The Hake Report

Dietary propaganda: Meat vs veggies? Too much water? Anti-Semitism, RINOs, and TRUMP? Callers on IQ, the Bible, and History! 

The Hake Report, Friday, May 3, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start 

* (0:02:04) Hey, guys! Willow Beach 

* (0:04:16) CJ, TX: Vegetation, vegetables 

* (0:12:26) CJ: The garden, God 

* (0:16:35) CJ: Men (T), climate agenda, slaves, Bible 

* (0:23:22) Untrustworthy world 

* (0:28:05) MICHAEL, Canada: Water crazy, food 

* (0:33:33) MICHAEL: No S-word 

* (0:34:50) ART, OH: bad phone! 

* (0:37:24) Trump to Hannity: Anti-Semitism, Israel vs Gaza 

* (0:49:55) Mike Johnson scare; Breitbart started in Israel / USA 

* (0:55:50) Trump: MAGA Mike Johnson

* (0:58:23) JAY, MS: Blame? Trump? Self-help 

* (1:01:22) JAY: Silent Prayer works, unforgiveness 

* (1:07:59) JAY: Spiritual issues, death 

* (1:09:48) MARK, CA: Anti-Semitism bill vs 1A 

* (1:11:54) MARK: Pro-Palestinian protesters 

* (1:12:39) MARK: 3/5ths Compromise, by whites for whites 

* (1:13:51) MARK: Stephen from Baltimore proved me right 

* (1:16:39) MARK: California replacement; Schiff vs Garvey Senate 

* (1:18:22) RICKA: Jesus two daddies, return to Mary's father, Bible  

* (1:23:41) RICKA: Kid gloves on protesters, white guilt 

* (1:25:16) RICKA: God's plan, Bible discrepancies? 

* (1:26:43) RICKA: Bible vs Kemet (sp) 

* (1:27:23) STEPHEN, MD: Low-IQ people 

* (1:32:55) STEPHEN: Slavery, lies about history 

* (1:37:18) STEPHEN: R-word? Baltimore, whites 

* (1:42:05) JAIME, MN: 115-130 IQ, going up/down, patterns 

* (1:44:53) JAIME: Egyptologists, believing, Diet 

* (1:46:24) JAIME: 100 IQ average; Trump IQ 180? Musk 155 

* (1:48:51) JAIME: Golem of Prague, useful idiots 

* (1:50:57) JEFF, LA: Low IQ people make the country work 

* (1:51:58) JEFF: 400 years? 1619? 1776 

* (1:54:10) AMAN, India: Not enough time! (Supers next week, sorry!) 

* (1:54:29) Jacky Cheung - 祇想一生跟你走 (I Just Want to Follow You the Rest of My Life) (1993, Me and You) 

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Cool bird footage. Free Palestine females protest. Chip Roy vs "hate crimes" RINOs. Calls: Communist/Fascist Christian snakes with no love! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, May 2, 2024 AD 

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* (0:00:00) Topics / Alpha Jerky  

* (0:02:50) Hey, guys! 

* (0:05:41) Birds at the beach (Hake beach streams) 

* (0:09:34) From the river to the sea ladies chant 

* (0:18:00) Hassan helps with geography and translation 

* (0:21:12) Chip Roy on policing thought (RINOs and Dems) 

* (0:35:39) JOE, AZ: Hate crimes are good. Fascist! 

* (0:43:05) JOE: 2045 white birth rate 

* (0:48:00) JOE: Haves vs Have-nots. 

* (0:52:03) MARK, CA: Whoopi vs Trump, "justice" crime 

* (0:56:39) MARK: Biden, Gaza refugees; South Africa "growing pains" 

* (1:00:27) MARK: Love whites? Love Joe? 

* (1:06:41) MARK: Backbone, Love Everybody 

* (1:13:13) COTTON, IN: 3/5ths Compromise, for white men 

* (1:22:07) COTTON: Indian blood? 

* (1:24:15) Jens Lekman - I Saw Her in the Anti-War Demonstration (2004, You Are the Light EP) 

* (1:28:50) Supers: Lin Yen Chin for Hassan 

* (1:32:31) Coffee: Truck Driver: Snake, Dinosaurs fake? 

