The Jimmy Clifford Show

Which one is the real Trump nickname?

00:12 - Being Oprah's sugar baby

02:13 - Where were YOU when Kobe died?

05:53 - "I thought the bi*ch was white!"

08:30 - Audiotistic

14:07 - The P*do King

Are they related or is she a sugar baby?

This is the Vegas trip from hell (and also the podcast from hell). Justin just wanted to go on a nice vacation with his girlfriend and everything that could go wrong went even worse than you'd expect. This man bought a timeshare! And that was the FIRST thing he did when he got there.

We, as his good friends, feel it's our duty to make sure he knows how dumb that was so we've immortalized the whole story for you here!

This was originally supposed to be part of a normal episode with other topics but Justin wouldn't shut up so we ended up recording for 2 hours. This story was the second half of that...

00:00 - The Worst Vegas Trip of All Time 

01:24 - Justin's "Blind Pitch" on: TIMESHARES 

04:59 - The Vegas Story 

07:12 - Pregaming the airport 

13:41 - Take 2 

16:31 - How NOT to get a credit card 

20:08 - Buying a timeshare 

27:08 - The other 3 days

The boys do be watchin tiktoks tho.

00:00 - The Boys React

00:28 - (not) Hasbulla   

01:11 - Poop in a Bucket   

02:20 - Guilty Pleasure   

03:14 - Perfect Woman   

04:16 - Wheel of Fortune   

05:11 - Band Meme   

07:03 - Home Depot Shenanigans    

08:26 - Fun Cop Interaction   

09:35 - The Dominos Trilogy   

13:44 - Walmart Box   

15:27 - Criminals Love Football   

17:10 - Wife's Cat 

20:02 - Concluding Thoughts

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Welcome to Jimmy Clinfo Wars where we get to the bottom of what's really going on.  Today we discuss a really hot topic at the moment: Are aliens visiting Earth?  We examine ALL the evidence (unlike some "mainstream" outlets) to get to the root of what everyone is saying and then deliver to YOU the definitive truth! Then we talk to leading expert, Dr. Casey Rocket, so he can tell us what he's seeing out there in the field.  This is the kinda stuff they won't teach you in school folks, you can only get this type of knowledge by following TJCS.

00:00 - Welcome to Jimmy Clinfo Wars 

00:27 - There are aliens among us 

01:12 - What the "News Media" is spreading 

02:54 - What the people are saying 

04:27 - The Truth 

06:05 - Alpha Cliffords Beta Blockers (ad) 

06:37 - Dr. Casey Rocket Interview   

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We're back again for Part 2!  First we play "Name That Austin Podcast", shout out to all the friends of the show.  You can find all their content on the front page of our YouTube channel.  Then we react to some of the craziest videos Reddit has to offer.  Find out who won in the conclusion to The Power-Hour Podcast Special!

00:00 - This week on TJCS... 

00:41 - Points recap 

00:57 - Name That Austin Podcast 

14:19 - Classic Grog moment 

14:50 - FunnyHAHAreaction part 

25:54 - The final score

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WELCOME TO THE POWER-HOUR PODCAST (pt 1)!!  We're joined by our friends Jackson and Dylan for a special episode of The Jimmy Clifford Show where we compete to see who gets the most jokes cut from a single episode!  In part 1 we play some "What's Happening" and our newest TJCS game "(Never) Forget These Songs".  For every point we earn we take a shot of beer.  Watch the chaos unfold as we react to wild videos and guess which songs were banned after 9/11.

00:00 - This week on TJCS... 

00:25 - The Power-Hour Pod 

01:55 - What's Happening 

15:12 - (Never) Forget These Songs 

21:20 - Next week on TJCS...

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Swiggy Claus has come to town and he's got a sack full of lube and ketamine for all the good little boys and girls this Christmas!! Everyone's favorite sentient acid tab is back and just as debaucherous as ever. We talk about Swiggy's plans for Vegas (*spoilers* they involve mid*ets), his passion for Nazi/Jew roleplay, and leave you with some of that seasoned Swiggy wisdom.  This one's got something for the whole family to enjoy so throw us on the TV instead of Home Alone this year and let Swiggy Claus explain to your 10yr old cousin how to properly eat an a*s!

00:00 - Swiggy Claus (sketch)

01:35 - What Swiggy ate for breakfast

02:21 - Swiggy's Vegas plans (*spoilers* they involve mid*ets)

04:19 - Swiggy was a leash kid

05:33 - Exchanging gifts

  06:02 - JJ's gifts

  08:53 - Greg's gifts

  10:36 - Jimmy's gifts

14:11 - Swiggy's mom saw his comedy

15:25 - Nazi Sex Kink: It's more common than you'd think!

17:40 - Mexican Michelle Pfeiffer puts kids in cages

20:43 - Reacting to Swiggy on Hans Kim's dating show

27:47 - Swiggy's advice for the kids

  28:12 - How to ask a girl out

  28:48 - How to drop acid for the first time

  30:22 - World record number of crimes admitted to in one story

  31:28 - How to lose your viginity

32:37 - AD - Swiggy White's BBQ Sauce

33:10 - Happy Holidays everyone, see ya next year!

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Standup from Florida, expert d**k rater, undefeated "Cinnabon or Orgasm" champ, these are just a few things that describe our friend Ike Rafferty.  He used to get paid to pretend to be Onlyfans models and humiliate guys with small c**ks.  Now he just does it for the love of the game on stage in comedy roasts, as God intended.  We got into all that as well as played some more of our patented TJCS Games.  Witness the first iteration of "Eating a Cinnabon or Having an Orgasm" and another installment of "What's Happening" where we read a quote and guess what's going on in the video.

00:00 - On this episode... 

01:25 - Explaining memes to Jimmy 

03:24 - Eating a Cinnabon or Having an Orgasm? 

12:17 - F***ed up comedy crowds 

14:38 - What it's like managing an Onlyfans 

17:57 - Ike went hard on the d**k ratings 

21:24 - What's Happening 

26:41 - Jimmy hates sexy cowboys 

29:29 - Bottomless brunch *GONE WRONG* (TikTok) 

30:50 - Ike's thoughts on marriage, kids, and Florida racism 

33:02 - Ike's Plugs

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