The Hour Podcast

Why don’t more people rob farms? This week, someone stole a half ton of blueberries from a farm in Newfoundland. An old lady was using a headstone to make fudge. Apple wants to spy on you to figure out if you’re sad or not. A man castrates someone, and would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for a bleeding penis.  Finally, scientists learned how to purify chicken, print it into chicken, and then cook it with lasers.  Why not just cook it like a regular chicken? We’re a few days late, and always some dollar short, but welcome back to The Hour. 

This episode doesn’t come in kid's size, only jumbo hours here!  This week we welcome a guest, Scott! We’ll learn about scientists wanting to clone wooly mammoths, but I think we shouldn’t worry too much about the park going wrong.  National Park officials searching for a missing person found a different body, and the one they were looking for, hopefully they had a family pass.  A couple brought their marriage back together with A MURDER MOST FOUL!  Meanwhile, a drunk couple totals their cars into each other. Finally, a man shits on some pizza rolls, which is what usually happens AFTER you eat them, but the lady who found it was offered some steaks. Since you found us, send us an e-mail and we’ll give you a free Karl Dandleton wristband, and Welcome back to The Hour.

This week we’re coming at you naked on a golf cart!  A Florida woman makes a similar entrance into a police standoff and was arrested.  Don’t worry, they used the furry handcuffs.  A Texas man tries to smuggle his meat across the U.S.-Mexico border, but it’s not what you think.  A guy doesn’t know if he should hold on to his knife or his Crunch Wrap Supreme, and ends up with a gash on his thigh. A Kentucky judge thinks that she knows better and denies a couple their divorce because she “gets a vibe.” Finally, do you have $500 Million, if so then we have a house for you!  Our podcast is getting older, so there’s some shrinkage expected. Welcome back to The Hour.

Have you ever been so mad you have to pee on the counter of a DQ?  Yeah, neither have we.  This week we find out the Feds wanna know why the McFlurry machine is always broken.  A Boomer judge sentences a potential terrorist to reading, because he’s sure it’s just kids being kids.  A guy runs from the cops then cuts off his penis, but don’t worry, the radio said it’ll save the world.  Women think men who mumble are more bangworthy.  Finally, A guy gets mad that he has to wear a mask so he pees on the counter at a Canadian Dairy Queen, and I don’t think he was Soury.  We’re not sorry we’re for this week’s episode, welcome back to The Hour.

Are you ready for a flamin' hot episode? This week we find out that a 20 year old roller coaster is suddenly breaking people’s necks.  A Florida man makes the case for wearing masks, by taking off his clothes. Female octopuses have had it with male octopuses shit! Mountain Dew is ready for you to burn your face off with their new flavors.  Finally, a dick puts a dick on a gazebo, and now two guys have to yank it off.  Summer is almost over, but sadly we’re still going, welcome back to The Hour. 

In solidarity with OnlyFans, we are happy to announce that starting in October we will no longer be a shitty podcast. This week we confirm that Fox News is full of shit. People in Alberta have a shit-ton of syphilis. Two nude guys scissor-ed each other, but it’s not what you think. A pack of coyotes are attacking Canadians, and they’re not sorry about it. Finally, OnlyFans is getting rid of sexually explicit material, so if you were waiting for the sale, shop now EVERYTHING MUST GO! Don’t worry, we’re never going on sale, so welcome back to The Hour.

The pain of listening to our podcast, and the agony of listening to our podcast!  This week, A local mayor bites an olympic medal that was not his during an ongoing pandemic.  A children’s hospital asks the kids in the dorm next door to get some curtain or something before they fuck.  The white population is going down, great, just what Fox News wanted to hear.  A giant block of ice causes problems for Titanic enthusiasts. Finally, scientist have made a Daddy Short Legs. Pretty Podcast to endlessly bitch, and welcome back to The Hour. 

Emu Donkey Love, is love, is love. This week, a basketball coach punishes his team because one guy had an Android phone, but wasn’t that punishment enough? Diarrhea stopped production on NBC’s new Slip N Slide show, for obvious reasons. A man in Bangkok got his dick stuck in a lock, I guess he was trying to pick a chastity belt. A chipmunk at Lake Tahoe has plague, but luckily was negative for Covid Delta. Finally, California puts its money where its mouth is, and will pay the pork price for benevolent bacon. Welcome back to The Hour.

This week’s episode comes to you live from Ron Pompeii’s coffin! This week we wonder why the head of a cigarette company wants to make cigarettes illegal. Like, dude. Just stop making them.  Google is making it harder for you to find a sugar daddy, but if you wait till Halloween there will be plenty that no one wants.  An Alaska man tried to find a sugar bear, but he was almost left without a leg to stand on.  A new trailer park in Louisiana wants you to cum for the neighbors, but stay for the nude yoga.  And finally, a man harasses women in a walmart, which is always low class. Always.  Tickle up your funny bone, because we’ve got lots of extra jokes. Welcome back to The Hour.