The Hake Report

Busy calls day: Pastors fighting, Anger advice, "Nice" couples (not!), Trump, Israel, Vets, Caller Wars: Hake has white guilt?! 

The Hake Report, Friday, April 19, 2024 AD 

CLIP: 'You have a mean streak!' Woman calls Hake a SNAKE! (14-min)  YouTube  |  Rumble 

Hake's T-shirt from BOND Teespring – rebuildingtheman.creator-spring.com 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Topics: Comments, Trump, Simone Biles' man

* (0:03:58) Hey, guys! Life without thinking (BOND tee) 

* (0:06:43) JAIME, MN: GW fasted. Stoic. Trump. Jesus. 

* (0:13:44) JAIME: Pastors fighting, both wrong 

* (0:17:34) SUSAN, CA: Anger? BQ: Criticism at work 

* (0:22:19) TERRI, OR: Nice couple 

* (0:27:56) TERRI: Simone Biles' husband doesn't like her. Body language 

* (0:32:52) JOE, AZ: Allen Weisselberg/Trump CFO 

* (0:37:10) JOE: Trump 

* (0:39:55) JOE: Hake and Himmler Show 

* (0:40:38) JOE: bee project profits for 3-hours of work: Mothers! 

* (0:43:39) MARK, CA: NPR CEO Katherine Maher, not Christian 

* (0:47:56) MARK: Ban Joe! White guilt! 

* (0:55:49) MARK: Maze! Aryan Brotherhood 

* (0:59:11) MARK: Would Joe ban you? Nuremberg trial, Eichmann 

* (1:01:21) Andy Lau - 木魚與金魚 (Mu Yu Yu Jin Yu, Wooden Fish and Goldfish) 

* (1:06:42) Coffee: twothirtyeight: "Modern-Day Prayer"; Been to a riot? Anchor Baby! 

* (1:08:10) Coffee: Brief background on Hake? 

* (1:09:40) Coffee: Maze, Joe, Mark, vitriol and anger, manly vs female evil 

* (1:13:29) Greggatron: brothas too friendly for you? You need help! 

* (1:18:34) Lin Yen Chin: Emotions, thoughts, JLP, inner stillness; MUFFLED Hake 

* (1:20:37) JIM, AR: Passover, Israel, US… 

* (1:26:15) JIM: Inflation 

* (1:27:58) JIM: Trump? Anti-Zionists, crowd followers 

* (1:34:58) ALEX, TN: Emotional people are hypocrites 

* (1:37:40) ALEXIS, CA: Maze, Mark, KY John, snake 

* (1:52:03) BRIAN, NC: "honorable" veterans, VA falsification 

* (1:54:52) BRIAN: William, Joe, phony phone call 

* (1:55:59) Furthermore - "Moment of Her Time" (1999, Fluorescent Jellyfish) 

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Facts are not truth! Facts distract from truth! Fun calls, but not fiery like yesterday. Old school racists? Shooters on scooters in NYC! WNBA uncensored!

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 18, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Topics 

* (0:01:45) Hey, guys! Facts vs Truth (Hake tee) 

* (0:04:05) JOHN, KY: Mark: The Hake and Snake Show! 

* (0:06:43) DAVID, FL: $80/mo Section 8 friend robbed 

* (0:11:40) DAVID: America's transformation 

* (0:13:44) DAVID: Ahmaud Arbery guys 

* (0:21:55) DAVID: Old school white racists, self-defense? 

* (0:26:50) TOM, NY: Facts vs Truth? 

* (0:31:32) TOM: Arguing with my wife, energy 

* (0:32:05) TOM: Feelings don't care about facts! Inverted morality 

* (0:35:21) TOM: Trying to prove, distraction in argument 

* (0:36:22) TOM: Jordan Peterson losing Sam Harris debate 

* (0:40:16) Shooters on scooters, Bronx: crime, society 

* (0:53:49) DENNY: Facts vs Truth: North Korea elections, Trump "liable" 

* (0:55:52) DENNY: Sex, leaders, men, women, Pope 

* (1:00:58) Petra - Don't Let Your Heart Be Hardened" (1987, This Means War!) 

