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Various news… Adele, like Jesus for fans. Asian-on-Asian violence! A few fun black calls (incl. Hake's fave). Megyn Kelly vs pro-trans wolves!
The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 30, 2023 AD
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* (0:00:00) Start
* (0:00:42) Topics: Adele, migrants, fight, Asian UNC, Pope Russia
* (0:04:12) Hey, guys! BOND limited ed. tee
* (0:07:55) WOW HASSAN merch coming soon
* (0:09:32) Mama Adele scolds security for "bothering" excited fan
* (0:15:03) Big business for migrant asylum Biden money
* (0:19:12) TN fight? R vs Justin Pearson (gun control)
* (0:26:55) Asian-on-Asian shooting UNC
* (0:33:18) WILLIAM: Parents schools; 3 strikes
* (0:40:20) WILLIAM on "mildly attractive"; MHM Elvis
* (0:46:27) WILLIAM, HASSAN Nicki Minaj Queen Latifa best rapper
* (0:50:25) Pope Francis for Russian heritage: Ukraine mad! Vatican
* (0:56:32) Another Song About Sarah - Left Out (1999, For the Working Class)
* (1:04:10) Supers: mildly attractive tees, Missy Elliot, "Christian" music
* (1:06:47) Supers: Lin Yen Chin, IQ, meditation/prayer, Gundam(?)
* (1:08:39) Social media, tourism, being on the phone, rude/unaware
* (1:14:03) ART, OH: Attacks on Trump; take it like a man, not mad
* (1:17:52) Paper or plastic? Environmentalism, meddling mama govt
* (1:26:14) Megyn Kelly vs pro-"Trans kids" Scott Weiner, Rob Bonta
* (1:36:16 ) MAZE: Sha'Carri fast gal, Elvis and wife meeting age, etc.
* (1:51:42) Super (coffee) Avoidant phone use
* (1:52:52) Super (coffee) plastic bags reused (Hassan)
* (1:55:54) Rise - Stavesacre (2000, Collective)
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Jenni Hermoso, "sexual aggression" victim? DC libs mad at climate radicals! Sha'Carri Richardson, bold and black! Men's regrets in marriage!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 29, 2023 AD
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* (0:00:00) Start / Topics: Unwanted kiss, Maui fires, DC libs (no Heaven liar kid yet)
* (0:02:52) Hey, guys! Unapologetic American Patriot tee
* (0:05:41) Women's World Cup "non-consensual" kiss: Se Acabó
* (0:17:49) Hawaii Electric Co sparked brush fire: innocent or no?
* (0:23:08) GRANT, UK: Pain required to wake up?
* (0:29:56) DC drivers cussed at climate activist road blockers, arrested!
* (0:36:13) Ford Fischer's reporting: Charlottesville, Climate pacifism
* (0:42:35) Super: Scared woman-led CDC
* (0:44:33) Super: Tabor name pronunciation, mountain
* (0:49:02) Sha'Carri Richardson unapologetically black athlete
* (1:02:29) St. Eriksplan (Pt 1 and 2) - Stavesacre (1999, Speakeasy)
* (1:09:54) JOHN, GA: Switching out the white men in jobs
* (1:24:46) Fatherly: Men's biggest marriage regrets
* (1:40:20) KAREN, NY: welfare, work, race, you men
* (1:49:57) LATIN A, CA: where white men went
* (1:55:15) Leave Me Alone - Left Out (1999, For the Working Class)
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Calls on "racist" FL shooting. "Mentally ill Swedish child," 2019! Activism alleviates climate anxiety! RINOs raising hands: Sure or unsure?
The Hake Report, Monday, August 28, 2023 AD
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* (0:00:00) Start / Topics
* (0:02:09) Hey, guys! JLP 2024 tee (Shop TFS teespring)
* (0:04:50) WILLIAM: Willie Mays, MHM
* (0:10:03) WILLIAM: Racist, shootings, crime, homelessness
* (0:17:18) TONY, CA: We're all human, stop the racism!
* (0:23:57) BASED Michael Knowles: "mentally ill Swedish child" vs Chris Hahn
* (0:33:16) Greta Thunberg, Children of the Corn (Hassan)
* (0:35:17) JOE, AZ: 1.05-percent is tiny!
