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  • Kids and Adults, So Disrespectful Now! | Fri 4-5-24

    14yo streamer puts hand in gal's food! Crime stats: Cooked books? OK vs NY violence. Look at yourself! Don't project on others! 

    The Hake Report, Friday, April 5, 2024 AD 

    TIME STAMPS 

    * (0:00:00) Announcements

    * (0:02:00) Topics

    * (0:04:06) Hey, guys! Mildly Attractive (with gal emoji) Hake tee 

    * (0:08:54) JAKE HUSDON, MI: Hello! 

    * (0:12:33) Disrespectful 14yo streamer Kizzy puts hand in lady's food! 

    * (0:15:23) (Hake re-explains story to JLP, then replays clip portions) 

    * (0:26:46) JOE, AZ: Your stats are lies, Hake. 

    * (0:34:30) JOE: You're a criminal! Obamacare? Bipartisan is evil! -Hake 

    * (0:39:44) JOE: Shh! Communists, AJ, documentaries, "incitement" 

    * (0:42:51) Coffees: Solar eclipses: FE vs BE…

    * (0:44:46) Coffee: Disagree 90%, why bandwagon black blame? Prejudice? 

    * (0:48:53) Coffees: Kizzy in Roots? Pro-Semitic Octopus, hate/love weakness 

    * (0:53:29) Rumble Rants: Crime prosecution down (Hake excited), Obama, JLP 

    * (0:54:51) Andy Lau - 絕望的笑容 (Desperate Smile) Jue Wang De Xiao Rong 

    * (1:00:46) Coffee: Joe in Phoenix, a liberal. Anger 

    * (1:03:16) Crime stats, OK vs NY (Coffee yesterday, Prof David Bernstein, X) 

    * (1:16:33) GLENN, NY: Fudged stats, "Poverty" 

    * (1:23:17) GLENN: Trigger words (racism), Justified theft, Anger 

    * (1:28:27) GLENN: Showy criminals, Secret Service story ("I digress") 

    * (1:31:01) GLENN: Joe in Phoenix got me angry, triggered ("I take it back") 

    * (1:33:32) Men's Forum; Look at yourself, not others 

    * (1:39:04) X: David Bernstein, anti-Israel ideology, Nazism, people 

    * (1:51:01) False ending: Hake does Cameos now! (No Joel Friday TV today!) 

    * (1:54:42) Baltimore bridge vs boat, Biden vs Bibi 

    * (1:57:08) Frog Eyes - "The Fox Speaks to his Wife who is not quite Sure" (2004, Ego Scriptor) 

    BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/5/the-hake-report-fri-4-5-24 

    PODCAST / Substack 

    HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/5/biden-wants-bibi-to-protect-gaza-civilians-hake-news-fri-4-5-24 

    Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show 

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    2 hr
  • Feeding the 'Migrants'! | Thu 4-4-24

    Candace Owens, feminist! "Per capita" stats! Cannibalism? Bible: Don't be surprised! Pastors feeding the "poor," being a nuisance! FE call: Sun vs moon, explain! 

    The Hake Report, Thursday, April 4, 2024 AD 

    TIME STAMPS 

    * (0:00:00) Announcements / Topics 

    * (0:03:05) Hey, guys! Santa Monica tee 

    * (0:05:23) Tips: NAACP, Karl Rove, Candace English 

    * (0:10:51) Candace Owens took her husband's name? 

    * (0:11:58) Insanity defined 

    * (0:19:21) TERRI, OR: Candace Farmer 

    * (0:32:31) Coffees: Tip; Self-doxx! "Per capita"; "Courage"! 

    * (0:36:24) Coffees: blacks at heaven's gates, Juvenile justice statistics

    * (0:43:42) Coffee: Tip, Spiffy tunes, Cannibals, Insanity

    * (0:50:31) Bible: Do not be surprised, dismayed (1 Peter 4: 12; Isaiah 41: 10) 

    * (0:56:25) Jens Lekman - "A Man Walks into a Bar" (2005, Oh You're So Silent, Jens) 

    * (1:01:37) OR church 6-days a week free food (1st Amendment) 

    * (1:11:03) AZ "pastor" feeds migrants; mayor persecutes? 

