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By The Harry Hill Show
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In the final episode before our summer break, we're joined by Bob Mortimer's co-host, comedy royalty, Paul Whitehouse. Paul who gets sniffed, interrogated, and thoroughly background-checked by a passive-aggressive AI bot with opinions about Rick Stein—alongside Bat Conservation Trust director Joe Nuñez-Miño for an hour of sketch-show mega-nostalgia, dodgy fishing anecdotes, and enough vampire bat trivia to ruin Halloween forever. If you've ever wanted to hear a bat expert calmly explain that echolocation is actually a bat's expensive last resort behind perfectly good eyesight, or witness Harry's own AI son get tased with a homemade "Swiss Army taser" made from a nine-volt battery before the theme tune's even finished, listen up. 00:01 – Steve Bartlett's Diary of a CEO 02:47 – Licky Learns the Hard Way What a Taser Tastes Like 03:08 – Welcoming Paul Whitehouse 04:06 – Retirement Pods, Coffins, and the Case for Downsizing Into the Garden 06:04 – A Solemn Tribute to Ted, the Gone Fishing Dog Who Never Cared About Anyone 07:43 – A Heron Impression Decades in the Making, Featuring Isaac Walton 09:08 – Salmon Spearing, Feargal Sharkey, and a Rare Moment of Actual Politics 10:11 – Sarah the AI Bot 11:34 – Harry's Boyhood Fishing Career: Zero Fish, Infinite Trauma 12:22 – Sarah Reveals Paul's Dad Worked for the Coal Board and His Mum Sang Opera, Somehow Producing Paul 13:11 – Les Dennis Gets Decked by Bob Mortimer in a White-Collar Boxing Ring 14:22 – Paul's Mum Left School at Fourteen, Which Somehow Leads to a Welsh Choir Tangent 15:19 – Paul's Mum's Voice Turns Up on a Gone Fishing Recording and Everyone Loses It Slightly 16:33 – Harry Enfield Plays Harry Hill With a Bald Cap and Weaponised Tear Ducts 18:36 – Peter Fincham's Terrible Beatles-and-Stones Covers Band Staring Down Gary Barlow 20:19 – Sarah Digs Up a Punk Band Called The Right Hand Lovers 21:26 – Paul Firmly Denies Ever Squatting, Actually Worked for Enfield Council 22:34 – Five Years as a Plasterer, Which He Genuinely Enjoyed 23:44 – Paul Goes Mute for Five Weeks at School, Returns Speaking Full Mockney 24:59 – Sarah Wraps Up With The Fast Show, Gone Fishing, and Playing Argus Filch 28:39 – Turning Down a Twix on Account of Type 2 Diabetes 29:45 – Defending The Fast Show's Famously Rubbish Title 30:18 – A Clause 28 Joke Delivered Entirely in Character as Loadsamoney 31:19 – Pitching Cartoons to the BBC and Mourning the Death of Sketch Comedy 32:51 – Johnny Vegas Texts Paul About a Whiskey Galore Remake and a Sketch Called Heroin Galore 33:39 – Why Broadcasters Will Fund Any Drama But Basically No Sketch Show 34:44 – A Fake Telethon Called Charity Innovatathon Featuring Trevor McDonald and a Liz Truss Coin Collection 37:40 – Theme of the Week: Bats, With Actual Expert Joe Nunes-Mino 39:04 – What Is a Bat, Actually? 1,500 Species and Counting 39:43 – The UK Has 18 Bat Species, One of Which Is Just Three Individuals Who Might Not Even Live Here 40:32 – Dracula Jokes, and a Firm Reminder That Spiders Are Not Insects 42:18 – Bat Sex Explained: Stored Sperm All Winter, Then an October Decision 43:08 – Maternity Roosts Operate a Strict No-Males Policy 44:02 – Horseshoe Bats Give Birth Upside Down and Catch the Baby Themselves 44:40 – Bats Apparently Need Flying Lessons Too, Courtesy of the UK's Bat Carer Network 45:51 – Myth Busted: Bats Can See Perfectly Well and Echolocation Is Just Expensive Shouting 47:54 – No, Bats Do Not Make Good Pets, Cue the Inevitable Vampire Bat Questions 48:19 – Vampire Bats Snack on Cattle Hooves and, Apparently, Sea Lions 49:14 – Some Bats Live to 41, Which Is Longer Than Most Marriages on This Podcast 50:24 – All UK Bats Are Protected By Law, So Please Stop Trying to Eat Them 52:14 – The National Bat Helpline 54:48 – Gary's Joke Corner 57:00 – Butterfly in Blue Jeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alex Horne - comedian, creator, and the middle of three boys from Chichester - joins Harry to talk about loving school, his hard-hitting Goldsmiths student documentary about urban foxes, and whether the word "meat" was meant as a pun in Harry's new ballad. We also hear about a 24 hour singing challenge that accidentally lasted 25 and three quarter hours, why Alex's wife Rachel is in charge of his private pension, and a highly questionable "life swap" idea based entirely on dishwasher ethics.Architectural historian and seaside culture expert Dr. Kathryn Ferry stops by to celebrate Scarborough’s 400th anniversary and answer the questions that matter - did King George III actually say "bugger Bognor"? Why do pleasure piers have a habit of burning down? And would you buy the Brighton Palace Pier with Harry?Hit subscribe so you never miss an episode!Timestamps00:00 – Welcome to the Hill Show!00:36 – A Love Song for Ham01:36 – Meet Alex Horne!02:28 – Licky the Mascot03:45 – The Cheshire United Pig Mascot04:50 – The 25-and-Three-Quarter-Hour Sing-a-thon Error06:15 – Granola Chaos Backstage at Battersea Power Station07:18 – Dishwashing Debates & The Wife Swap Idea10:45 – Sarah the AI Bot Claims She Felt Scammed12:44 – Is Alex a Musician? (And the Son of a GP)15:25 – Goldsmiths, Urban Foxes, and a Guaranteed Distinction16:45 – Seeing Vic and Bob at the Albany Empire18:45 – Sarah's Breakdown of Alex's Sky News Career22:20 – Trying to Force "Honk" and "Pratt Digger" into the Dictionary24:35 – Meeting Ken Dodd & Leaving the Show to Get a Coat26:34 – Wafer-Thin Ham Product Recall Emergency28:40 – Taskmaster in the Children's Ward29:45 – The Traumatic Five-Foot Badger Story31:04 – Wafer-Thin Ham Preventative Nose Cages32:34 – The British Seaside ft. Dr. Catherine Ferry35:05 – Scarborough's 400th Anniversary & The Mineral Spring37:32 – Steamers, Trains, and Jane Austen Styles38:45 – King George V and the Truth About "Bugger Bognor"39:15 – Victorians, Bank Holidays, and the Invention of the Holiday40:00 – The Very First Pleasure Pier on the Isle of Wight42:50 – Buying Brighton Pier & The Fire Overheads44:54 – Pebble Ridges, Mud, and Catherine's Postcard Book47:45 – Name the Celebrity Seed!52:30 – Gary's Joke Corner: Identity Politics54:55 – Animals in Clothes Outro Song"Alex Horne" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Alex Horne. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Baker - TV royalty, now knee-deep in mud - turns up straight off the train from Durham and gets sniffed out and confesses to the Great Nuremberg Pork Allergy Incident. We're joined by underwater archaeologist Dr Peter Campbell for this week's themed deep-dive, Sunken Cities, and Matt is put through a bruising round of What Is the Velcro Singing? 1:20 Unfinished Business 3:29 Enter Matt Baker, Show Mascot 3:52 The Swiss Army Taser 5:02 Max the Cab Driver's Horse-and-Cart Trivia 8:22 Sarah the AI Bot Profiles Matt Baker 11:12 Gymnastics, Ballet 12:13 Attempting the Crab (Slipped Disc Warning) 14:08 Blue Peter, Meg the Sheepdog and the "Stolen" Dog 16:46 The Nuremberg Donkey and the Pork Allergy Origin Story 18:59 Every Blue Peter Presenter Ever 19:53 Countryfile, The One Show and "How Do You Sleep?" 20:45 Banned for Throwing Bread: One Show Memories 23:30 Casting Mary Berry as a Co-Host 25:01 Celebrity Showjumping for Sport Relief 26:03 Gary's Advert: The EPOK Pen for Pork Allergies 27:57 Theme of the Week: Sunken Cities with Dr Peter Campbell 29:11 What Actually Is a Sunken City? 33:01 Debunking Atlantis 34:38 Mapping the Nile, the Tiber and the Thames 36:17 Sonar Scanning the Riverbed 39:03 Where to Go: Baia, Italy 40:37 What Is the Velcro Singing? 43:34 Matt's New Caravan Pet Podcast 46:09 Gary's Joke Corner 48:46 Goodnight from The Harry Hill Show New episodes of The Harry Hill Show every Monday. #TheHarryHillShow #HarryHill #MattBaker "Matt Baker" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Matt Baker. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Henning Wehn, Deutschlands größter Lacher, ist diese Woche bei Harry zu Gast. Außerdem erfahren wir alles über Uhren von dem Denkmalpfleger Alex Jeffrey.Henning Wehn, Germany's biggest laugher joins Harry this week. We're learning all about Clocks with conservationist, Alex Jeffrey."Henning Wehn" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Henning Wehn. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To wrap up Season 1, we're taking a look at some of our favourite bits as well as introducing The Harry Hill Show Choir (prepare your ears).Panic not though dear audience, we'll be back elevating your Monday mornings in no time with the return of Season 2 from 11th May.Let us know who you'd like to see in future episodes in the comments! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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