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July 19, 2023 Calling the Wrong Country 'Racist'! | Wed. 7-19-23
Israel racist? anti-Semitic! Whites racist? Yep! Philly druggies hanging out! Cornel West for Russia! Lindsay Lohan, disappointing!
The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 19, 2023 AD
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Start: JLP 3rd hour Rumble-only
* 0:01:06 Topics: Racism, anti-Semitism, drugs, NATO…
* 0:03:15 Hey, guys! Prime Pizza navy tee
* 0:05:46 Snow White latina: Every child a princess
* 0:13:30 Pramila Jayapal: Israel "racist state"
* 0:24:20 Israel: Kevin McCarthy vs Democrats
* 0:29:00 Netanyahu, Trump, Biden, Nick
* 0:36:22 RUSS, VA: Broke my back
* 0:44:39 RUSS: Why you Christian? I'm not irritable!
* 0:53:04 Druggies hanging out in Philly (Hassan)
* 1:04:58 Desert Rose - White Heart (1990)
* 1:10:16 Supers/Shoutouts: "Racist" = winning, caller bashing
* 1:14:04 Coffees: Palestinians? CashApp? Happy B-day
* 1:15:58 Cornel West, George Kennan, Russia vs NATO
* 1:26:28 Russia/NATO continued (Hassan, rap music)
* 1:30:15 Dana Nessel, MI AG, charges 16 "fake electors"
* 1:36:34 Social media "addicting" children: not Christian!
* 1:44:51 Mrs. Lindsay Lohan (Shammas) had a boy
* 1:55:26 Thanks, all! (Last supers during music)
* 1:56:23 I Wanna Be a Ramone - Huntingtons (2000)
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2 hr
July 18, 2023 Trump News. Griner Traveling? Dog Poop on Sidewalks! | Tue. 7-18-23
Trump in the news. Brittney Griner slam dunk! (Traveling?) HHS guy Levine: Wrong puberty? Dog poop on the sidewalks!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 18, 2023 AD
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Topics: Bday, Trump news, WNBA dunk, Crime
* 0:03:01 Hey, guys! Button-up orange tee! B-day swag
* 0:09:02 JASON, NY: Agnostic cries "cult," denies God!
* 0:22:36 Trump target of J6 "investigation": Truth Social
* 0:29:18 Trump calls Zelensky very honorable!
* 0:34:44 Did Biden raise more than Trump and DeSantis?
* 0:37:10 Brittney Griner dunk: Traveling? (Hassan: Clean!)
* 0:50:21 Admiral Levine: What if the wrong puberty?
* 0:57:08 Fly Eagle Fly - White Heart (1986)
* 1:03:03 Supers: B-day, changing a watch band
* 1:10:50 Supers: Bidenomics interest!
* 1:16:34 CONNOR, GA: Are people over Trump? Bored?
* 1:26:37 CONNOR: Crime seems higher in Atlanta. Move?
* 1:32:24 Crime in the (formerly) nice neighborhoods! s/o blacks!
* 1:42:49 Degenerate: dog poop on the sidewalk! (Hassan pleads 5th)
* 1:49:13 JUSTIN, CA: We need to confiscate Dem/Soros donations
* 1:54:59 Supers: Impulse control, Participles, Little Caesars deals
* 1:57:44 Moral Threat - Huntingtons (2000, Plastic Surgery)
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2 hr
July 17, 2023 Happy B-day, Hake! | Mon. 7-17-23
NEA black lady preaching. Radical: Abort overpopulation! MrBeast vs mama! GMOs good or bad? Lots of Happy B-day messages, thanks!
The Hake Report, Monday, July 17, 2023 AD — Hake's 42!
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Start / Topics: NEA, Dan Savage, MrBeast's mom
* 0:03:10 Hey, guys! Plain tan pocket tee
* 0:05:05 NEA black lady Becky Pringle speeches
* 0:20:37 Dan Savage 2013: Mandate abortions for overpopulation
* 0:28:30 Hassan: The Shining, emotional performances
* 0:34:00 MR MAD: Happy B-day!
