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August 02, 2023 Callers: Work Drama; Trump 'Guilty'! Body Image | Wed. 8-2-23
Bunch of calls: "Problem" coworker? Trump going to prison! Racial profiling? Are fat people closer to God?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 2, 2023 AD
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Start / Topics (didn't get to any)
* 0:03:47 Hey, guys! Columbus tee (Vince James)
* 0:06:41 JT, ATLANTA: problem coworker
* 0:18:40 JOE, AZ: Trump going to prison
* 0:32:01 DANIEL, TX: Life and limb
* 0:42:33 Atlanta boys accost a Rolls Royce
* 0:45:58 KENDALL, FL: Flat Earth, all-caps TRUMP not Trump
* 0:55:01 At the Moment - Stavesacre (1996, Friction)
* 1:01:43 Supers: Ilhan trolls white men, 3rd fave caller?
* 1:13:15 CHRIS, TORONTO: Area profiling? "If," Canadian poet
* 1:16:43 CHRIS: "Laughter" poem, Robert Service
* 1:20:17 JOSH, GA: body positivity, fat people closer to God (Hassan)
* 1:33:26 MAZE, OH: Cops. Want "45" under oath
* 1:45:08 AUSTIN, AZ: SC felon voted
* 1:51:46 TRICK, MT: Racism, fallen nature, embracing wolves
* 1:57:20 Super: Who'd you date from the Squad?
* 1:58:51 Where Is My Mind? - Ghoti Hook (1998)
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2 hr 3 min
August 01, 2023 Slave History Drama, News, Fun Talk | Tue. 8-1-23
Great couple calls! Sturgeons are big! DeSantis black historians, "far right"? Various news stories: Nuclear, movies, Hassan chimes in.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 1, 2023 AD
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Start / Topics
* 0:04:00 Hey, guys! Beta tee (JLP vs Ridley-Thomas)
* 0:09:17 DIANTE, FL, BQ: What is your nature?
* 0:12:55 HASSAN vs DIANTE on genetics
* 0:19:57 Zherka v JLP on Fallen State: Trinity, Jesus God?
* 0:31:20 What's a sturgeon? Supermoon tonight
* 0:37:03 Giant X ex-Twitter removed. Word got out!
* 0:42:57 Trump v Biden: Corrupt foreign money? Scott Adams
* 0:50:21 DeSantis FL slavery history: Libs, black RINOs trip
* 1:14:30 Acquiesce - Stavesacre (1997, Absolutes)
* 1:21:34 Supers: Tony from CA: You reap what you sow!
* 1:25:56 Supers: SCOTUS word count; Civil Rights EEOC mess
* 1:31:55 Shopping CVS in Democrat city: Glass cases locked
* 1:37:00 Trucking business Yellow closes, 300K drivers
* 1:39:22 Nuclear for me, not for thee: US to Russia (Hassan)
* 1:46:05 Juul vapes may check ID/age (Hassan, DRM)
* 1:49:56 AMC big week: Barbie and Oppenheimer
* 1:50:50 JUSTIN, CA: Demigods govt ban menthols
* 1:55:05 Acquiesce - Ghoti Hook (1998, Songs We Didn't Write)
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1 hr 59 min
July 31, 2023 'Racism' Caller Debate; Homeless Blight in L.A. | Mon. 7-31-23
Callers vs Tony on his "racism" issue. People don't think what you think! Peewee Herman died. Homeless encroachment in L.A.!
The Hake Report, Monday, July 31, 2023 AD
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Start
* 0:00:56 Hey, guys! King of the Cage tee
* 0:03:50 Doug led Church: Thoughts
* 0:07:58 KAMRAN, CA: Iranian,
* 0:13:59 KAMRAN: Attacking CJ, Flat Earth, Gabriel
* 0:20:53 TONY, CA: Jim Crow segregation was racist?
* 0:32:33 JEFF, LA to Tony: Why not help blacks?
* 0:37:18 TONY vs Hake: who invented racism? South Africa
* 0:43:17 ERIC, AZ to Tony: Who decides when wrongs are right?
* 0:47:50 People don't think what you think they think
* 0:56:41 Heaven of My Heart - White Heart (1993)
* 1:03:48 Super: RFK Jr gets no Secret Service, number of days
* 1:10:17 Super: "I Promise" Akron school; CA actors/writers strike
* 1:17:50 Will you call it "X"? Or Twitter still?
* 1:21:53 Did Hunter Biden paint his stuff?
* 1:27:50 RIP Peewee Herman, aka Paul Ruebens, 70
* 1:36:43 Homeless encroaching into neighborhoods!
* 1:54:07 Thanks, all! Leading church?
* 1:55:38 Nothing But the Best - White Heart (1993)
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2 hr
July 28, 2023 Don't Read Too Much into Words! | Fri. 7-28-23
Callers: Flat Earth, Adam, Eve, and the Serpent. Don't take Arnold's "BS" too seriously. Jake Shields has common sense! 17-yo man beaten in Memphis!