* (1:33:43) Coffee: PopcornsThumpKeg: Stealing and Weinstein 

* (1:38:28) STEPHEN, MD: Savages? JLP like Jesus? Wants to meet Mark 

* (1:49:35) JAIME, MN: Mussolini, atheist, love, respect 

* (1:51:23) Mary Rice Hopkins - "Hip Hip Hooray - Hippopotamus" 

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Pro-aborsh Kamala Harris. Cancer patient wins lotto! Is cancer hype a racket? The REAL paleolithic diet: Veggies?! 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 1, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Topics  

* (0:02:35) Hey, guys! Orange Henley 

* (0:04:22) Kamala for aborsh in FL

* (0:13:04) MARK, CA: 4 blacks high speed chase

* (0:16:30) MARK: In the blood? Whites. 

* (0:20:51) MARK: Weinstein … Trump 

* (0:26:13) Supers: smelling the vaxxed 

* (0:28:45) Super: Split your infinitive? 

* (0:30:31) Super: Genetic! 

* (0:32:18) FREDERICK, CA: UCLA Palestine protests, anger 

* (0:39:44) RICKA: Protests change the country? White guilt 

* (0:44:51) DAVID, FL: Football teens killed, car theft 

* (0:51:50) DAVID: Kids went to hell! 

* (0:53:10) DAVID: Palestine protests. Gonna get worse 

* (0:56:38) Starflyer 59 - "I Drive a Lot" (1998, Fashion Focus) 

* (1:00:26) Coffee: Esoteric to Number 8  

* (1:01:20) Coffee: California mismanagement Newsom 

* (1:02:54) Super: Lin Yen Chin genes 

* (1:03:46) JOE, AZ: South Africa denial 

* (1:14:53) JOE: HBO Alex Edelman, 'Just for Us' 

* (1:17:10) JOE: 'Himmler' Mark, real man or coward? Alex Jones 

* (1:21:04) Of Air N' Sea (AARON) catalytic converters hustle 

* (1:30:46) JAIME, MN: black kids, spiritual; communist Christian; not hell 

* (1:37:42) Cancer patient won lotto (Laos to Portland) 

* (1:40:25) Cancer racket? 

* (1:45:30) The real Paleo diet: Vegetables? 

* (1:49:57) Wolf Eyes - "Stabbed in the Face" (2004, Burned Mind) 

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Another black cop killer. Travis Kelce, modern male with T. Swift. Pro-Palestinian protesters: masking vs Virus Fear and Doxxing! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 30, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Topics: Kelce, Cops, black French singer 

* (0:02:47) Hey, Jesse! 

* (0:03:00) Hey, guys! Get a Job Teespring (not Hake!) 

* (0:06:06) Suspect kills four police in Charlotte, NC 

* (0:19:09) Same evil spirit everywhere (Nick passport bros) 

* (0:24:16) Travis Kelce, T Swift, sign of the times 

* (0:37:35) Supers: Respect, Hater, Apology due? 

* (0:42:58) Coffee: Zest, hate, dislike 

* (0:46:34) RICHARD, NC: Friendly people at campuses 

* (0:54:11) RICHARD: Trump in contempt, gag order, hush money 

* (0:56:24) Steve Taylor - "The Finish Line" (1993, Squint) 

* (1:03:44) DLive chest 

* (1:04:28) Supers: Lin Yen Chin, PTSD, suffixes, mouth-breathing 

* (1:07:38) Supers: Joel Friday, OJ marriage advice; Sea Moss, "Remiss" usage 

* (1:10:50) Racism in France: Mali black female Francophone singer (Aya Nakamura) 

* (1:19:50) French: Racism humiliates France! (Nick the Anchor Baby… Mali geography) 

* (1:29:30) JEFF, LA: Did you forgive your mother? Yes. *CLICK* 

* (1:30:16) CJ was right: Know nothing about everything, something about anything 

* (1:31:57) Coffee: Not a stalker, You won't hear from me! 

* (1:36:14) Antifa-BLM-Palestine MASKED protestors: Covid, Doxxing, was illegal 

* (1:51:09) twothirtyeight - "The Spoiled One" (2000, Regulate the Chemicals) 

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Biden, father of the country? Yes, victim-blame! (Apple River case.) Gaza drama: "Genocide"? AZ AG gal: Get Trump! Constitutional rights? Gone! 

The Hake Report, Monday, April 29, 2024 AD 

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* (0:00:00) Beach premieres, Gaza drama (college drama), Biden Stern 

* (0:02:14) Hey, guys! All thoughts are lies JLP tee (Society6) 

* (0:04:54) Howard Stern: Joe Biden, "father of the country" 

* (0:18:59) Victim-blaming: Apple River stabbing 

* (0:26:03) JAIME, MN: Romani Romanians? (Tar Baby hat bet) 

* (0:34:56) Gaza drama: UN Irishman on "genocide" 

* (0:46:48) Students protesting for Palestine 

* (0:52:05) Michael Tracey, nice protesters, anti-Semitism fear 

* (0:56:09) LN - "Nerves Left Exposed" - (2004, Dirt Floor Hotel Part 1)

* (1:01:57) Lin Yen Chin: time tension, breathing center of gravity, tuck chin 

* (1:04:55) Lin Yen Chin: Stench from Schmaxine? Black and Asian (nostrils) 

* (1:08:09) Super: 2 Nukes, but Gaza "genocide"? 

