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 “All right…so like I said at the start, we're gonna examine our thinking apparatus…”

 

“Usually we'd see that the armature sprocket is causing interference which in turn causes the combustion line to interfere with the flow of the dynaflow.”

 

“That wasn't the problem, so we looked inside their head and we found nothin'”

 

“Alright...you knew that one was comin'”

 

“But look, this is so simple you're not gonna believe it. Ready?”

 

“We can imagine celery is steak dinner, but it's still celery.”

 

“We can imagine cold grape juice is bottle of wine, but it's still cold grape juice.”

 

“The problem is…get a load of this...

 

“They RE-IMAGINE things!”

 

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 “You guys got a lot of spunk! but I got a confession to make.”

 

“The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler told us from the start "there will be no deserters in this army"

 

“But that's exactly what I did…”

 

“I watched these thieves steal our freedoms one by one, and I didn’t do anything...I just hoped someone else would.”

 

“The evil one only has one purpose, to capture us one by one so we join HIS side. And he'll never quit, so we can’t either.”

 

“I never thought things would end up like this, but here we are.”

 

“So I wanna say now that I’m sorry. I hope you brothers forgive me, and I hope The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler forgives me.”

 

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 “Brothers, there is nothing, NOTHING that the left hates more than YOUR freedom!”

 

“Every time you say yes to them you say no to your independence. Are you gonna retreat into the darkness of slavery or advance - advance into the sunshine of freedom?”

 

“I say advance!”

 

“They work for US...WE are their employers. They can’t bark orders at us! We give the orders! They TAKE the orders.”

 

“And they will address us with a civil tongue! We say boomf, they say very good sir!”

 

“Brothers, every dog has his day. Let's hit that high note; let’s forge ahead onward to the $99,000 answer!”

 

“Let's send the devil back down the cellar, stick his head in the stove and make him stay there!”

 

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 “So how ‘bout your commander-and- thief (president) Joe Fensterbliden?”

 

“He certainly is a treasure. Talk about woke...he ain't woke, he's sleep walking with his Captain Video space helmet on!”

 

“He slipped on a banana peel, fell right into a manhole.”

 

“Tried to climb out, thought he grabbed a rope, cut off his air supply instead!”

 

“Been on a permanent vacation at Fred’s Landing ever since.” 

 

“He did see the snake in his tent, he started to run, he turned around to see if Dr. Jill was behind him, ran right into a tree!”

 

“He didn’t have his shades on, which was too bad because he looked up, yellow bellied sap sucker dropped one right on him!”

 

“Now you know why he's always half winkin’ at ya…”

 

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 “Richard the Chicken-hearted who feels with a feathered glove, but is obsessed with power and control…and your skin color, and your race, and your sex.”

 

“These are communists. They are Marxists. They are total supremacists.”

 

“I don’t know...do they mean to be mean? Maybe they were just born that way.”

 

They hate Dr. Martin Luther King, they love Stalin.

They hate freedom; they think you should be their slave.

They love criminals, they hate the police.

They love to stalk young children…

They hate the parents, hate the church, hate America.

 

“But they sure do love themselves...”

 

“Are we dealing with pistachio the nut, or the snake in genesis 3:15? Isn't this what we fought a couple wars against?”

 

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 “Some people are never satisfied. Look in the Bible. Look what The Red One did when he was part of the angels up there, before the horns…”

 

“All he did was complain...”

 

“Ewww…how come the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler gives the orders? I don't wanna do what he says! How come I’m not in charge?”

 

“Vroom! Down he goes, right into the garden.”

 

“The birth of the snowflake.”

 

“Ewww…how come I can’t look at Liberace when Carlos teaches me the mambo? I don’t like Neapolitan knockwurst! I need an electric stove! Burt Weidemeier has a motorboat with 3 propellers! I need a bigger string of poloponies! I’m not comfy, where's my robe and slippers to slip into conveniently after a hard day of MAGA protests?” 

 

‘Ehhh…SHUDDUP!”

 

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 “And sweet-ums on the left over there wants you to think we- The International Order of Friendly Raccoons- are the bad guys and THEY'RE the nice guys.”

 

“Boris Karloff seems like a nice guy when he’s dancing on the Red Skeleton show.”

 

“I don’t know WHY we put up with this…why don't they see a psychiatrist, talk to a minister, take some headache powder, some aspirin, say pins and needles, needles and pins, but stop makin' everyone else suffer with THEIR problems!”

 

“Look, their mental block is made of cement, and the men in white coats don't run jackhammers.”

 

“They're not gonna quarantine themselves to their playpen. Shove a pacifier in their face, blabbermouth spits it right out. Always complaining’, always yappin’…ga ga gag ga…”

 

“They yap so much when the suns out their tongue gets sunburned.”

 

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 “Ya think maybe they’d take stock of themselves once in a while? They're not taking stock, they're stalking!”

 

“So we had an emergency lodge meeting and made a list of all their good points and bad points. Here's where there’s trouble…get a load of some of these:”

 

-race addiction

-sex addiction

-can’t define what a woman is

-2 plus 2 can equal 5

-babies lives don’t matter

-they are coming for your water pistols and disintegrator guns

-they will replace light bulbs with wallpaper that glows in the dark

-oh, and they’re nosey blabbermouths too

 

“Good points: providing free comedy that you can’t make up.”

 

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 “How we gonna help them when they cant think anymore? Don't they want to end up upstairs with the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler?”

 

“It ain’t paradise down the sewers, and the manhole covers ain’t pizzas!”

 

“Why would they choose to help the red guy with the tail and the pitchfork? That's what they're doing, isn’t it?”

 

“The evil one is a sneak. He's a bluffer, but most of all, most of all he's an idiot! And when you follow an idiot, that makes you an idiot too!”

 

“And he thinks he's gonna get way with this, that the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler isn’t gonna twist him into bookends!”

 

“There's a riot! Hardee-har har har! Let me have what he's drinkin’ I wanna get loaded too!”

 

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 “They just can't get through their head: there is, there has been and always will be, a Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler. Emperor of all Racoondom.”

 

“These commies don’t believe in anything, so anything goes. Even though we are all brothers under the pelt, we are NOT gonna coexist with these snakes.” 

 

“But, The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler keeps ‘em around to teach us a lesson: so we know exactly what NOT to do.”

 

“They're gonna be used as an example of his justice for the final judgment, and it may be tomorrow pal. If they only knew the shellacking they’re gonna get.”

 

“Should've been kind to the people they met on the way up, because they're gonna meet the same people on the way down.”

 

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