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- Touring The Bensonhurst War Room
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“Now to the untrained eye, this room is nothin’ but an ordinary Brooklyn apartment loaded with modern conveniences.”But THAT'S what it's NOT. THIS is an advanced strategic command center. This is our war room…”
“That ice box supplies the mess hall. Pigs knuckles and sauerkraut.”
“The stove? That’s no stove. It’s an atomic snowflake melter. It’s so efficient it broke the all-time-low gas bill, set by the Collier brothers in 1931.”
“And after a glorious day of front line advancement, the troops can take a bath in the sink.”
“The fire escape: that’s our lookout center; powered by the legendary Dumont Electronicam TV Film System.”
“This here is not an ordinary tablecloth left over from the Raccoon picnic, but a mathematical grid for plotting troop positions, conceived by Mrs. Manicotti while cooking Sunday faccumara sauce.”
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1 min - Watch The Battle or Win The War?
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“Alright so we're havin’ some fun here, but that's not WHY we're here…”
“THIS IS TOTAL WAR!”
“If we talk about nothin' but the daily shenanigans of the woke left, does as anything change? NO! So that’s why we're not doin’ it!”
“It’s the same thing every day…old nut, new nut, still nuts!”
Look...do ya wanna watch the battle, or do you wanna win the war?
“And where do we learn undefeatable battle strategy ? Right here and only here, through the words of Saints Kramden and Norton...”
“So what if Johnson cuts off our gas water electricity? It doesn’t matter. Delabriosky can condemn every sewer on Chauncey Street. They can TRY to cancel me. They can TRY to cancel this broadcast. But they can’t cancel us!”
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1 min - The Hungover Heckler - CHRISTMAS BONUS
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“Happy new year!”“Whoa…looks like some of you had a real good time last night.”
“Hey, I remember when I used to imbibe, so I know some of you got a head today…I get it.”
“Anyway, unlike other years, THIS new year is gonna be real cause for celebration.”
“Because even though we don’t know the exact day, we don’t know the time, but THIS is the year the snake gets his!”
“Wow...you guys really did get stoned last night...”
“All ya gotta know right now is until that moment when her foot comes down on stupid-head, WE are commanded to do our job…”
“What?”
(Person in audience) “Stop, quiet, talk softer: you’re too loud!”
“Of course I'm loud; the back of my vest says “Hurricanes!”
“Hey, head out to the lobby pal, they got cold grape juice out there, straighten ya right out.”
“Jeez, what a grouch!”
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1 min - Warmin’ Up In The Bullpen
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“So...bet a lot a you commie bums watchin’ this show are pretty steamed by now. Never would of thought Kramden and Norton would be calling your bluff.”
“I guess you never ran into an assistant plumber before.”
“Well... put this in your pipe and smoke it!”
“We're just getting’ started here. We’re just warmin’ up in the bullpen…wait ‘til I start my A-game. This is just a mere bag of shells I had lying around at Kelsey’s gym.”
“Its gonna be hell, literally, for you snakes, but that’s the choice your makin’.”
“Puttin’ you bums behind bars, down the sewers, that’s too good for ya…”
“Down the cellar, back in the furnace ya go! Hasta la vista yellow-belly…”
“A pox on you and all your ancestors!”
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1 min - Public Schools: Code Red
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“Brothers, the slithering snakes on the left side are after CHILDREN.”
“It’s an easy kill for them to get them when they're still inside their mother, they can’t run and hide from Dr. Mengele, and we can’t hear them scream…”
“All they wanted to do was be born.”
“And remember, the snake's runnin’ the public school system.”
“Psychological Auschwitz!”
“This is the gulag they’re runnin’ with the tax money they steal from us and forcing union dues.”
“So…be on high alert around ALL leftists; code red, 911, def-con 1.”
“And remember, the snake WILL accuse YOU of being hateful and dividing, because they know you're protecting your kids FROM THEM!”
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1 min - The Brats Revenge: Speech Control
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“So ever since stupid-head got thrown out of the lodge, he's still trying to get revenge on The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler...and US!”