    * (1:19:51) JOE, AZ: Obama, William: Out-of-wedlock birth rates 

    * (1:27:19) Coffee: Stats, crime rates, OK vs NY; Gethsemane ("Get Some Money"?) 

    * (1:33:10) IG: Sad at opinion over "African Americans" (Christian-based) 

    * (1:34:18) JAY, NH: FE, Moon, Sun, eclipse — explain! 

    * (1:43:35) JEFF, LA: Homeless, Bible: Feed the poor 

    * (1:46:23) Coffee: FE vs crime 

    * (1:48:13) Obama: ACA, "raising costs," healthcare "a right" 

    * (1:51:54) Huntingtons - "No Pool Party" (1999, Get Lost) 

    BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/4/the-hake-report-thu-4-4-24 

    PODCAST / Substack 

    HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/4/judge-illegals-can-sue-transport-company-that-took-them-to-marthas-vinyard-hake-news-thu-4-4-24 

    Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show 

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    1 hr 56 min
  • Callers drag Hake into arguments about 'anger'! | Wed 4-3-24

    Some fun calls. Axios report: Trump guy Stephen Miller against anti-white racism! A couple long calls on anger and emotions. 

    The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 3, 2024 AD 

    TIME STAMPS 

    * (0:00:00) Start 

    * (0:01:46) Topics (Stephen Miller; NOT Judges/Christians, NOT Obama) 

    * (0:03:47) Hey, guys! Orange Henley 

    * (0:05:13) DENNY, Bulgaria: Kids depend on parents? Good! Stay away from me! 

    * (0:13:23) DENNY: Economics, parents taught some to work 

    * (0:16:01) DENNY: Lazy colleagues, blame them (Hake, Nick) 

    * (0:18:48) MICHAEL, Canada: Nostalgia, longing for Father God? 

    * (0:22:07) MICHAEL: Redheads, short people (short fuse) 

    * (0:24:04) MICHAEL: Drop morals / values work story 

    * (0:29:22) MICHAEL: *Virus lab, Canada, Chinese spy 

    * (0:31:08) Stephen Miller (CNN/Axios) Trump man 

    * (0:41:07) For what's right vs politics 

    * (0:47:32) FREDERICK, CA: Identify with what's right? Words 

    * (0:53:34) FREDERICK ("RICKA"): Diversity, Minimum Wage 

    * (0:58:05) RICKA VS JAIME, MN: Anger, no emotions, morals values (Indignant, PDF) 

    * (1:04:59) JAIME vs RICKA: Republican vs Democrat, morals 

    * (1:06:44) JAIME vs RICKA: Anger, PDFs 

    * (1:11:02) Starflyer 59 - "Compeating" (2002, Can't Stop Eating EP) 

    * (1:14:46) Coffee: Don't know God? Eye-opening since you talk God and Bible? 

    * (1:18:35) Coffee: Earl (Hake's second-favorite caller, MIA) 

    * (1:20:21) CashApp: BETA Justin? Rumble Rant: TEXIT! Reverse Swastika 

    * (1:23:49) JAMES, NY: Heated Ricka? Priest missing boats God joke 

    * (1:27:09) JAMES: JLP on God, wherewithal 

    * (1:31:57) BEN, RI: Can't be a man; DV 

    * (1:49:09) Call me tomorrow! No Wolf Eyes! (Hake's fault!) 

    * (1:50:44) Coffee: Chinese scientist Canada tip (Supers tomorrow!) 

    * (1:51:34) Mary Rice Hopkins - "Walk Like Jesus" 

    BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/3/the-hake-report-wed-4-3-24 

    PODCAST / Substack 

    HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/3/fda-greenlights-a-prescription-app-for-depression-hake-news-wed-4-3-24 

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    1 hr 55 min
  • Obama came to destroy independence! | Tue 4-2-24

    Black kids, less room for error? Obama's "Cash for Clunkers," exposed! Liberal: "Hate cannot be reasoned with…" 

    The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 2, 2024 AD 

    Get a Job stuff (not JLP, not Hake!) getajob.creator-spring.com

    TIME STAMPS 

    * (0:00:00) Topics: profiling, Obama… 

    * (0:04:35) Hey, guys! Get a Job "Savage Moments" tee 

    * (0:07:48) Less room for error (black kids, prejudice revisited) 

