The Hake Report

Fun calls! Ilhan Omar defends Christian to Jew on X! Army black in North Korea cried racism! Forgotten context on Emmett Till. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 16, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Topics: KJP, Ilhan Omar, Travis King, Emmett Till

* 0:04:14 Hey, guys! Get a Job Savage Moments tee

* 0:08:07 DANIEL, TX: Politics, in-fighting on right, time

* 0:21:06 KJP tweets as Biden: "When I ran for president…"

* 0:25:33 DAVID, FL: black juror got me mad, Jesus, God, creation

* 0:36:42 WILLIAM, CA: Baking, Calvin Lockhart, crime, depressing

* 0:47:04 Ilhan Omar vs Max Miller on Lizzie Marbach: politics/religion fight!

* 0:56:53 Sad Parade - Stavesacre (2000, Speakeasy)

* 1:02:48 Supers: Max Miller vs Ilhan Omar; show guest tip

* 1:13:20 Travis King defected to North Korea b/c US Army racism

* 1:22:19 TONY, CA: "European" MS cops mouth shot story

* 1:30:15 Tony's story: cops plead guilty to torture

* 1:33:19 The Antidote, Emmett Till, Louis Till, Mamie…

* 1:45:41 JOHN, KY: Emmett, Azzmador, Trayvon karma

* 1:52:42 Supers: Emmett Till context, unchristian "whites"

* 1:55:26 Call me tomorrow! Newton, not Einstein!

* 1:56:25 Tell Yourself the Truth - Left Out (1999)

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"Ladies" chortle about Trump indictments! Are you a friendly neighbor? Union and gov't corruption: Subsidizing cheapens money, raises costs! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 15, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Start / Topics (didn't get to Snow White or Heaven kid)

* 0:03:05 Hey, guys! GWH Trump JLP tee

* 0:05:18 JASON, TN: Cheating the system, fentanyl

* 0:14:25 Hillary and Rachel Maddow laugh at Trump indictment

* 0:23:16 Flashback: Emily Kohrs, jury foreman (Feb 2023)

* 0:29:38 WILLIAM: Ladies with political aspirations

* 0:35:44 WILLIAM: Men's History: Carroll Shelby, Trump indictment

* 0:40:09 Nordstrom looting, Topanga Mall, Karen Bass condemns

* 0:47:16 Say hi to your neighbors: Are you friendly?

* 1:01:30 Disquiet - Stavesacre (1999, Speakeasy)

* 1:07:27 Supers: Lin, loud blacks

* 1:13:07 NICHOLAS, WA: Narcan, should we help?

* 1:23:33 Subsidized Internet for 20M, bipartisan federal gov

* 1:28:06 De Facto Affirmative Action Biden admin guidance

* 1:30:46 Auto union strike threat

* 1:36:32 JAMIE, MN: Love work, family; unions

* 1:45:10 RICK, VA: Trump charges? Floyd OD? 

* 1:54:04 Call tomorrow! Super Rumble on "work"

* 1:55:43 Running Away - Ghoti Hook (1997, Banana Man)

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The Hake Report, Monday, August 14, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Start / Topics (not all covered)

* 0:03:59 Hey, guys! Under Armour USA flag tee

* 0:06:20 Ben Stein on Trump indictment(s)

* 0:10:45 Relationship direction

* 0:26:56 Hassan on relationships, movies

* 0:33:56 STEVE, NJ: "cheating": confess, or no?

* 0:42:43 TJ, UK: Men the woman's "god"

* 0:59:59 Sundown Motel - Stavesacre (1999, Speakeasy)

* 1:06:22 Supers: Lin Yen Chin re: JLP, feelings, free fill

* 1:13:19 Azusa/Glendora teens stole catalytic converters

* 1:21:31 Monterey Park Asian shooting: mental health, "gun violence"

* 1:40:34 Biden: "No comment" on Maui fire death toll / response?

* 1:50:51 Climate scare control freaks: WHO, UN, etc.

* 1:55:53 Thanks, all! Call me tomorrow!

* 1:56:48 Chicken Lips - Mary Rice Hopkins (1991, Good Buddies)

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Black churches, filled with what spirit? Delivery robots assaulted! Sesame Street: diverse and fake! Emmett Till propaganda! 

The Hake Report, Friday, August 11, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Start / Topics

* 0:02:43 Hey, guys! Daily Pint British tee

* 0:05:13 Black preacher: Vote Democrat, vote black

* 0:11:39 Trayvon communion (Rev Dr Jacqui Lewis)

* 0:21:16 DAVID, FL: Blasphemous churches!