* (0:45:08) "Climate anxiety": Educated girls and women, young crowd!
* (1:00:15) Freefall (from Hand to Hand) - Stavesacre (1999, Speakeasy)
* (1:08:24) Super Blue Moon on Wednesday!
* (1:13:44) Change username, please, Hake[Somethings]Christianly!
* (1:15:14) Raise your hands if you're Sure! Republican'ts, Sure:Unsure
* (1:21:29) ART, OH! Trump vs lil bro phony DeSantis!
* (1:28:34) MAZE: Climate, pollution, Trump/Pence
* (1:36:08) Supers: Rumble Rants which Hake disavow
* (1:38:58) Supers: Alice Cooper, JLP on Jesus, Sure sponsor
* (1:41:27) Super: Bidenomics
* (1:44:36) Banned "graduate" trolls on Oliver Anthony
* (1:46:04) JUSTIN, CA: Trump quote: Don't give money if you can't!
* (1:49:03) Sleepy Joe was NOT asleep in Maui!
* (1:51:20) "Hero" scars of Anthony Borges (Parkland shooting survivor)
* (1:54:41) Thanks, all! Ears to hear…
* (1:55:54) Hindsight or Clarity - Left Out (1999, For the Working Class)
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Santana, Alice Cooper, and a based black bigot wade into trans controversy! Science of shame, per female psychologists.
The Hake Report, Friday, August 25, 2023 AD
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* (0:00:00) Start / Topics: Santana, Protest confrontation, etc.
* (0:01:09) Hey, guys! Little Caesar's tee (history)
* (0:09:38) Troll call, got 'im! (Fake guy trying to gossip)
* (0:11:28) Hassan on Little Caesar's, Alpha Jerky ad!
* (0:15:34) WILLIAM: Trump, Elder, mugshot… Pittsburgh shootout
* (0:24:43) Based Santana apology to trans community
* (0:39:23) Black bigot or white lesbian? Confronted! (Hassan)
* (0:53:49) Daydreaming - Furthermore (1999, Fluorescent Jellyfish)
* (0:58:46) Supers: Human vs intellectual; KIA/Hyundai thieves; Oscar Grouch
* (1:03:39) NICHOLAS, WA: Alice Cooper, Twisted Sister, trans kids
* (1:13:22) Science of shame: Passenger weight, Scientific American/Pocket
* (1:24:37) Hassan and Hake on handling shame
* (1:26:25) ANDREW, NJ: Anti-trans mess, Talmud's Zohar(??)
* (1:34:18) ANDREW on Trump drama, entertainment *click*
* (1:38:11) Jenn Greenberg vs Gary Parcel on Christian marriage
* (1:46:24) JEFF, LA: Do you have anger? Click. Helping homeless
* (1:54:04) Xie Xie Ni De Ai (Guo) - Andy Lau (1992, Really My Style)
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GOP debate try-hards Vivek vs Christie; DeSantis: Raise your hand! Trump border wall fact check. Psaki: No abortion at birth! Take a vacation!
The Hake Report, Thursday, August 24, 2023 AD
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* 0:00:00 Start: TheHakeReport.com has other network hosts
* 0:01:07 Topics: RINO debate, Trump wall, abortion, blacks
* 0:03:40 Hey, guys! Yellow cobra snake tee
* 0:06:00 WOW HASSAN WalkingOnWaterHassan!
* 0:08:09 TONY, CA: Mike Pence Constitution
* 0:18:32 Raise your hands, RINOs
* 0:29:17 Supers: Tony's fake diplomas; Wow Hassan, Lin Yen Chin
* 0:36:31 Vivek vs Nikki Haley on Israel
* 0:39:55 Chris Christie vs Vivek
* 0:42:31 WILLIAM, CA: GOP Debate; Trump anchor
* 0:46:12 WILLIAM: Morgan Freeman; blacks, Republicans
* 0:51:33 JOHN, KY: Trump a criminal
* 0:56:11 JOHN: Larry Elder blames blacks
* 1:01:04 Gold and Silver - Stavesacre (1999, Speakeasy, orig version)
* 1:07:46 Supers: Lin Yen Chin: Ted Nugent
* 1:11:26 DAVID, FL: Pence weak. I'm remarried…
* 1:15:46 DAVID: Flooded with nonwhites, non-Christians
* 1:21:41 DAVID: Dems, Oakland crime
* 1:23:41 Trump's border wall fact check: CNN, Wash. ComPost
* 1:30:33 Jenn Psaki: No one supports abortion till birth
* 1:33:48 Ralph Northam: Abortion at birth?