    * (0:18:19) Denial about out-of-control crime? (hipster takes) 

    * (0:22:30) Germany jersey 44 recall (Looks like Nazi SS symbol, CNN Style) 

    * (0:30:26) Cash for Clunkers: Obama, teen driver independence 

    * (0:43:23) Obamacare ("ACA"), 26yo kids 

    * (0:48:44) DAVID, FL: Cash for Clunkers, car industry 

    * (0:53:26) DAVID: Computer chips, EMP; control, spoiling 

    * (0:57:45) DAVID: Corolla S stick

    * (0:59:03) DAVID: Stimulus, Inflation 

    * (0:59:36) DAVID: Melania, First Lady 

    * (1:01:54) KEN, FL: Obamacare, minimum wage, Truth Social (promo JLP) 

    * (1:04:46) WILLIAM, CA: Economy 

    * (1:06:11) WILLIAM: Hake likes blacks, women; mamas a problem 

    * (1:10:58) Steve Taylor - "Hero" (1984, Meltdown) 

    * (1:15:11) Coffees: CSAL, TheMacDaddyAllen 

    * (1:17:57) Rumble Rants: NightwaveRadio! Japan reverse swastika 

    * (1:20:36) JAIME, MN: Turbocharged 4-cylinder wears out 

    * (1:24:54) JAIME: Diesel vs gasoline 

    * (1:27:32) JAIME: Souped up cars, can't fix 'em ourselves! 

    * (1:29:20) JAIME: Brave browser, Cash for Clunkers 

    * (1:31:57) JAIME: Student loans, car loans: Debt vs building wealth 

    * (1:32:55) Hate cannot be reasoned with (Anti-Candace Guardian lib) 

    * (1:46:02) Anti-Trump MSNBC gal on Ronna McDaniel (sanctity of elections?) 

    * (1:49:45) Coffees: black Karen, Amazin' Asia 

    * (1:50:51) twothirtyeight - "The Hands of Men" (2000, Regulate the Chemicals) 

    BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/2/the-hake-report-tue-4-2-24 

    PODCAST / Substack 

    HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/2/12-year-old-school-shooting-in-finland-hake-news-tue-4-2-24 

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    1 hr 55 min
  • Don't take the bait and hate! | Mon 4-1-24

    "Cash for Clunkers" calls. Poor Lizzo "quits"! "Trans Day of Visibility" reaction. "Emotional Support Animal" tenant "rights"! Pope washed women's feet! 

    The Hake Report, Monday, April 1, 2024 AD 

    TIME STAMPS 

    * (0:00:00) Topics 

    * (0:02:55) Hey, guys! Hake tee 

    * (0:04:23) JAIME, MN: Used car scam, cash for clunkers 

    * (0:11:48) JAIME: Min wage, Africa, bridge, corruption 

    * (0:16:37) JAIME: No anger, save your money 

    * (0:17:04) AARON (Of Air N' Sea) UT: Cash for Clunkers 

    * (0:25:15) Lizzo quits! Didn't sign up for this! 

    * (0:32:20) Transgender Day of Visibility: Christian backlash 

    * (0:41:23) JEFF, LA: fat joke, Biden vs what's right, military for women 

    * (0:47:02) JEFF: Responsible for how you turn out? (Forgive mothers?) 

    * (0:59:09) Mary Rice Hopkins - "No One Else I Know" (1991, Good Buddies) 

    * (1:02:06) Coffee: Women's history mess 

    * (1:05:14) Coffee: white kids misbehaving vs black kids? 

    * (1:10:20) 364 days of invisibility? Insanity 

    * (1:11:47) Insanity example: Arguing with Joe from Phoenix 

    * (1:14:47) Trans Day per a Trump hater (slow start!) 

    * (1:23:18) Nextdoor: ESA's (Emotional Support Animals) tenants 

    * (1:34:50) BOND doesn't like dogs! No, it's just weak! 

    * (1:37:37) Italy in decline: Can't sell 1-euro houses! (Patricia puff piece) 

    * (1:44:29) Pope washed all women's feet (prison!) 