* 0:24:00 DAVID: blacks worship God? Blind, anger

* 0:32:00 DAVID: NWO 9/11 stuff (I disavow)

* 0:36:23 Delivery robots get beat up and robbed

* 0:41:04 Ring camera: blacks with AKs, St Louis suburb

* 0:43:56 Super: Azzmador vs Maze; Pence v Trump…

* 0:49:29 Sesame Street censored for diversity in MS, 1970

* 1:03:36 Are You the Walrus? - Furthermore (1999)

* 1:08:13 Supers: Music; Arizona, Skittles

* 1:09:58 Coffee: "Green" values

* 1:13:34 Coffees: Histrionic, click, Sesame Street robots

* 1:16:27 FREDERICK, CA: Jesus, Christianity, gods

* 1:32:21 Emmett Till article, Mental Floss, Jake Rossen, CNN

* 1:52:35 MAZE: white churches deadest; experience black church

* 1:55:33 星语心愿 - 张柏芝 (1999)

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Guest: Azzmador talks censorship, drama on the right, Kamala's slavery comments, history, music, and takes fun calls (including Maze)! 

Links: https://t.me/tkrofficial  |  https://odysee.com/@Azzmador:d  |  https://gab.com/azzmador  //  

The Hake Report, Thursday, August 10, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Start / Guest: Azzmador

* 0:02:04 Hey, guys! La La La Hake tee

* 0:03:40 Azzmador on censorship

* 0:15:07 Azzmador's story in radio 

* 0:17:00 Azz story (Audio cuts out but comes back)

* 0:18:59 In-fighting: Nick, Ralph, smaller streamers, followers

* 0:28:35 Intro to JLP, humor, good vs evil, Christianity, men

* 0:34:50 Slavery history: Kamala Harris

* 0:45:20 Feminine focus on history

* 0:47:09 Kamala: No benefit to slavery! JLP: Thank God

* 0:50:28 DANIEL, TX: Sam Houston statue

* 0:58:00 Minutemen - Stavesacre (1999, Speakeasy)

* 1:02:11 Azzmador with Nordic Frost: Deep Dives

* 1:04:55 How to find Azzmador

* 1:06:48 Azz: Sasquatch?

* 1:11:05 Azz: Metal music history

* 1:14:32 WILLIAM, CA: Lee Marvin; Boat dock fight, race

* 1:22:17 WILLIAM: Ukraine, Vietnam corrupt, color revolutions

* 1:31:10 Azz: Color revolution in the West, Corrupt courts

* 1:41:30 MAZE: Blacks silenced; white pop, abortion, history

* 1:57:15 Azzmador closing: No anger

* 1:58:59 Middle Ground - Ghoti Hook (1997, Banana Man)

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Interesting calls! Trump NH rally: transgenders, DeSantis, 2020 election, abortion. Pence at the pump! Eminem's flustered by Trump. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 9, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Start/Topics: Trump NH, Pence pumps gas, Eminem TDS

* 0:02:59 Hey, guys! Plain reddish tee

* 0:04:35 DAVID, FL: Skynyrd tee, blasphemy

* 0:15:01 Tou Thao, persecuted Christian cop (George Floyd)

* 0:22:45 DANIEL, TX: Liberal Art, Politics

* 0:40:44 Trump in NH: trans, DeSantis, 2020, Roe

* 0:59:46 Keep Waiting - Stavesacre (1999, 2001)

* 1:05:20 Supers: Holy Ghost, BOND YT, Elvis, black talk (graduate)

* 1:12:16 DENNY, BULGARIA: white minority, don't worry, Trump

* 1:22:56 Pence at the gas pump

* 1:27:41 Eminem anti-Trump cypher flashback

* 1:32:47 Hassan reacts to Eminem’s mess

* 1:38:30 Eminem destroys MAGA supporters

* 1:42:04 MAZE, OH: Tell Trump to prove himself in court

* 1:54:33 Closing Supers: Eminem / Pence energy independence

* 1:56:38 Walking on Sunshine - Ghoti Hook (orig. Katrina and the Waves)

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First Jamie Foxx, now Ne-Yo apologizes! Wayne Brady embraced by wolves in sheep's clothing! George Floyd "judge" vs AAPI cop! TikTok black historians! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 8, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Start: Nihao, Nei hou

* 0:01:00 Topics: Everybody apologizing, brainwashed!

* 0:03:48 Hey, guys! Lynyrd Skynyrd tee

* 0:06:27 Jamie Foxx AND Jennifer Aniston apologize!

* 0:20:13 Ne-Yo apologizes, or no? Parents forgot their role!

* 0:38:44 Wayne Brady "opens up" as lady wolves celebrate

* 0:54:53 Rivers Underneath - Stavesacre (1999, Speakeasy)

* 1:03:42 Supers: DLive stepchildren, real Flat Earth feelings

* 1:11:00 George Floyd "judge" preaches at Tou Thao, Christian ex-cop

* 1:26:09 TikTok "historians" push black propaganda, CNN

* 1:43:05 RICK, VA: Boat dock fight, both sides did wrong

* 1:53:29 Thanks, all! Super gal never felt sorry!