“And he needs some of us to do his dirty work, see. And he’s trying to turn us brothers into brats…LIKE HIM!”
“Right now he's SO desperate, he thinks he can change reality by changing what we're allowed to say; that we'll RE-IMAGINE things just like HE did when HE was part of the lodge.”
Well…put down your cold drink Georgie, and go in and tell Har-vee:
The border invasion by drug cartels is not ‘undocumented migrants’
Massacred babies is NOT ‘women’s health care’, or 'planning parenthood'
And cuttin’ off your shmendrick is not ‘gender affirming’, it's nuts affirming!
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1 min - Ego, Feelings & Logic
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“So ya see it's very simple. We all got the same problem...EGO!”
“Lucifer had a good job up there; he was handsome and everything. Had good connections, but he had a big ego.”
“Felt he didn’t have to listen to the boss, that HE should be runnin' things.”
“Poor little maroon…shows us he's the STUPIDEST thing that ever was.”
“WAY more stupid than he is a sneak. And the dame could of used her thinking apparatus, but no, she goes and eats the mystery appetizer and gets us all sick with ego.”
“The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler gave us a thinking apparatus; all we gotta do is turn it on, and stop FEELING we should be runnin’ everything. Use logic!”
“Look, feelings can’t change logic, but only logic can change feelings.”
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1 min - Thelma's Bells - CHRISTMAS BONUS
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Listen, before we go any further here with the war here, I gotta tell ya what happened..
Hey Harve…Harvey…turn that clock off for me please. Thank you.
I got a postcard, see, thought it was Christmas greeting…nope. Putter down at the tax office found out about the skinny chicken, he wants to see me down there.
And speakin’ of clocks, the clock in the horses stomach was way off so I woke up late.
I rush over to the bathroom, I’m lookin’ for my toothbrush. “Moe” is sittin’ on Aunt Ethel’s teeth because the water pipes still ain’t fixed.
I run over to the icebox to grab a hairpin from the Jap box so I could start my car, knocked over the picalilly on the parcel of worms because McKeever’s ring was still stuck on my hand.
I thought I smelled smoke, I turned around, Christmas trees on fire because I left the iron on that mommy sold back to me.
No water, cant put it out. I heard bells out the window, I thought it was the fire department… nope. Maybe is was Santa? Nope.
Thelma…drivin’ by in a good humor truck, eatin’ a popsicle, wavin’ to me.
That is what’s left of the tree.
But here’s the good news, I broke the all time low water bill set by the Collier brothers in 1932
And the best news off all, better than anything else...
THIS is the day our savior was born.
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3 min - Genesis: A Technical Explanation
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“Okay, Genesis…how it all started.”
“The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler made this beautiful garden, see, and he set up a restaurant; called it the Hong Kong Gardens.”
“So he made his first customer a young man; he was hangin’ out in back, got everything he wanted, 3 kinds of pizza…everything.”
“So The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler sends along a dame; supposed to keep him company.”
“So one day she's lookin’ at the corns on her left foot, and the sneak slithers by and whispers over "Hey, eat some of this"
“What is it?”
“A delicious mystery appetizer.”
“I just had a nice kumquat from that other tree over there, I'm full”
“Just eat it, and when you’re on the 64 thousand dollar question, your category can be everything”
“And there you have it.”
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1 min - Empty Space Helmets
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“Re-imagine! Code word for nuts!”
“They're not goin'…they're gone. They blasted off for Pluto and the Moon. These rangers have empty space helmets.”
“Reality is here, right here.”
“The streets of Benson Hurst, that’s reality.”
“All those border crossing bums sleepin’ along Kosciusko Street, that’s reality.”
“Kids, stone cold dead from shootin’ poison in their arms, that’s reality.”
“Make no mistake, everything out there is being done on purpose; I know it, you know it, they know it and everybody knows it.”
“E-V-I-L...The snake. Been around longer than Ma and Pa Kettle.”
“So I'm gonna explain how this all started, and you’ll understand the rest of the whole thing.”
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About THE HONEYMOONERS WELCOMES RAT SKATES
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