    * (1:51:30) Soul-Junk - "Sweet to My Soul (White Hot Apostle Mix)" (2000, 1956) 

    BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/1/the-hake-report-mon-4-1-24 

    PODCAST / Substack 

    HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/1/20-minimum-wage-for-ca-fast-food-employees-hake-news-mon-4-1-24 

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    1 hr 55 min
  • What's wrong with the CWP's? | Fri 3-29-24

    All calls today: What's wrong with the "CWP's"? Is racism bad? Property values decline with low-quality people! Woman goes off over Rabbi Shmuley! 

    The Hake Report, Friday, March 29, 2024 AD 

    TIME STAMPS 

    * (0:00:00) Start 

    * (0:01:41) Hake on MadeByJimbob Mixed Bag Panel 8 today! 

    * (0:03:03) Hey, guys! The Big Stick tee 

    * (0:05:31) JAIME, MN: A call about whites, JLP harping on blacks 

    * (0:15:38) DAVID, FL: Whites sick of the "racism"; Pro-crime Dems 

    * (0:21:37) DAVID: America over; Far from God; Racism per capita 

    * (0:26:52) JOE, AZ: Property values 

    * (0:37:02) JOE: whites do it too. Sammy the Bull 

    * (0:41:34) BYRON, OR: Everybody racist, good / bad 

    * (0:48:39) BYRON: America under attack 

    * (0:52:03) Rumble Rants: Evil Is Still Real 

    * (0:56:50) Mary Rice Hopkins - "Easter Rise Up" 

    * (1:02:01) MAZE, OH: What's wrong with the CWP's? 

    * (1:13:05) MAZE from Alabama; African huts 

    * (1:15:43) MR J, AR: Apartment, Section 8 neighbors, students 

    * (1:22:55) RACHEL, WV: Rabbi Shmuley, AJ interview; Don't worry, calm down!

    * (1:40:02) RACHEL: Monkeys in a cage, sprayed, stop climbing a ladder 

    * (1:44:35) Coffees: Regulations, bribery? Sion, Keisha, JLP

    * (1:46:27) Coffee: Crime stats, interracial comparison, "out-of-control"? 

    * (1:49:19) Coffees: Jesus, Messiah; Monkeys experiment 

    * (1:50:31) (No Joel Friday!) Rumble Rants: Evil Is Still Real (I disavow) 

    * (1:53:23) PETE, AK: Fear, hate, ignorance; Good War on Drugs… 

    * (1:56:01) Mary Rice Hopkins -  "Matilda the Gorilla" (Call me next week!) 

    BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/3/29/the-hake-report-fri-3-29-24 

    PODCAST / Substack 

    HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/3/29/pope-francis-washed-all-womens-feet-hake-news-fri-3-29-24 

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    2 hr
  • Bringing back Christianity! | Thu 3-28-24

    Mitch's sis-in-law died! "Truth" ego debates. Trump Bible! Christians, "antisemitism." RIP Joe Lieberman! Woman victimhood culture attacks men! 

    The Hake Report, Thursday, March 28, 2024 AD 

    TIME STAMPS 

    * (0:00:00) Start 

    * (0:01:02) Topics: Conspiracy! Trump Bible; "Anti-Semitism"; Soccer kiss 

    * (0:04:17) Hey, guys! Desert fox? (Joshua Tree tee) 

    * (0:07:20) Angela Chao, Baltimore Bridge (debunked!) 

    * (0:22:15) JOHN, NY: Bridge, Low standards, Church, freedom 

    * (0:27:58) JOHN: Truth won't come out (JFK); Fear 

    * (0:31:17) JOHN: JLP disagreement 

    * (0:42:48) ALEX, CA: Thinking you're better (Joe in Phoenix, AZ) 

    * (0:43:54) ALEX: Angry at drummer story 

    * (0:48:14) Marlon Brando vs reporter (and dog Tim), "Best Actor"? 

    * (0:54:28) X: John 5: 25 dead hear and rise with life 

    * (0:55:48) Coffees: MRH "Chicken Lips," Knights of the New Crusade 

    * (0:57:33) Coffee: Receipts on conspiracy theory (The Key) 

    * (0:58:04) Low - "Point of Disgust" (2002, Trust) 

    * (1:03:43) DREW, USA: Are you Christian? (JLP call today) 

    * (1:07:15) DREW: Jesus, Elijah, wilderness, Satan 

    * (1:10:18) Trump's "God Bless the USA" Bible (dot com!) 