* 0:35:35 Supers: HBD
* 0:45:01 MrBeast didn't listen to mama, kicked out of house
* 0:53:41 College is overpriced, overrated
* 0:56:41 Silhouette - White Heart (1992, Tales of Wonder)
* 1:05:26 Supers: More HBDs, Gen Y, Lies, Man
* 1:11:52 TONY, CA (Hassan) birth, vets, Trump
* 1:20:00 Supers: watch band, identity, GMOs (Hassan)
* 1:31:35 Prostitute serial killer in Gilgo Beach, NY
* 1:39:23 Super: baseball, Hassan dog gifs
* 1:41:10 CJ, TX: Carnivore diet
* 1:45:50 CJ: GMOs bad, but chat doesn't know why 😵‍💫
* 1:54:29 Supers: Fear, GMOs, spring bar tool
* 1:56:07 Magazine - Pedro the Lion (2002, Control)
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2 hr 1 min
July 14, 2023 Third Rail with Omar on GOP, France, and Muslims | Fri. 7-14-23
First-hour co-host Omar: GOP is dead! France colonized Algeria! Muslims share values with Christians! Then calls, news, and Creepy Joe!
The Hake Report, Friday, July 14, 2023 AD — first-hour co-host: Third Rail with Omar (YouTube)
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Start / Topics: Co-host first hour!
* 0:02:06 Hey, guys! Plain blue tee
* 0:03:45 Co-host: Third Rail with Omar
* 0:08:23 Republican party is dead (Omar)
* 0:17:50 Veterans, suicide, wars, Trump (Omar)
* 0:22:00 DENNY: Napoleon vs pope
* 0:28:32 Muslims fall for anti-white stuff (Omar)
* 0:40:33 France vs Algeria (Omar)
* 0:52:00 LUCAS, CA: Questioning Omar
* 0:56:12 Supers for Omar: Muslims, etc.
* 1:04:32 Closing with Omar: Third_Rail
* 1:06:22 Tell Me Goodnight - Huntingtons (2000)
* 1:09:34 Supers: Mohammad (light-headed), CA gas prices
* 1:15:19 JASON, BUFFALO: Money
* 1:27:23 Hassan on Apostle Paul, Far Right Wing
* 1:36:37 BRIAN, NC: Thingamajigger, healthy debate
* 1:46:25 Hake chat: Cluster bomblets, Aspartame, Coke (Hassan)
* 1:51:28 Joe Biden nibbles Finnish girl, she doesn't like it
* 1:55:15 感激 (Gratitude) - Alan Tam, Jacky Cheung, Ronald Cheng
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2 hr
July 13, 2023 Terrible News! Yet Typical! (RIP) | Thu. 7-13-23
Various "news" items: ESPYs, NATO, Fox News bashers. Princess Bride quotes. Surgeon shot! DoorDash beating correction. Larry Nassar stabbed!
The Hake Report, Thursday, July 13, 2023 AD
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Topics / rough start! (stream dropped earlier)
* 0:02:12 Hey, guys! Plain reddish tee
* 0:05:03 ESPYs lame: Kiss up to people for politics
* 0:23:24 NATO lame: Subsidize Ukraine war
* 0:27:03 Fox News backstabbers "joint statement" blog
* 0:41:05 TRICK, MT: race, jealousy, hatred, division
* 0:50:15 Lay It Down - White Heart (1990)
* 0:56:32 Supers / Princess Bride quotes
* 1:04:14 (skipping stream) Surgeon shot by patient, TN
* 1:11:13 DoorDash beating NOT DoorDash!
* 1:18:00 Eye drops contaminated, blindness, death!
