The Hoops Crew

Jake, Sam and Johnny are back in your ear-holes via the virtual studio as they continue their wonderful offseason odyssey through the Dark Times of No Footy. First up it's some banter about Jake's favourite soccer player from childhood, English goalkeeper David Seaman, then it's a whip through a couple of news points on Joel Selwood and Chris Scott. Then it's time for a dive into exactly why the AFL media and general fan group are so obsessed with the average age of Geelong's list, and why their hand-wringing is likely needless and/or simplistic. The Chaps finish the show with a new segment called Cat Stonks, as Cat Stonk analysts Sam and Johnny tell you which Geelong players will see a rise or a fall in their Stonk price in 2022!

The Chaps are in your ears again, fresh off an appearance on Footy Live's Trade Centre! They've got a full recap of Geelong's Trade Period including the Jordan Clark trade, the acquisition of Jonathon Ceglar, and a summary and letter grade for how they felt the Cats went during trade season! Speaking of grades, it's time for the Wheel of Grades Finale, as The Chaps complete their individual recaps and letter grades for every Geelong player that pulled on the guernsey for the AFL Men's team in 2021! All that and more!

Sambo returns as the Chaps three man squad hits your ear-holes at full force! There’s offseason news to discuss with a Chris Scott extension, a trade with Collingwood, some more Jordan Clark updates, an exciting coaching arrival and more! Then it’s time to spin the Wheel of Grades again as The Chaps continue to recap and grade every player who played a game for the AFLM Cats in 2021!

Jake and Johnny captain the good ship Chaps as a two-man tag team this week, as they discuss all of the offseason Cats news from the week! AFLW Preseason underway, Hendo retires, trade rumours with Fremantle, Carji Greeves Medal, and more! Then it's time to spin the Wheel of Grades for the third time, as the Chaps continue to recap and letter grade the season of every Cat who pulled on a guernsey for the AFLM team in 2021!

The Chaps Chat Cats off-season rolls on as the Chaps quickly recap the 2021 Grand Final, talk about the coaching departure of Geelong great Matthew Scarlett, the return of another Geelong great in James Kelly, whispers about a Doggies assistant coach and the slim chances of Jordan Clark remaining a Cat. Then it's time to spin the Wheel of Grades, Part Two, as the Chaps continue to recap and letter grade the individual performance of all 35 Geelong Cats AFLM players who took the field in 2021!

The Chaps Chat Cats launch you into the Geelong Cats off-season, with a recap of news related to the Cats, including thoughts on the departures of Corey Enright and Matthew Knights from the coaching staff, as well as the signing of a one-year extension for Quinton Narkle, trade rumours for Jordan Clark, the media's treatment of Gary Rohan, and more! Then it's time to spin The Wheel Of Grades for the first time, as the Chaps take it in turns to give a performance summary and letter grade for Cats players in 2021, chosen at random from The Wheel Of Grades!

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The Chaps hit the virtual studio to spill their guts about the gut-wrenching Preliminary Final loss to the raging hot Melbourne Demons. A little more of a freeform episode, the Chaps wade into recapping the game, unpacking the toxic reaction from some sections of the media and fanbase, and why Geelong's losses will inevitably be graded within a different context than most of the AFL. There's also a lookahead to what promises to be a fun and intriguing off-season, and a thank-you to all who have listened and engaged with the show across the first run!

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The Chaps Chat Cats are back, and they've brought the goodies! The usual banter off the top, then it's recap and analysis of Geelong's big semi-final victory over the GWS Giants, MVP votes, some half-time shenanigans, The Chaps Chat Cats Good Karma Corner, and who is Geelong's Most Improved Player in 2021? All of that, and more!

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The Chaps are back with a two hour epic, recapping all of the action and plot points in the wake of Geelong's Qualifying Final clash with Port Adelaide! Stewy/Tuohy absences, midfield battles, Dangerfield playing through injury, who ISN'T playing through injury, and a golden opportunity for Jack Henry's development as a defensive superstar. There's also time for a listener submission to the mailsack, W*nker of the Week, into the weeds about team building, and much more!

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Jake, Sam and Johnny return to recap all of the action from Geelong's Week 23 clash with the Melbourne Demons! What went wrong, what went right, and how things are looking as the Cats turn their attention to the finals journey! Also, listener submissions in a phat edition of the mail-sack, a horde of new sound-drops, and much more!

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