    * (1:19:35) MartyrMade on Christians and "antisemitism" 

    * (1:30:07) RIP Joe Lieberman (Al Gore's Jewish VP pick, 2000) 

    * (1:36:04) "Unwanted" kiss prosecution (Spanish women's World Cup) 

    * (1:50:01) Coffee: Neighborhood discrimination (white-black, Italian, LGB[T]...) 

    * (1:51:17) Donut Man - "Children Children" (2001, Praise Him) 

    BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/3/28/the-hake-report-thu-3-28-24 

    PODCAST / Substack 

    HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/3/28/nyc-gals-getting-punched-in-the-face-per-tiktok-claims-hake-news-thu-3-28-24 

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    1 hr 54 min
  • 'DEI' slur? DoorDash fraud! | Wed 3-27-24

    s/o black ladies! Baltimore mayor slurred as "DEI"! Community Notes mad! DoorDash fraud: black hands doctor food delivery pic for refund! 

    The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 27, 2024 AD 

    TIME STAMPS 

    * (0:00:00) Start 

    * (0:01:28) Topics: DoorDash fraud, "DEI" slur (I disavow) 

    * (0:03:07) Hey, guys! Tan pocket tee 

    * (0:04:30) PATRICK, NY: Adam and Eve, my girlfriend 

    * (0:12:12) Coffees: Black women, gregarious? Wallet! Lbvs 

    * (0:16:31) Coffee: tech companies turning red states blue 

    * (0:17:53) JAMES, NY: Kids rioting on video 

    * (0:25:12) JAMES: Giving evil people a chance? 

    * (0:27:59) JAMES: A Sean minute? 

    * (0:28:47) "DEI" slur? Baltimore mayor, X Community Notes 

    * (0:45:24) "DEI" slur? overreaction quote-tweets 

    * (0:55:21) FREDERICK, CA: You crying, sound racist 

    * (1:02:11) AARON, UT (Of Air N' Sea) Baltimore is a dump 

    * (1:06:33) AARON: Baltimore bridge 

    * (1:08:44) AARON: Baltimore racial tensions 

    * (1:11:00) Over the Rhine - "Suitcase" (2003? Ohio) 

    * (1:17:07) Coffee: Letitia James, Trump, guilty, innocent (AI Joe) 

    * (1:18:37) Coffee: Hilarious, not easy cracking the whip! 

    * (1:19:48) Lin Yen Chin: High IQ, high-T require Sapience 

    * (1:21:18) DLive: Black Rock buying neighborhoods? 

    * (1:22:39) WILLIAM, CA: Trump legal. 

    * (1:23:48) WILLIAM: Date a black woman! Whip-cracking 

    * (1:27:44) WILLIAM: Women's History Month 

    * (1:28:12) DoorDash fraud, medium rare/well-done, black hands (punish!) 

    * (1:42:38) Coffee: DEI, Affirmative Action, derogatory language (anti-boy culture!) 

    * (1:47:56) Coffee: Chinese Star Sign? Year of the Rooster/Cock (Closing) 

    * (1:50:49) Mary Rice Hopkins - "Chicken Lips" 

    BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/3/27/the-hake-report-wed-3-27-24 

    PODCAST / Substack 

    HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/3/27/nbc-caves-to-revolt-over-ronna-mcdaniel-hake-news-wed-3-27-24 

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  • Fill in the blank! | Tue 3-26-24

    Hype on aborsh "rights." NAACP: Black women are…? Single mother's 16yo "bullied" daughter dies. Calls: God, Confederacy, Easter. 

    The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 26, 2024 AD 

    TIME STAMPS 

    * (0:00:00) Start 

    * (0:00:35) Topics ("Bullying," discrimination, NOT min wage, anti-Semitism) 

    * (0:02:24) Hey, guys! Henley shirt

    * (0:03:53) CNN pro-aborsh story (gals worried) 

    * (0:15:06) ex-Justice Stephen Breyer 

    * (0:18:35) NAACP: Black women are ____.