* (1:09:23) False start with call (Joel Friday, obey your spouse) 

* (1:11:00) Coffee: JLP for J's: dislike them? Loser! (White Lion) 

* (1:17:04) JFK alt electors, AZ AG Kris Mayes vs Trump, Giuliani (Subversion) 

* (1:28:09) CJ, TX: Constitution lost, Civil War? 14th Amendment. Know SOMETHING! 

* (1:31:25) Coffee: Hake not a GAME! Cher Gypsies song JLP lyrics 

* (1:33:09) Coffee: Banned and unbanned "haters," feedback 

* (1:38:03) Coffee: OJ?! Judge Joe Brown is black (Innocent unless proven guilty?) 

* (1:42:32) Rumble: Hannity? No. Hake's knowledge of Constitutional rights loss. 

* (1:47:10) Rumble: Why doesn't Joel Friday TV stream here? Money! 

* (1:50:18) Super: Hake's original politics? Changed? 

* (1:52:19) Soul-Junk - "Droptop Floride" (2002, 1957) 

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"Wealth Gap": their own fault! Callers on "snakes," WWII lore, Bible's "Sons of God" interpretations. Supers: Weinstein vs OJ court cases? 

The Hake Report, Friday, April 26, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start 

* (0:03:34) Hey, guys! Obvious Globe Hake tee (again) 

* (0:08:33) Communist "Wealth Gap" propaganda (

* (0:25:31) Hake on "Wealth Gap" mess (Anecdotes, "rich," JLP books) 

* (0:33:10) JOE, AZ: The Fed, Bigg Bump 

* (0:36:28) JOE: Snake, Himmler 

* (0:37:21) JOE: Trump AZ "fake elector" indictments 

* (0:42:54) JOE: Bigg Bump, don't wanna talk to Mark 

* (0:43:34) MARK, CA: Joe snake, "fake electors," confusion 

* (0:50:06) MARK: black gal in whiteface, 2x standard, Reparations 

* (0:54:06) DEBORAH, CA: Himmler, H-man Rothschild, Nephilim, Bible (bad phone) 

* (1:04:28) Andy Lau - 真我的风采 (Zhen Wo De Feng Cai, "Really My Style," 1992) 

* (1:09:46) Coffees: S/O Greggatron from Bibby the mod! 

* (1:10:45) Coffee: Snake Pit T-shirt design? (Carver!) 

* (1:11:52) Coffee: Hake's free time (Beach. Horseback? Places with a vibe.) 

* (1:14:31) Coffee: OJ vs Weinstein, blacks' vs men's "injustice" 

* (1:26:32) I didn't get to Lin Yen Chin's supers! 

* (1:26:40) JAIME, MN: Sons of God, 

* (1:31:12) JAIME: Parable of wheat and tares 

* (1:35:06) JAIME: Judge Joe Brown thinks OJ's innocent 

* (1:39:45) MAZE, OH: Cosby, Tyson; Rob God w/ lies 

* (1:46:40) MARCUS, Finland: Hake means woodchips in Finnish, mulch? 

* (1:48:56) DAVID, FL: "Sons of God" are Angels?! Nephilim 

* (1:55:46) Furthermore - "Another Dimension" (2000, Fluorescent Jellyfish) 

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Evil MeToo failed! Liberal FBI pushing fear! Callers: Health, nose-breathing, meat diet. Is Trump fake? Weed culture. Fed is anti-Trump! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 25, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Topics: Harvey Weinstein, FBI, Fed, 

* (0:03:34) Hey, guys! Obvious Globe Hake tee 

* (0:06:28) Harvey Weinstein conviction overturned! 

* (0:15:07) Rumble Rants: Aborsh yesterday, Christians off-track on rules 

* (0:22:41) Super: Greggatron s/o Bibby! (Rotating mods? Ego in modship?) 

* (0:24:53) Lin Yen Chin supers: Mouth-breathers 

* (0:29:31) FBI push fear and hate crimes 

* (0:41:15) FBI's Chris Wray on alert for Passover 

* (0:43:47) ALEX, CA: fit, breathing, dog training 

* (0:47:35) ALEX: Bottled water taste: Potassium sulfates? 