* 1:41:08 Smithsonian black grovels to dead black body parts
* 1:45:10 Lonnie Bunch Wikipedia
* 1:48:22 Vacation is good for you, so is stress (not chronic)
* 1:55:13 Last Supers/Coffees: Brahma/Abraham, Dilapidated
* 1:56:03 Contentment - Left Out (1999, For the Working Class)
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Anger is madness! Maui wildfire callers: Can't ID victims! Empathy for children! Jamie Raskin: Will GOP address climate crisis?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 23, 2023 AD
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* 0:00:00 Start / Tentative Topics: Maui, Climate,
* 0:02:59 Hey, guys! (loud) The Great Black Hope tee
* 0:05:36 DENNY, BULGARIA: Bizarre story of job interview
* 0:16:38 Anger, temporary madness: Stoic Seneca (Aeon)
* 0:33:46 Maui wildfire remains: Give up DNA samples?
* 0:38:38 LATIN A, CA: Mad Maui fire killed kids? Biden, empathy
* 0:53:04 CHUCK, NJ: Dresden "Napalm" firebombing, A-bombs, fires
* 1:04:39 Fascination Street - Stavesacre (1999, orig. The Cure)
* 1:11:05 Lin Yen Chin: water poison, "toxic" misuse, "racism" cries
* 1:16:32 Supers: Feet, rich, music, Aeon, WOW HASSAN
* 1:20:17 Super: MSDNC, Nye, fires, climate
* 1:23:26 ARTHUR, CO: Blue unburned in HI
* 1:32:57 Jamie Raskin (D-MD) cLiMaTe ChAnGe vs GOP
* 1:43:29 TONY, CA: most whites use fake diplomas to get jobs
* 1:53:11 Thanks, all! Last super coffees
* 1:54:42 Getting Away with Killing You and Everyone Else! - Left Out (1999)
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SJW mess: Gina Carano, Snow White. Blacks swim in flood water! Cussing black kid mad at dad! Rainbow crosswalks across America.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 22, 2023 AD
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* 0:00:00 Start/Topics: Show White, flood, black kid, Britney, rainbow
* 0:01:29 Hey, guys! All Thoughts Are Lies, unwashed cotton tee
* 0:04:25 SAM, FL: Gina Carano vs Snow White POC gal
* 0:12:06 Gina Carano story 2020-2021: Normal actress
* 0:15:29 Snow White stalker, WOC actress
* 0:17:12 Kaely Triller on rescuing, patriarchy Christian bashing
* 0:22:20 Lin Yen Chin: why voice thoughts on hygiene?
* 0:24:15 Hilary storm flooded Dodger's stadium
* 0:27:06 Blacks dancing in the floodwater: CDC warning
* 0:33:14 Cussing black kid hates his daddy
* 0:39:13 WILLIAM: Old black victim stories, ladies; John Wayne
* 0:51:51 S/O WOW HASSAN @WalkingOnWaterHassan (Wayne bball)
* 0:55:26 You Know How It Is - Stavesacre (1999)
* 1:00:16 Super: Lizzy says change music, don't mod Sion
* 1:02:30 Lin Yen Chin on Hassan
* 1:04:19 LATIN A, CA: Matriarchy in Maui, walking dead post-fire
* 1:10:27 Britney Spears, Hesam Asghari divorce. K-Fed got her kids!
* 1:24:00 "Teen" avoids Pride ground! Rainbow crosswalks news 2015, 2019
* 1:34:51 FREDERICK: Hypocrite taking sides, thoughts!
* 1:41:08 False start with JT in Atlanta (bad phone)
* 1:41:49 Supers: Thatsob being silly
* 1:44:15 Super: Concealed carry in public or no?