* 1:24:17 Supers: 80s music, Hank Williams
* 1:29:50 Hake chat: News, it's hot, China moon, Actor strike
* 1:35:48 Flooded Montpelier pic (Hassan on Florida)
* 1:38:10 Larry Nassar stabbed in prison (girls gymnastics doc)
* 1:44:59 TKROfficial Telegram memes
* 1:48:18 Girls Gone Crazy - Huntingtons (2000)
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1 hr 52 min
July 12, 2023 FBI's J. Edgar Hoover, Good or Evil? | Wed. 7-12-23
Vivek's Q's for FBI's Chris Wray. J Edgar Hoover, good/bad? Homeless bums and minimum wage. Joaquin Phoenix, short; Napoleon, tall.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 12, 2023 AD
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Start
* 0:00:45 Topics: FBI, bums, Joaquin Phoenix
* 0:02:58 Hey, guys! Forest Home gray tee
* 0:05:59 DANIEL, TX: History
* 0:12:06 FBI's Chris Wray vs Gaetz, Ramaswamy
* 0:31:02 J. Edgar Hoover: Good? Bad? Mixed bag? (Hassan)
* 0:41:46 Homelessness politicians' racket (broken families too)
* 0:50:51 Minimum wage correlates with homelessness
* 0:57:19 Unchain - White Heart (1992)
* 1:03:13 Supers: Democrats, Hoover
* 1:09:44 WILLIAM: Henry Ford Sr, J. Edgar Hoover
* 1:22:39 Joaquin Phoenix, Napoleon Bonaparte
* 1:39:34 Thx for Supers
* 1:40:42 Multnomah hiker died; sub implosion
* 1:44:25 Abortion Hake chat
* 1:49:01 RICK, VA: whites correcting blacks, "Bike Karen"
* 1:55:25 No Pool Party Tonight - Huntington (1999)
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2 hr
July 11, 2023 Slavery Hangup! Prime Energy Drinks! Angry Joe! | Tue. 7-11-23
NE flooding, mob attacks, black caller: conservatism vs liberation, Prime energy vs Schumer, NATO promo, petrodollar, Angry Joe Biden
The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 11, 2023 AD
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Start
* 0:01:18 Topics: Floods, Violence, Caffeine, Ukraine/NATO…
* 0:04:40 Hey, guys! Orange Nevada tee
* 0:06:44 Flooding in Montpelier, VT (Katrina cleanup story)
* 0:15:30 Crowd of neighbors attack DoorDash delivery?
* 0:25:45 People try to pull you into identifying with others
* 0:29:10 DAVID, FL: Yesterday's Lynyrd Skynyrd tee
* 0:32:32 DAVID: Heather Mac Donald, class destruction
* 0:40:02 JASON, NY: The South, conservatives, liberation
* 0:56:06 How Many Times (Seventy Times Seven) - White Heart
* 1:01:27 Supers: Slavery, Destiny vs NJF, dam vs damn
* 1:06:01 Supers: Green energy, fetish defined
* 1:11:22 John from KY hung up; penchant
* 1:12:12 Prime energy drinks vs Chuck Schumer and kids
* 1:24:48 "Trans beauty queen" quote: "confident you" (Trump)
* 1:26:53 Tips: 12yo likes Prime; Bigg Bump: Slave to slavery
* 1:29:25 Companies still working in Russia, promise breakers!
* 1:31:14 NATO chronology AI propaganda video lol
* 1:38:23 Putin broke the petrodollar monopoly?
* 1:44:17 Honorary Flat Earth Society Member! Tireless efforts promoting!
* 1:47:34 Biden slurring speech. Gossip: "Angry Joe," per Axios!
* 1:53:51 RIP Mikala Jones, HI surfer
* 1:55:40 Nothing - Value Pac (1997, Jalapeño)
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2 hr
July 10, 2023 Apes, Humans, and Fast Women! | Mon. 7-10-23
Media against the people. Monkeys vs Apes! Fast ladies! Morning Star biblical discussion. Callers bash evil people!
