0:38:22) JADEN: becoming Army medic?

* (0:51:18) JADEN: My mouth. Atheist, Christian, Mormons

* (0:57:39) JADEN: Be quiet after disrespect; Lost friends; "Unequally yoked"?

* (1:05:48) Small Talk: Yellowstone, reading chat, shoutouts

* (1:07:39) Coffee: Terri's late-coming Hake Teespring order

* (1:08:38) Coffee: 5500 miles away, Nomothoughts

* (1:12:24) Coffee: Not a Victim

* (1:12:40) Coffee: Ronnie, fave chapter in the Bible? James 1

* (1:21:00) Coffee: Slayer?

* (1:21:57) Good to be basic…

* (1:22:42) Coffee: Song request, "Keep Me in the Pathway"

* (1:25:55) JOSH, Houston: Death from selfish perspective

* (1:29:31) JOSH: Caitlin Clark uplifting black women

* (1:35:05) JOSH: Jews, whites, blacks, and hatred

* (1:41:06) RONNIE, OH: James 1, Romans 12: 12, Ecclesiastes 12

* (1:45:36) Romans 12, living sacrifice

* (1:49:44) Don Oíche Úd i mBeithil, English lyrics

* (1:51:16) The Fallen State coming up: Don't just blame women

* (1:53:08) Jacky Cheung - 楚歌 - Music of Chu

* (1:57:53) Adios, America

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Trump stops a funding bill! Ron Paul prepared the way! Hake vs a Pharaoh and a BHI. Madison school shooter, root issue?

The Hake Report, Thursday, December 19, 2024 AD

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TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:54) Happy Trump stopped the "funding bill"

* (0:03:41) Hey, guys! Santa Jesse tee: Merry Amazin' Xmas

* (0:05:32) FREDERICK: Trump, Elon, funding bill

* (0:09:57) FREDERICK: Y'all soft. Congrats, Trump.

* (0:11:37) FREDERICK: Jesus. No man ascended into Heaven.

* (0:16:29) FREDERICK: Tax millionaires out of existence

* (0:19:55) FREDERICK: Christmas… Jewish kids

* (0:21:16) STU, AZ, 1st: 4th winter of death

* (0:22:39) Funding bill, Ron Paul, Tax the rich

* (0:40:47) Coffee: Triggers the Mama’s Boys

* (0:49:10) Coffee: Haters… Shoutout

* (0:57:18) Super: Greggatron

* (0:58:05) ANTHONY, SoCal: Jesus ascended to Heaven

* (1:03:19) ANTHONY… BHI vs Christian debate. Intellectuals.

* (1:07:21) JOHN, KY: Dad, John 3: 16 for Israelites only

* (1:15:27) JOHN: American dream bull spit

* (1:19:07) JOHN: Trump is like Jesus, the light of the world

* (1:23:12) Shoutout to chat

* (1:25:07) Warning: Teespring at your own risk!

* (1:32:35) News… Madison school shooter

* (1:40:46) MATTHEW, Madison, 1st: Live by that school; Liberal area

* (1:47:14) MATTHEW: The root issue, the mass solution?

* (1:52:19) MATTHEW: June, black kid shot others

* (1:54:32) Closing comments…

* (1:55:19) Sufjan Stevens - O Come O Come Emmanuel - Songs for Christmas

LINKS

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