* (0:50:40) ROBERT, KS (FEV) very concerned Trump's part of the show 

* (0:59:56) Sad, depressed Hake defend Trump and vaxx 

* (1:01:58) Knights of the New Crusade - "Secret Sign" (2004, My God Is Alive! Sorry about yours!...) 

* (1:06:44) Rumble Rant: Protests, BLM vs Palestine? 

* (1:09:27) Rants: Harvey Weinstein, eclectic music, amazing 

* (1:10:36) NATHAN, IL: Hollow Earth? FE/BE, caught up in news 

* (1:16:24) NATHAN: Guy set himself on-fire; Gandhi 

* (1:19:44) NATHAN: NFTs that put you on an FBI list 

* (1:21:40) NATHAN: Polygamy call, gf, ex-weed smoker 

* (1:25:33) NATHAN: Country music song sounds like rap lyrics 

* (1:27:46) CJ, TX: Carnivore, high fat; Milk casomorphine; Lard 

* (1:33:17) CJ: Pesticides; Bruce Ames plant toxins; Raw? 

* (1:40:05) Fed is anti-Trump, anti-racist 

* (1:47:40) DANIEL, TX: Civil War, Compel the Union 

* (1:51:52) Tora! Tora! Torrance! - "Shot Down in America" (2001, Get Into It) 

CLIP: Based! Harvey Weinstein conviction overturned! 💪 🚫 #MeToo (9-min)  YouTube  |  Rumble 

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Foreign aid RINOs! Aborsh in "medical emergencies"? Callers weigh in on liberal, lame hospitals! Downfall of America! 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 24, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Topics: Foreign Aid, Aborsh propaganda 

* (0:02:49) Hey, guys! 

* (0:03:58) Foreign aid bill, possible TikTok ban

* (0:14:45) LAWRENCE, ID: Veterans, Obama VA, Foreign Aid 

* (0:19:49) LAWRENCE: Vet, "fighting for freedom," judging bums 

* (0:28:03) LAWRENCE: Trump, Our Greatest President, Prayer Room 

* (0:30:06) Aborsh in Supreme Court, obstinate lib doctors 

* (0:36:51) Hassan imposes on businesses with his dog (ESAs) 

* (0:37:19) ROBERT, KS (not FEV) socials, phones, wives, families

* (0:42:34) ROBERT: China laborers, no rights, USA fell from grace 

* (0:45:45) ROBERT: Trump's achievements/failures, civil war? Morality 

* (0:50:22) ROBERT: Off the grid, end of world 

* (0:53:18) ALEX, CA: Chemtrails silver iodide 

* (0:57:17) Starflyer 59 - "West Coast Friendship" (2002, Can't Stop Eating EP) 

* (1:01:49) IG: ESAs, Nick, Joel 

* (1:03:18) Coffee: Shutting down nuclear power

* (1:07:22) Coffee: Make an example? Hate crimes? 

* (1:15:15) Coffees: Bored with walking route? 

* (1:16:22) AMAN, India: Taking God's name in vain, Women: Oh, God 

* (1:20:40) FLOR, Guatemala: Aborsh, medical oppression 

* (1:30:56) FLOR: (DoE Dept of Energy) Hospitals liberal 

* (1:33:50) SARAH, FL: Miscarriage, Drs, D&E, Hospitals, Insurance mess 

* (1:43:51) JEFF, LA: Doctors delivery business, emergency rooms, Medicaid 

* (1:46:55) JEFF: Immigration, death penalty not enforced 

* (1:48:06) Wolf Eyes - Dead Hills 2 (2002, Dead Hills, different from what's online / Dead Hill 2) 

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Calls: Brainwashed young'uns! Hater callers! Simone Biles' husband vs fans! Angry phone calls! Socialist Obamacare debate! Cortisol addiction! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 23, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start/Topics: Gaza drama, Simone Biles, Coffees 

* (0:01:32) Hey, guys! Better…Not Bitter (BOND tee) 

* (0:03:17) STEVE, NY: Anti-racist kids Church, cringy, hallucination, grandparents, beer 

* (0:07:28) STEVE: Teaching about racism, a setup 

* (0:10:45) STEVE: Cringe, zoomer lingo, 61yo, younger generation 

* (0:12:22) NEAL, TX: Didn't cry, mother died 

* (0:16:00) Palestine drama in colleges (Occupy) 

* (0:22:47) GREGGATRON, Midwest: FE/RE pastor: Bible denier 

* (0:25:31) GREGGATRON: William, Joe, getting along 

* (0:26:28) GREGGATRON: Nitpicking calls, hate, addicted to Hake 

* (0:29:49) GREGGATRON: Joe, Tony, Maze, own show, Mark 

* (0:31:34) Simone Biles, husband Jonathan Owens, fans mad 

* (0:39:20) Simone Biles: Mental Health, 

* (0:42:46) DAVID, FL: Joe, Mark, complainers 

* (0:45:18) DAVID: Bounty hunters at Nissan (2017) 

* (0:46:57) DAVID: Ever been in a fight? 