* (1:05:48) IG chat: Love is Evil spelled backwards? 

* (1:06:37) WNBA uncensored: What's wrong with you? (pics) 

* (1:14:31) Supers for Mark: War on insecurity: Inner stillness/faith 

* (1:17:53) Coffees: Fred(Ricka) clout; Same spirits fighting; Sion on chasing peaches 

* (1:19:36) IG Q: Racism, evil? 

* (1:22:00) DANIEL, TX: Old callers, Mark, Joe 

* (1:25:38) DANIEL: Real snakes 

* (1:27:48) JOE, AZ; WILLIAM: Steph Curry complaining, farm 

* (1:30:51) WILLIAM, JOE: Mark angry, free country 

* (1:31:58) JOE, WILLIAM: Romans 12: 19, Luke 6: 27, Section 8 

* (1:35:18) JOE, WILLIAM: WNBA, Kendrick (Section 80) 

* (1:37:24) JOE: Hake federal case, FAA, Congress 

* (1:44:47) KAREEM, NY: Iron Mark, angry blind, stats 

* (1:49:21) Coffee: Caller debates, please! 

* (1:50:04) Call me tomorrow, guys! (Joel Friday made crazy noises, whoa!) 

* (1:52:03) Tora! Tora! Torrance! - "Killer Cut The Phone Line" (2001, Get Into It) 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/18/the-hake-report-thu-4-18-24 

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Proof: Obama a "redistribution" socialist! Black and white callers go to war on Hake, except for a Guatemalan gal who married white! 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 17, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start/Topics (Oops, Greggatron, your super tomorrow!)  

* (0:03:08) Hey, guys! FH tee

* (0:05:11) Obama the socialist (complicated business) 

* (0:08:35) Interlude, victim mentality 

* (0:12:35) Obama Loyola U 1998: Redistribution 

* (0:18:00) Obama Chicago Public Radio, 2001 

* (0:29:02) JOE, AZ: Mama socialist 

* (0:39:49) JOE: Downplaying crime 

* (0:44:33) WILLIAM: Section 8, discrimination 

* (0:49:29) WILLIAM: Resisting arrest, BLM, Hiring 

* (0:51:18) WILLIAM: No Frederick, College 

* (0:53:46) WILLIAM: Steph Curry fit over low-income neighbors 

* (0:57:04) Starflyer 59 - "I like your photographs" "...moves on" (2001, Leave Here a Stranger) 

* (1:05:37) Rumble Rants: Joe's platform, Section 8 discrimination, NDA's 

* (1:08:14) Coffee: "Something nice" 

* (1:08:37) Carver: Take the L, Stronger Men's Conference 

* (1:10:34) FLOR, Guatemala: neighborhood contrast, American husband 

* (1:16:37) FLOR: "Partner," Hospitals are liberal, English, morality 

* (1:23:20) FLOR: Adoption corruption, trans, nonbinary, gay 

* (1:26:01) MARK, CA: The Hake and Snake Show, emotional people 

* (1:40:05) FREDERICK: Covid not paying rent, Section 8 

* (1:45:28) JOHN, NY: Bronx shooting, scooters, whites 

* (1:49:40) MAZE, OH: Anger, Adoption, Section 8 

* (1:51:55) Vollmar - "Who Have You Never Spoken With (Spilled Upon The Ground)" (2004, 13 or so people who need chances) 

'The Hake and Snake Show... are you secretly a COMMUNIST?' (14-min)  YouTube  |  Rumble 

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EEOC for aborsh! Calls on sin, temptation, and Trump. WNBA's new "star" and fashion! Education: Career! Simp's 45th anniversary! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 16, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start/Topics 

* (0:03:19) Hey, guys! Daddy didn't leave YOU! (JLP tee) 

* (0:06:57) Employers must accommodate aborsh (EEOC) 