* 1:47:54 Super: BasedAmericaFirst CA, TX energy hopium
* 1:51:48 Super: Rainbow crosswalk distracts Lin's sprint training
* 1:52:37 JoelFridayTV, Anchor Baby, WOW HASSAN
* 1:54:56 What the Song's About - Left Out (1999)
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Nick: EU made Apple go standard! Callers on Trump, world economy. Megyn Kelly vs HIV reporter on "trans" stuff. Covid / climate updates.
The Hake Report, Monday, August 21, 2023 AD
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* 0:00:00 Start/Topics (Not Britney, Not based teen)
* 0:02:16 Hey, guys! Off-white nature tee
* 0:05:05 Nick (Anchor Baby) on smartphone "standards"
* 0:29:02 CHRIS, TORONTO: Trump, Vivek, Fox/Doocy, trust whom?
* 0:41:30 CHRIS: joined groups, didn't fit in; right-wing parents
* 0:47:27 Jeff in Louisiana not there
* 0:47:46 Megyn Kelly vs HIV journalist on trans people
* 1:04:10 Nighttown - Stavesacre (2001, Collective)
* 1:09:20 Supers: Lin Yen Chin on JLP caller, thx Rumble
* 1:14:59 False start with Tony
* 1:15:43 TONY, CA: Embrace yourselves, world economy, J6
* 1:30:43 ABC Good Morning America: Covid spiking!
* 1:35:10 Dr Meryl Nass vs the WHO, EuroParl speech
* 1:42:31 BasedAmericaFirst climate/energy super review
* 1:51:47 JUSTIN, CA: We don't get the truth!
* 1:56:10 Wasted - Left Out (1999)
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Stranger kisses "councilwoman." Older lady scientist in a swimming pool. Chess bans "trans women" (Nick and Hassan speak). Calls on Trump and whites.
The Hake Report, Friday, August 18, 2023 AD
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* 0:00:00 Start / Topics: Ladies, science…
* 0:03:31 Hey, guys! Zion tee yesterday; Hake darker red today
* 0:08:48 Stranger kisses "councilwoman" NYC
* 0:17:03 Female science in swimming pool
* 0:25:54 Sea ice on decline! (More on lady)
* 0:27:55 Cool fake animal, space stuff
* 0:34:56 World chess bans trans women? (Nick, Hassan)
* 0:54:57 Best Of - Furthermore (1999)
* 0:58:48 Supers: Informative! Chess, Abortion
* 1:09:54 WILLIAM, CA: Trump, Robert Frost
* 1:19:29 WILLIAM continued… Wilt Chamberlain (Hassan)
* 1:27:45 JOE, AZ: Trump headed to prison
* 1:42:49 MAZE: Y'all act like you should run the world
* 1:55:38 選擇 - Sally Yeh & George Lam
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7th grader couldn't "access abortion care." Awesome grizzly fight! Imperfect in knowledge, but based! Jay-Z library cards in Brooklyn!
The Hake Report, Thursday, August 17, 2023 AD
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* 0:00:00 Start/Topics: pro-choice story, bear fight, Jay-Z library cards
* 0:02:35 Hey, guys! (Forgot to mention my Zion tee?)
* 0:04:02 7th grader no access to abortion care
* 0:21:50 Awesome brown bear fight (unfindable Twitter source)
* 0:36:25 TONY, CA: Trump indicted, white was invented
* 0:52:32 WILLIAM, CA: sex and pregnancy in the South
* 1:02:01 Gold and Silver - Stavesacre (2000, Collective)
* 1:08:47 Supers: Lin on Josh on JLP BQ; Hake's silly science statements
* 1:13:41 Imperfect knowledge doesn't mean you're not based
* 1:23:51 JUSTIN, CA: racial fragility, Trump
* 1:35:34 Jay-Z library cards increase memberships in Brooklyn
* 1:41:16 Hassan on Jay-Z rap: The best; Drake's better still!
* 1:48:57 RICK, VA: Praying for justice in Trump vs blacks trial
* 1:54:24 Closing / Coffees: Bible truth; Walter Scott faked?
* 1:56:14 Time to Kill - Left Out (1999)
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