* 1:54:55 True Faith - Ghoti Hook (1998, orig. New Order, 1987)

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Jamie Foxx apologized after deep point! A pill for postpartum depression? Amazon palm scan, yay! Fun calls! Anti-Ken 51yo "mom"! 

The Hake Report, Monday, August 7, 2023 AD — see video links below (no YouTube)

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Start / Topics (some)

* 0:04:06 Hey, guys! World's Greatest Grandpa

* 0:07:37 Streamer riot: Kai Cenat, blacks in NYC park

* 0:10:50 They made Jamie Foxx apologize!

* 0:19:27 Jamie Foxx a Christian?! (Hassan)

* 0:24:36 JEFF, LA: You're like Jamie Foxx, let Dylan Burns cuss!

* 0:29:23 Supers: Karen W. s-word-ual

* 0:33:53 A pill for postpartum depression?!

* 0:50:07 Palm scam at Whole Foods (Amazon), coolest ever?

* 0:59:21 "Colt .45" and "Zzyzx" - Stavesacre (1997, Absolutes)

* 1:08:04 Super / Hake chat during music

* 1:13:55 JOHN, KY: Montgomery race fight

* 1:16:53 NATHAN, IL: racist demon, weird music, YT strike

* 1:20:04 NATHAN: Sales/logistics industry unethical: told to lie

* 1:27:03 CHRIS, CANADA: Dwarves on Piers, right like left

* 1:44:32 51yo "mom" took 15yo to see Barbie: fear of Ken

* 1:51:31 Postpartum remedy: Consume placenta (a lil gross)

* 1:54:56 Thanks, all! (Last FE Super Coffee during song)

* 1:55:45 Just What I Needed - Ghoti Hook (1998, orig Cars 1978)

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GUEST: Dylan Burns, liberal journalist on Ukraine war, pontificates, informs, and debates callers! Does Hake take sides? 

The Hake Report, Friday, August 4, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Start / Intro of Dylan Burns

* 0:02:58 Hey, guys! (What type of music?)

* 0:05:21 Super: Underwater volcano, heat spell

* 0:07:36 GUEST: Dylan Burns in Kiev: Demining

* 0:16:51 Why not end the war? Give up!

* 0:26:41 JEFF, LA: Bombs, war money, US homeless

* 0:38:46 MIKE, CA (1st-timer) Communist, pro-war

* 0:54:03 Break: Deliriously Cold - Furthermore (2003)

* 0:58:53 Super: J3ws, WeHo, beta, movie tips, bomb duds

* 1:08:54 KENDALL, FL: child trafficking domes

* 1:15:02 Coach Red Pill, Gonzalo Lira arrested again

* 1:18:23 NATHAN, IL: Christian; Forgive mother; War evil; women?

* 1:35:41 GABRIEL: Chechnya, war uses emotions

* 1:41:21 MAZE: Journalists document history

* 1:46:22 "BOBBY" (graduated): You on Putin's side?

* 1:48:40 Land taken by "soft evil" in America!

* 1:51:00 RICK, VA: Chinese in Navy spying

* 1:52:50 明日世界終結時 - Jacky Cheung (1992)

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Several calls! Tree of Life sentencing: Capital punishment! Black history beef! Trudeau and wife separate: Nick (American Anchor Baby) reads French! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, August 3, 2023 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* 0:00:00 Start / Topics (maybe)

* 0:01:48 Hey, guys! Men's History Month tee

* 0:04:45 JEFF, LA: Hassan's relationship practices

* 0:11:39 RUSS: Seeking to be Christian?

* 0:27:36 TONY, CA: Christians wanna defund FBI

* 0:35:48 Hake fixed his watch band! MHM

* 0:37:27 Tree of Life sentencing, man's background

* 1:00:59 JOHN, KY: Irritated you downplay my history

* 1:07:30 JOHN: Why irritated? Disrespect. Karma.

* 1:10:43 Threshold - Stavesacre

* 1:17:06 Supers: Lin, vacation, hypocrisy, parachute, karma

* 1:27:29 DIANTE, FL: Jim Crow vs cities today

* 1:39:19 DAVID, FL: Lies, racial catering

* 1:42:42 DAVID/Hassan: Django, trauma, never happy

* 1:47:59 Trudeau, Sophie separated

* 1:51:14 Trudeau: Nick (Anchor Baby) reads French!

* 1:54:14 Super: DeusIntra, light of God, Jesus

* 1:55:50 I Love Rock 'N Roll - Ghoti Hook (1998 cover)

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