* (0:14:26) JAIME, MN: 1 John on sin 

* (0:17:36) JAIME: Paul denier 

* (0:19:02) JAIME: whites, Palestinian protesters, Jewish people, libs 

* (0:23:08) JAIME: Jesus on signs to flee 

* (0:24:11) FREDERICK: Exodus 21: 24-25, eye for eye, Hammurabi 

* (0:30:17) RICKA: Israel, plagiarism 

* (0:33:40) RICKA: Trump, peace, Iran 

* (0:35:21) LAWRENCE, ID: Choice, sin, temptation, forgiveness 

* (0:40:25) LAWRENCE: Sobriety, JLP, Anger, God's plan 

* (0:46:50) WNBA "star" Caitlin Clark, "orange carpet" fashion 

* (0:58:02) Steve Taylor - "Down Under" (1988, The Best We Could Find) 

* (1:02:41) Rumble: WNBA

* (1:03:40) Coffees: Hiking shoe fund 

* (1:04:45) Coffee: Hake raps 

* (1:07:19) DANIEL, TX: Education? Career. 

* (1:15:41) JAMES, NY: Whites protesting own race (phone issue briefly) 

* (1:19:45) JAMES: "Self-hating" 

* (1:20:58) JAMES: Aborsh, China 

* (1:23:32) STEPHEN, MD: 87, No accredited black schools 

* (1:29:11) STEPHEN: Trump's 3 strikes, not godly?

* (1:33:04) STEPHEN: Foghorn Leghorn, Trump 

* (1:34:29) STEPHEN: Baltimore, Maryland, Jovani Patterson? 

* (1:36:09) STEPHEN: Women, hatred and love 

* (1:37:19) SAM, Alaska: College, Truckers, Young don't wanna work 

* (1:43:14) Truckers per-capita on Hake and JLP shows 

* (1:45:25) Simp's sand castle on 45th anniversary, nice couple 

* (1:50:55) twothirtyeight - "Coin Laundry Loser" (2000, Regulate the Chemicals) 

Clip: SIMP sand castle! 🥰 (5-min)  YouTube  |  Rumble  

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/16/the-hake-report-tue-4-16-24 

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HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/16/employers-forced-to-let-employees-off-to-commit-abortions-hake-news-tue-4-16-24 

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Attacks in Sydney suburbs! Calls: Marxism. Obama. CRT almost got me! Holy Spirit? Jesus? Women in Heaven? Ladies argue about Gaza drama. 

The Hake Report, Monday, April 15, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start 

* (0:00:42) Topics: Stabbings, Conflicted women 

* (0:03:18) Hey, guys! WHM tee

* (0:06:02) Australians under attack! 

* (0:15:20) JOHN, NY: Australia, USA, judge double standard  

* (0:21:19) JOHN: Marxism, Totalitarianism (Omnitrans?) 

* (0:24:11) JOE, AZ: Obamaphone, FDR, algorithm, big money 

* (0:29:10) JOE: Obama was a socialist 

* (0:34:59) Nike Olympic uniforms too skimpy 

* (0:38:34) Airlines discriminating against immodest women! 

* (0:46:21) JAIME, MN: white fragility, CRT had me, pastor 

* (0:50:52) JAIME: fragility, cop cam, DV white women, weak men

* (0:54:23) JAIME: Land outside L.A., rural freedom, urban living 

* (0:58:07) LN - "Stars Will Shine" (2001, Novel) 

* (1:03:21) Coffee: Donald Trump, massage parlors 

* (1:05:34) Coffee: Sion: comfortable lives 

* (1:05:58) Coffee: Destruction of old rock formations, Lake Meade 

* (1:09:07) Coffee: BasedAmericaFirst, Bidenomics, MAGAnomics 

* (1:12:15) DAVID, FL: Irish, German, Cherokee, anger 

* (1:15:20) DAVID: Holy Spirit, born again, sin, Jesus, baptism 

* (1:28:35) DAVID: JLP, serpent targeting weaker vessel 

* (1:30:05) AMAN, India: Endure, win the prize? 

* (1:33:49) FLOR, Guatemala: Ask God forgiveness? 

