This week on The Houli’s Hooley Radio Hour… aliens, Goodwill, and hot garbage season—just another day at the office.

Paddy and Bill are back with a deep dive into their two favorite topics: second-hand shopping drama and intergalactic diplomacy. First up, the Goodwill Chronicles—outrageous prices, missing pink tag deals, and the underground art of tag-switching (purely hypothetical… of course). They even pitch a VIP program for “legacy families” of thrift shoppers. Early access. Velvet rope. Champagne at checkout. Then the show blasts off—literally—with the re-introduction of Doug, an alien allegedly living beneath the White House. He may be consulting presidents, speaking in clicks, and communicating telepathically with Elon Musk. The CIA’s confused. We’re entertained. And yes, HBO is rumored to be developing the series.

Also on the docket:
Rugby networking with the Chicago Hounds
A crash course in “soft launching” jobs on social media
And a big question—will aliens save us from AI?

All powered by:
Fox’s Pizza – Tavern-cut legends of Orland Park & Mokena
Flood Brothers – Cleaning up hot garbage since forever
Madden Funds – Keeping our money slightly less chaotic

It’s thrift store wisdom meets sci-fi madness—only on the Hooley.

Buckle up for another wild ride on the Houli’s Hooley Radio Hour, where Paddy and Bill dive deep into the wacky world of Gen Z slang, delivery robots, and one seriously bizarre dream! This episode is packed with more flavor than a Fox’s Pizza (our delicious sponsor!) as the brothers break down gen Alpha terms like “riz” and “drip” that’ll make you sound cooler than a Flood Brothers disposal truck. Speaking of cool, we explore the rise of autonomous delivery robots – meet Packy O’Donnell, the adorable bot ready to bring your late-night snacks! Paddy shares a mind-bending dream that’ll make you question reality (and family boundaries), while dropping knowledge about the latest NFL Draft and how social media is changing everything. With financial wisdom from Madden Funds and more pop culture references than you can handle, this episode is a non-stop laughs. Want to know what happens when a childhood acquaintance, a hotel room, and a naked family member collide in a dream? Tune in to find out! Pro tip: This episode is certified 100% authentic, straight from the masters of “authenticity theater” themselves. Don’t miss out on the most entertaining hour of your week – brought to you by Fox’s Pizza, Flood Brothers Disposal, and the financial wizards at Madden Funds!

Hey Hooley Heads!
Strap in for another gloriously unhinged episode of The Houli’s Hooley Radio Hour, where the laughs are loud and the logic is optional. This week, Paddy’s bursting with pride—and disbelief—as his 10-year-old baseball phenom son gets the call-up and promptly smacks a ground-rule double like a seasoned vet. But the real MVP? A Little League coach who looks like Haley Joel Osment after a three-day bender. Yes, that Haley Joel—“I see dead people” and now, apparently, arrest warrants. Naturally, the twins spiral into a full-blown Osment analysis, including his recent run-in with the fuzz that sounds more like an improv bit than a police report. Meanwhile, Bill drops a workplace bombshell: turns out he’s been mispronouncing a coworker’s name for years—and just rolled with it like a champ. (Or a coward. You decide.) And in true Hooley fashion, they go deep on a Texas gambling syndicate that hacked the lottery like it was Ocean’s Eleven.

Sponsored by the legends who keep this circus running:
🍕 Fox’s Pizza – Still undefeated in tavern-cut.
🗑️ Flood Brothers – Keeping our trash classy.
💰 Madden Funds – The real MVPs of our bank accounts.

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It’s comedy. It’s chaos. It’s a Hooley.

Another week, another Houli’s Hooley Radio Hour adventure! Paddy’s teenage daughter has decided to dive headfirst into show business, and has dragged her old man along for the ride. Between auditioning for Hairspray and chasing her dreams, she’s got more hustle than Paddy ever did. Spoiler: She didn’t get the part, but Paddy’s coaching was something to behold. This sent him down memory lane, sharing his own headshot horror story from back in the day – involving a photographer who was more into softcore lingerie shoots than professional actor headshots. Let’s just say his agent was less than impressed. Bill chimes in with a parking ticket saga that’ll make you grateful for your own boring commute, and we end up on a Val Kilmer career retrospective. Fox’s Pizza kept us fed, Flood Brothers kept the trash moving, and the Madden Bros kept an eye on our finances. Wouldn’t have it any other way.

Buckle up for another outrageous episode of The Houli’s Hooley Radio Hour! The Hooley Twins are hot off the press with $344 million dollar dreams and absolutely no chill. When a winning Mega Millions ticket pops up at a Casey’s General Store in Cortland, IL, these two go full fantasy-mode: bodyguards, secret hideouts, and a suspicious amount of cigarettes.

Fueled by Fox’s Pizza (still the best thin-crust in Chicago), the boys spiral into bodega nostalgia, cold email rage, and a full-on deep dive into the lost art of 1990s video store etiquette. Bill’s still trying to understand AI, Paddy’s busy mapping out their lottery fortune, and somehow it all circles back to the bizarre history of Casey’s General Store.

Flood Brothers Disposal keeps the bins empty, Madden Funds keeps the money dreams alive, and the Houlihan brothers? Well, they keep the chaos coming.

Warning: Contains excessive hypothetical wealth, confused tech talk, and more tangents than a Quentin Tarantino script. It’s not just a podcast—it’s a full-blown fever dream of comedy, nostalgia, and Midwest madness.

Buckle up for another wild ride on the Houli’s Hooley radio hour! The Houli twins dive fresh off the St. Patrick’s Day marathon into a hilarious whirlwind of teenage drama, rock star performances, and March Madness madness. Fueled by Fox’s Pizza (the most delicious thin-crust in Chicago), they’ll take you through Paddy’s teenage daughter’s epic music moment, the mysterious world of duck faces, and a crazy brainstorming session about creating a “Radio Boys” podcast empire. Flood Brothers Disposal keeps the streets clean, Madden Funds keeps the wallet happy, and these guys keep you laughing. Warning: Contains excessive pointing, teenage girl friendship drama, and more tangents than a geometry textbook! It’s not just a podcast, it’s a comedy adventure that’ll have you wondering how they got from St. Patrick’s Day to Warren Buffett’s NCAA basketball bracket challenge in under an hour!

Buckle up for another wild ride with the Houli Twins! This week’s episode is a rollercoaster of epic betting adventures, mid-life musings, and comedy gold – brought to you by the legends at Fox’s Pizza (Orland Park and Mokena locations, we see you!), Flood Brothers Disposal, and Madden Funds. Our hosts dive deep into the world of March Madness betting, sharing tales that’ll make your head spin faster than a parlay ticket. Ever heard of a “car kiss”? Wonder what happens when a 14-leg bet goes sideways? We’ve got the inside scoop! From college memories that’ll make you laugh out loud to navigating the treacherous waters of dating in your 40s, no topic is off-limits. Learn the art of “splitting the G” on a Guinness, discover the unwritten rules of social media birthday wishes, and join the Houli Twins for a journey that’s part comedy, part life advice, and 100% pure entertainment. Warning: May cause unexpected laughter, nostalgic moments, and an irresistible urge to grab a pizza from Fox’s!

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