The Hake Report, Friday, July 28, 2023 AD
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Start / Topics
* 0:02:24 Hey, guys! Flat Earth Hake fan tee
* 0:06:39 False start w/ Kendall
* 0:07:54 KENDALL, FL: God's creation, Eve and the Serpent
* 0:26:58 CJ, TX: Flat Earthers, dumb science
* 0:33:21 CJ: Eve wasn't commanded; not Jewish
* 0:38:16 Arnold bogus speech about his body
* 0:44:34 NATHAN, IL: Lightning, Tyler, animals, fitness
* 0:54:24 Fluorescent Jellyfish - Furthermore (1999)
* 0:59:01 Supers: AAPI, JLP, fitness, music
* 1:13:20 GABRIEL, CANADA: Eve, Islam, Flat Earth, reaction
* 1:23:29 DAVID, FL: People caught up on meaningless details
* 1:32:07 Jake Shields: Common sense on gay adoption
* 1:43:51 17-yo restaurant host beaten by customers
* 1:55:12 片片楓葉情 - Julian Cheung & Maple Hui
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2 hr 1 min
July 27, 2023 RIP Sinéad! Drake 'Loves' His Mama! | Thu. 7-27-23
Sinéad O'Connor was a MESS! Gays police "suicide" wording! Drake sings/raps to his mother! In-N-Out beats Chick-Fil-A!
The Hake Report, Thursday, July 27, 2023 AD
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Start / Topics
* 0:03:02 Hey, guys! Be Still and Know Christian tee
* 0:05:16 JEFF, LA: Jason from Buffalo called Tatum
* 0:09:30 ISSA, CA: Trump vs GOP; Dems united
* 0:14:41 Pray for RINO turtle Mitch McConnell
* 0:20:05 RIP Sinéad O'Connor, she had no peace
* 0:44:46 Don't say "committed suicide," say "died by suicide"
* 1:02:13 Dr Jekyl and Mr Christian - White Heart (1986)
* 1:08:30 Supers: whom, black coffee, Mitch
* 1:12:05 Drake raps to his mama!
* 1:20:01 Drake: Hassan and bio
* 1:33:18 JOHN, KY: black anger causes sex?
* 1:43:28 JOHN w/ Hassan, last word on whites
* 1:45:29 In-N-Out Bible verses (Hassan)
* 1:55:59 On the Road Again - Ghoti Hook (1998)
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1 hr 59 min
July 26, 2023 Women Taking Over! ADL for Soros! Common Sense! | Wed. 7-26-23
Sleepy Joe putting women in power! ADL: Soros influence talk is antisemitic! Common sense is common to all, but forgotten!
The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 26, 2023 AD
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Start / Topics
* 0:03:31 Hey, guys! Hake la la la tee
* 0:06:33 BRIAN, NC: Mustard Skittles and chips
* 0:15:40 BRIAN: Doesn’t have his daughter
* 0:21:08 Biden not sleeping after all
* 0:26:13 New CDC director: another woman (not Christian?)
* 0:38:00 Biden naming women to lead (Trump too)
* 0:44:59 ADL on Soros conspiracies
* 0:54:21 JOSE, FL: Televangelists
* 1:02:59 Powerhouse - White Heart (1990)
* 1:09:07 Super: Anti-Semitic, Racist, not Liar
* 1:13:11 Common Sense rant
* 1:32:55 Arson, not Climate Change
* 1:39:44 NICK, WA: Hispanic father
* 1:49:10 NICK: Fat or fit? Prayer…
* 1:52:09 RICK, VA: Carlee Russell story
* 1:55:28 Don't Clone Me - Huntingtons (2000, Plastic Surgery)
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1 hr 59 min
July 25, 2023 Fetterman Out of the Darkness? | Tue. 7-25-23
Calls on the serpent, the Bible, and silent prayer. John Fetterman cried in darkness. Google search stats on gender and "sexuality."
The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 25, 2023 AD
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Start / Topics
* 0:02:21 Hey, guys! All Thoughts Are Lies JLP tee
* 0:05:16 DENNY: Nefertiti a croc (Russ, language, message)
* 0:14:11 DAVID, FL: God, Serpent, Russ, anger
* 0:30:35 ROB: JLP's Silent Prayer, Jehovah’s Witness
* 0:38:48 ROB: Africa Addio documentary
* 0:43:18 ROB: More on Silent Prayer
* 0:45:18 John Fetterman out of darkness? (TIME)
* 1:08:47 Montana Sky - White Heart (1987)
* 1:15:14 Supers: s/o Hassan, Nick, Hake: Too loosey goosey?