* (1:40:02) FLOR: Women rejecting Heaven 

* (1:43:20) Coffee: July just feels white! Anti-Semitic? 

* (1:44:32) Ladies in X replies: Gaza drama (cider-genay) 

* (1:51:08) Soul-Junk - "Ungst Func Slag Collision" (2002, 1957) 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/15/the-hake-report-mon-4-15-24 

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OJ's jury, 50-percent black ladies! Marc Lamont Hill, one of them! Lots of calls (and super chats) on God, "Love," intellectualism, etc. 

The Hake Report, Friday, April 12, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start 

* (0:00:55) Topics? OJ,  (Did not get to the Fed!) 

* (0:02:17) Hey, guys! All thoughts are lies JLP tee (Society6) 

* (0:04:46) OJ Simpson case 

* (0:08:15) OJ: black female juror 

* (0:16:51) OJ: Marc Lamont Hill

* (0:23:33) PHILLIP, MO: Women; Kill my ego 

* (0:28:38) PHILLIP: Ego, women, money 

* (0:30:42) PHILLIP: Love, S-word 

* (0:34:18) PHILLIP: Liberal women? Evil in women and men 

* (0:37:40) AMAN, INDIA: Realize something, ask if it's true? 

* (0:43:41) AMAN: e.g. Aliens a distraction 

* (0:47:22) MICHAEL, CANADA: Crumbley parents 

* (0:50:39) MICHAEL was 2011 thug, his mother 

* (0:52:59) MICHAEL: Judgment, sin forgiven (Matt 12: 31-32) 

* (0:55:44) MICHAEL: Women beating men 

* (0:58:00) Andy Lau - 緣盡 (電影"龍鳳茶樓"主題曲) (End of Fate, Yuan Jin) 

* (1:03:28) Rumble: Evil Is Real, OJ Simpson, Nicole

* (1:05:14) Coffees: Become what you hate? Judas? OJ story, Calamari? 

* (1:10:27) Coffee: Forced labor? Women taking men's kids? 

* (1:13:18) Coffee: Knowledge is poison? Surgeon 

* (1:18:08) Supers: Streamlabs, DLive treasure chest 

* (1:20:55) DANIEL, TX: Battle of the Crater, sieges 

* (1:28:08) GABRIEL, Canada: Work, pay later, God knows; thoughts 

* (1:36:16) KEVIN, NY: Bible, intellect, trinity, believe in 

* (1:40:30) KEVIN: Apocrypha symbol of Trinity 

* (1:43:20) Rumble: Calamari is squid, not octopus! (WWE Canadian) 

* (1:44:57) Supers: Lin Yen Chin: Proprioception 

* (1:49:46) Obamaphones: FDR 1936, not Reagan! 

* (1:51:42) California literacy the worst. "Bilingual ed," "income inequality," spending 

* (1:54:01) Frog Eyes - Reform the Countryside (2007, Tears of the Valedictorian) 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/12/the-hake-report-fri-4-12-24 

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HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/12/kamala-harris-heads-to-pro-abortion-rally-in-az-hake-news-fri-4-12-24 

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Calls: Obama, McCain, Clinton, JUDGED! Sociopath LIARS! Ladies punched in NYC. Hillary to voters: "Get over yourself." Don't show off or self-doxx! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 11, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start 

* (0:00:53) RIP OJ, gone to be with Nicole 

* (0:03:20) Hey, guys! I Love Boomers. 

* (0:07:31) JOE, AZ: Not Biden, but Obama 2x (NOT McCain) 

* (0:13:13) JOE: Obamaphones, socialism, Obamacare 

* (0:17:32) JOE: AJ Doc, Adam Lanza, gun control 

* (0:19:55) JOE: Protecting ego? 

* (0:23:34) DAVID, FL: OJ where? Black jury nullification? 

* (0:30:02) DAVID: McCain, Vietnam POW, weaker than water 

* (0:34:37) DAVID: Kids 30 years ago attacked him! 

