The Hoops Crew

The Chaps return at full-strength as Jake, Sambo and Johnny expose a controversy with Producer Colin’s views on Tarantino’s film catalogue, before they dive into Geelong’s important Week 17 win over the Blues at the MCG! The contributions of some underrated Cats, Geelong’s calmness under pressure, players stepping to the plate to provide a greater spread of goals, Moroccan Sunset, and much more! Then it’s a whip around of the VFLW & VFLM news as the women’s team produces a remarkable result in their quest for another tilt at undefeated Collingwood. The show ends with your Fave 5 Cats, as the Chaps and the listeners reveal their favourite five Geelong players!



Jake and Johnny fly into the Zoom studio to breakdown all of the action from Geelong's Week 16 clash against the Bombers! They discuss Jeremy Cameron's hamstring, Dangerfield's return to the Danger Zone, the underrated work of Tom Atkins, the form and future of Sparkle Narkle Don't Give A Farkle, and hand out their Best on Ground votes. There's time for a whip through the VFLW/VFLM results, some injury report news, and a discussion about transitional coaching arrangements. The episode ends with a call to action for the Chaps listeners!

Send us an e-mail!

The Chaps return to the studio, and get well and truly loose, as they recap all of the action from Geelong’s week 15 loss to the Lions in Brisbane! They discuss the imperfect storm of factors that collaborated on the night plus the superb efforts of Zach Tuohy, Jack Henry, Patrick Dangerfield and others. The Chaps also talk about the value of AFL player fines, on field psychological dark arts, and recap all of Geelong’s VFLW and VFLM action. There are complaints of an empty (Mail) Sack, and producer Colin attempts to get out of the studio on time to attend his improv class.

Send us an e-mail!

The Chaps are back to recap Geelong's gripping Friday night thriller against the Western Bulldogs! Cats resilience in the face of injury, Gary Rohan's goalkicking, Tom Stewart's record-breaking intercept mark performance, the spread of contributions from the Geelong midfield, Chris Scott's celebrations, and much more!

Send us an e-mail!

The Chaps are back after a Bye week, and there's plenty to rip into! Discussion ranges from analysis of Geelong's impressive road victory against the Power in Adelaide, the trade period for the AFLW Cats, coaching archetypes, Geelong's decision to retain their game against the Dogs at Kardinia Park, plus a special announcement!

Send us an e-mail!

The Chaps Chat Cats are back with their Week 11 recap of the Cats v Pies! The Chaps provide a full analysis of Geelong's 8th win of the season, as well as voting for their players of the week. Then attention turns to a bursting mail-sack, as the Chaps read Man-Crush FanFic submissions from their super talented listeners, before embarking on another edition of The Chaps Chat Cats Communist Trivia Show! All of that, the usual banter, and more!

Send us an e-mail!

The Chaps Chat Cats return, albeit a little later than usual, and dive into the meat of Geelong's win over the Gold Coast Suns in Week 10. The Chaps also turn their attention to a little news on the fortunes of the VFLW and VFLM Cats teams, and give their score predictions for Cats v Pies. Then it's off to some Alleged Fun Times, including TV/Film and Game recommendations for lockdown listeners, a Geelong Cats recast of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and an epic session of the world renowned "The Chaps Chat Cats Communist Quiz Show" where Johnny and Sam team up to try and answer Jake's torturous trivia in order to win the means of production.

Send us an e-mail!

The Chaps Chat Cats breakdown Geelong's victory over the Saints in Week 9, Johnny reveals his Man Love, the VFLW Cats make a remarkable 4th quarter comeback, the Chaps nominate their Wanker of the Week and dissect Damian Hardwick's comments about Marvel Stadium, there are game picks for Week 10 against the Gold Coast Suns, and much more!

Send us an e-mail!

The Chaps Chat Cats return! They take a joyful stroll through the recap of Geelong’s demolition of the Tigers from Week 8, break down all the results from the Women’s and Men’s VFL Cats, welcome a special guest onto the pod, and make their score predictions and tips for week 9 against the Saints!

Send us an e-mail!

The Chaps Chat Cats return with their second interview of the season, this time chatting with Geelong's VFLW German superstar, Theresia Meissner! They discuss why footy was the perfect combination of skills for Theresia, playing for the Hamburg Dockers, making the move to Australia, the culture at Geelong, debuting for the Cats, and much more!

Send us an e-mail!