The Hake Report, Monday, July 10, 2023 AD
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Start / Topics
* 0:04:14 Hey guys! Hassan at the beach; Lynyrd Skynyrd
* 0:10:39 Race, crime, AP
* 0:23:42 Scooter shooter
* 0:35:17 WILLIAM: Music fan
* 0:40:16 WILLIAM: Mimicking American blacks?
* 0:47:02 Monkeys vs Apes: tails, uprightness, intelligence
* 0:59:55 No Taboo - White Heart (1987)
* 1:06:43 Supers: Flat Earth, Public Enemy, IQ…
* 1:13:06 Fastest women: Flo-Jo, Jamaicans, Tim Scott-looking gal
* 1:22:10 Hake Chat: "Morning Star" Jesus/Satan (Hassan)
* 1:30:44 Hake Chat: Balltard, El Paso Walmart evil vs evil
* 1:32:40 THOMAS, OK: Look into Nephilim, FE, lied to
* 1:41:21 CJ, TX: Humans before Adam, Eve not commanded
* 1:48:45 ALEX, CA: Antifa, SF, black encounters
* 1:55:41 Supers / They Don't Know - The Cootees (1997)
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2 hr
July 07, 2023 'I Wouldn't Go to France!' Keke's Based Boyfriend! | Fri. 7-7-23
Trump 2016: "France is no longer France." Keke Palmer's based baby daddy catches backlash. Various news: PFAS, Britney Spears, MTG…
The Hake Report, Friday, July 7, 2023 AD
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Start / Topics
* 0:01:59 Hey, guys! New WHM tee!
* 0:05:58 Trump on France years back
* 0:22:41 Keke Palmer's boyfriend on immodest attire
* 0:43:55 Hassan on sex out-of-wedlock
* 0:55:34 Beat of a Different Drum - White Heart (1986)
* 1:01:11 Supers: Napkins, Immigration, Paris, Audrey Hepburn
* 1:13:51 Tap water has PFAS!
* 1:21:10 Explain different sea levels, Flat Earthers (FE)!
* 1:25:25 House Freedom Caucus ousted MTG!
* 1:34:47 Britney Spears vs Victor Wembanyama (Hassan)
* 1:41:57 Hake chat: CoCo, Flat Earth, Dogwood, Colosseum vandal
* 1:54:26 It's So Hot - Jacky Cheung (2001)
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2 hr 1 min
July 06, 2023 Unchristian Philly DA! Racist Healthcare! Fake Priest! | Thu. 7-6-23
Philly suspect NOT "trans"; DA not Christian! Fit black gal died in labor at home! Fake priest got illegal restaurant worker confessions!
The Hake Report, Thursday, July 6, 2023 AD
TIME STAMPS
* 0:00:00 Topics: Philly shooter, Pregnancy death, Fake priest…
* 0:04:55 Hey, guys! Forest Home tee
* 0:06:37 Philly suspect Kimbrady Carriker, ugh!
* 0:19:37 DA Larry Krasner vs 2A, more on suspect
* 0:30:51 Track star Tori Bowie died in labor at home!
* 0:45:41 GEORGE, OH: Sanger; therapy; rainbow and God
* 0:54:34 The River Will Flow - White Heart (1989)
* 1:03:02 Supers: Alpha Jerky, black health
* 1:05:50 Supers: Napkins restriction in L.A.
* 1:08:28 Fake priest took confession of illegal "workers"
* 1:19:03 Super: Mexico has Central America illegal workers
* 1:20:38 IG's Threads rips off Twitter
* 1:25:20 July 4 "gun violence"; Cocaine in the White House!
* 1:33:11 Hake chat: Rebel Flag; Overexplain; Do you choke?
* 1:48:08 MTracey vs Keith Woods: "French" Algerian on riots
* 1:57:15 Coke Song - The Cootees (1997)
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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. …