* (0:37:40) Ladies punched in NYC 

* (0:44:46) Hillary: "Get over yourself" 

* (0:47:50) Hispanics, Latino/a professionals complaining 

* (0:52:27) JAMES, NY: Jesus socialist? Parents accountable? God 

* (1:00:58) Petra - "This Means War!" (1987, This Means War!) 

* (1:05:29) JAIME, MN: Joe Brown, OJ Simpson

* (1:12:10) Coffee: Tap water vs EPA 

* (1:15:43) Coffee: Trump at Chick-Fil-A… RIP OJ 

* (1:19:02) RICHARD, NC: CDC Mandy Cohen, Frivolous lawsuits, CA 

* (1:25:16) RICHARD: Clinton-Newt balanced budget 

* (1:28:18) RICHARD: Sociopath, vacant eyes liar, narcissistic, charm 

* (1:31:28) ART, OH: Liars, Brandon Johnson, Chicago, Dexter Reed 

* (1:39:37) ART: Ladies punched in NYC 

* (1:42:06) Showing off jewelry, doxxing location, getting robbed/killed 

* (1:45:35) Supers: Lin Yen Chin: Gene editing by "will power" nose breathing 

* (1:49:00) AMAN, INDIA: Endure for the prize. What prize? 

* (1:50:34) Tora! Tora! Torrance! - "My Turn in the Hot Seat" (2000, Get Into It) 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/11/the-hake-report-thu-4-11-24 

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Calls today. News, Crusades; JLP hater Joe: black Americans R-worded? Alex Jones' $1.5B fine! Anger and judgment! 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 10, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Topics? Calls! 

* (0:01:06) Hey, guys! BOND tee (rebuildingtheman Teespring)

* (0:02:57) DAVID, FL: Apple River stabbing case 

* (0:06:01) DAVID: Muslim anti-US chant, Venezuelan migrants 

* (0:08:35) DAVID: Aborsh pill, D&E, FDA, opioids, Percocets 

* (0:16:19) DAVID: Jesus is God? 

* (0:19:03) DENNY, Bulgaria: Crusades: 1st vs 2-4 disasters 

* (0:22:58) DENNY: Pope, Catholic Church, powerful politicians 

* (0:24:31) DENNY: Transgender issue, Wigs like women 

* (0:26:17) DENNY: God in the first Crusade? 

* (0:28:44) Debut album beats sophomore slump (Musicians' early work) 

* (0:30:50) Ethan Crumbley parents (Joel Friday, JLP's Expert) 

* (0:34:16) Putin's Christianity in Russia (vs the West) 

* (0:40:04) Putin "mob boss" replies 

* (0:46:59) "Blame America"? 

* (0:47:57) JOE, AZ: Romans 12: 19, speaking ill, anger (stroke) 

* (0:55:07) JOE: Blinded by anger, judgment 

* (0:57:20) JOE: Alex Jones, "defamation," 8th Amendment (excessive fines) 

* (1:01:40) ALEX, CA VS JOE: Dylann Roof, crime, it's not you 

* (1:06:08) JOE: Farrakhan and JLP the same? Repeating evil. (hang-up!) 

* (1:07:59) Starflyer 59 - "Happy Birthday, John" (2002, Can't Stop Eating EP) 

* (1:12:03) Coffee: Enzyme vs Hormone; 

* (1:12:27) Coffee: Anger, hate, "If I love anybody," beta hang-up? 

* (1:15:27) Rumble: The Great American Trade (trade citizens!) 

* (1:16:29) ART, OH: Most black Americans R-worded, agree 

* (1:21:10) Hake buddy appearance MAGA Ultra 

* (1:22:02) ART: Rolling with Trump, you, JLP, Joel, Nick 

* (1:22:37) JAMES, NY: Alex Jones documentary, graphic videos

* (1:30:14) JAMES: Don't run and hide: go toward and subdue! 

* (1:34:09) JAIME, MN: AJ $1.5B, exorbitant 

* (1:36:33) JAIME: "It's not your fault." 