    * (0:24:54) Greg Ramsey on NAACP (hard lives) 

    * (0:35:04) Media: daughter dies, "bullies" (South L.A., language change) 

    * (0:38:24) News story: Single mother blames school, police, bullies 

    * (0:53:15) JOHNNY, NYC: Subway crime, narcissism, Marxism

    * (0:56:38) JOHNNY on JLP: Trinity, rapture, "presence of God" 

    * (1:03:44) Steve Taylor - "Guilty by Association" (1984, Meltdown) 

    * (1:07:51) Coffee: Housing discrimination, taxpayers, centralized power 

    * (1:15:16) Coffee: Hake fills in blank on black women: Gregarious

    * (1:19:22) Coffee: Hake music is _____. (Fill in the blank!) 

    * (1:20:45) Super: Ell Gee Bee Tea Que Only? (LGBTQ-only?) 

    * (1:22:17) Super: Insecurity, not emotions: mass shooting 

    * (1:24:27) Rumble: Tip on gay 90s brainwashing

    * (1:24:55) Rumble: Do you celebrate Easter? 

    * (1:26:26) DANIEL, TX: Robert E Lee, Edward Porter Alexander

    * (1:32:45) DANIEL: Blacks in Confederacy, but not soldiers! 

    * (1:35:02) DANIEL: Lee separated families? No. (Joe in Phoenix) 

    * (1:37:47) Hake never had weak ankles… 

    * (1:39:03) W, TX: Easter, Council of Nicaea, Pagan holiday 

    * (1:48:34) W: Doctors doxxed my blood/DNA! 

    * (1:49:52) Call me tomorrow! Joel Friday TV next! 

    * (1:50:31) twothirtyeight - "The Sticks Woven in the Spokes" (2000, Regulate the Chemicals) 

    BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/3/26/fill-in-the-blank-tue-3-26-24 

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  • Don't get caught up! | Mon 3-25-24

    Hake news, lame Lisa Murkowski against Trump, Kate Middleton cancer drama, election threats and assumptions … 

    The Hake Report, Monday, March 25, 2024 AD 

    TIME STAMPS 

    * (0:00:00) Topics: News, Murkowski, Kate's cancer, assumptions 

    * (0:04:26) Hey, guys! 

    * (0:05:47) Beach Streams (pre-recorded) Saturday-Sunday 

    * (0:07:25) Gaza drama: 700 for 40, prisoner-hostage exchange? 

    * (0:09:34) Plane safety: United knocked by FAA 

    * (0:12:40) Ireland got Simon Harris PM, replaced Leo Varadkar 

    * (0:14:41) Nigerian school children kidnapped; ISIS attack in Russia? 

    * (0:19:32) Lisa Murkowski, Trump hater may leave GOP? 

    * (0:31:51) Alleged 7-Eleven robbery in NY, closing down? 

    * (0:38:58) JLP black kid crying to dad, mom makes him mad ("racism") 

    * (0:40:59) Don't get caught up. (Candace Owens, taking sides) 

    * (0:44:51) Princess Catherine (Kate Middleton) cancer (video) 

    * (0:51:40) Catherine's mockers feel bad (Blake Lively, etc.) 

    * (0:59:06) Catherine, you are alone, Madonna said! 

    * (1:00:16) Menomena - "Muscle'n Flo" (2007-ish, Friend and Foe)

    * (1:05:34) Joel Friday TV next

    * (1:06:21) Supers: Lin Yen Chin 

    * (1:08:17) Coffee: L.A. Monica Rodriguez homelessness dept, Karen Bass 

    * (1:10:15) Coffee: Not welcome? Mixed identity? 

    * (1:13:39) BRIAN, MO: The Hill, St Louis (Yogi Berra), Italian-only neighborhood association? 

    * (1:18:13) Zenny chat: Hake for Muslim-only neighborhoods? Segregation ok for all? 

    * (1:22:37) Scott Adams, Stephen Richer, Mike Lindell, election threats (putting words in mouths) 

    * (1:37:23) Squatter clip in Spanish

    * (1:43:03) (Stream was messed up, sorry!) 

    * (1:43:40) Dishonesty, the hookup, easy times in America! 

    * (1:44:59) RICK, VA: Churches reparations in Boston  

    * (1:49:23) Soul-Junk - "Gotham" (2003-ish, 1957) 

    BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/3/25/the-hake-report-mon-3-25-24 

    PODCAST / Substack 

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