* (0:50:56) DAVID: Protester college kids 

* (0:52:02) DAVID: Called Ilhan Omar office: Wicked and evil 

* (0:53:17) DAVID: Climate, BLM protests; Israel, Iran, Trump 

* (0:56:54) DAVID: Calling politicians, being mad 

* (0:58:17) Hake called politician offices, and Home Depot 

* (0:59:45) Steve Taylor - "Jesus Is for Losers" (1993, Squint) 

* (1:05:28) Coffees: Mark, why talk to Joe, white guilt (Anchor Baby!) 

* (1:07:37) Coffee: Terri apologies 

* (1:09:04) Coffee: Boring yesterday! You owe apologies! (Cameo) 

* (1:10:45) Coffee: Mocky mott! 

* (1:11:32) Rumble: Octopuses, not octopi 

* (1:12:26) DANIEL, TX: William, Joe, don't whip. Not my coffee 

* (1:14:03) DANIEL: Civil War killing power: riflery, hospitals 

* (1:21:33) JEFF, LA: Why you treat Mark differently from Joe? *click* 

* (1:23:59) JOE, AZ: Thx, pastor friend used Mark's calls 

* (1:26:31) JOE: Obama not socialist, he cut deficit; Obamacare

* (1:41:20) JAIME, MN: Evil Joe. Mark addicted to cortisol 

* (1:44:45) JAIME: Politicians want/need money, Ilhan Omar in MN 

* (1:44:38) Sorry, Lawrence in Idaho! Call me tomorrow! 

* (1:48:54) twothirtyeight - "This Town Will Eat You" (2000, Regulate the Chemicals) 

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Callers: Joe and Mark the snakes! Unearned wisdom? Logos, Ethos, Pathos. Man set himself afire! Anger testimony! Trump not the guy? SATs "racist"! 

The Hake Report, Monday, April 22, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS

* (0:00:00) Hey, guys! (Rough start!) 

* (0:01:44) Better, not bitter BOND tee

* (0:02:25) JOE, AZ: JLP's not effective (Snake puppet from Carver) 

* (0:15:53) JOSH, GA: Intellectualizing info, Bible, unearned wisdom 

* (0:27:25) MARK, CA: Snake? Apologize to Alexis 

* (0:32:25) MARK: Race or money? 

* (0:38:06) MARK: Apologize, white guilt, snake, Joe 

* (0:42:15) JAIME, MN: Logos, Ethos, Pathos (Joe, Mark, callers) 

* (0:49:10) JAIME: White guy set himself on fire, Conspiracies 

* (0:53:18) JAIME: Wars last too long 

* (0:54:51) JAIME: Mark Driscol JLP interview 

* (0:55:50) LN - "Modern Day Hobo" (2004, Dirt Floor Hotel Part 1)

* (1:00:42) Rumble rants: Joe, Mark; Conservative; Don't apologize 

* (1:01:30) Supers: Lin Yen Chin: Emotions lead to thoughts 

* (1:03:40) Supers: Snake talking puppet; Forgiveness vs apology 

* (1:05:58) BitChute comments: Trump, Israel 

* (1:14:07) FLOR, Guatemala: Mondays, wannabe a housewife 

* (1:17:00) FLOR: (Snake puppet) Anger testimony, possession, JLP 

* (1:22:39) FLOR: Fake self, seeing clearly 

* (1:25:12) DANIEL, NY: Joe, "leadership," bitter 

* (1:29:32) DANIEL: was anti-Trump, indoctrinated, university 

* (1:31:56) MR PINK: Mark a snake too… Why hate mixing? 

* (1:35:40) MR PINK: Anxiety, fear, alpha/beta waves in brain 

* (1:37:00) MR PINK: Trump vs last five presidents 

* (1:40:49) DAVID, KS: Anger, HS best friend 

* (1:42:27) SATs and lowered standards 

* (1:48:39) Soul-Junk - "Innerspacemen" (2002, 1957) 

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