* (1:37:22) JAIME: Snap judgment on Ethan Crumbley parents 

* (1:37:59) Pardon strange interlude (Frederick Not Ready) 

* (1:38:29) WILLIAM: Well-wishes, tell the truth 

* (1:41:51) FREDERICK: Constitution, blacks defending selves 

* (1:47:27) MAZE, OH: What's a racist? (Hake tuned her out, sorry!) 

* (1:53:25) Vollmar - "Troubles at Bank" (2006, Okay) 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/10/the-hake-report-wed-4-10-24 

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Blind judgment! Baltimore bridge, anti-cop Reddit, Gaza drama. Meghan McCain, "happy" in her body! Woman on shmornography. A couple interesting calls! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 9, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Topics / Stalling / Announcements (Cameo!) 

* (0:05:38) Hey, guys! 

* (0:08:35) Baltimore bridge: re-name? ("Civil Rights") 

* (0:17:00) Anti-cop Reddit: SB, CA police, kidnapped teen girl 

* (0:29:05) Gaza drama: reasonable ratio? 

* (0:39:46) Meghan McCain, Candace Owens, body image ("obese") 

* (0:46:25) "Shmaxine-injured" gal, "self-esteem" dream 

* (0:58:03) Steve Taylor - "Under the Blood" (1988, The Best We Could Find) 

* (1:03:11) Coffee: "Risk assessment" based on race? Profiling? Hiring? 

* (1:11:29) Coffee: Trumpican, not Republican, judgment 

* (1:14:45) Shmornography ruined marriage 

* (1:18:57) ALEX, CA: "Favorite caller," fear, accountability 

* (1:22:16) ALEX: Eclipse, FE, space denier, wasn't the moon 

* (1:25:42) ALEX: Video games, Chess vs Call of Duty, judgment 

* (1:29:43) Blind judgment: Accusers 

* (1:37:12) JOHN, TX: Roman Catholic, based? Crusades, Islam 

* (1:43:13) JOHN: Colonialism ended slavery 

* (1:46:28) (Hemming and hawing) 

* (1:48:28) Rumble: Shmaxine firing! 

* (1:51:14) twothirtyeight - "There Is No Dana" (2000, Regulate the Chemicals) 

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Interesting calls! Michael Knowles interviewed a dirty-video-woman-turned-Christian! Bits of Sam Houston and Gen. Lee history! 

The Hake Report, Monday, April 8, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Topics: Porn star Christian, 

* (0:02:10) Hey, guys! Nevada tee 

* (0:03:13) JAMES, NY: Bro took mom in, "righteous anger" (Foster, Catholic Charities) 

* (0:18:49) Cernovich / M Knowles on porn, judgment

* (0:24:27) It ruined my marriage, ex-husband paid! 

* (0:35:18) Other replies: Vitriol, men, women 

* (0:38:19) JOSH, GA: "sin" definition - the Devil 

* (0:42:54) JOSH: Lust example 

* (0:45:07) JOSH: JLP replay: Intellectualizing thoughts 

* (0:48:53) Hake beach stream (over weekend) 

* (0:51:39) STEVE, NJ: Don't marry a guy who's looked!

* (0:57:26) STEVE: Marriage "redemption" 

* (1:03:17) LN - "Cars Must Burn" (2001, Novel) 

* (1:11:39) JAIME, MN: Housing prices, living frivolously 

* (1:21:01) JAIME: Salt in the air SF 

* (1:22:26) DANIEL: Civil War, TX Deep South 1861 

* (1:32:33) DANIEL: Slavery views

* (1:35:57) DANIEL: Gen Lee, public service, engineer, St Louis

* (1:37:34) JAKE, MS: Hair! Joel, Nick, CLICK

* (1:41:47) FREDERICK: Trump, Yellen, China, 2028 

* (1:46:35) JOE, AZ: Gen Lee, PA slaved, Battle of the Crater, 

* (1:51:19) Call tomorrow! 2011 Sunday Archives Blueray problem 

* (1:52:01) Soul-Junk - “Moonpie Eating” (2002, 1958) 

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