* 1:17:38 DARREN, TX: Fruit/gifts of Spirit, McDonald's
* 1:29:40 AOC parody on Twitter / X tricked Hake
* 1:31:29 Google searches on gender, sexuality (Hake sings)
* 1:36:54 TRICK, MT: Don't let sun go down on anger
* 1:40:30 TRICK: RFK, Debbie Wasserman Schultz; Bible, Lingo
* 1:47:14 LeBron's son Bronny got cardiac arrest!
* 1:51:00 RICK, VA: Hot out! Carlee Russell lying
* 1:56:16 I'm Not Dangerous - Huntingtons (2000)
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2 hr 1 min
July 24, 2023 Still Outraged About Slavery! Psh! | Mon. 7-24-23
VP goes "black preacher" on FL! Barbie review: Patriarchy wins! De facto Affirmative Action! RIP street preacher Ruben Israel! A couple interesting calls!
The Hake Report, Monday, July 24, 2023 AD
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Start
* 0:01:13 Topics: Kamala, Rent, Barbie, RIP Ruben Israel
* 0:03:34 Hey, guys! July feels white JLP tee
* 0:05:30 Ex-communist black man on division
* 0:13:28 Kamala Harris preaches the horrors
* 0:29:19 London housing activist destroys landlords
* 0:37:15 Barbie (Hassan) Josh Lekach reviews
* 0:48:14 They trick you into supporting wrong
* 0:54:45 Read the Book (Don't Wait for the Movie) - White Heart (1986)
* 1:00:10 Supers: 2 Tim 3: 13, KJP v Abbott on border
* 1:05:30 Largest naval base has black female commander
* 1:12:47 RIP Ruben Israel, street preacher
* 1:20:53 Dirty caller
* 1:21:35 ISSA, CA: Gen. MacArther, Frederick Hall, black soldier
* 1:23:21 RUSS, VA: Talking snake? Lie!
* 1:41:52 JUSTIN, Carolina: Happy BHM, racism
* 1:53:51 Call tomorrow! s/o Lori Loughlin
* 1:55:35 American War Machine - Huntingtons (2000)
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1 hr 59 min
July 21, 2023 DC a Mess! US and UK Too! | Fri. 7-21-23
Pray for the persecuted whites. Chin up, kings! Coutts UK bank booted Nigel Farage! Entitled illegals making demands!
The Hake Report, Friday, July 21, 2023 AD
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Start / Topics
* 0:02:59 Hey, guys! I Disavow Hake tee
* 0:05:24 Violent thieves in DC
* 0:22:24 SAM, AZ: BOND guys like Star Wars crew
* 0:26:24 Supers: black man's USA; Flat Earther at Church
* 0:30:35 Pray for Derek Chauvin (appeal to Supreme Court)
* 0:37:57 Trump vs Fani Willis (black female Atlanta attorney)
* 0:41:18 Nigel Farage de-banked? Boris Johnson grandstands
* 0:54:28 Growing Up Is No Fun - Huntingtons (2000)
* 0:59:07 Supers: Clean? Coutts! Fuentes vs Ralph?
* 1:05:50 Constipation correlated to cognitive decline
* 1:12:33 (Hassan suggests date shakes Lissens)
* 1:15:15 Illegals denied water at the border
* 1:22:49 Illegals protest for job training in Chicago
* 1:25:57 ROBERT, MT: Nerve of the illegal!
* 1:31:16 UK illegals put on a barge
* 1:39:06 "Colored people" is bad?! Eli Crane vs Joyce Beatty
* 1:49:18 Bernice King vs Brigitte Gabriele (MLK+Trump)
* 1:53:53 She Comes to My Concert - Jacky Cheung
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2 hr
July 20, 2023 Alternative Timeline: Trump, MLK, and Malcolm X! | Thu. 7-20-23
Vaxx the babies! Liberal actors, so holy! Boomers love MLK and Trump! Free insulin, free labor! Florida's robust black history!
The Hake Report, Thursday, July 20, 2023 AD
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Start: Heifer pronunciation?
* 0:01:12 Amusing topics: Vaxx, actors, MLK, Trump, slavery
* 0:04:58 Hey, guys! Hake tee
* 0:07:11 Pfizer factory flattened by NC tornado
* 0:15:13 Vaxx mama / baby vernix
* 0:24:29 Tuberville caves: "white nationalist"
* 0:32:40 KEVIN, NY: God's judgment on USA
* 0:44:34 Lib actors 2016: Electoral College vs Trump!
* 0:50:59 Hassan on actors' strike, ego
* 0:59:08 Say the Word - White Heart (1992)
* 1:03:51 Supers: God bless; Sierra Madre
* 1:05:25 GRANT, UK: Thoughts, body, God
* 1:22:07 Brigitte Gabriel: Trump, MLK, 2 fave Americans
* 1:40:10 Nina Turner: free insulin, free crops (Libertarians)
* 1:49:11 Sonnie Johnson mad: FL black history
* 1:55:06 Heartbreak at the Hardy Holly - Huntingtons (2000)
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1 hr 59 min

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. …